"Hula la train whistle, with the galloping cow hooves, the little sister plays the harmonica, and the silhouette is beautiful in the sunset...... "Tianwei leisurely rode on the cow pulling the cart, becoming a veritable "cow" boy, singing loudly.

Originally, Mizumon was very worried that he would be pursued by the Yunin Village. After all, their wise and martial "Tang Shadow" was killed by a Konoha Shinobi, and the Tang Ninja Village should send someone to find the field. On the way back from Yunokuni, there was no trouble. Just when Shuimen was strange, Tianwei suddenly said resentfully: "Isn't this nonsense?" The bosses are dead, what's the use of them coming? Who would dare to come? ”

Originally, Tianwei wanted to use the muscular man to try his strength after recovering the blade, but his good plan was ruined by a truce agreement in Watergate, how could he not complain about Watergate? Along the way, there was not even a bandit who practiced his hands, and Tianwei's resentment was even deeper.

In desperation, Tianwei had no choice but to embark on a doomed boring journey back to the village with his partners in the boundless boredom. Sing loudly on the unobstructed road. So, along the way, the companions kept covering their ears, and crows kept falling from the sky and falling to their deaths after hearing Tianwei's song.

"Humph! Sure enough, it's a pervert......" Ling suddenly turned red, glared at Tianwei fiercely, and smashed his fist on Tianwei's head, "What are you singing!" ”

"Hey! What's the matter with you girl! It's just a changed song, what does it have to do with perverts......" This sudden punch made Tianwei inexplicable, and he shook before he stabilized himself.

"You give me a memory, I ...... I'm not going to play you any harmonica! Suzu withdrew her small fist, kicked Tianwei again, and turned away with a red face.

[What's wrong?] I thought this girl had become more polite under the cultivation of Konoha "Gardener", but it seems that the violent appearance of the previous one has not changed. Tianwei didn't show up, but to himself, Suzu didn't have a little so-called politeness.

"When feeding copper, isn't this ......" Just when Tianwei was inexplicable, Obito seemed to see something incredible, walked quickly to Tongshi's ear, and said softly.

"Ah, this is the legendary ......" Copper Time's eyelids jumped.

"Tsundere !!" Kakashi appeared unexpectedly beside the two.

"Proud of your sister!!" Tongtoki and Obito were startled, and just as they were about to scold, Tenwei flew off the back of the cow and kicked Kakashi to the ground.

In the surprised eyes of the two, Tianwei slowly got up, waved his hand to the two and said, "Yo~" Tong Shi and Obito jumped up and rolled their eyes, and exclaimed loudly: "Why are you the one who reacts!! ”

Ignoring the loud complaints of the two, Tianwei rode back on the back of the ox and continued to hum his little song.

"I'm a cowboy,

Drink only milk in the bar,

Why not drink beer,

Because beer hurts the body......"

"Ah, can I say it's because you're too young to drink beer?" Shuimen wiped the sweat from his face, and at the moment he had nothing to do with his group of bear children. Poor teacher, his dignity is something that has never existed in the minds of Tianwei and others......

"Meow, meow, my fish ......" A lazy cat who thought he had worked hard nestled in Calamus's arms, fell asleep beautifully, and smashed his mouth from time to time, as if the fish promised by Tianwei was already in its mouth.

The road was peaceful, if it weren't for the occasional passing by some slaughtered villages on the way, Tianwei would have forgotten that it was still a time of war.

――――――――――――――――――― boring dividing line―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――

"Look, what have I seen? There's a lone lecherous fairy here that we can try to tease him, a lecherous fairy who can provide us with several jokes, and he's full of slots. But the lustful fairy is not easy to deal with. We slowly approached it from behind, careful not to make any noise......"

handed over the task, and the three generations arranged a place for the father and daughter to live. Watergate was left behind by three generations after the disbandment and defeat Tianwei. God knows what they're going to talk about, probably some kind of military secret.

Suzu wanted to take Calamus to Konoha Village for a walk, and it happened that the four of Tianwei were going to go to the hot spring to take a bath and relax, but because of the heavy psychological blame and the two little girls were too young, they followed.

