1. Please ~ noble, cold and down-to-earth to die!
Fragrant copper cranes, clouds and stairs.
Under the stairs, a piece of old sheep fat jade tablet, knee-high, the moss marks on the head are like embroidery, and the two lines of handwriting are vaguely recognizable: non-illusion and non-real, waiting for sleep and waiting for dawn.
In front of the incense case, a fairy boy in light clothes and thin shoes with green hair and shawl pondered and held back the paperwork, and it was easy to hold it out, and he breathed a sigh of relief, and signed at the end: "...... Infatuation Division. ”
Hey, I accidentally wrote it into an old name again.
The fairy boy stared at the old name for a moment, crossed it out with the ink line, and wrote a resounding new name: "Crossing Division." ”
"You can't rewrite it on a different piece of paper!" The copper crane next to him has a slight cleanliness habit and obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he can't stand it anymore.
- Dare to rewrite a piece without it! The little fairy boy rolled his eyes and raised his hand to scratch the turquoise patina spots on the crane's belly. The bronze crane was scratched on the itch, and he was comfortable, his eyes were slightly closed, and his head was turned back, and he didn't go over...... It's broken, happy and sad, and the incense in its stomach is poured! Originally, the cigarette should have been slowly spit out of the mouth, but now with the ash, it looks like it is about to erupt from the back of the buttocks!
The bronze crane clamped his hips and hurriedly flew away to tidy up his appearance. The fairy boy had a moment of silence.
Soon, there was a sound of snorting, snoring, and spitting in the back hall. "Wake up, wake up, wake up!" A group of fairy servants, who didn't know where they came out, swarmed into the curtain to serve.
"Your Excellency is going to see the next case!" The fairy servants came out again, urging the little fairy boy to take the case.
The little fairy boy will never understand why there are so many people here, why it is only on him to do things.
And where's the damn case?
He slipped into the big cabinet and pulled it, half of his body poked in, his ass pouting high.
The bronze crane had returned at some point, hiding the important file under its wings, tilting its head with a pointed beak and smiling seductively at the enemy's weakness.
Onlookers all felt that the chrysanthemum door was tight.
……
After passing through the parts that cannot be described below the neck, and paying the price that cannot be described below the neck, the little fairy child can finally have red eyes and red and swollen other places, and endure the humiliation and present the case file: "This is the case, and the owner of the case is ...... Huh! ”
The little fairy boy who was checking his name and information, his eyes changed, and he was even more panicked and miserable than when he was lying under the crotch of the copper crane and beating.
The immortal servant saw the name and surname of the owner of the case clearly, and his face changed miserably.
Panic spread all the way to the curtain.
The master of the crossing is worthy of being the leader. He raised his paw and tried to calm his subordinates: "We can press this one and then ...... again"
Woo! His paws trembled, and he accidentally cut the rope open!
A whole crossing division, silent, face like ashes, looking at the dossier Tingting appeared a woman with a hideous expression-
Lin Dai had a hard time accepting the fact that he was dead.
Are you kidding! She's twenty-eight - 28 years old - and she can still be called a flowery age, and she is thriving in the legal profession, competitors are roaring to hire murderers to kill her, and the most glittering law firm in the city has decided to develop her into the youngest partner!
At this time, she stayed up until one o'clock in the morning, just solved the biggest merger and acquisition case in the real estate industry, rubbed her eyes and stood up, and a fragile blood vessel in her head exploded......
Exploded......
She twisted her ankle in Ferragamo's classic small square root high root shoes, the sky swirled, and the next second her face was close to the ground and her eyes were closed, completing such a noble, cold and down-to-earth death in her life.
Lin Dai, who was unwilling to become a ghost, said: She wants to sue! She was going to appeal from the eighteenth layer of hell all the way to the thirty-three days until she could go back to the world and enjoy the money she had earned!
