Chapter 1 Shih Tzu is not beautiful
The east is a little white, and Taiyuan City has ushered in a new day.
In front of an ordinary shop on the street, it was already overcrowded at this time, and I couldn't see why it was so lively.
"The buns are out of the cage! Squeeze what squeeze, line up in the back! ”
Hearing only a woman's shout, the crowd immediately boiled. The lid of the boss's steamer was lifted, and the steaming steam mixed with the aroma of meat, and suddenly dispersed; I saw a pair of round and plump hands, walking neatly between the hot buns.
"Shih Tzu! Six shiitake mushroom stuffed buns! ”
"Shih Tzu! Five pork and green onion buns! ”
"Shih Tzu!"
"Shih Tzu!"
The steam dissipated, and the woman called "Xi Shi" showed her original appearance. How do you describe the woman selling buns in front of you? can only say that it is simply shocking, what a fat word.
The sense of gap between her and "Xi Shi" is too distinct!
This steamed bun shop is the famous "Xi Shi Steamed Bun Shop" in Taiyuan Prefecture, making fresh and juicy meat buns. However, its fame lies more in the fact that this steamed bun shop has produced two fairy-like "steamed bun Xi Shi" in a row.
And now, the "Xi Shi Bun Shop" does not produce Xi Shi, but has a fat woman who is as heavy as Mount Tai. The fat and thick woman in front of her is the new owner of this "Xi Shi Bun Shop", Zhu Xishi.
You know, it's not the Tang Dynasty now, fat is beautiful. called her Zhu Xishi, but because of the word "Xishi" in her name, which is homophonic to Xi Shi. As for whether it is a salutation or a joke, it is unknown.
kept wiping his sweat and selling Zhu Xi, who had just come out of the basket, when he suddenly saw a thin hand quietly touching the steamer.
sneered on his lips, his fat double eyelids drooped, and Zhu Xi's "iron sand palm" slapped the hand that wanted to smooth the hot buns.
"Ouch hey!" The other party immediately screamed in pain.
"Zhang San, look at your virtue! I came to Sister Shun's buns to eat again. ”
In the crowd, that Zhang San didn't have time to hide, so he was grabbed by Zhu Xishi, who stepped forward.
"You still want to run, you say, how many times is this? A big man, who doesn't want to make progress every day, does everything he can to steal chickens and dogs. ”
"Ouch hey! Ouch hey! Sister, tap, tap! The ears are about to be screwed out. ”
Zhang San, who was twisting to say goodbye, turned around in front of him, Zhu Xishi squinted his eyes and snorted coldly: "Light? Tap and you won't know how long to remember! ”
"Good sister, San'er knows that he is wrong; Raise your fat hand and spare me. Your size, if you slap it again, I'm really dead. ”
Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter in front of the bun shop, and Zhu Xishi was also blushing, and he threw Zhang San to the ground in a hurry and scolded him fiercely.
"Phew! Dogs can't spit ivory out of their mouths. ”
Seeing that everyone was laughing, Zhu Xishi immediately took out a posture, pointed at Zhang San on the ground, and roared.
"You're a deflated three, do you understand women? Isn't Yang Guifei also fat, she is still one of the four beauties! The dog's eyes don't know the level of appreciation of gold and jade. ”
Not to mention that it's good, as soon as I said that everyone in front of me was even more energetic, they all leaned back and turned back with laughter. Zhu Xishi suddenly lowered his face and roared at everyone.
"Laugh and get out of the way, don't delay the old lady to do business! There are also three steamer buns, and they are sold out! Just laugh. ”
Zhu Xishi's angry words were quite effective. Although this fat woman is really fat, the buns she makes are really a must! There is a limited edition of ten steamer buns per day, and they are sold out and sold out, and they are absolutely in demand.
Suddenly, the crowd in front of the shop shouted again and snapped up the remaining buns.
Seeing that there were fewer and fewer steamed buns in the steamer, Zhang San, who was still ridiculing Zhu Xi before, was also panicked. hurriedly begged in her ear: "Sister Xi Shi, you can give me one or two buns on credit." As soon as I have any money when I turn around, I will make it up for you. ”
Zhu Xishi, who was packing buns and collecting cashiers, glanced at Zhang San angrily, and said casually: "You are a deflated San, you are also worthy of eating my Zhu Xi's buns?" It's a terrible thing. ”
Regarding Zhu Xishi's ridicule, Zhang San didn't seem to take it to heart at all, but became even more anxious.
