Chapter 61 I Hide My Despair and Smile Loudly!
It's so cool!
Mo Xiaobei lifted his pants, squinted into the distance, and then smiled, and took out a bottle full of insulating paste from his clothes.
This thing was touched by the boss of the Divine Society.
In the other party's state, he only needs to be careful, and he can touch the bottles and cans in his clothes to God unconsciously!
Then pull the poop once, mix it with urine, mix it in the soil, and then stuff the bottle with it, and stuff it back into the other person's clothes!
Don't look at our boss Mo is a big boss, but he also came from poverty when he was a child!
The flexibility of the finger - hum, but it is known as the gold finger is a little painful!
What? I don't know if it hurts?
That's when I didn't say it!
What's more, now that his various attributes have reached a new level, one is the other, who will you pit?
Don't think that our boss Mo looks stupid, but his heart is bright!
The god will boss pretend to be crazy and stupid to him, how can he not feel it?
Sure enough, if you want the bad guys to put down the butcher's knife, verbal education is not enough, you have to use practical lessons to be useful!
I just don't know if the four of them will be a little uncomfortable with the special poop paste made by our boss Mo?
Hiss~ No, no, no!
How did we get so disgusting?
Amitofor!
Mo Xiaobei saluted in the direction where the four of them left, and said secretly: Go all the way! Help us attract attention! When you escape, my boss Mo can't bear to spend some money to buy you a piece of land and get a clothed mound!
What sincerity!
Thinking about it, he turned around and went back to the house.
The track brother sat cross-legged on the ground, and the camera was placed in front of him, rubbing carefully.
Mo Xiaobei couldn't help but ask while rubbing the real insulating paste on his body: "At this juncture, why do you still bring a camera?
Brother Track & Field grinned and said, "I've had a dream of photography since I was a child! I want to take the most shocking photos in the world! And put them in the exhibition hall! Even if I die in the future, they will remember my name! And this time, I think my chance may come!"
Mo Xiaobei sighed: "What a person with a dream!
Brother Athletics said leisurely: "My surname is Tian! You can call me Tian Jingge!"
Hiss-Mo Xiaobei gasped.
What a coincidence!
"What about you, Boss Mo, what is your dream?"
"My dream?" Mo Xiaobei took a deep breath, "Does buying a house count?"
Brother Athletics laughed dryly, "Forget it! Housing prices are expensive now!"
"Where I fancied, 181,000 flats!" Mo Xiaobei said, suddenly glaring.
Emma!
If such a big thing happens in Mingyue District, Linhai City will definitely be affected!
Does that mean that house prices are going down!
He jerked to his feet—
"What's wrong? Boss Mo?"
"I suddenly remembered something urgent! I'm going to buy a house!"
"But I can't go now!"
Mo Xiaobei's eyes fluctuated.
Do you want to take a risk to upgrade the iron cloth shirt? We don't have a hunch that after upgrading, we may have the strength to blow up the sky!
What kind of elite monster are you afraid of?
But ~ that consequence seems a little dangerous!
Boss Mo was entangled.
"Boss Mo, do you want to buy a house, do you have enough for a down payment?" Tian Jingge said suddenly.
Boss Mo was struck by lightning, his body trembled, and he said bitterly: "Not yet! The only little savings are at home!Hey~ It hurts to think about it!"
"Who isn't? This disaster is coming too fast!" Tian Jingge was a little sad.
Mo Xiaobei guessed that his family might have been killed in the disaster, so he lost the interest in talking.
Let your heroism cover the world, and let off your breath with a down payment!
"You know what? I have a happy family! My wife is very beautiful! She is also virtuous! You say, just a man like me, who is not handsome, and who has not had a serious job, knows how to fiddle with these cameras all day long! What woman can take a fancy to me?" Tian Jingge pointed to himself and said.
Mo Xiaobei nodded in agreement.
It doesn't matter if you're ugly, you don't have a job yet, and you're basically short and poor, so it's really hard to please your daughter-in-law!
