The new book Tianxian Agent, a very interesting story.

Brief introduction:

Xiang Tian took over a big business and introduced jobs to those immortals who were idle and came to the mortal world.

Who would have thought:

Hua Tuo is noisy and shouting as long as the patient; Chang'e is peerless, and she wants to open a pet shop; Erlang God aspires to become a movie actor, and he doesn't act if he is not a handsome guy or a big producer; If you want to say that the second senior brother is the easiest to satisfy, he will go wherever there are many beautiful women, and he will never look at it.

……

In the face of this group of troublemakers, Xiang Tian swore to the sky: I must make the best use of everything, let Hua Tuo be the killer, let Chang'e be the star, and let Erlang God be the king of soldiers, as for the second senior brother, the hotel chef seems to be more suitable for him!

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Chapter 1: Big Business Comes to the Door

Brilliance Building, Heyuan City, adjacent to Yannan University, is a commercial and residential building.

The sound of a quarrel could be heard in Room 803 from a distance.

"Boss, what kind of bullshit job you introduced, you were commanded by the boss, Lao Tzu is a part-time worker, not his slave. Lao Tzu has resigned, pay me the wages!"

Looking at the young man in front of him who was angry and waving his fists and wanted to hit someone, Xiang Tian casually dug his nostrils and said lightly: "Brother, it's not kind to say that." The contract is clearly written, the company is only responsible for introducing the work, and it's your business to do it badly, how can you blame me? Besides, you are going to work, not to be an uncle, and if the manager arranges a little work, you will grind and chirp, and you should be your father when everyone else? ”

"What do you say? Bastard, return the money immediately. Otherwise, Lao Tzu will sue you for fraud! ”

The young man became more and more annoyed, and the spat star almost sprayed on Xiang Tian's face.

Xiang Tian waved his hand in annoyance: "For the sake of you being a student, I don't have the same knowledge as you." If you want to call the police, you can call and pay if you want to find a job. As for returning the money. Don't even think about it. The gate is behind you, don't send. ”

The kid in front of him didn't do a good job, but scolded the manager and almost got into a fight, but Xiang Tian didn't teach him a lesson, and he was already very restrained.

The eyes are facing each other. The young man clenched his fists and let go, gritted his teeth and said, "Bastard, the hundred yuan will be left for you to buy a coffin!" ”

"Hehe, I'm an orphan, why am I afraid of death?"

In the face of such a curse, Xiang Tian didn't even blink his eyelids, and he didn't care.

"Count you ruthless, wait for me."

The young man left in a huff, and Xiang Tian glanced at the door. Slowly shook his head: "Young people now, why are they so irritable?" ”

As soon as the voice fell, the mobile phone rang suddenly. He touched his phone and looked at it, and a bit of solemnity immediately appeared on his cynical face.

"Hey, Aunt Li, I'm Xiaotian."

"Xiao God, Xiaobao was diagnosed with leukemia, and the doctor asked to prepare money in advance, about more than 200,000 yuan, do you have any way?" A worried voice came from the phone.

Xiang Tian listened. Teng stood up: "Don't worry, the money is on me." ”

"Xiaotian, you just graduated, and you definitely won't be able to come up with so much money. Auntie just wanted to ask. Looking at our situation, can you ask the TV station to report on it? ”

"It should work." Xiang Tian thought for a while, and then said, "I'll go to the hospital later, let's discuss." ”

After comforting Aunt Li a few more words, Xiang Tian hung up the phone and took out half a box of cigarettes. One by one, they twitched. Suddenly, his brow almost wrinkled.

He became an orphan at the age of eight and was pulled up by Aunt Li.

However, he has a strong personality and a spirit of not admitting defeat. After working for a year, relying on the 30,000 yuan saved by frugality, he opened this small employment agency.

He said that he was an employment agency, but in fact, he was the only employee and boss.

It was because of this experience that he realized how important money is.

