Chapter 33 Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? (1st Update)
That Pei Su face is like a crown of jade, the jade tree is in the wind, and the bearing is elegant, and he does have an extraordinary demeanor.
Shen Ren is drunk and bronze, wild and uninhibited, evil and sexy, and also has a touch of debauchery.
The two of them pointed to each other, passed by, and returned to the team to prepare.
Tiannuo listened to their conversations in his ears, and after Pei Su walked away, he immediately approached Shen Renzui, and did not call him "Manager Shen", and comforted him directly: "Brother Shen, you don't have to worry, this is not a one-on-one challenge, my brothers are all brave people, and they will definitely find you a place back." You're not good at bowing, just ride on a horse and make a show, winning or losing has nothing to do with you, and watching your brothers beat him up doesn't leave ...... a piece of armor."
The goal of the bow is divided into two kinds of single door and double goal, the single goal is to open a small hole of one foot square under the wooden wall, there is a net bag behind the hole, and the winner is calculated by the number of goals scored by each team, the general women's game is often used in the single goal, because the amount of movement of the single goal is small, and the playing method of the double goal is similar to that of modern times, each side stands a goal more than one foot high, and the ball hits the opponent's goal to win.
The ball used to hit the bow is bright red, the size is like a fist, and the stick is a long zhangxu, the tip is a half-quarter moon-shaped hitting stick, Shen Renzui also took a cane, turned over a horse, Tiannuo stood in the middle line with the ball, held the red ball high in his hand, stared at both sides, and suddenly threw it upward, the red ball rose first and then fell, falling to the ground.
"Tee off!" This is where the bow begins.
"Bang-"
Pei Kun waved his staff like lightning and hit the ball that landed on the ground directly and vigorously, flying towards the opponent's goal.
Pei Kun made a successful attack for the first time, and shouted without looking back: "Little guys, you can quickly keep up and help me score!" ”
shouted, shook the reins and urged the horse to run forward, shouting: "Drive-"
The horses' hooves galloped, the dust was flying, and they chased the ball in the spinning flight.
The fist-sized ball is made of a leather bag filled with hard objects, and its color is bright red, which is more like a colorful one.
flew out with a blow, and the ball was like a red light, extremely eye-catching and went straight to the field of Shen Ren's drunken side.
Seeing that Pei Kun had taken the lead, Tiannuo secretly cursed a damn sentence, and then shouted at the three people on his own territory: "Intercept, intercept, can't let him score!" ”
At this time, the two behind Pei Kun quickly rode their horses to follow, and the three of them rode like a triangular arrow to chase the ball into the opponent's territory. The two covered, and Pei Su was like entering a no-man's land, and quickly came to the door with a bow.
The ball soared into the air again, Pei Kun turned his staff and waved it lightly in the direction of the goal, and the ball flew away like a meteor and entered the net.
Pei Kun came out on top, and the whole goal was smooth, and no one could help but admire.
…… The game then began, and I saw that the field was filled with dust and smoke, and the horses' hooves thundered like thunder, and they did not stop galloping.
At this time, Tiannuo's three soldiers divided into three ways, each chasing the three players on Pei Kun's side, preparing to separate them, so that they could not cooperate.
But the players around Pei Kun are all professional bow players selected from the palace guards, no matter how the three of Tiannuo intercept, they have a way to get around the encirclement.
"Bang-" There was another muffled sound, and the ball soared into the air again, flying in the direction of Tiannuo.
That Pei Su seemed to have calculated the landing point of the bow ball, and actually shouted the white horse under his crotch, ran desperately, and accurately aimed at the direction of the goal before the bow ball landed, and swung a staff fiercely.
The ball is touched and arcs and falls perfectly into the goal.
Two to zero!
is such a ferocious Pei Kun boy, and the Tiannuo team has no power to fight back.
"Drink!"
Tiannuo broke out bloodily, shook his shoulder, and yelled: "Fight for Lao Tzu!" ”
Kicking off again, before the red ball landed, Tiannuo and one of the opposing players shouted, and both rushed forward, and the moon staff in their hands hit the vermilion ball at the same time with a roar......
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Shen Renzui really had never touched polo, so when he arrived on the field, he really acted as a decoration, stopped his horse, motionless, and looked lively.