So, according to the Hokage doujin hot spring convention...... Everyone understands~

"Let's do it above, ah yes, that's it, hey, hey, hey......" White head, lewd smile, don't think about it, this is the chosen master of the Hokage fandom - the Toad Immortal of Miaomu Mountain, who has been bento for a long time in the original book. (Why do you want to emphasize the "bento for a long time"?) ）

Jiraiya's current costume is very different from the future, he is not wearing a big red vest, but a gray steel armor, the oil paint under the eyelids is not as long as it was later, only three-quarters of his face, and the forehead guard on his forehead is not a slippery "oil" word, but a standard Konoha forehead guard. But this solemn forehead guard and his lewd smile match, how unpleasant to look at.

Tenwei saw that Jiraiya's attention was all focused on the "scenery" in the bathroom, and suddenly a guy who seemed to play this "disrespectful for the old" let out a bad breath for Naruto, who was always cheated by Jiraiya's wallet in the future. (Hey, you just want to do bad things, right) He smiled wickedly, whispered lines similar to Bei Ye, and tiptoed towards Jiraiya.

When he got under Jiraiya's buttocks, Tianwei's movements suddenly increased several levels, jumping up like a cheetah pounced on its prey, his body turned upside down, his right foot kicked over his head, and he poked into Jiraiya's chrysanthemum.

"Look, Rooney-style barb millennial kill! goaL!!！ ”

The sudden change in the way of speaking confused everyone, and by the time they reacted, Jiraiya had already covered the chrysanthemum and flew into the bath screaming.

"Ah!! Perverts! ”

"Quick...... Get out of here! "Help!!"

The screams of the women, the clatter of the tub against the armor, and the howl of the wolf came from inside the bathhouse......

Everyone was silent.

"Why didn't everyone react at all?" Calamus was puzzled.

"Because we're all used to ......," Obito said with a nonchalant face.

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"Damn imp! But for the sake of the molecule you invited me to soak in the hot springs, I'll spare you this time! "The white madman is also sitting comfortably in the hot spring. The warm spring water washed away the fatigue of his body and made his heart much more relaxed.

"Well!" Tianwei also sat down beside Jiraiya, "Lustful immortal, you know me. I don't usually make a loss-making deal, but this time I ask you because I have something to ask you. ”

"Haha!" Zilai is not surprised at all, when Tianwei was a child, he didn't know how many times he was calculated. Almost every manuscript of "Love Paradise" was secretly accepted by him to exchange ninjutsu with Jiraiya, and if Jiraiya did not agree, Tianwei would give these manuscripts to Tsunade and let Tsunade teach Jiraiya a lesson. Of course, since there were some inappropriate contents in the manuscript, Tianwei gave it to Tsunade indirectly in other ways.

As a result, Jilai was beaten into a third-degree cripple by Tsunade, and the manuscript was torn to shreds, which severely delayed the progress of his code words.

"Tell me, what do you want me to beg?" Jiraiya casually leaned against the edge of the pool and closed his eyes.

"I hope to be able to cultivate in Huaguo Mountain for a few years before returning to Konoha Village to carry out tasks. So, lecherous fairy, can you help me convince the three generations of old men......"

Originally, Tianwei thought that he could agree at once. You must know that cultivating out of the village is something that every Hokage fanfic piggy will experience, and in every fanbook, the teacher of Pig's Foot and the Hokage will readily agree to it. But Tianwei waited for a long time, but now he put away his relaxed expression just now, still closed his eyes, but his brows furrowed slightly, and he didn't say a word.

Tianwei was not in a hurry, and waited quietly for Zilai to speak. As soon as Kakashi and the others took off their clothes and walked into the bathroom, they saw that neither of them spoke, only the sound of the hot spring. This eerie tranquility made them all stop their tracks, for fear of breaking it.

"This......" came over for a while, and then he slowly opened his eyes, his eyes were very complicated, and he said with some embarrassment: "Forgive me for not being able to do anything, I'm afraid it's not so easy to make sense." ”

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"What! Do you want Tianwei to go to practice for three years and then return to the village? Koharu slammed the table and stood up, and said sternly to the water gate, "He's a ninja in our village, so if it's normal times, forget it, but now it's a time of war, and the village is short of manpower." How can you get him out of the village? ”

"Please calm down, Koharu. Listen to Watergate's reasoning. Mito Menyan pulled Koharu back to his seat and said calmly, "Mizuto, please tell Hokage-sama and us about the reason for Tianwei's cultivation." ”

Shuimen looked at the three generations, and after seeing the old man nodding, he opened his mouth and said, "Actually, he asked to go out to cultivate." ”

"Oh? Why? A gleam flashed in Menyan's eyes, and he asked Shuimen strangely.

"It starts with our mission...... Watergate said.

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