"Sister Xi Shi, you can be kind and give me two buns on credit. My wife has been sick for the past few days, and she has no taste for anything, so she wants to eat your buns. ”
As soon as the anxious Zhang San said this, Zhu Xishi stopped what he was doing, glared at him twice, and scolded fiercely: "Your Zhang family has a loser like you, and it can be regarded as a catastrophe!" You say you have hands and feet, but you say."
When Zhu Xi, who was on fire, finally put away his sharp mouth. Mali picked up four big buns from the steamer and wrapped them and stuffed them into Zhang San's arms.
"Hurry up and send it to your wife, don't block my business!"
Zhang San, who was carrying the hot bun, suddenly smiled happily, and hurriedly thanked him: "Thank you, Sister Xi Shi, thank you!" When you turn around, you will have plenty of money, and you will definitely make up for the bun money. ”
Zhang Sanmo was annoyed, and Zhu Xishi immediately raised his hand and made a threatening posture. Suddenly, he reflexively took a few steps back, for fear that Zhu Xishi would really come down.
"Don't talk to me poorly, my sister doesn't expect it at all! I see how long you can get involved, sooner or later, your wife will be angry with you, a loser. ”
Zhang San laughed dryly, his face was embarrassed, and he left in a gloomy manner. Zhu Xishi and the previous lady who bought steamed buns, seeing this scene, couldn't help but kindly remind.
"Xi Shi, you are really 'meat buns beating dogs, there is no return'. Who is he, you still don't know? Those who do not do their jobs all day long, stealing chickens and touching dogs, sooner or later will commit crimes. No matter how much kindness you have, when can you help? ”
When Zhu Xi picked up the buns, he smiled faintly and replied to the words of the kind lady: "A few buns are not worth much." Although he Zhang San is not a good person, he still has some filial piety; I am poor Aunt Zhang, so I should accumulate virtue for myself. ”
"She's a kind-hearted girl, but"
The eldest lady looked at Zhu Xishi again, and swallowed the words when they came to her mouth. Zhu Xishi smiled dryly, what else could he say, didn't he just think he was a fat woman.
In these years, the heart has a fart, they are all raccoon dogs, and they don't look at their faces.
was still looking for the rest of the business, and there was a sudden commotion in the crowd in line. Zhu was not blind when he was fat, and he immediately understood what they were excited about.
Every day, many of the people who get up early to buy Shih Tzu buns come to the attic opposite, Liu Cuier. Zhu Xi also came to fire from time to time: A little widow, is it so good-looking?
In the attic not far away, every day at this time, you can see Liu Cuier's shadow. I saw Liu Cuier, who opened the window door widely, sat on the dresser by the window, scratching her head and posing; From time to time, I threw a wink or two at the street where people came and went.
In the commotion of the crowd, from time to time there were people "Cui'er, Cui'er", calling mercilessly, which was really numb. And Liu Cuier by the window seemed to enjoy this scene very much, and from time to time with this group of big men with bright eyes, eyebrows.
Bah! Shameless little hooves.
Every now and then, Zhu Xishi couldn't help but scold like this. Unfortunately, these men are good at this.
While enjoying the bright light of the attic, waiting in line to buy "Shih Tzu buns" can be said to be a feast for the eyes and a good mouth. In less than half an hour, Zhu Xi's top ten cages of fresh meat buns were swept away.
"The buns are sold out! Scattered, the one in the back. Zhu Xishi put away the steamer and shouted at the long queue.
"What are you doing, it's been in vain for a long time!"
Wiping the sweat on his forehead, Zhu Xishi replied disapprovingly.
"What kind of buns to eat! The old lady looks at you, and she is full of Cui'er. ”
"Yo! This fat woman is jealous. ”
The voice was not loud, but the boiling team, because of this sentence, suddenly broke out into a burst of laughter. When Zhu Xi, who was tidying up the steamer, he suddenly became angry and scolded straight towards the middle of the crowd.
"Whoever wants to lose his teeth, look for bad luck! Come out. ”
As soon as Zhu Xishi's momentum came, the crowd didn't dare to make any more noise, but just snickered and laughed secretly. You know, if you are up to this fat woman Zhu Xishi, you are guaranteed to have no good fruit to eat, and even the local ruffians will not dare to provoke her lightly.
Seeing the crowd scattered in a hurry, Zhu Xishi was also angry. Squinted and looked at it again, Liu Cui'er, who was combing her hair in the attic opposite, was suddenly full of disdain.
This kind of superficial woman, I don't know what they are coaxing! It's just that he looks a little beautiful, and he is more delicate than himself.
picked up ten large steamers in one go, and shocked a few passers-by. Zhu Xishi couldn't help but think of the comparison just now, it seemed that Liu Cui'er was much more delicate than her
For a while, I was still a little envious. Why are you so fat?