Especially in addition to his own expenses, he has to remit a part of Aunt Li every month, so that he has always been overstretched, and he is often scolded and cursed by a group of students for a hundred yuan in intermediary fees.

After not knowing how long, half a box of cigarettes had disappeared and the room was covered with a thick layer of smoke, he stood up, took out his bank card from the drawer, and decided to go to the hospital.

Kari had 20,000 yuan, which was all his savings, but he couldn't care about that much.

After packing up, Xiang Tian walked to the door, the door suddenly opened, and a middle-aged man with a majestic appearance and a suitcase came in.

"I'm sorry, someone in my family is sick and won't do business today."

Xiang Tian looked up at the middle-aged man, and a little surprise flashed in his eyes.

The two were only two meters apart, and the strange thing was that the middle-aged man gave him a feeling of shadow, so that he couldn't see clearly.

The middle-aged man walked to the desk without saying a word, put the suitcase on the table, and opened it with a click. Then, the suitcase turned around and headed towards Xiang Tian.

With just one glance, Xiang Tian's eyes widened in an instant, his mouth wide open, and he was dumbfounded.

A box full of money, exuding a charming halo.

"It's-"

Xiang Tian took a deep breath, suppressed his pounding heart, and asked stupidly, "What do you mean?" For me? ”

Unexpectedly, the middle-aged man nodded: "To be precise, as long as you take over the task and sign the contract, the money is all yours, and it's just a deposit." ”

Hearing this, Xiang Tian shivered and suddenly came to his senses.

The money in that box is at least three or four hundred thousand, and there is no doubt that it is enough to pay for Xiaobao's treatment. But the so-called dedication to nothing, either treachery or theft, pie in the sky, he no longer believes in this kind of thing since he was sensible.

Besides, how can someone who can take out hundreds of thousands at once, how can he need the help of a small person like him?

"I'm sorry, I'm just a small person, I'm afraid I can't help you." Struggling to look away, trying not to look at the money, Xiang Tian said with difficulty: "The pie is too big, I'm afraid of being stoned to death!" ”

"Hehe, since I'm here for you, I'm sure you can do it." The middle-aged man smiled: "And the task is not difficult, a few guys will come to Heyuan City to look for a job in a few days, you just need to make them satisfied." ”

"It's as simple as that?"

Xiang Tian's face was full of suspicion, and he said in his heart that it was too simple, right?

After starting a business for a year, I worked in an employment agency. To put it bluntly, with a three-inch tongue and diligence, Yannan University is three kilometers away. There is no company that he can't attack.

"It's that simple." The middle-aged man said seriously.

Xiang Tian looked at the middle-aged man for a moment, then glanced at the red ticket, and a thought suddenly popped up in his mind: Could it be that the young master of the family is so idle that he has to experience the life of ordinary people. This is the **** luck?

Rich people don't all like this kind of tune.

The more he thought about it, the more it was like that, and then he thought of Xiaobao in the hospital, he gritted his teeth: "Okay, I agreed." ”

Four hundred thousand is an irresistible temptation. He has already decided that even if he doesn't do anything this year, he will serve those young masters and young ladies comfortably, so that they can feel at home, and it is worth the trip.

Seeing Xiang Tian agree, the middle-aged man suddenly had an extra contract in his hand, "This is a contract, you take a look first." If that's all right, sign it! ”

"Oh, good."

Hundreds of thousands of big business involved. And it was just a deposit, Xiang Tian didn't dare to slack off, and took it carefully. The contract was made of some material, neither paper nor cloth, but it was warm to the touch and extremely smooth.

"Tsk, you really deserve to be rich, and even the contract materials are so different."

Xiang Tianzi has seen real rich people, but he only thought that people were like this, so he didn't pay attention to it at all. Open the contract. The content is simple.

The first is his task: to introduce people with special tokens to work, and to satisfy them.

The second item is related to remuneration: the signing fee is 400,000 yuan, and the contract is paid. Introduce a successful first job, if the customer is satisfied. Remuneration is calculated separately and is guaranteed to be not less than the deposit.