"However, my wife has taken a fancy to me! She also subsidized me with her own private money, encouraged me, and allowed me to concentrate on photography!" Tian Jingge seemed to have fallen into a fantasy, his eyes were a little intoxicated and hazy, and he seemed to see that virtuous and gentle figure standing in front of him, calling his name affectionately.
"Hey, hey, buddy, what are you doing here?" Mo Xiaobei saw Tian Jingge pouting at him, and leaned in, and suddenly felt a chill in his back!
What's the situation?
Are you trying to do something to me?
He snapped and slapped a palm on Tian Jingge's face, instantly waking the latter up from his fantasy.
Brother, you have a mental problem!
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm a little confused!" Tian Jingge covered his face and said apologetically.
"Hey~ It's a pity, this damn disaster, my wife and son-" Tian Jingge said and took out a photo and handed it over, "Look, this is my wife! Beautiful, right? And my son, he is obedient and handsome! If he grows up in the future, he will definitely be more handsome than those stars! It's a pity, it's just that her body and bones are a little bad! She originally took her son to the hospital to see a doctor, who would have thought that she never came back!"
Tian Jingge trembled and took out another photo and put it in front of Mo Xiaobei.
Mo Xiaobei looked at it, but it was a short dry corpse, which seemed to have found him, ran from the end of the corridor, and then was captured one after another.
"Look, this is my son! Even if he becomes a monster, he is very handsome!"
Mo Xiaobei sighed secretly.
In the eyes of every parent, their child is the most perfect one.
Although my boss Mo hates lying, I have to say once at this time: "Yes!
It's all become a dry corpse monster, how can you be so handsome?
I tell a lie, and my conscience hurts!
Tian Jingge suddenly smiled, raised the camera in his hand, and said, "Boss Mo, come! I'll take a handsome photo of you!"
Hmph!Childish!Will my Boss Mo be such a naïve person?
"Maybe it will be put in the exhibition hall in the future and passed down for thousands of generations!"
Mo Xiaobei raised his eyebrows, stood up, and put on a sideways scissorhand pose!
"Come on!"
"Smile!"
Click!
The flash lights on.
Mo Xiaobei stepped forward and glanced at the image curiously.
"You're a little ugly! Look, my body is crooked, and I have a nose and a chin!"
"This is real!" Tian Jingge said.
Boss Mo was a little angry!
Are you calling me ugly?
If I say I'm ugly, that's self-deprecation! If you say I'm ugly, that's an insult!
By the time he stared, everyone else had woken up.
The big head came over with a few thugs, followed by a little nurse, who seemed to have a leg!
"Are you taking a picture? Why don't we all take a picture together?" said Datouqiang.
"Okay!"
"This is good!"
"Come on, come on, stand in line! The tall station is behind, the short station is in front! Spicy Boss Mo, you stand in front!" Datouqiang saw that Mo Xiaobei was about to walk out of the door, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop him.
"You say I'm short!" Mo Xiaobei turned his head a little reluctantly, and let the big head force him to the front of the team.
When is it, and I still have the heart to take pictures!
"How can there be? I think that a person with status and status like you must stand in front!" How could Datouqiang admit that Boss Mo was short, so he had an idea and said.
"Okay, everyone, smile! It's about to start!" hastily adjusted the camera, Tian Jingge pressed the timing shutter, and then quickly ran to Mo Xiaobei, hugged Mo Xiaobei's shoulder with one hand!
"Let's laugh!"
Click!
Freeze the frame!
Mo Xiaobei watched a group of people rush forward, pouted, but still squeezed up, and looked closely, only to see the camera imaging area, a picture staying there quietly!
Although a group of people grinned, no one felt a trace of joy!
I can't help but think of this sentence: I hide my despair, laugh openly, and just don't want my friends to perceive my burden······ I look at you with a mask, but I don't know that what I see is also your mask······
He was slightly stunned, glanced at everyone, and seemed to understand something in his heart!