Chapter Forty-Seven: Messing with Daoye, there is meat to eat
At this time, the flower priest was lying across the road, and the entire funeral procession stopped there. The coffin has not yet been lifted to the place, it can't land, the strong man who carried the coffin was fine at the beginning, but later he was tired and miserable, but at this time, everyone whispered, and the identity of this Shangxuanguan Lord had already been revealed, how dare they come forward to theorize.
The three Confucian students also heard the identity of this wild Taoist priest, and they were panicked for a while, then frightened, and then afraid. I just knelt down and kowtowed in front of this great priest, begging this master to spare his life.
This master of the Xuanguan was just a gangster in the market before, he didn't learn anything, he wasn't a Taoist priest, he just borrowed the name of a Taoist priest.
At this time, there were more and more people on the street to watch the excitement, Zhao Taiyi knew that the dispute continued, and in the end he was embarrassed, he really didn't want to and didn't dare to deal with such a wild Taoist priest anymore, so he was soft and let him go, so he gritted his teeth and said: "Come to think of it, as the Lord said, please go first." As he spoke, he wanted to call the funeral team to retreat and let the Taoist priest go first.
The Daoist laughed, turned his head and said to the three Confucian students: "Since this Laoshizi has said that I am right, why don't you just worship under my door, follow Grandpa Dao, be a little Taoist, drink wine and eat meat!" ”
"Huh?"
The three of them were shocked: "How can this be made? We are all scholars and Confucian disciples, how can we be like you Taoist? ”
The Daoist waved his big hand and said: "What Confucian Taoists, we are all good people in front of Her Royal Highness the Queen, and the Confucian and Taoist families are all happy!" This Heavenly Master will accept you as a disciple today, come here, and give my apprentice the green yarn that is not stupid, and put on my Taoist robe! ”
After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he also added loudly: "Remember to shave your hair too, this is the sign of my White Horse Temple, cool!" ”
At that moment, he snatched out a few Taoist priests, set up the three of them, snatched the folding fan in his hand, took off the pointed jade crown, picked up the Qingsu shirt, pressed the street to the ground, and pulled out the big knife with "whoosh", and the Taoist priest held the knife in his own hand, and shaved the hair of the three people on the street in the cold light.
While shaving, he also said: "Don't move, this big knife doesn't have long eyes, this Taoist master is also rough, I can't blame grandpa for cutting my head......"
The three of them trembled, but they didn't dare to move any more.
After a while, the three ** dignified and the Confucian scholars in the wind of Yushu turned into three supreme Tianzun disciples with light on their heads and wearing Taoist robes.
Not to mention, the three of them are dressed in plain clothes, much more handsome than the Confucian sour appearance just now.
The Daoist seemed to be very satisfied with his craft, and he was also amazed.
This scene not only stunned the pedestrians on the side of the road, but also the funeral procession. Yao'er watched the three Pianpian literati become a bald monk and Taoist priest for a moment, and couldn't help but laugh out loud anymore.
At this time, on both sides of the road, I don't know how many people were snickering, and the Taoist priest asked someone to bring a Taoist duster, one in each person's hand, three regular standards, and the little Taoist priest with a full set of equipment was freshly out of the cage.
The Daoist looked left and right, and said with satisfaction: "Well, it's much more pleasing to the eye when you look at it this way." Go on with your deeds, and do not delay the time for the dead to be buried in the earth. Xuan Er, Xuan San, you two follow them, let them clean up, and then lead them back to the White Horse to see me, from then on they are my people, deceiving people and eating meat, very happy, supreme heavenly venerable, hahahaha......"
In the midst of laughter, the Daoist jumped on the horse, beat the horsewhip, and waved his hand to take the initiative to lead the group of little Daoist priests to retreat and make way for the road.
The three newly promoted Taoist priests hid their faces with their sleeves and had no face to see.
Xuanji smiled: "Senior disciples! There is nothing wrong with being a Taoist priest, it is easy to live with the master and grandfather, and you will know how many benefits there are in the future...... Let's be brothers, but take the word 'Xuan', now there are ten people, you just get started, you will be ranked eleven, twelfth, thirteen...... Xuan 13 said you, don't bury your head, from now on, you have to call us senior brother. ”
The three of them hung their heads in despair, with tears in their eyes, and said with a sob: "Senior brother, little ...... Niche...... Poor...... Poor Dao knew. ”
"Haha......" Xuan Er and Xuan San laughed.