If the customer requests to change jobs, he can change it indefinitely within one year, unconditionally, and can refuse after one year.

Seeing the second one, Xiang Tian was already trembling. I was excited and felt the urge to pee.

As long as the customer is satisfied with the first job, the remuneration is not less than the deposit? In other words, even if he only succeeds once a month, he is not far from becoming a CEO, winning to marry Bai Fumei, and reaching the pinnacle of ginseng.

As for the latter sentence, he completely ignored it.

400,000 yuan, even if you change jobs every day, it's no problem.

After the excitement, he looked at the last item, the responsibilities and obligations of both parties.

As soon as he finished reading the first article, he was taken aback, and suddenly looked up at the middle-aged man, "Within three years, if the customer dies, the life expectancy of the contractor will be reduced by fifty years, are you sure it's not a joke?" ”

As the chairman and CEO of Feiyue Employment Agency, he has signed hundreds of contracts for more than a year, but this is the first time he has heard of such a punishment condition.

If the other party's brain is fine, he has reason to believe that this content is clearly a pastime for himself.

Death, life loss, these two are connected, not a pastime?

He's an employment agency, not a crematorium.

Xiang Tian's face was ugly, and he glared angrily at the middle-aged man, but the middle-aged man said disapprehantly: "It's nothing." It is clearly written in the contract that with the exception of accidental death and suicide, only homicide counts. ”

"This?"

Xiang Tian was speechless, and said that he was killed? Is there still a danger to life? He frowned and thought for a moment, gradually realizing that this request was not so difficult.

First, the family is a rich kid playing the world, there must be a large number of bodyguards, and he doesn't need to worry about it at all, and secondly, what? Fifty years of life reduction, what kind of strange breach of contract liability is this? It's like nothing!

Thinking of this, he smiled awkwardly at the middle-aged man, lowered his head and continued to look at the contract: "The second article of the liability for breach of contract must satisfy the customer, and within a year, if the customer is still not satisfied, the life expectancy will be reduced by ten years." ”

"Life reduction again? The world of the rich, we mortals really don't understand! ”

Xiang Tian shook his head and didn't take it seriously.

"After the breach of Article 3, after one year, if the customer is satisfied, the contractor will be given a life span of ten years and a mysterious reward." Note: The maximum period for obtaining a mystery reward is one year, and it can also be given in advance if the customer agrees. ’”

Obviously, the second and third articles are the requirements and special rewards for Xiang Tian.

From the first job, no matter how many jobs are introduced within a year, the customer must be satisfied after the expiration date. If you are satisfied, you will increase your life span by 10 years and get a mystery package, and if you are not satisfied, you will lose your life span by 10 years.

The contract has a small number of words, and the content is simple and clear, as long as you know the words, you can understand it.

After reading it once, Xiang Tian was a little uneasy, read it again, and made sure that he understood it completely, and even every word and punctuation mark was no problem, so he put down the contract.

"I've seen the contract. Basically, no problem. ”

Xiang Tianqiang endured his excitement and said calmly.

In fact, he wants to say that it's not just a problem, it's just a super pie!

There is no refund treaty. There is no compensation treaty, only an inexplicable reduction in life expectancy. Reduce your life, reduce your sister's life? Only an idiot would believe it.

If it weren't for the sake of a long stream, there would be no problem even if you were greedy for a deposit. Of course, the premise is that you can avoid being chased by others. And it's guaranteed not to be caught.

The middle-aged man nodded when he heard this: "Since there is no problem, let's sign a contract!" ”

Chapter 2 Smooth Signing

After reading the contract, everything is fine.

Xiang Tian no longer hesitated, touched the pen and was about to sign, when he suddenly heard the middle-aged man say: "Ordinary pen and ink can't do it, you can only use your blood." ”

"Really?"

The corners of Xiang Tian's mouth twitched, and his face was full of suspicion: Signed with blood, is this product sick? But for the sake of 400,000 and more 400,000 later, he decided to endure it.

