Chapter 17: I'm a Girl, a Lovely Girl
Yao'er crossed the Jasper Lake, the streets were lined with shops, the sun shone faintly on the red bricks and green tiles or the brightly colored pavilion cornices, the streets were bustling, and the endless crowd soon covered up the traces of Xiao Zhuo and Yu Qi.
Helpless, Yao'er had to return alone.
After passing Xiao Zhuo's wine shop, the shack was deserted, but the neighbors on the side of the road still greeted him warmly, but Yao'er always felt that the eyes of those neighbors were slightly different, and there was some inexplicable taste in the enthusiasm.
It seems that as usual, occasionally I meet a group of "women's groups", they are still very enthusiastic, Yao'er was hit and swayed like reeds in the wind, and was rubbed with oil by the bold and spicy big girls and little daughters-in-law, it seems that she is still the "little fresh meat" called Brother Yao'er.
But Yao'er's woman intuitively told herself that when these bold and spicy big girls and little daughters-in-law took advantage of themselves, their methods were not as violent as before, and their movements were a lot more clumsy, and their enthusiasm was not very high.
What's going on? Could it be that the original "heartthrob" Fang Zhengtian's popularity skyrocketed and robbed him of his "fans"? !
The further she went, the more Haruka felt that something was wrong.
In the streets and alleys, there were always some people gathered together in groups and whispered, and kept looking at her while talking, looking quite mysterious, but when she walked over, these people immediately talked about it left and right, and talked about it without being salty or light.
Aunt Li, Sister Zhang, and Grandma Wang even smiled inexplicably at the corners of their mouths, which made Yao'er feel a little hairy.
"Jiang Yao, ......"
"Hello witch!" Jiang Yao hurriedly saluted and replied.
Coming in front of her was a witch with an eagle-hooked nose and a long chin, like two hooks almost together. Greasy hair is half white and half black. She was tightly wrapped in a heavy black cloak all day, fitting her name, "Witch Woman".
This witch is eighty years old this year, but she is unusually healthy, and enjoys a high "reputation" among these streets where Yao'er lives. This witch is also an old-fashioned warm-hearted, extremely enthusiastic about people and things.
The witch woman smiled and spoke: "Jiang Yao...... Hehe, young man, don't be shy, I'm from the old woman, this kind of thing...... It's okay, huh? ”
"Oh, witch, I ......" Haruka was confused.
At this time, Sister Shui, who sells rouge gouache next to her, also came over and said with a smile: "Don't worry, we are all our own people......" After speaking, she squeezed her eyes at Yao'er, with a "you know" expression.
Yao'er was even more stunned, what's wrong today?
Without waiting for Yao'er to react, Sister Shui took out a box of rouge and handed it to Yao'er. At the same time, he slowly leaned into Yao'er's ear, lowered his voice and said: "This is a new product just here, my sister told you, freckle removal and whitening, the effect is excellent......"
"Huh?"
Yao'er turned her head and looked at Sister Shui with a mysterious smile like "Mona Lisa".
"I'm a man, I want to ...... What do you want rouge ......" Just as Yao'er was about to mumble a refusal, a flash of lightning in her brain suddenly thought of the reason.
Yu Qizi! This guy has that broken mouth, doesn't there be a door?
Yao'er suddenly figured out the reason, turned around angrily and went to look for Yu Qi again, after finding this guy, he must teach a heavy lesson.
Unexpectedly, a wave of unevenness rose again and again, and when Yao'er was angry, after seeing the oncoming person, he couldn't help but have a sudden change in his complexion, just like looking for a place to hide.
The oncoming ** figure is slender, jade legs are tight, willow eyebrows and phoenix eyes, lips are red and teeth are white, and the skin of the whole body is as smooth as jade.
This person is the sound girl.
For this soft girl, Yao'er is not much afraid, she is shocked by the angry aunt next to the sound girl, this is the sound girl's mother, the people in the rivers and lakes called "Hua Gu", once scolded several neighbors for three days and three nights and won it, the combat effectiveness is extremely strong, ordinary people dare not provoke her.
Hua Gu, such a senior "tigress" who is afraid of everyone, and Yao'er is very afraid.
After the two of them came, Yao'er didn't squint, as if there was no one around, she pretended not to see it, and was about to pass by, when Hua Gu called slowly: "But Brother Yao'er? ”
"Oh...... It's the sound girl and the flower girl! I was thinking about things and I didn't see it, so I'm sorry...... Excuse me! ”
"I'm sorry, of course you're sorry!" Hua Gu raised her voice.
It seems that the two of them already know about the woman pretending to be a man, Yao'er stood still with a wry smile, and said haha, hating the big-mouthed Yu Qi in her heart.
Miss Yin's inexplicable expression flashed for a moment, with a resentful look, and squinted faintly: "The slave family has some affection for the past Haruka, but he pretends to be stupid on weekdays, and the slave family only says that Haruko is so ruthless, but he didn't expect it...... The slave family is happy and sad at the same time! The sound girl said, sobbing and answering, and two lines of tears rolled down.
This sound girl too, so many men don't like it, but they fell in love with me, and they knew that they would have called Qizi to go to the hero to save the beauty. Seeing that this girl was sad, Yao'er was also helpless, and she was depressed: I am also a daughter, and I am also a victim......
