"Then I'm out." Zhou Yan closed the door of the private room with his backhand, ready to see how fast it was?

This, perhaps, should be related to character.

Zhou Yan thought.

"Ahh

It seems that this one. Night. Eight. Times. The wolf's character was not very good, and a second later, Zhou Yan heard his heart-wrenching cry.

"Let's go." Jiang Ju pushed the door out, clapped his hands and said, "I already used his mobile phone to give a . Two. Zero sent a text message, and someone should come over soon-let's go, it's so miserable, I can't bear to look at it! ”

Zhou Yan's eyes were very sharp, and he found that the tip of Jiang Ju's high heels on his right foot was a little sunken, and he guessed that she had just used this foot to make a nirvana "Break the Leg of the Grandchild".

"Questions?" Zhou Yan felt a little weak in his heart, although this queen-style beauty now admits that she is her girlfriend, but maybe the main purpose of wearing these shoes today is to protect herself......

He suddenly felt a little painful, and hurriedly said, "There won't be any sequelae, right?" ”

"It's okay......" Jiang Ju straightened his chest, revealing a tempting career line. This action made Zhou Yan's breathing a little short. "The big deal is a month of urinary incontinence, and there will be no other problems. ”

"Are you sure?" Zhou Yan wondered.

"Since I've kicked a dozen or so, I've been pretty measured with my kicks -- he's the one hundred and nineth."

She was very confident when she spoke, which reminded Zhou Yan of an ancient person for no reason-an oil seller.

His old man's famous quote is: "Without him, only the hand is familiar." ”

If someone makes a biography of Jiang Ju a few years later, it is estimated that they will add such a sentence: "Without him." Only the feet are familiar. ”

The two of them walked generously to the counter. Settle the bill decisively and leave.

Poor "one. Night. Eight. Times. The wolf "has fainted from pain now. Collapsed on the floor of the private room.

……

The two broke up at the main gate of the school.

This first date ended happily and frighteningly for Zhou Yan - anyway, all the way back from walking, Zhou Yan felt a little chilly somewhere in his body......

Back in the independent apartment, Ma Qian and Mu Xiaoxi have not returned.

Zhou Yan had nothing to do, lit a cigarette, and chatted with the universal scene converter.

"Brother Almighty Scene Converter, come out and chat with me."

"No time ......"

"Why aren't you available?"

"I'm watching a stick show. It's touching...... I almost cried......"

"Brag!" Zhou Yanle was happy and said, "You are just a system, do you have eyes?" Do you have tear ducts? What do you cry about? ”

"I was silently crying in the bottom of my heart......"

"Don't drag the text with me, do you want me to write a poem to help you express the melancholy in your heart?"

"-I still have a few pounds and taels of you......" The universal scene converter was dissatisfied: "When the time comes, let me help you write the scene ......transformation."

"Okay, you guessed it." Zhou Yan said: "Let's talk about something serious, right?" ”

"What serious can you say in your kid's mouth?"

"Let's talk about women......" Zhou Yan said: "As soon as I entered the university, I felt that the temperature of the girls was hot!" ”

"You're blatantically discriminating against a genderless system." "I still don't know if I'm male or female...... I don't even know if I'm a living object. ”

"Are you eating? Do you drink water? Did you give birth to your mother? Zhou Yan asked, "If not, then you can't be considered a creature." ”

"Wrong." The Universal Scene Converter said: "Although I can't meet any of the above conditions, according to the universal definition of the universe. The most basic element of being a living being is to metabolize energy and have an independent consciousness. ”

He continued: "If you look at it by that standard. I'm a creature again, and even the computing power of my brain is a high-level creature compared to you humans. ”

"Wait......" Zhou Yan said suspiciously: "If you have an independent consciousness, I can believe this." Where does your energy metabolism come from, though? You can't eat, you can't photosynthesize, you can't eat or drink. What's going on with your energy metabolism? ”

"Haha......" the universal scene converter smiled: "My energy metabolism should be carried out by you - if you eat food, I will be able to obtain energy, and if you excrete, then I will also excrete." You don't understand such a simple truth......"

By the end, there was already a smile in his tone.

I don't understand such a simple truth, it's so stupid!

That's probably what the Universal Scene Converter is thinking about right now.

"But ......" Zhou Yan thought for a while and said, "Since you came, I haven't eaten more than usual?" This means that the energy I consume is not much different from what I used to be. How can this support your operations? ”

"Hehe, living creatures that rely on the transformation of matter into energy belong to the lower biological form." "I rely on your brain wave activity to get energy, as long as you are thinking about things and the cerebral cortex is moving, I can get enough energy to support my life." ”

"And what about when I sleep?"

"Nonsense, you have to dream when you sleep!" "Besides, even if you're not dreaming, the brain cells deep in the cerebral cortex that keep your body functioning normally don't rest. ”

"Uh...... I see. Zhou Yan suddenly thought of a question: "By the way, how did you come to Earth?" And how did you find me as your host? …… I think of the starting novel, but most of the systems will have their own purpose, or will have some requirements for the host, at least there must be a limit on the number of times it can be used and the time it can be used...... More able to upgrade, convert or something......"

Zhou Yan took a puff of cigarette and said, "There are still many systems that will eventually turn into beautiful cute girls and marry the protagonist...... I was thinking, are you going to be the same? ”

"Please, you know it's fiction." The universal scene converter said depressedly: "Novels are written by a group of people with overly exuberant cerebral cortex cells for everyone to read - in that case, do you take it seriously?" ”

"Okay." Zhou Yan said depressedly: "I'm like it—you tell me, what is the purpose of your zài?" ”

Under the subtle influence of the universal scene converter, Zhou Yan's IQ has improved a lot now, and the depth of seeing things has also deepened a lot.

Although the novel at the starting point is used to pass the time, the content in it is not enough to be convinced. However, even from the point of view of scientific materialism, there is no such thing as a free lunch. (To be continued......)

PS: I don't know what to say......