The conscience of heaven and earth, the age of twenty years. Everyone is looking for a girlfriend, spending the moon before and after, you and I are nong, but he works hard and keeps the empty house alone, in the final analysis, it's not that he has no money!

Now, as long as the contract is signed, there is no doubt that his life will be completely changed.

Thinking of this, he went into the kitchen and took out a fruit knife, gritted his teeth and cut his fingers. Blood as a pigment. Write your name in the signature field.

The material of the contract is very special, as if it can absorb blood. The blood fell on it and disappeared in an instant, leaving only a faint layer of blood.

Finish writing the last word. Xiang Tian looked at it carefully: The dragon flies and the phoenix dances, and the handwriting is good.

For no reason, he suddenly had a wonderful feeling in his heart. It felt inexplicable, but it was like losing something and gaining something.

"Suspicious."

Xiang Tian shook his head self-deprecatingly, and handed the contract to the middle-aged man: "You take the contract." I'm not going to stay. ”

"The contract is useless to me, you can keep it for yourself!" The middle-aged man refused.

Xiang Tian breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, such a precious contract was still in his hands. Otherwise, if people regret it, they will leave it in red and white, and they will not be afraid of lawsuits.

After signing the contract, and the middle-aged man was so easy to speak, Xiang Tian couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, looked around, and there was a strong hope in his eyes.

With this 400,000 yuan, Xiaobao can be discharged from the hospital in good health, and he can continue his career. Well, first of all, you have to recruit a few employees, and you are not an art school girl, and you don't want to be a non-class flower.

After being a CEO for more than half a year, we are finally no longer alone.

Xiang Tian suddenly wanted to hug someone and cry.

"Someone will come to you early tomorrow morning, and you will try to meet his requirements as long as you can, according to the terms of the contract."

The middle-aged man obviously had no intention of staying, "Also, I must remind you that you have done all the bad things in your last life, and you have sinned so much that you are young and lonely, and you can only live to be twenty-five years old. But God has the virtue of a good life, and whether you can change your fate depends on your performance. ”

After speaking, without waiting for Xiang Tian to react, the middle-aged man strode towards the door and disappeared.

Xiang Tian didn't pay attention to the last sentence of the middle-aged man. There are too many times when people are cursed, if you take it seriously every time, just don't live and wait for the end of the world!

Besides, you say that living to twenty-five is twenty-five, who are you to be? The Jade Emperor or the Lord of Yama?

Staring at the box of money, Xiang Tian rubbed his face fiercely, until his cheeks were red, and then he grinned and laughed out loud.

"Haha, Lao Tzu is finally rich, and he will get richer and richer."

"Liu Yunxi, I didn't dare to chase you before, but now, I must bow down under your pomegranate skirt. No, it's going to make you fall under my jeans. ”

“……”

What is called getting rich overnight, this is called getting rich overnight, at least in Xiang Tian's opinion.

Walking on the street, Xiang Tian looked left and right with a suitcase, and his expression was as if he would be assassinated at any time. finally insisted on going to the bank, depositing money, applying for a card, and when he came out again, he was already full of ease.

ICU ward area of Heyuan People's Hospital.

Xiang Tian hurriedly came, turned out of the corridor, and soon saw a middle-aged woman sitting on the bench.

The woman was dressed in shabby clothes, staring ahead, her eyes blank.

"Auntie, how is Xiaobao?"

Xiang Tian walked over quickly, squatted down in front of the woman, and asked out loud.

Hearing someone speak, Li Juan's eyes moved, and she gradually became more angry. Look at Xiang Tian clearly. She stretched out her hand and gently rubbed Xiang Tian's hair, tears raining down.

"Xiaotian, you're here."

"Hmm."

