"Little Lori, you are waiting for someone here."

With a slightly obscene voice, he came.

In her ears, the girl's fingers trembled and she clicked on the screen.

Hurriedly paused the game and followed the sound.

I saw that only half a meter away from her, unconsciously there was an extra upright...... No, this person is slightly bent, and it is just right to describe it as obscene, which matches his voice.

This person is male, not very old, about 20 years old.

Seeing the kawaii girl looking over, the lewd man didn't think much about it, and while letting a smile appear on his face, he whispered: "Little Lori, I'm also waiting for someone here, that ...... Can I ask you about the time? ”

"It's eight forty-three." The kawaii girl did not suspect him, glanced at her phone, and said.

"Eight-forty-three."

The lewd man nodded, and immediately stretched out his left hand in front of the girl.

I saw that on his left hand, there was a watch, his eyes swept on the watch dial, the lewd man's eyes widened, and he suddenly said in surprise: "Wow, what a coincidence, my watch is also 8:43, little Lori, do you think we are very fateful?" ”

"Forehead ......"

The girl looked at the lewd man who pretended to be surprised, the skin and flesh on her face trembled slightly, and she looked helpless, and said, "Uncle, the way you talk is so old-fashioned." ”

After saying a word, the girl retracted her gaze, looked at her phone again, and began to pause the game.

Pick-up is old-fashioned?!

The lewd man was stunned for a moment: Is this way of accosting a conversation very old-fashioned? Did I learn and sell online?

This way of accosting you doesn't work, do you want to use that trick?

Well, okay, this is the first battle I have fought against a woman when I go down the mountain, no matter how hard the conversation is, I have to complete it, otherwise, the first battle will leave a shadow of failure, how can I talk to other women in the future?

Looking at the girl who was playing with her mobile phone with her head down, the thoughts flowed in her head, and the lewd man nodded secretly, and then gritted his teeth.

At that moment, the lewd man reached out and began to take off his clothes.

"Uncle, in broad daylight, you take off your clothes in public, what do you want to do?"

Well, I was suddenly accosted, and although the girl continued to play the game on the surface, she actually paid attention to the lewd man with the corner of her eye, and when she saw the lewd man start to undress, the girl immediately spoke.

Whew!

At the moment when the girl spoke, the lewd man had already taken off his T-shirt while exhaling a breath of turbidity.

Now when summer and autumn meet, the weather is still quite hot, and the lewd man is only wearing one piece of clothing, and when he takes off this dress, his upper body immediately becomes red. I have to say that this man is obscene, but his own figure is still very muscular, with muscles, stacked and angular.

The lewd man grabbed the T-shirt in his hand and said to Little Lori: "Little Lori, did you drop this fashion-leading men's clothing?" ”

"It's-!"

Seeing that this lewd man was so shameless, the girl's expression changed, and she didn't know how to speak for a while.

"Little Lori, what about you, did you drop this fashion-leading men's clothing?" Seeing that the girl didn't say a complete word, the lewd man only thought that the girl was not very clear, and asked again.

"Uncle, uncle, it's really not you who accosted you, and this girl is kind-hearted, otherwise, the first time I saw you undress, I would have shouted indecent."

The girl first looked at the lewd man with the eyes of the alien before continuing: "Uncle, if I teach you a new way of accosting, if you keep talking like this, you will definitely be taken to the police station for tea!" ”

"Yes, yes!"

The lewd man was stunned for a moment, and immediately readily agreed: Although his way of accosting is very different from what he expected, this little Lori took the initiative to talk to me, which can also be regarded as a successful accosting.

"Uncle, actually, it's very simple to pick up a girl, I recommend you read a novel of yours, called "The Strongest Demon Dragon in the City", that novel systematically talks about how to pick up, forget it, I can't finish talking about superfluous things for a while, so let's tell you the simplest way to talk to you, and it will never go out of style."

Without thinking too much, the girl continued: "In fact, the so-called pick-up, that is, to arouse the curiosity of girls, only in this way, can your pick-up have the possibility of success, I will tell you a simple and rough one, suitable for your brain." ”

"Little Lori, talk quickly." The lewd man is serious, and he puts on a deferential appearance.

"By the way, when you pick up a conversation, you must not call me like this, if you say this directly to others, you will be labeled directly, and then what you say next will not be listened to by others, this is the so-called preconceived."

The girl Kai Kai said: "The best name is actually to call the person you are talking to as a beauty, and then, you prepare a brain teaser, so that after you say the brain teaser, the mind of the person you are talking to will naturally be mobilized by you, even if you succeed in talking to most of the people, the rest of the things are up to you, and the conversation is so simple, understand?" ”

"It's as simple as that, don't you have to think about me taking off my clothes like this?"

After listening, the lewd man seemed to be a little unconvinced.

"It's as simple as that, except that when you pick up a conversation, the brain teaser you prepare must be a little harder, and when the answer is revealed, it's best to make the pickup target laugh!" The girl nodded.

"It's a brain teaser, it's a little harder, and you have to make the pick-up target laugh, that little ...... Beauty, do you have any ready-made templates for me to see. ”

The lewd man thought about it, his eyes lit up, and he stared at the girl tightly.

"Uh...... You...... If you're lucky, I happen to have a brain teaser here. ”

The girl was quite helpless, but fortunately, a brain teaser suddenly appeared in her mind, and she said: "This brain teaser is like this, as we all know, the poet Li Bai has a wife and daughter, may I ask what are the names of Li Bai's wife and daughter?" ”

"What are the names of Li Bai's wife and daughter? How do I know this? ”

The lewd man tilted his head and thought for a moment, making sure that he was not impressed at all, and shrugged his shoulders.

"Stupid, Li Bai's wife and daughter are called Zhao Xianglu and Li Ziyan respectively, Li Bai once wrote poems to commemorate, the so-called - Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke!"

The girl blinked: "Now you know, you just need to make good use of this brain teaser, and it will be too easy to pick up a conversation." ”

"Well, listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years, thank you very much."

The lewd man nodded repeatedly.

"Alright, you go about your pick-up business, I'll continue to play the game."

With a wave of her hand, the girl also looked like a child who could be taught, and then, lowered her head again, and continued to click on the mobile phone screen.

And so it was, and about a few more minutes passed.

"Beauty, are you waiting for someone? It's boring to wait alone, so why don't I give you a brain teaser? ”

Suddenly, a voice came from the side.

The girl staring at the mobile phone, her eyes suddenly dilated: This ...... I just taught a guy to use a brain teaser to pick up a conversation, and I was accosted so quickly? Is there any mistake?