Chapter 397: Wallet Dropped?

Ding Yi's eyes were excellent, which meant that before, he stole Zhou Yan's wallet at a fast speed, but he would not miss it at all.

I knew that Zhou Yan's wallet was in his pocket, and Zhou Yan's pocket must be empty!

He was sure of this.

As for what Zhou Yan said, "Not only is it not less, but there is an extra wallet." In Ding Yi's opinion, this is obviously just a dead duck with a hard mouth!

Ding Yi smiled and said: "Brother Zhou is really an interesting person, your wallet is obviously in my pocket, how can you still have two wallets?" ”

The winter melon didn't know what was going on, and asked suspiciously: "How can Zhou Yan's wallet be in your pocket?" ”

Xiao Xiaofeng smiled: "Sister Donggua, he is my master, where do you think his skills can be inferior?" ――Although I have never won the title of 'Huaxia Thief God', the old people in the industry know that my master is the veritable No. 1 thief god in China! ”

Winter melon said: "So powerful? ”

Xiao Xiaofeng nodded: "Back then, because he made a bet with others, he once went to the Nadal palace in Mongolia alone and stole the princess's underwear - it took twenty-four hours to complete the whole process, but he was uninjured and was not discovered by anyone!" ”

The Nadal palace of Mongolia, everyone who is familiar with it knows.

This place is no less defended than a bank vault - and more than that!

Winter melon was surprised: "How did he get in?" If it is Nadal's palace, it should be manned with guns 24 hours a day, and the shift should be changed every hour. There's no chance of getting in at all! Not to mention trying to steal the princess's underwear! ”

Xiao Xiaofeng smiled: "It seems that you are very familiar with Nadal's palace - have you been there?" ”

Winter melon nodded and said, "Last year, I traveled with the chairman of the starting point. ”

Xiao Xiaofeng said: "Indeed. The periphery of that place. It was opened to the public as a tourist area as early as 10 years ago. But. In the inner courtyard of the palace, the defense was tighter - it should have been guarded 24 hours a day. ”

Winter melon said: "From this point of view, it is even more difficult to enter the palace and steal the princess's underwear!" ”

Xiao Xiaofeng said: "That's right. So at that time, Master's friend just casually mentioned it after drinking, and regarded it as a joke after drinking. ”

"This can only be regarded as a joke - and a cold joke with life as a bet!" ”

Xiao Xiaofeng nodded: "But that day was when Master was at his youngest and most vigorous, and after his friend said this, he smiled and said, 'Since you said so, then I must go there-but.'" The stakes are a little higher. ’”

Winter melon said: "Speaking of the stakes being a little higher, I'm afraid it's also an excuse for Mr. Ding Yi to borrow the slope to get off the donkey?" ”

Xiao Xiaofeng said: "It's not, the master followed up and put forward his own requirements: 'This bet, in my opinion, must have a full meal of the Han Dynasty, plus the eighty-two years old ~ Maotai!" ’”

Winter melon was surprised: "This is really not an excuse to prevaricate. ”

Xiao Xiaofeng said: "That's true, at that time, the master said: 'Brothers, wait for me. Let's go and book the whole Manchu and Han banquet - by the way, you can eat first, and I'll be sure to come back before I'm done!" ’”

Donggua sighed: "If it is the full seat of the Manchu and Han full seats." You have to eat for seven days and seven nights, from the imperial capital to Mongolia. Even by train, it only takes eight hours. It's just in time. ”

Xiao Xiaofeng nodded: "After the master finished speaking, he took a glass of wine and drank it all, immediately took the car to the airport, bought a ticket to Werhan, and five hours later, he appeared at the gate of Nadal's palace." ”

Winter melon applauded: "Master is really magnificent!" ”

It was indeed very magnificent, and immediately after making a bet, I bought a ticket and went straight to the palace of Winderhan Nadal.

How confident is this?

I also told everyone to order food first!

This is to be confident enough in your own strength!

Winter melon continued: "If Master said such a sentence at that time, it would be even more domineering. ”

Xiao Xiaofeng said: "What words? ”

"You guys go order first, whether or not you steal Princess Nadal's underwear, then I'll come and pay the bill!"

If that's the case, it's a lot more domineering.

Xiao Xiaofeng pursed her lips and said, "You really have a tacit understanding with my master, that's what he said at the time." Hahaha! ”

"What?" Winter melon was surprised: "He really said that?" What a man! ”

After thinking about it, Donggua suddenly covered his mouth and smiled: "If Master is twenty years younger, I must marry him!" ”

Zhou Yan: "Huh? ”

He was really a little surprised, even if he was such an excellent man, he couldn't make Donggua say such a thing, but Ding Yi, an old man, made Donggua confess like this!

Zhou Yan is a little younger after all.

He doesn't know yet, although girls will have a lot of considerations when choosing their other half - appearance, wealth, height, temperament, education...... Wait a minute.

However, the point that can attract women the fastest is the three words "masculinity"!