Xiang Tian barely smiled. "Don't worry, I just received a big order and earned 400,000 yuan at once, which is enough to pay for Xiaobao's hospitalization. Not to mention the hospitalization fee, we will eat it in the future. Drink spicy, it's all fine. ”

"Really, really?" Li Juan was stunned when she heard this, and her tearful eyes instantly lit up: "Xiaotian, you won't be lying to Auntie, right?" ”

"How can you!" Xiang Tian took out the bank card, "Auntie, look, there are 300,000 yuan in the card, it's not enough to ask me again." ”

Look at the bank card, and then look at Xiang Tian, Li Juan covered her face with her hands. His body trembled slowly, and he let out a somewhat muffled sob.

Seeing this, Xiang Tian resisted the urge to shed tears and looked away. In a somewhat blurred line of sight, the figure of a young girl walked slowly.

Liu Yunxi is a student at Yannan University.

Like all the proud girls of the sky, she can be said to be a collection of thousands of favors, outstanding appearance, national color and fragrance, and became one of the school flowers when she first entered the school. The family is superior, and it is said that he is the successor of a large group in Heyuan City.

Remove these identities, both explicit and implicit. In Li Juan's eyes, she is a beautiful girl with a gentle temperament and often comes to the house to volunteer to help.

In Xiang Tian's eyes, she is like the legendary goddess. High up and never touched.

Xiang Tian wiped the corners of his eyes, made sure that there were no hallucinations, and hurriedly got up and greeted: "Are you here?" ”

"Hmm. How is Xiaobao? ”

Because he often went to Li Juan's house to do voluntary labor, Liu Yunxi and Xiang Tian met a few times. has no good impression of this ordinary young man. There is no disgust, at most it is just recognition.

"Auntie said it was leukemia and might need a bone marrow transplant." After Xiang Tian finished speaking, he added: "I also just came, and the specific situation is not clear." ”

Liu Yunxi frowned slightly, and saw Li Juan hiding her face with her hands, she took out a tissue and persuaded in a soft voice: "Auntie, I have called on the Youth Association to donate to Xiaobao." If it's not enough, I'll go home and get some. ”

Xiang Tian shook his head and said, "You don't have to worry about the operation fee, I have already made it up." ”

"Got it all together?"

Liu Yunxi looked at Xiang Tian, and a little surprise flashed in her pretty eyes. Although she is not familiar with Xiang Tian, she can also see that Xiang Tian is definitely not that kind of rich person.

For the general public, the cost of bone marrow transplantation is not insignificant.

"yes!" Xiang Tian straightened his chest without a trace, and said casually: "I took a big business today, and the deposit alone is 400,000 yuan." ”

After saying this, the inferiority complex that has been haunting my heart seems to have suddenly disappeared without a trace. He even wanted to shout a word to express his inner excitement.

Liu Yunxi thought for a while and said softly: "It's not easy to do business now, otherwise, let's be half of us?" ”

Xiang Tian didn't answer directly, but said something incoherent: "I didn't tell you before, like Xiaobao, I am a child adopted by Aunt Li. ”

Liu Yunxi Bingxue was smart and instantly understood what Xiang Tian meant. She was slightly stunned, and her expression was a little strange: "I'm sorry." ”

"It's okay."

Liu Yunxi nodded at him and continued to comfort Li Juan.

After a while, Li Juan finally regained her composure, she held Liu Yunxi's hand, looked at Li Fan again, and said sincerely: "Xiaotian, Yunxi, you are all good children." ”

"Auntie, I just did what I had to do." Liu Yunxi wiped Li Juan's face with a tissue and said, "Medicine is very developed now, as long as it is detected in time, leukemia can be cured, so you don't have to worry." ”

"Auntie understands."

Li Juan sighed and said with some self-reproach: "It's all my fault." As early as the year before last, the government wanted to send my children to a welfare home, but I was reluctant to let them go, so I never agreed. Seeing them grow up day by day, I thought, when they all get married, I will also unload this burden, who knew that this kind of thing would happen. ”

"Auntie, it's not your fault." Liu Yunxi's eyes were slightly red, and she said with admiration: "Compared to the welfare home, they actually want to be with you more." ”

When Xiang Tian heard this, he suddenly interjected: "Auntie, Xiaobao's matter, do they know about Huzi?" ”

Li Juan's eyes were gloomy and she shook her head.

