Chapter 34: I Am Pain! It's God!
"Squid, you get me home~Oh also~"
Boom! Boom! Rumble!
The huge bull-headed octopus humming a strange rap threw three punches at the squid of the same size, and the last punch directly knocked the squid into the air and fell into the sea.
"Attention, he's coming!"
As soon as Tianwei finished saying this, the bull-headed octopus turned into a human form and landed on the deck.
"Ahh It's that black guy with sunglasses! Suzu said in surprise, pointing at Kirabi.
"Suzu, you can't be so rude!" Tianwei grabbed Suzu's wrist, pressed Suzu's fingers down, turned his head to stare at Suzu and said seriously, "What's more, he helped us beat away the squid just now." ”
The sailor who mentioned his throat lightly breathed a sigh of relief, and thought to himself: Don't look at Lord Tianwei has always been so unreliable, he is still quite reliable when it is critical.
After Suzu nodded aggrievedly, as a comforting gesture, Tenwei reached out and touched her head, then pointed at Kirabi and drew a circle of his bare skin.
"Look, it's bronze, not so black as a black man, how can you say he's black, right?"
"Poof!"
A mouthful of old blood spurted out of his mouth, and the sailor didn't have time to take a breath before he turned on the white-eyed complaining mode: "Isn't this even more rude and worse than just now!" ”
Qilabi watched Tianwei's movements expressionlessly, was silent for about thirty seconds, and reached for the ninja bag behind his back.
"Goo-dong!" The tense atmosphere made the sailor swallow his saliva, and the air around him seemed to freeze into ice and weigh heavily on his heart, but his heartbeat accelerated wildly at this time, making him feel as if his heart was about to explode.
Under the nervous gaze of the sailor, Kirabi pulled out the ...... from his ninja bag A small brochure with "Rhyme" written on the cover.
"Huh?"
"Hmm...... Right......"
Kirabi pondered for a while in the small notebook, and then took out a pen out of nowhere to write on it, and then tried to sing two sentences, "Uncle Ben is a genius~ Uncle Ben is crazy like a natural disaster~ You have to admit it when you see Uncle Ben~"
"Is this the time to sing! Anyway, what a strange way to sing! Rap is not like rap, and singing is not like acting, it's completely like a lame joke! ”
"It's not a lame joke, it's a gorgeous rhyme! Ba Geya Road ~ Kong Noah Road ~"
"No! I can't keep up with his rhythm at all! The sailor fell to his knees on the deck with his head in his hands in agony.
Suddenly, Kirabi's brow jumped, and he glanced back.
"Not good!"
Before the sailor could figure out why Kirabi was so panicked, the latter turned into a bronze whirlwind and rushed into the cabin.
"I see...... Tianwei put away the writing wheel eyes that he didn't know when he opened, and the corners of his mouth hooked slightly, "It's easy to solve now!" ”
"Huh? Did something happen? ”
Tianwei stepped forward and patted the sailor who was still in a dazed state, with a confident expression on his face: "Mr. Yijiao, this place will be handed over to me and Suzu, and please go and tell the captain and let him drive the boat to hide in the ......."
Tianwei looked around at the sea with some difficulty, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he stretched out his hand to the squid floating on the sea and turned into the shape of a mosquito coil: "Just hide behind that squid!" ”
"Huh! That ......"
"Time is running out, please hurry! I'll explain it later! ”
Almost at the same moment as the ship sailed behind the squid, several rapidly enlarged black dots appeared on the sea level in the direction of the island, and gradually turned into human forms as they approached this direction.
Several Yun Ren rushed to the location where the ship was before, and suddenly their faces changed drastically, and they stopped in unison.
In front of them, a mysterious man in a red cloud and black robe, orange hair and purple eyes, and iron pipes and iron rings on the bridge of his nose and ears floated in the air without support, and in his left hand was none other than Kirabi, who was already unconscious.
"It's Kirabi-sama!"
"You bastard! What the hell happened to Kirabi-sama! ”
"Who the hell are you?"
The man on the other side didn't say a word, as if he hadn't heard Yun Ren's question.
"Damn! Since you don't speak, then I'll grab you, and pry your mouth open to make you spit it out! A young ninja couldn't hold it back, and pulled out the kunai and threw it at the man floating in the air.
"Stupid! Don't act rashly! ”
By the time his boss reacted, it was too late to stop the young man's reckless move, and he could only watch as Kunai got out of control and flew towards the enemy.
Seeing that the tip of the kunai was about to pierce the orange-haired man's chest, the orange-haired man remained motionless like a stone statue, without the slightest appearance of dodging or defending, allowing the kunai to lunge towards him.
"It's finished?"
