Chapter 237: Why Shoot Me

It doesn't matter if Satsuki wants to hear it or not.

Qin Shou said straightforwardly: "On a cold winter's day, there was a beautiful girl like Yuemei, who found a frozen snake in the snow. The girl took pity on the snake, so she stuffed it into her body, and warmed the snake with her fiery body. The snake soon woke up, and the snake's body became limp. The girl was very sad, thought about it carefully, threw the snake into the snow again, and waited for the snake's body to stiffen again, the girl happily picked up the stiff snake and warmed the snake with her own body temperature again. ”

As he spoke, Qin Shou paid attention to Xiao Yue's expression.

This Xiao Yue's expression has been cold, and there is no change.

"After repeating it dozens of times, the girl blushed and turned slippery with a satisfied look and left."

Qin Shou continued, while raising his eyebrows at Xiao Yue.

"Finished?" Satsuki's expression did not change at all.

"It's over, but why didn't you react at all, didn't you understand? Don't you wonder why the girl looked satisfied in the end? ”

Looking at Xiao Yue with a surprised expression, Qin Shou was really surprised, he said it so clearly.

Xiao Yue's expression was calm, and she took a step forward and came to the edge of the square completely.

Directly in front of her was a portal, and this portal was embedded in a completely black building.

Stretched out his hand to push open the portal, and immediately his slender hand fished out of the portal, and the next moment, Xiao Yue's hand had an extra covered helmet.

"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, I'll put this on when I'm done."

Throw the helmet to Qin Shou as soon as possible.

The weight of the helmet is not light, and Qin Shou naturally sank down when he grabbed the photo: "I'll go, I'm afraid this helmet weighs forty or fifty pounds, what are you doing with this thing on your head?" Yuemei, tell me first, what kind of training is it, I have a good mental preparation. ”

"Put it on!" Xiao Yue only spit out two words, and her voice became cold.

"Put it on, put it on."

Qin Shou didn't think much about it, and naturally put the helmet on his head.

With Qin Shou's current body, forty or fifty pounds of weight is nothing in his hand, but when he suddenly put it on his head, Qin Shou immediately felt that his body balance was destroyed, and he couldn't help but stumble.

"Let's go around in circles first, and I'll see if you can fit the weight of this helmet."

Satsuki said.

"Oh."

There was no doubt about him, and after Qin Shou stabilized his figure, he immediately slowly turned in place.

Just turned to face the back of Xiao Yue, and suddenly, Qin Shou felt a trace of coolness in his buttocks for no reason.

Isn't it?

Oh no!

As soon as his heart moved, Qin Shou immediately seemed to speed up.

However, it was too late.

"Get in!"

Two short words fell.

At the same time, I felt a strong force on my buttocks.

Under the vigorous surge, Qin Shou's whole person rushed forward directly, with a clear posture, carefully distinguishing this fart from the Qingcheng faction in the TV series. Is it backward and flattening the sand and falling geese?!

Seeing Qin Shou rushing into the portal, Xiao Yue took a step forward and closed the open portal.

Khooth!

There was a clashing sound.

"Moon Beauty, what are you doingβ€”" Qin Shou's voice came out immediately.

Xiao Yue outside the door didn't say much.

Reaching out and tapping lightly on the portal, three palm-sized buttons appeared.

Bang Bang Bang!

The slender hand slapped three times in succession, and all three buttons were slapped down.

"Wow...... What is it! ”

"it, my little friend......"

"What is this? Dark? ”

"Ah, Ya Butterfly ......"

"Ouch, my butt!"

"Damn, why are there ...... in all directions, up and down, left and right?"

"Yuenu, why do you only give me a helmet, or you can get me another pair of iron underwear, my balls have a sense of sadness."

"Ah, Ya Butterfly, Yama Butterfly......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Soon, Qin Shou's voice turned into a scream.

Screaming and screaming.

"Humph!"

Listening to the voice coming from inside the portal, Satsuki snorted lightly, and a smile appeared on her face.

Immediately afterwards, she frowned slightly and whispered to herself: "How can the girl who picked up the stiff snake be satisfied in the end?" ”

Well, knowing this time, this woman named Satsuki really began to think.

After a long time, it seems that I finally figured it out.

Xiao Yue's expression was sharp, and she raised her eyes to look at the building that kept screaming: "Okay, well, see if I don't clean up your clothes!" ”

Pedal pedal pedal - !

A few more minutes later, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps.

Satsuki turned her head.

Follow her gaze.

I saw that at this time, there were more than ten men in black shirts, running over in a neat queue.

In the blink of an eye, these people came to the front of Satsuki.

Qin Shou's screams were still echoing.

Listening to the screams in their ears, these people looked very bad.

"There's a new guy here today!"

Xiao Yue looked around at the person in front of her and said slowly: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, go put on the gravity suit yourself, and warm up in a hundred laps!" ”

"Yes!"

The people who came responded in unison and quickly dispersed.

It's just that when they dispersed, everyone couldn't help but take a deep look at the room where the screams came out: what kind of angry and resentful thing did this newcomer do, he was stuffed into it just after he came!

…………

Time flies.

Gradually, Qin Shou, who was in a special building, no longer screamed.

Maybe it's because he found out that no one would pay attention to him even if he screamed to cut his throat.

Duration.

Xiao Yue came to observe it and found that Qin Shou was still alive, so she ignored it and continued to train others.

……

Seeing the sun set, the dusk light shrouded the heavens and the earth.

Dangdangdang!

At noon, I heard the melodious sound of bells rising.

After spending an afternoon in a dimly lit special room, Qin Shou's mind was already a little chaotic.

The bell was extremely penetrating, and when it fell into his ears, Qin Shou's whole person suddenly became agitated.

"Hey, it's stopped!"

Coming back to his senses, Qin Shou looked around and subconsciously said.

It was also at this time that the closed door opened silently.

A dim glow shone into the room.

Look at this time.

Qin Shou, who was wearing a helmet, turned into a hedgehog completely.

That's right, it's a hedgehog.

At this moment, Qin Shou's whole body, including the helmet, was filled with arrow feathers, and the arrow feathers were densely packed, directly dressing Qin Shou as an oval hedgehog.

In this case, if people with dense phobia see it, I am afraid that it will collapse immediately.

Qin Shou was in high spirits and raised his eyes to look out the door.

In his eyes, a slender figure appeared.

Looking at the figure, Qin Shou's expression froze slightly, and then, a sad look appeared on his face hidden under the covered helmet.

The next moment, sad and poignant words spit out from Qin Shou's mouth:

"Why did you shoot me, and besides, you shot me all overβ€”"

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PS: The plot is excessive, there won't be too many plots about the martial arts, Qin Shou will return soon, of course, there will still be some funny things happening in the martial arts.