Chapter 341: Hurry up
Reading is so cool, Zhou Yan smiled.
This girl called Xiao Xiaofeng no longer has any need to live the life of a thief in the worried and dangerous society before!
Zhou Yan picked up the phone: "Xiao Xiaofeng, I have already read your book just now." ”
"How?" Xiao Xiaofeng smiled: "I wrote exactly the way you sued me, don't tell me that I don't look good-even if it's really not good-looking, you have to be subtle." Hahaha......"
It seems that Xiao Xiaofeng doesn't have much confidence in what he writes.
Otherwise, she wouldn't have said the last word.
Zhou Yan nodded: "Let's put it this way-after reading what you wrote, I'm ready to say goodbye to the literary world." ”
Xiao Xiaofeng was shocked: "Why? How can this be? ”
Zhou Yan said: "After reading what you wrote, I think that there are really talented people from all generations, each with hundreds of years. The world is yours and ours. But at the end of the day, it's young people like you. It is time for us old men to retire and make room for you. ”
Xiao Xiaofeng spat and said: "Don't fool me that I have no culture, the sentence just now is about who the world is, and the final summary is that the world is grandchildren!" ”
Xiao Xiaofeng said: "You guy, you are scolding me for being a grandson?" ”
Zhou Yan smiled: "I don't mean that, you misunderstood - my work will be very busy in the future, after writing "Rebirth Planning Supreme", I am very likely to quit the novel world, and when the time comes, the title of the emerging god will definitely fall on your head." What you wrote is really amazing! If your novel is online, I'll be the first to give it to the leader! ”
Xiao Xiaofeng turned his anger into joy and said, "What do you mean." My book is not bad? Have the potential to become a god? ”
Zhou Yan nodded affirmatively: "If the whole text is like the first ten chapters." At least not far from my novel! ”
Xiao Xiaofeng said happily: "That relationship is good." I'll sign up for an account at the starting point and publish the novel. ”
Zhou Yan said: "This is not in a hurry, the manuscript in my hand is only 20,000 words, which is not enough." If you need at least 100,000 words or more, it is safer to send it again - the old people who started from the beginning know that if you don't have 100,000 words in hand, you will start publishing, and if you encounter an emergency, you will stop changing. ”
Zhou Yan continued: "And breaking off the update is the ultimate mistake that is the easiest to lose readers!" (Moe Hunt touches his hair.) exclaimed: "It turns out that the manuscript must have 100,000 words? What's the matter if I only have two chapters in my manuscript? Haha......")
Xiao Xiaofeng nodded and said, "Don't say anything, I'll continue to code words!" Strive to code 100,000 words within three days! ”
Zhou Yan said: "You go to be busy, well, tomorrow the winter melon will come over, I will talk to her about you, if you are free, you can also meet you." ”
……
It's night, there's nothing to say.
The next day, Zhou Yan slept until he woke up naturally.
Anyway, Professor Su gave himself a month's vacation, why don't you sleep when you're idle?
As the saying goes, sleep until you wake up naturally. Counting hand cramps is the highest state of life.
Zhou Yan has now achieved at least the first point.
Counting money or anything has nothing to do with him.
Rich people now. Who will count the money themselves?
Counting money or something is the work of the bank's low-level employees or corporate accountants!
"Hmm." Zhou Yan originally wanted to sleep for a while, but when he remembered that he was going over to pick up the winter melon, he got up.
He called Jiang Ju: "Honey, are you up?" ”
Jiang Ju said lazily: "I got up early, and I just put on my makeup - today's makeup is beautiful!" ”
She smiled: "I'm sure you'll be ashamed of yourself when you see that beautiful editor-in-chief." ”
Zhou Yan hurriedly sent it over: "Our ju'er, but she is naturally beautiful without makeup, she doesn't wipe anything on her face, and she will stand over there." Even if Sister Chang'e falls from the sky and sees Ju'er, she will roll back to the moon with her face covered. ”
"Less!" Although men often praise themselves for their beauty on weekdays, when they hear the praise of their sweetheart, Jiang Ju's heart is still as sweet as honey: "You are talking about Sister Chang'e falling from the sky - her face to the ground, right?" ”
Zhou Yan said embarrassedly: "Your statement is not kind, if you hit the ground with your face, can you still see it?" Definitely not, maybe it's a fart. I can't say for sure. Hahaha......"
Abundant. Milk. Fat. Buttocks have always been the requirements of all men in the world for perfect women.
It's not that men are naturally interested in these two parts.
This view has been handed down since the time of primitive society.
It's an evolutionary law of biology, not that men have a special fondness for these two positions.
In other words, even if there is a special love, it is because these two places meet the ultimate requirements for biological reproduction and evolution!
Abundant. Milk.
If there is no abundance here, where will the child be born with milk? Even if you drink so-and-so milk, so-and-so goat's milk - let's not talk about whether there are additives, prohibited ingredients and the like, people. Milk is the best food for children!
(I heard that Albert Einstein, the most intelligent person in the world, ate it.) I don't know if it's true or not, but this rumor is groundless and not necessarily without cause. At least illustrate, cannibalism. Children who eat a lot of milk will be smarter! )
Fat. Buttocks.
Experienced readers should know that this thing grows big, in addition to looking particularly pleasing to the eye, and the hand ~ feeling is particularly comfortable.
The biggest benefit is that it is easy to give birth!
Definitely not a difficult birth!
Buttocks. The part is large, the bone ~ pelvis is relatively large, and the production is naturally much easier and more enjoyable!
Uh-huh, stop.
Said for a long time. Milk. Fat. The benefits of buttocks, but what does this have to do with our novels?
It turned out that Zhou Yan thought with bad taste, if Sister Chang'e fell from the moon, her buttocks. If the part lands on the ground, will it put the buttocks. The impact became the world's largest ~ hip?
Jiang Ju smiled: "Don't tease you, I'll go out immediately." Well, I'm waiting for you at the main school gate. Hurry up! ”
She used one word: hurry.
In fact, even if she didn't say it, Zhou Yan understood this truth.
Men and women go on dates, and women can be as late as they want.
As long as the man arrives before the man has a little last patience, everyone will be able to quickly reveal the matter.
After all, beauty is what you have to wait for.
But if a man is late, even if he is only a minute late, it is absolutely not okay!
Let the woman stand alone and delicately, what's the matter!
Absolutely no! (Speaking of which, Meng Hunt remembered that he made an appointment with his wife to go shopping a few days ago, and was a little late...... Don't talk about it, it's all tears! (To be continued......)