The mountains and rivers are exhausted, and there is no way out, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village. I'm not a Maxima, but I'm not a crappy horse, and I'm very grateful to my Bole – the intermediary! I always think that all I have is bad luck, no good luck, and good luck is only someone else's. Unexpectedly, after several twists and turns, good luck finally befell me.

I was rejoicing when suddenly a hand reached out to my eyes.

"Handsome guy, the introduction fee is 150 yuan, and the leading fee is 50 yuan, a total of 200 yuan." The intermediary gestured to me for some money.

I was surprised and asked, "I have to pay if I haven't worked yet?" ”

The intermediary sneered and asked rhetorically: "If we don't collect money, how can we eat?" What about the rent of the shop? ”

"Don't say two hundred yuan, I don't even have two yuan!" I spread my hands, helpless.

The intermediary didn't believe me, and turned out all the pockets of my jacket and trousers, but he couldn't find a single coin, so angry that he kicked me and shouted:

"Play with me?! Get lost! ”

I was blasted out of the agency.

"He looks decent, but he's a penniless poor ghost!" Behind me was a vicious voice, followed by a "smack", and a mouthful of thick phlegm flew towards me. Fortunately, I dodged quickly, otherwise I would have been humiliated again.

I sat like an idiot in an iron chair in the bus shelter, and the buses passed one after another, and it only cost a dollar to ride the bus, but I didn't. Even if I have a dollar to ride, where can I go? The world is so big that there is no place for me. I thought of home, I thought of my mother.

But I don't have the money to go back, and I don't have the face to go back. I have already spent a lot of money in college, and I have asked my family for 20,000 yuan for my aunt's treatment, and I have already squeezed out my elderly parents. Now I'm so depressed, what do my parents and fellow villagers think of me? Where do you put your parents' faces? I don't have a face, and I can't lose the face of my parents!

I look east and west. The people waiting for the bus saw that I was not interested in the passing buses, but in their pockets, so they all clenched their pockets, and the ladies held their bags to their chests for fear of being taken away by me.

When did I become a thief or robber? Actually, the one who was stolen was me! I was stolen by someone else and my fiancée! Thinking that Tian Jingjing and that bastard are standing at the door of the hotel at this moment to receive the blessings of relatives and friends, I am about to go crazy! No way! I definitely can't give her peace of mind! You can't let that bastard be complacent! I took out the phone that Jing Jing gave me and tried to harass her.

However, there was a voice on the other end of the phone: "I'm sorry, your phone has been shut down in arrears." Sorry…….”

Damn it! Damn how dare you stop my machine!

I held up my phone and was about to fall into the street, when I suddenly thought: Eh, why not sell your phone and get dinner and accommodation? Stupid! Stupid! I almost did something stupid! Jingjing has betrayed herself, can't I still sell the phone she gave me?

I took my phone, stood up, tapped a girl's arm, and said, "Miss......." ”

Unexpectedly, as soon as I said the word "miss", the girl screamed "ah" and ran to the side in fright. It's not going to be such a big reaction, is it? I'm still more or less handsome.

"What do you want to do? Well-dressed, I didn't expect it to be a well-dressed beast! "Four or five warriors gathered around.

"Oh, don't get me wrong, I just want to sell her phone." I hurriedly explained, held up the phone and shook it, and continued: "You see, the functions are complete, the mobile phone is still quite new, I bought it for more than 2,000 yuan, and now it only costs 200 yuan." ”

I also try to treat them as potential customers.

"He's been sitting here for a long time, and I think the phone was stolen." A jealous mother accuses me.

"Humph!" I sneered and pointed to my facial features: "The phone is indeed mine." Do I look like a thief? Mother. ”

A grandfather came up and said, "You don't have the word 'thief' written on your forehead, how do we know that you are not a thief?" ”

I can't argue, it's hard to ignore you. I can't afford to provoke it, I can dodge it.

