XXXV. Everyone loves fine skin and tender meat
The old man pressed the hookah on his waist and went ashore with Fu Sanniang unhurriedly.
Several people had fallen on the shore, a few were wounded, moaning in the corners, and a few were still fighting. One took a thick branch, the other picked up a kitchen knife, and the rest used their fists, some slashed, some chopped, and some struck people with stones on the ground.
Some of the cages have been knocked over, and the soft ones inside have fallen out, but seeing Zhu Dicui's jewelry and hanging clothes, I don't know whose gold and silver boxes were all rushed out, or they packed up to escape, but they ended up here halfway?
Those who fight are fighting for these treasures. There is no way to talk nonsense about the killed, and the wounded have also withdrawn from the fight, and there are still four people left, and they can still fight, and the moves are not good men at all, so the young captain called them "miscellaneous children". But they were able to make it to the end, and they were all strong and quick. Hearing the old man and Fan Niangzi coming, he was busy and turned his eyes closely, only afraid that the snipe and the clam would compete for the fisherman's profit.
Fan Niangzi was squeamish, and turned her face to say to the old man: "Ah! Grandpa, these people are fighting. I'm scared. Let's go! β
It's really delicate and light, and the eyes are wonderful. Yun Zhou still thinks she is frivolous? She is now called Gu Pan is full of charm, making people dizzy and swaying, and her spirit is flying.
There was a strong man with a height of nine feet, gritting his teeth, waving his hand and stomping his foot. His opponent thought he was going to make a bad move, but he jumped out of the battle circle and said fiercely: "Let's go!" I'll give you these things, and I won't fight! Let me pick a piece of gold. I'll snatch this lady again. Don't get in my way. I won't rob you of the things here! β
Fan Niangzi said "Ahh In broad daylight, they want to rob people! β
This light anger is more touching than other people's jokes. The nine-foot strong man was itching, and strode towards her, stretched out his long hand, and picked up a silver ingot on the ground.
There was a man in a green coat with a face like the bottom of a pot, the closest to these things, holding a thick stick in his hand, and sweeping towards the nine-foot strong man with a "whew".
The nine-foot man jumped away. He still had the silver ingot in his hand. said angrily: "I won't rob you!" I will ask for the money and the woman. Gurg, I'll help them beat you! β
There was a five-short turmeric-faced man with a kitchen knife in his hand. The kitchen knife was half-coiled, and it was still a considerable murder weapon here. He didn't say a word. Trying to slash at the face of the black-faced man. The black-faced man reacted quickly. The cat's waist swept the stick with his backhand. If it weren't for the short yellow man, he flashed fast. The waist was broken at that time!
When he boarded, several people scuffled in one place. It's not that no one looked at Fan Niangzi and considered: Do you want to rob this woman with a nine-foot strong man?
In the end, there was no nine-foot strong man who was decisive, and none of them came out to compete with the nine-foot strong man.
The nine-foot strong man smiled: "Little lady." You're mine this time. β
Fan Niangzi turned around and said, "Dad, let's go!" β
She is a willow swinging in the wind, delicate and frail, and she can't run fast. The old man swayed, and his old legs were slow, and he stretched his neck forward like a duck, and he couldn't run a few steps under his feet. The nine-foot strong man chased forward, stretched out his big palm, and said something cheap: "Little lady, we burned incense in front of the Bodhisattva in our previous lifeβ"
The hand was about to pinch Fan Niangzi's fragrant shoulder, Fan Niangzi belched, as if she was kicking something, her delicate body fell to the side, and she almost flashed this hand, and the old man shook it to the side, blocking the way of the nine-foot strong man.
The nine-foot strong man was irritable in his heart, kicked sideways, kicked at the old man, and scolded in his mouth: "Lie down!" β
The old man really lay down. His lying method is quite weird, his waist is straight, his back is straight, his legs are bent, and he leans back, like a bridge, and there is a serious name called "Iron Plate Bridge", which is a very powerful move in external skills. This alone cannot be effective without more than five years of hard training. And he didn't just fall, but he also kicked back! In the posture of "Iron Plate Bridge", he can still return a leg, his muscles and bones are really made of steel, otherwise how can it be completed.
The nine-foot strong man patronized the lady Fan, and didn't pay attention to how the old man's leg flew in, but he felt a pain in the crook of his knee, and he had already been hit. The old man sneered: "Yes." β
The nine-foot strong man really stumbled, but his body was really strong, but he still barely stood still, and said angrily: "You old horseman dare to beat grandpa!" β
At the moment, he didn't care about Fan Niangzi for the first time, and hurried to knock down the old man first. He is a tiger and a tiger, and the old man used a small evasive ability, dodging all his fists and feet, and pinching him and slapping him when he got the opportunity. Fan Niangzi stood behind the tree, covered her face with her sleeves, and watched the old man tease the strong man under the sleeves.
The nine-foot strong man was so tired that he was out of breath and scolded: "Catch me, I'll crush you!" β
The old man replied: "You can't hold it down, the empty man is so big, it's in vain!" β
There was a man with a big forehead and thick eyebrows in the melee who rolled his eyes, but he withdrew from the war group, ran through the woods, and after a while, he broke away from the war group and copied to the flank of Fan Niangzi. He thought, while the nine-foot strong man fights the old servant, he will pick this delicate flower first!
