[I counted the lipstick number in the afternoon and painted my arm as a Dalmatian, and finally remembered that it hadn't been updated yet.] Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Wait a minute, this chapter is already 2,000 words, and the update is in sight! 】

Hu Changzai and Rabbit, who escaped from the puppeteer for the second time, probably never imagined that one of the targets they had been desperately looking for for all this time was now lying on a comfortable bed covered with silk sheets.

…… Haitian Azure has been here for a long time.

Speaking of which, he didn't seem to have much to complain about: when Lin Sanjiu lay on the sand and stones of the sea, there was a thick, soft bed like a cloud under him; While Hu Chang and the rabbit were nibbling on the raw rice in the grain station, fresh vegetables and rice were served to his mouth on a silver plate, and sometimes there was even a dessert after the meal.

But Hai Tianqing was still very, very unhappy.

Because he was wearing only one pair of underwear, his hands and feet were tied to four bedposts, and he had kept this look for two months.

The room he was in was small and well cared for—a thick carpet on the floor, and a row of large flower pots under the wall near the window were planted with many tomatoes and cucumbers and other vegetables, which Hai Tianqing had been cooking for a while. Since the temperature in the room is much cooler than the outside, the plants seem to be quite vibrant.

One hand lifted the branch of a plant, and then a cheerful voice sounded in the room: "Brother Hai, do you like spicy food?" I see that this little red pepper grows very well and should be ready to eat! ”

Hai Tianqing stared at herself in the ceiling silently, with a gloomy face—like some vulgar love hotels, there was a large mirror in the ceiling of this room.

"Oh, Brother Hai, don't you always look like this......" The owner of the voice approached him as if he was coquettish. Don't you like Xiao Yi cooking for you? ”

"Stay away from me."

The girl raised her head suddenly, revealing a small white heart-shaped face and a pair of large eyes with eyeliner. The grievances in these eyes stayed for less than two seconds, and the voice was once again firmly full of hope: "Brother Hai, although you don't understand my mind now, I believe that my heart is sincere, and Jin Shi is ......."

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't move, Hai Tianqing really wanted to hit his head against the wall.

He was lucky, and after being punched to the sky by Lin Sanjiu, he actually fell straight towards a building - although he covered his head and face with his arms and curled up as much as possible, Hai Tianqing still broke through several floors in a row, and finally fainted with injuries.

When he woke up, he had been stripped naked and tied to the big bed, and next to him sat this "snail girl" who called herself Xiaoyi.

Call her a snail girl, because her ability is [snail] - this twenty-square-meter room is her snail shell; In this shell, outside attacks generally can't hurt her, and when anyone other than herself enters the room, all abilities will be neutralized.

The rope she used seemed to be a special item, causing Hai Tianqing, who had always been proud of her strength, to fall into this embarrassing situation.

"Brother Hai......" Xiao Yi suddenly felt a little sad, and while speaking, she leaned her head on his abdomen, and her long hair spread out on Hai Tianqing's body like water. People like you so much, why don't you accept my wishes......"

"I told you I was married." Hai Tianqing replied with emotion.

Xiao Yi sneered: "I know! But isn't your wife dead? Do you want to guard her for the rest of your life...... However, I like the infatuated Brother Hai the most. ”

This dialogue has been staged countless times in the past two months.

In addition to "I'm married", there are also "Are you a nymphomaniac", "The twisted melon is not sweet", "Where am I good, why do you have to find an uncle like me"...... and other dialogues, all of them know how to reason and move with emotion, but Xiaoyi just can't listen.

If someone had told Hai Tianqing that one day he would be tied to the bed by a woman, I was afraid that he would be spat in the face, but now-

Hai Tianqing irritably dodged Xiao Yi's outstretched hand, but his body could move only a lot, and in the end, she still touched his chest muscles, and he suddenly lost his anger: "...... It's useless if you refuse to let me go, my 14 months in this world are coming to an end, and you can't be separated if you want to! ”

What's not good is that Xiao Yi was not in a hurry at all when she heard this, but raised her head and grinned at him, looking very playful: "Brother Hai, I thought of this before you!" Hey, I've got more experience than you do. ”

“…… What did you do? ”

If you think about it, it seems that I haven't seen her much in the past two days.

"Last week I heard that there is a visa officer in this area, called Ah Insurance, and I happen to know him!" Xiao Yi ignored Hai Tianqing's expression as if her eyes were dark, and continued to smile and said: "You also know that my ability is a snail, and I walk a little slowly, so in the past few days, I have been dragging the snail shell and ......walking in the direction where Ah Wei is located."