I walked out of the shelter and wanted to continue selling my phone to the owner of the roadside store.

"Catch him! Don't let him run! This man must be a thief! ”

Someone in the back shouted to catch the thief. I looked behind me and saw two blue-haired thugs catching up. By the time I could react, I had been caught. Someone called 110. It's the Four-Colored Wolf Gang again! They're no match for me, but I don't want to fight. For there is food to eat and a place to live in the prison.

I was taken to the police station. Misfortune and blessing rely on, and blessing and misfortune lurk. I looked at the policeman with a stern face and smiled. Hehe, this time the dinner has been settled, and there is no need to sleep on the streets.

"Yan sù! You can still laugh! Say! Where did the phone come from? A policeman shouted at me.

"Sir, I've said it N times, the mobile phone was given to me by my fiancée, and I bought it for 2,000 yuan."

Actually, 2000 yuan I'm just talking nonsense. I don't know exactly how much I bought my phone. I only know that the phone is a piece of affection quietly given to me, and that's enough.

The policeman looked at his phone and said, "The phone is so exquisite, it's definitely more than 2,000 yuan!" Tell me honestly, where did you steal it from?! ”

I shook my head with a wry smile and said, "You don't believe it. I can't help it. ”

"You're a dead pig and you're not afraid of boiling water, aren't you?! Seeing that you wear a pair of glasses, you seem to be a Sven person, but I didn't expect it to be a habitual thief! The police tapped their batons on the table.

If you say I'll steal, I'll steal, and I'll have a meal here tonight. Hee-hee, you can still sleep, why not? Tomorrow morning, you still have to pay me for breakfast, I can't find evidence, why don't you let me out? Hahaha.

"As a scholar, shamelessly, stealing something, and being so happy, it's really shameless! What's your name?"

"Chi Dou Fu." I swallowed. I haven't drunk water for a day and my mouth is dry.

"It's past dinner time, and I still want to eat tofu! Hum! I ask your name! ”

"Chi Dou Fu."

"Oops, starve you! I ask you what your name is. ”

"Chi Dou Fu."

"It's over, is this kid fainting from hunger? Always repeat eating tofu. If you faint in the prison, it will be difficult to explain. The policeman muttered to himself.

Hehe, he thought I really wanted to eat tofu? It's okay, just count it, and talk about it when you're full. I haven't eaten yet. I'm hungry right now.

The policeman stuck his neck out of the window and shouted, "Deputy office, is there still food in the canteen?" ”

"No, I came back just now for the last bowl."

"Deputy office, I have a suspect here who is about to faint from hunger, what should I do?"

"I'll see."

After a while, the person who answered came in, looked at me, and asked, "What's your name?" I deliberately spoke vaguely, making the three words Chi Doufu sound more like eating tofu, so I said weakly: "Chi Doufu." ”

The policeman who kept asking me said, "Deputy office, he always said he wanted to eat tofu." ”

"What did he commit?"

"Stealing a mobile phone, someone caught it."

"Someone who is delirious like this is left alone."

"He's been giggling, and I suspect he's not in his right mind." Dizzy! The cops mistook my smug smile for a neurotic giggle.

It seems that dinner is going to be lost, and there will be no place to sleep. I've got to put on a tough stance and make them think I'm normal and put me in jail.

When I thought of it, my heart was crossed, and I scolded: "You guys are not normal!" ”

I thought that my scolding would incur their anger, but they were even more sure that I was a person with a nervous problem.

"Xiao Zheng, let him go, we can't detain the mentally ill."

"Yes, Deputy Office." The questioning officer stood up.

"Daddy! Mommy's! ”

I scolded and didn't want to leave. But the two policemen, as if they had no ears, were not angry, and took me out of the police station.

Oh, my God! Why is it so hard to eat for nothing!

Suddenly, I remembered my phone, and by the time the police came to their senses, I had already rushed into the office where I had just been interrogated! They pounced on me.

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