Some people on the side of the road still don't know the identity of the Taoist, so they can't help but be surprised and ask what is going on. Someone said: Who is the wild Taoist priest? How can you be so domineering! Seeing that he has many apprentices, none of them seem to be a good way, that little Confucian is afraid of suffering a loss, being bullied like this, and he will endure it, but the family who came out of the funeral is Zhao Langzhong's family, a powerful man with real power, how can he swallow his anger? ”
"Hey! You're so lonely! Didn't you hear that Master Zhao call that flower Taoist the master of the Xuanguan? Didn't you hear the flower priest say that he was from the White Horse Temple? What do you say he's coming from, hehe!
"Ahh Could it be ...... That immeasurable Taoist priest is the legendary Li Shangxuan? ”
"Shhhh Do you dare to call the name of such a fierce man? What kind of person is that, even the queen's nephews Tian Chengqian, Tian Sankun and other big names have to respectfully respect the Lord of Xuanguan when they see him, don't say that this Zhao Taiyi is just a Langzhong, even if the boss of their Wenqu Palace, Si Wen Shangqing, comes, they don't dare to point fingers in front of this Taoist master. ”
Between the words of the people, the deeds of this white horse viewer were revealed.
It turned out that the Dao scholar's surname was Li, and he was nicknamed Sledgehammer. Li Dazhui was originally a gangster who did red and white things on the streets of Lin'an, because of his strong physique and handsome appearance, and later due to fate, he had a romantic encounter with Tian Qiniang and became the face of this female king.
Li Da Hammer made this face, and the gold content is much higher than that of Chen Shimei.
Tian was in his fifties at the time, it was the peak age of the wolf and the tiger, and he was very happy to have a young and strong man like Li Dazhui, but he was a man in the prime of life, and entering and leaving the palace would inevitably cause criticism, and at this time it was the rise of Taoism, as the queen, to summon the true people of Taoism, pray for blessings, alchemy, and the merchant country is ...... It is normal for Taoist priests to enter and leave the palace, so Tian Qiniang had an idea and made him a Taoist priest.
A street gangster turned into a high-street soldier. I don't know how Tian Qiniang, who is as deep as the sea, could come up with such an idea, I don't know if it's a clever trick or a stupid trick?
With Tian Qiniang's will, Li Dazhui became the boss of the White Horse Temple of Lin'an Tianzun Taoist Academy, and was named the Xuantian Master.
The woman was dizzy and unreasonable, no matter how brutal this Tian Qi Niang was, it was extremely good for this Li Da Hammer.
Tian Qiniang herself was born in a noble family, because she loved Li Da Hammer very much, and the woman was carried away by her feelings, so she did a lot of trouble. Because he was afraid that this Li Dazhui would be from a humble background and make people despicable, he thought of a way to hook up with his daughter Mu Jia, Jiang's husband, and became a distant relative of the Mu family, and Mu Jia should also call him an uncle according to his seniority.
Li Dazhui turned into Mu Shangxuan, who had aristocratic blood.
This Mu Shangxuan worked for the Tian family, not only on the bed, he really did a few big things. One of them is the construction of the Simu bronze giant tripod.
For Wu Ze Tiantian's clan, the construction of the Simu bronze giant tripod is not just as simple as a building, which has a profound political significance, and this huge project was designed and supervised by Mu Shangxuan. Of course, there are naturally special craftsmen for specific designs, but although Mu Shangxuan does not learn or know, he has many whimsical ideas in his belly.
This giant tripod was built by him magnificently, the momentum is extraordinary, it is ten stories high, and it has become the largest bronze tripod in the history of the founding of the Zhou Dynasty. Ding Cheng Quansheng, with this Ding, Tian Qi Niang's royal power is more stable.
Mu Shangxuan has this credit, and Tian loves him even more.
It's just that maybe it's because Empress Wu has been busy with state affairs recently, or because he is old and lacks interest, he hasn't summoned Mu Shangxuan to the palace for a long time. Mu Shangxuan dared to do anything else, but he didn't dare to cuckold Tian, he was a strong man with nothing to do, what else could he do? I had to summon a group of pranksters that I knew well in the past to the White Horse Temple to become a Taoist priest, and I continued to drink and meat every day.
Yao'er mixed in the lively crowd, listening to them gossiping about Mu Shangxuan all the way, Yao'er only listened to it as a story, never thought that he would be able to intersect with this Dao priest in the future, but who said?