Chapter 339: The Buying and Selling of Twenty-Five Cows and Grandpa She
"Uncle, this road is not right, if you go further, you will have to go over the mountain." People from other villages are from the woods in front of the ancestral house into the woods, although I don't know where this strange grandfather came from, but he did not go out of the woods but took us to the back mountain, Cao Jun saw that the ox cart was about to go up the mountain, felt a little weird, is this strange grandfather not a person?
"That's right, if you go around the mountain, it will take you three hours more, and our village is on the other side of the mountain."
"Uncle, this is all out of the market, why didn't you say it earlier if you are from a neighboring city."
"Did you say you were still going? What's wrong with the neighboring city, across a mountain is the neighboring city, and if the mountain is demolished, we are just a neighboring village! ”
"Yes, it's a neighboring village, but this neighboring village is a little far away, not only does it cross the city, but you also let us cross the province without paying attention."
"Why is it so serious, where is it across the province, don't lie to me an old man, my family is hundreds of miles away from the city, much farther than going to your village."
"Yes, but it's true that the map is across provinces, and that mountain is the border line."
"Really?"
"Really, if this is a highway, it should be tolled."
"Then I didn't charge when I came!"
"Don't worry, I'm on this wild road, unless I encounter a road cut, otherwise I don't have to ......" Cao Jun's mouth really gave full play to the crow's mouth ability, and as soon as he finished speaking, he left without charging and the masked person who blocked the road appeared.
"Look, you don't know what we're doing? If you have the money to pay, you don't have the money to lie down and get out, otherwise you have to lie here. The man who stood in the way was also unkind, and took out a dagger and dangled it at us.
"Dude, did you just do this?" Cao Jun asked him politely
"What? Comments? When you see me, you don't stop looking for death? "I only saw it when he said that. The strange grandfather continued to rush forward as if he didn't see him, and he was forced to retreat after being forced by an ox cart to be cool.
"Oh, we don't look for death. It's that you're dead, and I don't believe you can stand still and let the ox cart crash into it. Cao Jun found the clue and reminded the passerby to stop.
"Hey, am I behind my ears again? Who are you talking to? The strange grandfather turned his head to look at Cao Jun, and it seemed that the strange grandfather really couldn't see this man in the way.
"Don't try to lie to me, whoever obediently stops and lets the cow hit is a fool!" This man is so shrewd that he deserves to be driven by an ox cart.
"Well, if you don't believe it, forget it. Keep following us, we're going to go down. Cao Jun didn't look at him either, staring ahead.
In the end, probably because of the downhill road, the ox cart got faster and faster, and finally the man tripped over himself. After falling for a while, he was still stepped on by the ox cart, but he was a human being, a real person, and as soon as the cow's front hooves stepped on it, the strange grandfather controlled the cow to take a few steps back and leaked out of the ground to intercept the man, "Boy." You're still too tender to play this game with me, an old man. What haven't I seen in so many years? I eat more rice than you eat buns, and you dare to cut off the road? My daughter-in-law is still a goblin! Hum! ”
The strange grandfather adjusted the direction very domineeringly and continued to hurry, and the people lying on the ground were still behind us and kept wailing, "My family is a bun-making family, and there are more people who eat steamed buns than me!" This world is unfair and doesn't let people live? ”
"Uncle......" walked away before Cao Jun dared to ask, but he stopped talking, not knowing what words to use to describe his shock just now.
"What? Young people scared? ”
"No, I'm curious if what you just said about the eldest lady in the family is a goblin is true or false?"
"Really, I made an affair when I was young, and I left such a son...... Alas. It's all tears when you talk too much......"
The strange grandfather's real surname is She, and there are three generations of poor farmers in the family. is about the same age as his grandfather, and the only thing that is better than his grandfather is that he criticized others during the Cultural Revolution.
That was when he was the little head of the local Red Guards, who didn't make a mistake when he was young, he just took advantage of the Cultural Revolution to commit a little bit, so he went to kick the widow's door to dig the ancestral grave for others, or it may be that the noise was too great at that time, and he was excluded by the villagers, and the whole village played him to say that he didn't dare to go to the graveyard on the edge of the cemetery to sleep, and the propaganda at that time was to eliminate the feudal superstition of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods.
The grave guard house was left by an old bachelor, he regretted it as soon as he entered, the house was in disrepair and leaking not much wind and rain, the tattered walls were blown by the wind and still sounded, whirring and crying wolves, but he couldn't go back so early, he was also afraid of being laughed at, so he stopped hard, everything was normal in the first half of the night, but in the second half of the night, he became more and more sleepy, and finally couldn't help but lie on the table and dozed off.
I don't know how long I slept, I felt that someone was touching his face, when he opened his eyes, there was nothing in the dark room, the hand on his face was still there, but he froze, he was too scared to move, everything was open in that era, and Grandpa She was no exception, after making sure that the person who touched him was a woman, he married her in that broken house.
It was dawn, the people were gone, Grandpa She was only afraid that he hadn't met a ghost, and then Grandpa She didn't take it seriously, and even went back to the village as a joke, although they all said that he was talking nonsense, but he didn't dare to verify it, Grandpa She relied on this experience for a few more years, during which he continued to have spring dreams with that woman.
It wasn't until five or six years after the end of the Cultural Revolution that new ideas came in, Grandpa She found a matchmaker to tell him a daughter-in-law, but strange things happened, the second day after Grandpa She and the girl got married, there was a three-year-old child at his door, Grandpa She also thought that the child was lost, but when he saw that the child's neck was hanging on his neck was the ancestral treasure jade that he lost when he slept in the graveyard, Grandpa She was afraid, knowing that he slept with the goblin and even had a child, although the child's age was not consistent with the time, it may be a paternity test.
Grandpa She opened the certificate and went to the city for identification on the same day, stayed in the city for five days, and the result finally came out, the child is his, that is, the blood type is rare panda blood, anyway, it is not a common blood type for normal people.
However, this trouble also spread, after all, Grandpa She was old, and he didn't have children, so he stayed, but he stayed, but the wife that Grandpa She was marrying became a chicken that didn't lay eggs, and he didn't give birth to a child for Grandpa She, and it was lost early.
Since then, Grandpa She got married again, still no children, the woman died early, the village was not big, so no one dared to marry Grandpa She, they all said that those women were killed by fox spirits, Grandpa She was also happy, so he simply didn't marry and concentrated on taking his son.
"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)