I couldn't help but sigh slightly.
At this time, the scene is that the sound girl is crying, the flower girl is glaring, and Yao'er herself is like a disciple who has been abandoned from the beginning to the end, and finally found the door by the mother and daughter of the bitter master, how wronged.
Yao'er whispered: "Miss Yin, you are a good girl, hardworking, capable, gentle and kind-hearted...... But I ...... The situation you know, perhaps...... This is called creation and manipulation. ”
"Am I really that good? If you were a real man, would you marry me? ”
"The beautiful woman is ashamed of herself in front of you, the handsome man is willing to die under your pomegranate skirt, the child is kind and warm when he sees you, the old man feels young when he sees you, the sick are immediately healthy when he sees you, and even the disabled will be broken and reborn because of you, blind and reblind......" Yao'er tried to say this in the most sincere tone, but she had goosebumps all over her body.
Yao'er had already said extremely sensual words, but this "killer feature" was useless, this sound girl was still secretly sad, and Yao'er secretly sighed: "What is this called?" Without waiting for the mother and daughter to react, they quickly smeared oil on the soles of their feet and slipped away.
It was only three steps to walk out, and the flower girl reacted and said loudly: "Jiang Yao, you stop for the old lady!" You drove away before the old lady could speak, you thief who stole your heart......"
As soon as Hua Gu turned around, the water of the Yangtze River and the Yellow River flowed backwards.
As soon as such a mighty tigress got angry, how dare Yao'er stay any longer, she pulled her legs and ran, and there was a loud roar from behind Hua Gu: "Stop, stop for the old lady!" ”
At this time, how dare Yao'er stop, and only dare to rest after running all the way for five, six or seven streets. The panting Yao'er finally got rid of the mother and daughter.
Yao'er secretly made up her mind that when she turned around, she would resume her daughter's makeup, and it was convenient to change gender, but this trouble came one after another, which made Yao'er very sad.
Yao'er wants to be a girl again, a cute girl.
At this time, I saw that under the tree in front of me, there were two familiar fangding who were fighting cocks, and the crowd was three layers inside and three layers outside, shouting and killing.
Lin'an is very rich and real, and its people all play the flute and drum, play the piano, fight cocks and dogs, and play the six games.
This cockfight was originally popular among the princes and nobles of Qi, but with the gradual popularity, the folk are also very popular, and there are many participants.
Yao'er was not very interested in this, and simply inquired with the two fangdings, only to know that they had just seen Yu Qi "pulling and pulling" and "kissing me" with his Ning Xiaozhuo in the second song Changmeizi Lane.
Yao'er hurriedly went to Changmeizi Lane, and at this time she saw Yu Qi holding Xiao Zhuo, who seemed to be comforting in a low voice, Xiao Zhuo's eyes were full of tears, and she had just cried.
This guy will also take advantage of the weakness of women to enter the void, and it seems that some of men's skills are innate.
The two saw Yao'er coming over, and hurriedly let go, Xiao Zhuo's face was flushed and a little shy. Instead, Yu Qi greeted with a big grin: "Is it Xiao Yao?" Come over and let my brother hug me! ”
Yao'er snorted, pretending not to hear the big man's joke, and said with a straight face: "Yu Qi, you tell me clearly, what's going on in the market?" ”
"What's the matter?"
Seeing this guy like this, Yao'er was furious: "Who said, 'My tone is the tightest, and I won't say that outsiders know about it', and if you promise me in person, you will betray me when you turn around and ......"
It turned out that this was the case, Yu Qi's face showed a look of understanding, and he hurriedly said: "What kind of person is my Yu Qizi, a mouthful of spit and a nail, but a ...... to keep his promise"
"You dare to swear!"
Yu Qi blinked and said, "Why don't you dare, I didn't ...... at all" The more he spoke, the quieter his voice became, and he muttered. "Oh...... I...... I told Aunt Mu...... Aunt Mu is not an outsider! ”
"Lady Mu...... Auntie, she is indeed not an outsider...... Brother Seventh Son, Aunt Mu's temperament, don't you know? It's a loud microphone, and as long as she knows about something, everyone knows about it...... You've killed me. Yao'er wanted to cry without tears.
The seventh son squeaked weakly: "I'm afraid...... What are you afraid of, isn't it just running away from marriage, who cares? Besides, it's all your own people, and if outsiders really come to inquire, the big guy has to help you cover it up. At the same time, he muttered slowly, "Hehe...... Aunt Mu likes you very much...... She knows that you are a daughter, so she won't think about Xiao Zhuo...... Hey, my chances are better! ”
"What are you talking to yourself?" Haruka asked.
"I didn't ...... Nothing!"
Xiao Zhuo, who was sobbing on the side, also held his breath, immediately pricked up his ears, and listened carefully, this kind of thing is so interesting!
Anyway, I'm ready to restore my daughter's body, thinking of this, Yao'er's anger will disappear, Rao is so, look at Yu Qizi's virtue, Yao'er still can't help but say: "You, it's really not enough......
Yu Qi hurriedly said: "I know, I know, I'm more than defeated!" ”
As soon as Hua Gu turned around, the water of the Yangtze River and the Yellow River flowed backwards. Don't be afraid, as long as you support us Xiaoxiao, Hua Gu will not come to you, (*^__^*) hehe......