Chapter 68 Scholar of Chu University

Chu Tian's mood of explaining crooked reasoning did not stop there, but intensified.

Chu Tian stepped on the chair with one foot in the posture of tongue fighting the breasts, pointed at everyone and said aloud:

"The sage has a cloud, don't add an extra cup of soy milk if you can eat a steamed bun, the sage has done his best for the world, and is happy to be in it, you are good, now you are full of wine and food, and you don't want to be thrifty and shamelessly want to squander, what is your intention?!"

Everyone: "???"

Lin Lei gritted his teeth, "The sage you are talking about is ......"

Chu Tian stood tall proudly, and his face was full of the pride of a scholar, "It's a saint disciple, Yan Hui!"

Oh......

What the hell are you ......

A spoonful of food, a scoop of drink......

Explain to me that if you can eat a steamed bun, don't add an extra cup of soy milk? What did your teacher teach you? How many points do you have in classical Chinese translation? What is written on your paper?

Everyone can be regarded as having a deep understanding of Chutian's literary literacy, which is a literate hooligan......

Seeing that everyone was silent, Chu Tian was heartbroken, beat his chest and said:

"I hate to see you late, and I feel that all of you here have the style of a gentleman, and I treat each other with courtesy...... Look, the boiled water on the table is my heart! The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, only the friendship of villains is sweet, I dare not entertain you with fine wine, but I agree with your gentleman's style, but this painstaking effort is actually regarded by you as stingy, it is you who bear me!"

Everyone couldn't cry, why did we bear you, and you started taking bachelors again?

The boiled water on this table is used for washing chopsticks for other people, so how can it become the gentleman's water that you specially use to entertain everyone? Also, can you put down the grape wine in your hand first when you speak!

Although Chu Tian was so conscientious in popularizing the various meanings of this banquet for everyone, everyone didn't seem to appreciate it, and the sense of grievance in their eyes was even deeper.

However, everyone couldn't find the words to respond to Chu Tian, it was really a world where martial arts were prevalent, and few people were willing to study, so they were so wantonly humiliated by Chu Tian, to put it simply, it was a loss of no culture.

Seeing this, Chu Tian could only sigh lightly, "That's it, since you don't understand my heart, you just say that those who know me call me generous, and those who don't know me call me a thief, and I will say goodbye." ”

Chu Tian turned around, and his chic and generous back made everyone burst into tears.

He who does not know me is called me...... Who is your Chinese teacher? Is it Zhao Tiezhu next door?

But you can't let him go, he's a father!

Someone jumped out and hurriedly played a round and said: "Slow, slow! Chu Gongzi is slow!"

Chu Tian stood still, and the expression on his face was very strange when he turned around:

The round face is cute, the corners of the mouth are arrogant but not coquettish, the slightly reddened cheeks make people feel infinitely warm, the eyes are full of joy and make people think about it, and the eyebrows are raised lightly and the merit and fame are hidden.

Famous funny emoticons!

Of course, a learned bachelor like Chu Tian naturally can't have such an insulting expression, the funny expression flashed away, and Chu Tian's face was **serious, "Everyone, do you know what is wrong?"

The deaf man listens and wants to hit someone.

Even the person who let Chu Tian stay was almost angry to death, how could he turn around and ask if everyone was wrong?

Lao Tzu knows that he is wrong, Lao Tzu should not let you in to harm the world!

Of course, there are always people who can swallow this breath, because what they are thinking about is to let Chu Tian go to the trap they have prepared, Chu Tian did not step into that step, and the grievances suffered by everyone will be in vain!

Gotta swallow it......

Poor high-level figures, if Chu Tian didn't say that he wanted to come out of the spirit stone at the beginning, they might have dispersed, if Chu Tian didn't let everyone suffer so much humiliation after entering the field, maybe they wouldn't have been so persistent, but unfortunately, there was no if.

Those who pit people are balanced, and unconsciously, Chu Tian pulled everyone's hatred to death.

Lin Lei swallowed, gritted his teeth and said warmly:

"Chu ...... Brother Chu, we know that we are wrong, we are willing to take a seat, and we also ask Brother Chu to continue to preside over this high-level meeting and finish the original agenda, this is also for the peace of the college, Brother Chu is benevolent and righteous, shouldn't this blind eye let the college fall into chaos, right?"

Chu Tian suddenly corrected very seriously, "It's the Shuanghuan Lotus Rong Meeting!"

Lin Lei: "%#¥#¥*%&*% (swearing)." ”

Chu Tian paused, looked tragic, and said impassionedly: "It's okay, you are shallow and unkind, I am soft-hearted and unwilling to give up, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell, I am willing to stay!"

The crowd was furious and said that they wanted to play rocker with you!

If you stay, you stay, why are you still scolding people like this! Can't you have some quality? Scholars are sarcastic, and people are so cruel, and they see blood with their swords and fists to the flesh!

Everyone finally figured it out, and they definitely didn't want to have a verbal dispute with Chu Tian, it was just a humiliation for themselves.

Someone snorted, "Sit down, everyone!"

Everyone sat down, but due to the large number of people present, the double-ringed lotus paste enclosed was not enough for everyone to sit, and they were all crowded together, and it was thanks to the fact that those girls had already gone out, otherwise they would have been stinky to death inside.

Chu Tian looked very disgusted in front of him, and he even said his disgust very heartlessly.

"Alas, there are three or five hundred people, all of them are characters with heads and faces, all of them are crowded in this double-ring lotus rong meeting, tsk, the smell of sweat is so heavy, and the men are all big pigs' trotters. ”

There are some things that you really can't get used to, such as Chu Tian's angry kung fu, and one sentence is simply forcing people to death.

There were a lot of grumpy people present, and someone responded on the spot: "You don't want to sit down quickly!"

Everyone's eyes were all focused on Chu Tian's body, and some people even stepped on a few feet in the last position set aside, which was reserved for Chu Tian!

Everyone was waiting to see Chu Tian take his seat, and this was the beginning of their joint attack on Chu Tian.

However...... To catch a turtle in the urn, first of all, Chutian must be a turtle, and then you have to invite you into the urn, these two conditions are obviously unattainable.

In front of everyone's eyes, Chu Tian snapped his fingers, and by the way, a few female attendants rushed out, and set up exquisite and luxurious tables and chairs beside Chu Tian, the carved and hollow tablecloth was delicate and dazzling, the table was full of exquisite and delicious food, and two pots of fine wine were placed in the middle.

Chu Tian sat down on the chair with a big grin, holding a glass of wine in his hand, eating grapes in his mouth, while enjoying the waitress pressing 'Mo', and said in a comfortable and indistinct voice:

"Now the meeting can begin...... Oh, comfortable, hard~"