"Didn't tell them?" Seeing this, Xiang Tian's eyes narrowed slightly, and he followed closely: "I heard that Huzi has found his parents, and his family background is quite good, do you know?" ”

Huzi said that his parents were strict and couldn't go out for the time being. Xiaojun's phone shows an empty number. Li Juan said in a trembling voice.

"And this?"

Xiang Tian was stunned, took out his mobile phone and dialed two numbers, one of which showed an empty number. A shutdown. He frowned, and his face gradually became more angry: "Bastard, ungrateful things, Lao Tzu can't spare you!" ”

Li Juan said softly: "They have grown up. Even if you need to support yourself, you have to get married and have children, and you definitely don't have enough money. And, and as long as they are doing well, the aunt is already satisfied. ”

Xiang Tian paused. After being silent for a long time, he said faintly: "I, Xiang Tian, swear: within a year, I will definitely let you come back and beg Aunt Li." ”

To be precise, Li Juan's house is more like a family-style orphanage, such as Xiang Tian, Xiaobao, and Huzi, all of which are Li Juan's adopted children.

Li Juan once had a child, who fell into the water and died when she was ten years old.

Her man couldn't stand the blow and ran away from home. never returned, and Li Juan was also deeply shocked, and it was then that she met Xiang Tian, who was begging on the street.

That year, Xiang Tian was only nine years old.

Later, Li Juan adopted Xiang Tian first, and then adopted more than ten children one after another. Among them, there are both orphans like Xiang Tian and sick children who have been abandoned.

In short, Li Juan is great.

At least in Xiang Tian's heart. She's definitely the greatest one.

Liu Yunxi observed the words and looks, and was also suddenly in his heart. She quietly squeezed Li Juan's hand and said softly, "Auntie, good people have good rewards." Xiaobao will definitely get better. ”

Li Juan's expression was sluggish, and after a long time, she said to Liu Yunxi: "Good boy, it's not too early, you guys go back first!" ”。

Liu Yunxi looked out the window, got up and said, "Auntie." I'll come back to see you tomorrow. With that, she nodded at Xiang Tian and turned to leave.

After Liu Yunxi left, Xiang Tian did not say goodbye and did not return to the company until the second half of the night.

He originally wanted Li Juan to go back to rest, he stayed in the hospital, and after all, this was an intensive care unit, and the nurses were on duty 24 hours a day, so it was not necessary for his family to wait.

But Li Juan was unwilling to live or die, and after some discussion, Li Juan finally compromised. However, she was still a little uneasy, and only agreed to rest for the first half of the night.

The next day, Xiang Tian slept until nine o'clock before waking up in a daze. Turning over and getting out of bed, he walked into the bathroom wearing only a pair of briefs, put water to wash his face and brush his teeth.

After doing this, he had just walked to the door of the bathroom when a lewd old face suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Mom!"

This is his own home, and the door is locked, it is conceivable that Xiang Tiandeng screamed in fright, took a few steps back, and sat on the ground.

"I'm grass, who are you? How did you get in? ”

The old man smiled, raised his hand and threw out a seal: "Boy, look at this and you will understand." ”

It's sunny outside, so naturally there can't be ghosts. Moreover, this old man is full of silver hair and thin body, and at first glance he is not the kind of strong man who fights thousands of armies.

Like him, a big man, are you still afraid that an old man will not succeed?

Xiang Tian quickly calmed down, he caught the seal and looked at it, suddenly bounced up, and rushed to the desk.

Taking out yesterday's agreement, Xiang Tian stared at the pattern above the agreement, and then looked at the seal in his hand, his eyes gradually brightened.