The ghost envoys grimaced and told her, "Then you can go back in time." "Anyway, we have one of the most unpopular divisions, and we have transformed to specialize in this." "Very well received!" "The operation is very simple: take your income and expenditure from your previous life and make an account to see how much money is left. The more money you have left over in life, the better you can dress. "But you probably won't be able to wear much of it. You haven't done anything good in your previous life. ”
The ghost envoys who are gray and do not slip away, while talking, are huddling around, which is very dizzying.
Lin Dai kept a straight face, clasped his hands to his chest, and snorted a cold air in his nose: "Why should I do good deeds?" Is it okay to die as early as my mother? ”
Lin's mother is a single mother, and in addition to pulling her daughter, she also opened an orphanage. How kind is she? Lin Dai is obviously her own daughter. But she would rather deduct Lindai's candy and Barbie, and buy a big cake for the birthday child; Every time Lin Dai had a conflict with the children in the hospital, she always asked Lin Dai to bow his head and apologize first. is so kind that it can be called the level of the Holy Mother. The result? It's not that he died early, leaving Lin Dai alone struggling in the jungle society of survival of the fittest.
Lin Dai swore at that time that he would be good to himself. Very good, very good! took what her parents couldn't give her, and earned it back with these two hands.
Seeing that he was rich and rich, but he was pulled here "suddenly", Lin Dai was so angry that he could burn the boiler for Lord Yama.
"You ghost—" a ghostly envoy said disdainfully.
"Don't call me a female ghost!" Lin Dai erected his head back.
"You are both a woman and a ghost, not a female ghost, what do you call you?!" The ghost envoy complained.
"Call me the Bone Spirit." Lin Dai said.
White-collar workers, backbones, elites, occupying the mountain as kings and self-reliant, are much more beautiful than any sad female ghosts.
A ghost envoy muttered: "The five elements are missing!" It's time for the monkey to beat your nosebleed through your navel......"
"How dare you insult a customer?!" Lin Dai was furious, and his beautiful eyes swept away-
The demon ducked behind his companions. A bunch of ghosts were whirling around, and gray hats covered their faces. What's that, it's not easy to do work lately, the judge has said that in response to the call from above, the image of the underworld will be rectified! Which ghost makes a reasonable complaint from a customer be punished for dredging the blood river! However, if the unlucky ghost who claims to be bullied can't tell the object of the complaint, then how can it be called a reasonable complaint? Right! Hey hey, so ......
"—Number 741748!" Lin Dai accurately called out the tiny code next to the culprit's leader's mouth, and his slender fingers pointed over one by one, calling out the codes of all the ghost envoys, and even what they had said, crackling and reporting them all, and asked, "Is there anything wrong?" ”
That's right.
Not a word is wrong.
According to this level of precision, the complaint is accurate! The ghost envoys thundered five thunders, regretted the big mouth just now, and fell to the ground with a sad face: "Female ghost...... Uh, no, Miss Bone Spirit, look at you, old man—"
Lin Dai waved his hand generously: "I want to see what discounts you give me to decide whether to complain." ”
So her case file was brought to the first order.
Lin Dai sat in the snow-white and clean "VIP standby VIP room", thinking about the large number of good customers and good financial resources left after death, I don't know which colleague was cheaper, she was gritting her teeth and distorting her face, the door opened, she walked out, looked up, and was stunned.
Among them, the big leader-like guy in the official robe was a fat, elderly tiger, who seemed to have tracheitis, and was snorting in his throat, looking straight at her, looking frightened.
The tall, short, chubby and thin employee next to her, and a child worker with eight arms and eight arms all aggrieved and covering his buttocks, all looked at her with horror on their faces.
Could it be that her expression is too hideous? Lin Dai wiped his face, put on a very professional smile, and handed out business cards to everyone: "First meeting." Look up for a long time, look up for a long time! I am a practicing lawyer in a gold medal law firm, I have been nominated as a partner, graduated from Yan University with a bachelor's degree, obtained a master's degree from Ivy League S University in the United States, and have successively represented cases in intermediate, high, supreme courts and even foreign courts, specializing in international economic CASE, and also involved in corporate equity disputes, labor, administration, and criminal. The practice philosophy is to 'let more members of the public enjoy more professional legal services'. If you need it, I will do it for you! ”