The nine-foot strong man was dizzy for the old man, and he was so angry that he screamed. The old man was not happy to listen: "How can the bag around your neck blow so much?" I'll call you back. He took out the hookah pole around his waist and gave him a Mount Tai top. When the nine-foot strong man saw it, the pole was pulled down, it was really like an iron rod, and if it was to be sturdy, his head would have to bloom when he landed! Frightened, he hurriedly jumped back. The old man had already snatched into his arms, bent his knees, gave a knee blow to his little belly, and pushed his palms to his chest again, and the nine-foot strong man fell to the ground with his feet facing the sky, lying face down on the ground, his nose and mouth were all broken. I heard a scream, but it was not him, but the man with a big forehead and thick eyebrows who wanted to sneak attack Fan Niangzi, his hand just wrapped around Fan Niangzi's waist, and Fan Niangzi's willow waist had already flashed. The thick-eyebrow man took a look: The little lady is slippery! He lashed, stretched out his arms, and hugged him again. Fan Niangzi smiled, two hands patted down, like two small fans, beautiful is the most beautiful, the thick-eyed man approached, felt such a killer, frightened to raise his arm to block, just listen to the "stunned" sound, Fan Niangzi first grabbed his wrist with his right hand, and tied down his wrist bone on the spot, and then swept his neck with his left hand, and the thick-eyebrow man wiped his head and fell. Fan Niangzi lifted her sharp foot and kicked him in the waist, and the thick-eyebrow man screamed, and the lower half of his body was paralyzed.
The people who were fighting didn't dare to fight, looking here, knowing that there was a ruthless character, look at these two big men somehow put down, they were scared in their hearts, but they were in love with a few boxes of gold and silver, and they were reluctant to let go. The man with the thick stick was quite sensible and asked, "Is my friend from the Tao?" β
The old man sang: "I am not afraid of the king's law, I am not afraid of the sky, but I also want gold, silver, and money." All the things and objects are left behind, and they are put back on the road. Half of the teeth are not words, one stick and one dyeing yellow spring! β
This is the robber's "talk", there is a fixed routine. Nowadays, the most popular is "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree", people know when they hear it, the king of the mountain is blocking the road and robbing!
And this old man is a more old-school version, which is more solemn, but the central idea is the same: Death? Give money if you want to die!
Fan Niangzi stood behind, pulled a tender branch and played with it between her fingers, and looked at them with a smile.
The one with the thick stick touched the stick, and the one with the kitchen knife touched the curling blade. The nine-foot strong man with a bloody face got up from the ground again, and the thick-eyed man clenched his fists and roared out a word: "Kill!" β
Then he fainted.
But this word is like opening the electric door, and the three fighting chickens rushed towards the old man and Fan Niangzi! It's lively now, but listening to the bang, ding, ringing, iron bells, wooden bells, stone bells, and ringing like that, the three of them chased one after the other, and they all fell on the original thick-eyebrow man.
Fan Niangzi is still a pity: "I thought I could recruit any of you to join the gang." Who knows that you are all bad! β
The old man had already returned the hookah into his belt, carried the suitcase, carried the cage, carried the bag, and carried the cabinet, like a hard-working old scalper, walked back to the boat, and said: "That's it!" It can't fit on the boat. β
This means that you can't bring any more people anyway. There was also a silver purse on the ground, but this one was to be taken. He couldn't take it, so he left it to Fan Niangzi.
Silver and gold are all heavy things, and they look like a bag as big as a head, and the weight is heavier than the heads of several dead people. The bandaged cloth was used in several layers, and it was tied very firmly, that is, it was afraid that the gold and silver would fall out. Fan Niangzi stretched out her hand, and it was easy to pick it up, like a bag of flowers, it didn't matter at all. The two walked back and approached the boat, Fan Niangzi frowned and asked, "Yo, Dad, what do you think Xiao Tao is doing?" β
Needless to say, the old captain had already raised his two eyebrows angrily, jumped over, shook the cage on his body and fell into the boat, stretched out his hand to pull the young captain up from the Fu girl's body, and scolded: "Tell you to watch the boat, where do you see going!" β
The young man wiped his mouth, and defended himself with a smile: "I didn't move the master." β
The Fu girl still had the expression of Midenden, and after being pushed to the bottom of the boat by the young captain, she couldn't sit up anymore, so she lay down. Fan Niangzi helped her sort out her clothes, and helped the young husband to speak: "When you see fine skin and tender meat, everyone loves it." β
The young captain was overjoyed: "Exactly-"
Fan Niangzi leaned towards him and reached out to stroke his neck: "Look at Xiaotao's good skin and flesh, even I can't help it." β
Her tone and tone of voice, really loving, very gluttonous, like a carnivore who has been fasting for a few days, finally saw meat again, and it is also good meat!
The young man's hair was cold, and he begged for mercy with a wail: "Sister! I know it's wrong! I don't dare anymore, no! Look at my father's face, spare me this time! (To be continued......)