Although he knew in his heart that the guy who could defeat Kirabi and float in the air was not a generic person, luck such as "the enemy was injured in the battle with Kirabi-sama or the chakra was too lost to dodge" made him smile.
In the next second, the smile he had just appeared froze.
"Illusion?"
The scene was so out of common sense that he subconsciously thought that everything in front of him was just an illusion of the enemy.
It wasn't until Kunai returned to the surface of the sea and splashed water on his face, feeling the cold sea water and the salty smell that he realized that everything in front of him was real.
"Just ...... What's going on? ”
He looked back blankly and asked his stunned teammates.
"Like...... Kunai crashed into the invisible wall...... Is it Wind Escape? ”
"But the wind didn't blow!"
"I felt more like I was being bounced off by something than I was bumping into something."
"Don't get distracted! Watch out for enemy movements! The old captain of Yun Ren hurriedly put away his surprise, and while loudly reminding his subordinates to pay attention, he put on a fighting posture, and at the same time, his eyes became serious and cautious.
The surrounding discussions suddenly dissipated, and all the cloud ninjas who woke up drew their weapons to protect them in front of them, vigilantly paying attention to their opponent's every move.
And at this moment, the orange-haired man, who had not moved, spoke his first words. "It's useless!"
Before the cloud ninjas could react, he said the second sentence.
"My name is Payne, and I'm a god!"
Then he only made one movement, that is, he raised his right hand and aimed it at Ichigan Yunnin, and said the third and last sentence.
"Feel the pain, HRE!"
Before they could do anything, they were swept away by the waves without warning, then into the air by an invisible force, and then into the sea.
By the time they had struggled to climb out of the sea, both Kirabi and the man named Payne had vanished.
"Ahem...... coughed up all the seawater in his throat, and the young Yun Ren unwillingly hammered his fist on the sea, "Damn! I didn't have time to make a move before I could fail like this! What the hell is that Penn? ”
"It's so strong, no wonder Lord Kirabi lost too...... We're not that kind of person at all......"
Captain Yun Ren pulled a blonde boy out of the sea, helped him pat the sea water out from his back, and then asked eagerly, "Xi! Have you confirmed? ”
"Ahem...... Well! Although it was only for a moment, the amount of that chakra ...... You can't go wrong, it's Kirabi-sama! ”
"Good! It's up to you to inform Lord Thunder Shadow! Let's chase after it first, and then call everyone to come along! After saying that, the captain of the cloud ninja beckoned his companions to stand up and continue the pursuit.
Behind him, Nozomi asked with some difficulty, "Everyone?" That...... What about the island? ”
"Lord Kirabi is gone, what's the use of asking for the island!"
……
"Go, go, if you can really find Payne, I'll give you a live broadcast!"
Sitting in the cabin, he sensed a group of ninjas speeding over the sea with a domineering look, and the corners of Tianwei's mouth hooked a trace of treachery...... Ahem, it's a bad laugh that succeeds in a clever plan.
The plan was successful, and Tianwei, who was in a good mood, reached out and touched Suzu's little head: "I played it so well just now!" It's my sister! ”
Ling, who was praised by Tianwei, squinted her eyes happily, "hehe" laughed out loud, and the dull hair on her head jumped and jumped, so that Tianwei couldn't help but reach out and touch it again.
Payne just now was transformed by Tianwei, who also has the eye of reincarnation, and the Kirabi Isshiki in Payne's hand is naturally played by Suzu, who is also a tailed orc pillar force.
And everything he did was naturally to fake the illusion that Kirabi was captured by Xiao, causing chaos among the ninjas stationed on the island, and then taking the opportunity to sneak into the island. As a result, judging from the current situation, the performance is much better than expected.
When all the cloud ninjas ran away, a strange fish with a black and thick iron rod on its body and eyes of reincarnation surfaced, and then opened its mouth, and a ship swam out of its mouth.
In the room of only two people, Tianwei withdrew his spiritism, made the strange fish disappear with a "bang", sat back down at the table, and spread his hands towards Kirabi on the other side of the table.
"Sa! How's this deal? I helped you avoid the cloud ninja who came to catch you, and also created opportunities for your own purpose by the way, and then you can play wherever you like, and I will go to the shell of the big turtle, and we will not interfere with each other, how about it? ”
"Tell me why you're here~ so I can make a decision~"
Tianwei smiled at Kirabi's request, and did not express his position positively, but said: "Suzu's girl can disguise herself as you in the chakra, what do you say I brought her here for?" ”
"Hmm~Hmm~ I know~" Kirabi nodded and said, "I'll take you up with me~"
"Huh?"
"I'll be her teacher~ Isn't it also fun, right~ Bageya Road~Kong Noya Road~"