After half a sound, he took a deep breath, suddenly turned his head to look at the old man, and showed a smile that was brighter than the sun: "Dear uncle, contemptible Xiang Tian, I am happy to serve you." ”

Customer, come to the door!

Chapter 3 Old Husband Hua Tuo

In Lu Fan's eyes, the old man in front of him was not a person at all, but a stack of red, beloved tickets, exuding a light that was enough to turn all beings upside down.

As for being taken aback by him just now, and his butt still hurts a little, what is that? Can it be more important than Grandpa Mao? Can it be more important than catching up with Liu Yunxi?

Even the old man's wrinkled, somewhat obscene old face seemed to him to be kind and respectful.

"Hmph, boy, Emperor of Heaven—" The old man knew that he had lost his words, and hurriedly corrected: "You know the content of the contract, right?" ”

"Of course, of course."

Xiang Tian was full of smiles, dragged the chair and put it behind the old man, how attentive and attentive he was: "Uncle, please take a seat." Drink tea or not? Smoker not? Would you like a glass of juice? ”

To be honest, he was actually quite confused. I thought the customer was a rich man, but I didn't expect it to be an old man. Well, whoever it is, anyway, just give money.

Strangely, the old man did not sit down, but began to observe Xiang Tian. Up and down, left and right, only to see him hairy all over his body, goosebumps scurrying.

The key is that he is wearing a pair of underwear now, and he is being looked at by an uncle with a lewd face. It's okay to be really tired of it.

"Uncle, can you let me put on my clothes first?"

Xiang Tian covered the key parts with his hands and said shyly.

"No, that's how you can see clearly."

The old man squinted at him. The face became more and more weird.

"Nima? What's the situation? ”

Xiang Tian was so frightened that he retreated again and again, eager to flee in the wilderness.

Just when he was about to take it anymore, the old man suddenly showed a distressed expression, and said categorically: "You are sick!" ”

"My day, you're sick!"

Xiang Tian almost scolded. However, he quickly held back and made a deaf look.

"Boy, I see that your eyes are blank, your pupils are slightly red, your lips are white and your tongue is yellow, which is a disease of yin qi stagnation and lack of yang qi. Wait for the old man to prescribe medicine for you, rest for two more days, and keep the medicine until the illness is cured. The old man stroked his beard and said seriously.

Xiang Tian was speechless. resisted the urge to do it and asked: "Uncle, I'll talk about it later, let's fulfill the contract first!" By the way, uncle's surname? ”

"Old man Hua Tuo." The old man said proudly.

"Who? Flowers? Xiang Tian clasped his ears, thinking that he had heard something wrong.

The old man glared, and said word by word: "Hua Tuo, Hua Tuo's Hua, Hua Tuo's Hua." ”

"Huh?"

Xiang Tian took a breath and asked tentatively, "Have the same name as Hua Tuo, a famous Chinese doctor?" ”

Of course, he knew who Hua Tuo was, but everyone had been dead for two thousand years. Obviously, it is impossible to come back to life, but it is more likely to have the same name.

"So to speak." Hua Tuo thought for a moment and nodded.

"I see. Uncle Hua, what job are you looking for? ”

Xiang Tian rubbed his hands. Some embarrassed said: "It stands to reason that at your age, the most important thing you should do is to tease your grandchildren and take care of your old age." In terms of work, it's really hard to find! ”

Hearing this, Hua Tuo's beard was upturned with excitement. He grabbed Xiang Tian's shoulders with both hands. He shouted hoarsely: "Patient, I want patients, the more the better, the more incurable diseases the better." For 2,000 years, the old man has no medical skills, but he has never saved a patient. ”

"Patients? Do you want to be a doctor? Xiang Tian obviously ignored the second half of the old man's sentence, and asked with a surprised face: "Uncle, do you have a medical qualification certificate?" ”

"Medical qualifications, what's that?" Hua Tuo asked curiously.

"So it's nothing."

Xiang Tian suddenly had a headache, if he wanted to talk about other jobs, he couldn't do it, and the slightest carelessness was his life. If something goes wrong, he won't be able to eat and walk around.