Suddenly, there was a "bang", and someone slammed the door, breaking half of her unfinished sentence.

Both of them in the room were shocked, Xiao Yi looked a little scared, and made a "shhh" gesture towards Hai Tianqing.

From the door came a very rude scolding: "I, X, why can't this door be opened?" ”

Hearing this voice, Hai Tianqing's eyes suddenly widened - just opened his mouth to shout, but he didn't expect Xiao Yi to immediately stuff a pillow towel, and the shouting suddenly turned into a dull sound of "hmm". In his unwilling struggle, Xiao Yi stood up and walked to the door.

"If you can't open it, forget it, let's change places." Another voice persuaded.

"No, I want this room! This room has a unique temperament and suits me! ”

“…… Are you sick in the head? Don't you know that guy might catch up at any moment? A hiding place, what are you so picky for? This voice, which sounded a lot more sven, was also quite angry: "Besides, a house suddenly appeared on the road, in case it is a trap......

"That...... Who are you? Xiao Yi asked timidly.

As soon as the girl's frightened voice came out of the door, it was immediately quiet. After a few seconds, Sven's voice sounded again, vigilant: "No, I'm sorry to disturb you, let's go." ”

"No, I'm not leaving! Hey, behind the door, do you have cabbage here? Lao Tzu smelled it! ”

"Uh-huh...... There's a little—"

Hearing this answer, the voice outside the door was almost excited: "Open the door quickly, the price is negotiable, I'm not a bad person!" ”

Xiao Yi thought about it, but still opened a narrow crack in the door, and just said "I can give you some", only to see a small brown and yellow shadow suddenly "poof" in from her feet - she was taken aback suddenly, "ah" sound, her hand was released, and the door opened a little wider.

A face appeared by the door, it was Hu Changzai. His gaze went through the crack in the door, and he was immediately as stupid as the rabbit on the floor.

"Sea, sea...... Cadre? ”

Xiao Yi was immediately anxious when he heard this, and was about to close the door, but the door was blocked by Hu Changzai, and then he rushed into the house - Hai Tianqing was so anxious that he was about to sweat, but unfortunately there was still only a "hmm" sound.

The brown-haired rabbit looked at Xiao Yi, and then at Hai Tianqing, and said meaningfully: "I can't see it, Lao Hai, you still have such a side." ”

The girl covered her blushing face: "No! No, Brother Hai has always refused to ...... I'd love to ...... too."

"Enough! What are you fooling around! Hu Changzai finally couldn't bear it anymore, and strode to the bed, and pulled the pillow towel out of Hai Tianqing's mouth, the latter gasped, and hurriedly shouted: "Why did you come in!" ”

Before the rabbit could speak, as Xiao Yi closed the door with a "click", Hai Tianqing's warning voice also came into its ears: "If you come in, you won't be able to use it!" ”

The companions who just came in were stupid.

It's too late now - looking at one person and one rabbit, thinking that Xiao Yi is not a villain, Hai Tianqing sighed and asked, "Where is Xiaojiu?" Did she escape? ”

"No...... We haven't been able to find her, and that's been a long time. Hu Changzai was obviously still a little unable to react: "Who is this girl?" ”

Xiao Yi also had questions: "Xiaojiu is male or female?" ”

"What have you all done? Where's the cabbage? "This one is a rabbit.

Facing the gaze of three inquiries, Hai Tianqing only felt that his head was as big as a fight.

Ten minutes later, everyone's information was finally synced.

Although her abilities were neutralized, Xiao Yi did not have the upper hand in the case of two to one - soon, in her tearful gaze, Hu Chang was stiff and felt like a stone heart, and untied Hai Tianqing from the bed. The latter hurriedly jumped down and put on his clothes almost gratefully.

Seeing that his body was quickly covered by clothes, Xiao Yi's expression suddenly turned gray.

Faced with this woman who seems to have no malice except for some nymphomaniac, both men don't know how to deal with her. In the end, it was Hai Tianqing who snorted: "You took advantage of the danger of others and locked me up here, I will treat it as if it never happened, let's go our separate ways-"

"Don't!" Xiao Yi raised a tearful face, "I want to follow Brother Hai!" ”

Hai Tianqing lost his patience: "Then you can follow." Then he turned and walked out.

With the speed at which she carried a snail shell, if she could keep up, there would be a ghost - just as two men and a rabbit holding a cabbage had just stepped through the gate, Xiao Yi's voice gritted her teeth suddenly sounded behind her: "I have a way to find that little wine!" ”