The main force of Juju is Tenno and his five brothers, but the other party also sees that he is the weakest link. Maybe it's the current 2-0 lead, the tsundere's love is high, and he has the intention to make Shen Ren drunk and ugly, so when defending, he looks very closely at Tiannuo and others, and uses the method of people staring at people, or even two people staring at one person, only exposing a gap in one direction of Shen Renzui, forcing them to pass the ball to the drunken people.
Tiannuo and the others knew that this Shen Rendrunk didn't know how to play at all, how could he pass the ball to him, so that he lost the ball again and again, every time he lost a goal, the two sides exchanged venues and fought again, no matter how he changed, Shen Rendrunk didn't have to move, because he was simply riding a horse and standing on the middle line, letting him blow the wind and waves, and I didn't move.
The players of the two sides fought in full swing, but Shen Rendrunk was "pampered and not surprised, watching the flowers bloom and fall; Go and stay unintentionally, look at the clouds and clouds", which has become a unique scenery of the stadium.
After a few rounds, the score of the two sides has become six to one, and Tiannuo's team is behind by a big score, which makes everyone impatient and full of frustration and anger.
This time, Tiannuo got the ball again, and the horse's hooves were windy, and he rushed straight to the opponent's goal, but was intercepted by two opponents and had no way to attack. At this time, he saw Shen Renzui who was sleepwalking, and he was forced to have no choice but to give it a try and pass the ball to Shen Renzui.
The bow ball flew head-on, Shen Ren was a little scared, he didn't dare to take out the stick to catch the ball, the driver of the horse turned sideways, and the bow ball flew directly to the outside of the field, almost hitting the onlookers, causing the audience to laugh for a while, especially the strong man Yu Dashan laughed the most, as if he had found his own field, and raised his eyebrows.
Throwing Tiannuo a pure smile, he said a little shyly: "I'm sorry, I'm not mentally ready!" Now let's get started! ”
Tiannuo and the others were in a cold sweat, they had been going on for most of the time, and they were already behind by a score of six to one, and this guy was still in a fugue, and he really wanted to kick him back to his hometown of Java.
But when the players on the drunken side were chased and intercepted again, they had no choice but to pass the ball to the drunken people. This time, Shen Ren was drunk, and with a dashing swing, he directly knocked the ball away, and the ball turned into a streamer, passing through several players on both sides of the enemy and us, and accurately landed in front of Tiannuo's horse.
Tiannuo was stunned for a moment, reacted suddenly, and hurriedly urged the horse under his crotch, galloping like the wind, galloping with the ball, and running towards the opponent's territory. This hit caught the opponent off guard, Tiannuo took advantage of the emptiness behind the enemy team, struck lightly, the ball responded to the goal, and the score became six to two.
"Boom-" There was a commotion from the audience on the sidelines, and almost everyone thought that Shen Ren's drunkenness was that a blind cat had touched a dead mouse.
So when the ball was forced to pass to him again, no one expected him to hit another good shot, but when he swung his stick, the ball was once again in the right space, and the score became 6-3.
This time, everyone believes that he is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and the so-called inability to play polo is deliberate.
"It turns out that this horseback is so simple!" Shen Ren was drunk and muttered to himself.
One of the players on Pei Kun's side happened to pass by, and when he heard this, he had the urge to jump on his horse and strangle him to death. If the bow is simple, these palace guards will practice three times in summer and three nine in winter, and it will be difficult for them to obtain the current level. If it's easy to bow down, then how embarrassing is it!
Actually, our intoxicating people really can't play polo, they really can't.
However, he will have a game that is popular among rangers called "Tanmaru".
The Ranger Detective Pill Game is a hollow rattan ball made of rattan branches, and the gameplay is extremely casual, which can be hit with hands, kicks, or wooden sticks. There is a net bag dozens of feet away, and the player only needs to hit the ball into the net bag to win.
This kind of ball game is not very competitive, but focuses on skill, which is basically a game that these rangers use to kill time when they are extremely bored. However, because the ball is very light, it requires a high level of ball control skills in order to handle the ball freely.
And this intoxicating person is precisely a master of pill detection.
After adapting to the venue and rules of the bow, and understanding the weight and hardness of the ball, Shen Renzui, a master of probing pills, began to exert his might.