Hua Tuo probably saw the importance of the medical qualification certificate, but waved his hand disapprovingly: "The old man's medical skills, you can definitely rest assured." As for what qualifications, it doesn't matter! ”

"I'm relieved."

Xiang Tian smiled bitterly: "Uncle, why don't we change jobs?" ”

"No, I can't. If there is no patient, I will give you a bad review right now and reduce your life expectancy by ten years. Hua Tuo glared angrily, and there was no room for negotiation. After speaking, he suddenly smiled: "But if you make me satisfied, the old man will teach you what he has learned all his life, how about it?" ”

Xiang Tian stared at Hua Tuo, his brows furrowing tighter and tighter.

Being a doctor is definitely not good, because he doesn't believe it at all, the old man in front of him knows medical skills, but the contract is there, and the first business is ruined, which is even more difficult for him to accept.

"Damn, I know there's no pie in the sky. The first customer is so troublesome, let alone later? ”

Xiang Tian's brain teaser was in a hurry, and after thinking for a moment, his heart suddenly moved, and he smiled at Hua Tuo and said, "Uncle, it's not impossible to be a doctor, but human life is at stake, I have to test your medical skills first, right?" ”

"Nonsense. Although the patient is called, as long as there is still a breath of air, the old man guarantees that the medicine will cure the disease. Hua Tuo's face was full of confidence, and when he talked about curing a disease, it seemed that it was easier than eating and drinking.

The more Hua Tuo was like this, the more Xiang Tian couldn't believe it. He continued: "But we have to say in advance that the patient is my little brother, and it is a serious illness, and ordinary people cannot be cured at all. ”

Hua Tuo was overjoyed when he heard this, and grabbed Xiang Tian's arm: "Hurry up, let's go." ”

"Wait." Xiang Tian hurriedly added: "It's okay to treat the disease, but there is one condition that you must agree." ”

"Okay, well, as long as there are patients, it's easy to say what the conditions are." Hua Tuo patted his chest and replied.

Xiang Tian smiled and said, "You listen well." My condition is that if you are not 100% sure, you will never be able to do hands-on therapy, and if your level of self-consciousness is not enough, then you will agree to change jobs, and you must be satisfied. ”

Hua Tuo smiled proudly: "Boy, if it was two thousand years ago, there was indeed a disease that the old man couldn't overcome, but now? Hehe, even if he doesn't use immortal arts, as long as he still has a breath, with the silver needle in his hand, the old man will bring him back to life. ”

"What a mess, it's two thousand years ago, it's still immortal, you really think you're Hua Tuo!"

Xiang Tian was speechless.

Hua Tuo saw that Xiang Tian didn't believe it, and his straight beard was upturned, "Boy, hearing is false, seeing is believing." Without further ado, go now. If it can't be cured, the old man will get out of the way immediately, and what he promised you will not be missing. ”

"Wait."

"What are you going to do?"

Hua Tuo glared, eager to eat Xiang Tian.

"Uncle, you have to let me put on my clothes!"

Xiang Tian said helplessly.

He felt that if he stayed with Hua Tuo for a long time, he would even become a psychotic with himself.

"Go, go, go."

Hua Tuo waved his hand impatiently, and his old face was full of disgust.

He didn't even give Xiang Tian time to eat, waited for him to change his clothes, and dragged him straight to the hospital. Along the way, Hua Tuo looked left and right, looking curious.

"Boy, what's that?"

"Display."

"What's that guy holding in his hand?"

Xiang Tian lowered his head and looked defeated: "Tablet." After speaking, he followed up and added: "Uncle, have you not been out for decades?" ”

"What do you kid know, old man, this is called living to be old and learning to be old." Hua Tuo said as a matter of course.

"Okay, that makes sense."

Xiang Tian looked helpless, and said with a wry smile while paying: "The destination has arrived, Uncle Hua Tuo, please get off!" (To be continued.) )

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