Men, of course, have to be manly!

Masculine, strong, bold, upright, and heroic!

This kind of smell is indeed irresistible to all girls!

Xiao Xiaofeng said quietly: "You don't have a chance." ”

"Why?"

Winter melon was surprised, and suddenly covered his mouth and smiled: "Are you afraid that I will become your master and sister, and I will be inferior in rank?" Hahaha......"

Xiao Xiaofeng turned his face and said lightly: "I said that if there is no drama, there will be no drama." ”

"Why?"

Winter melon is strange, he was just joking, why is Xiao Xiaofeng so serious?

Xiao Xiaofeng said leisurely: "Because, at that time, I was already a disciple of the master, although I was only twelve years old at that time, but I was also moved by the heroism of the master - at that time, I said to the master: 'Master, I want to marry you!'" ’”

Master, I want to marry you!

Such a sentence, coming out of the mouth of Xiao Xiaofeng, who was only twelve years old at the time, was very tempting~ confusing.

Think about it, Tong. Face**......

It really makes people bleed when they think about it!

Winter melon was stunned: "Sure enough, it's two sisters!" There is too much in commonβ€”but what did Master say at the time? ”

Xiao Xiaofeng picked up a glass of wine and drank it dry in one gulp: "It hurts my self-esteem too much...... Hey......"

She sighed and continued, "That's what Master said at the time......"

Winter melon smiled: "Is it to let you grow for a few more years?" ”

Generally, when adults are messing around with children and want something, they probably say "you are still young, you will ...... in a few years"

Xiao Xiaofeng shook his head and said, "He gave me a slap." ”

Winter melon said: "A slap? ”

Xiao Xiaofeng smiled bitterly: "Although the fight didn't hurt, but my heart was broken at that time - after beating me, the master still said seriously: 'Hugh is so presumptuous!'" Master, I haven't found your sister yet, who knows if any of the ladies present here may become your future sister? Don't let your sister misunderstand that I have a fetish. ’”

Winter melon shook his head: "In this way, it completely knocks out the complex of love for teachers in your heart." ”

Indeed, as a woman, Donggua knew that although what Ding Yi said at that time was a bit similar to a joke, the meaning of the words was slowly a rejection of Xiao Xiaofeng!

When a woman, or a girl, confesses to you, you bring out another woman who is nothing, and it is not even known whether it will appear.

This kind of rejection is more painful than a direct rejection!

Xiao Xiaofeng suddenly laughed: "It's good that this old guy rejected me at that time, otherwise, I would have become a little daughter-in-law - I was not born, and I was old." You hate me for being late, and I hate you for being early. I was not born, and I was old. Hate is not born at the same time, and every day is good with you. I was born before I was born, and I am old when you were born. I am far from the end of the world, and you are separated from my cape. I was born before I was born, and I am old when you were born. Butterflies go to find flowers, and perch on fragrant grass at night. ”

Winter melon nodded and said: "It's a good sentence that I was not born, I am old!" The road is inexhaustible, and the love between men and women is endless. Xiao Xiaofeng, whether you are my biological sister or not, you should develop in the online literature industry - the current situation of those who post at the starting point, but many of them can't even recognize a few words, they can't say a word clearly, and they can earn five figures a month, or even more! ”

Donggua continued: "It would be a pity for a person like you to write without starting point! ”

Donggua smiled: "What's more, our DNA test results have come out, and you are my own sister!" ”

(Well, the above words, how can Zhao Huang Menglie's favor make Zhao Huang Menglie, who can't even say a word clearly, be embarrassed - fortunately, my monthly income is only about 1,000.) Otherwise, I would have become a god with a monthly income of tens of thousands, and these words would be Chi Guoguo's provocation to me! I'm going to have to delete them, hahaha! οΌ‰

Zhou Yan shrugged helplessly: "Sister Gua, don't bring such a burying person - how do I feel that you seem to be talking about me everywhere!" ”

Winter melon glared at him: "It's so rare, look at your pocket, if it's really your wallet off!" ”

Zhou Yan said: "Originally, I wanted to touch ~ touch it, but hearing that Xiao Xiaofeng's story is so wonderful made my curiosity aroused." Xiao Xiaofeng, continue your story! ”

Xiao Xiaofeng's eyes widened, and instead of telling a story, she looked at the winter melon in disbelief: "What? The test results are out? Am I your real sister? ”

Winter melon nodded: "How can this matter be fake?" ”

Xiao Xiaofeng stretched out his hand: "Quickly give me the inspection report, I'll take a look." ”

Winter melon shook his hand elegantly and said with a smile: "Just like Zhou Yan, I am also very interested in the story just now, you still finish the previous story first, and when the time comes, I will give you the test results." ”

Xiao Xiaofeng said helplessly: "Okay, then I'll continue Master's story." ”

"At that time, Master arrived at the gate of Nadal's palace ......" Xiao Xiaofeng said: "......" (to be continued......