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After eating, the four of them sat together again as if they had nothing to do, because they also had a comprehensive understanding of the research process of the recent research institute, and Chen Er was now full of energy. Although the month of the Fourth Special Operations Division was full of excitement and thrills, for Chen Er, he liked to think quietly in front of the machine tool every day, as if the noise from the machine tool had become an alternative beautiful music.

Li Jun still has a big grinning character, and he said: "Second brother, Wang Yong and I just encountered a problem, otherwise I would simply call Wang Yong over tomorrow, and the three of us will study it carefully, maybe it can be solved, and the three stinkers will beat Zhuge Liang." ”

Chen Er smiled in his heart, my sister's Zhuge Liang, a hundred stinkers are still stinkers after all, how can it be so easy to beat Zhuge Liang. Of course, except for himself, with the help of the big military industrial system, even if he is a stinker, he is better than a hundred Zhuge Liang.

As soon as Chen Er wanted to open his mouth to speak, Wen Jing and Murong Wan next to him gave Li Jun a big roll of his eyes together. Wen Jing said to Li Jun: "Chen Er has been busy for a month, and you can't let him rest for a few more days just when he comes back." You and Wang Yong's sniper rifle have been studied for a month and have not succeeded, anyway, it's not bad for a few days. You seem to have a lot of credit for it, and we have to serve you every day. ”

Li Jun quibbled: "Wen Jing, you can't say that, in the past month, Wang Yong and I don't say that we have forgotten to sleep and eat, at least we have gone out early and returned late, you see that my face has lost weight." Wen Jing smiled when she heard this, and said speechlessly: "I've seen a thick-skinned person, but I've never seen a thick-skinned person like you." Why didn't I see you lose weight at all? You still go out early and return late all day, you eat and live here, where do you want to go? ”

Li Jun wants to say that he is usually a master who can speak well, but when he meets Wen Jing, he can only pretend to be dumb at this time. It is said that it is unreasonable to meet a soldier in Xiucai, and if you want to explain it clearly with a girl you like, it is better to meet a soldier. It's just that it's nothing to do with the sadistic type.

Seeing that Li Jun was dumb, Chen Er was very happy, and said that one thing descends one thing, which is really true, it is estimated that Li Jun, this kid, is married and belongs to the type of "tracheitis". Thinking of this, Chen Er couldn't help laughing, and the three of them all looked at Chen Er with a blank look. I don't know why he's laughing anymore. As the most curious person, Li Jun naturally asked first, "Second brother, what are you laughing at?" ”

Chen Er quickly stopped laughing, he couldn't tell his true thoughts, otherwise Li Jun would be fine, and it would be bad to make Wen Jing unable to get off the stage. Thinking of this, Chen Er cleared his throat and said: "I thought of a joke, so I couldn't stop laughing, do you want to listen to it?" Because most of the night was supposed to be a time for them to chat and relax, the three of them naturally nodded without hesitation.

Chen Eryi really aroused the interest of the three of them at first glance. It seems that it is not okay not to talk about it, but after thinking about it for a long time, most of the yellow jokes that appeared in my mind were some small yellow jokes. After all, there are still two girls here, and it hurts to talk about it. Seeing that Chen Er didn't speak for a long time, Li Jun was a little anxious, "Second brother, whether you talk or not, I've been pricking up my ears for a long time." You're trying to kill me. ”

Finally, Chen Er had an idea to think of the joke of killing pigs and donkeys, and opened his mouth to say: "What are you in a hurry, I'm not sorting out my thoughts, since I promised to tell you, I must speak fluently." Wouldn't you be more anxious when you got to half-forgetting? ”

Hearing Chen Er say this, Li Jun could only silently shut his mouth. The two girls were also full of expectations for Chen Er's jokes, and the two pairs of small eyes stared at Chen Er tightly, afraid that Chen Er would run away. Chen Er suddenly had a bizarre idea at this time, with those cross talk sketches he saw in the 21st century, even if he didn't get the big military industrial system, there was no problem in being a comedy master.

"There used to be a farmer, although he worked hard for a year, but when it came to the Chinese New Year, he really had no money to buy New Year's goods, and there was only a pig and a donkey left at home. The farmer thought about it for a long time and finally set his sights on the pig and the donkey, do you say that the farmer is better to kill the pig or kill the donkey? Hearing this, Li Jun replied without hesitation: "What kind of joke is this, of course it is killing pigs." ”

The three of them all looked at Li Jun suspiciously, Li Jun scratched his head a little embarrassed and said: "Donkeys can still work, and besides, pork is better than donkey meat, anyway, I think so." Wen Jing smiled and said: "You are a foodie, you know how to eat, I think the whole pig will be eaten for you." After speaking, she looked at Chen Er with a curious face, she now wanted to know what the answer was, and even Murong Wan next to her had a curious glint in her eyes.

Chen Er took a sip of water and said with a smile: "Li Jun, are you sure to kill the pig?" Li Jun thought about it and nodded, in his opinion, killing pigs during the New Year should be a normal thing, anyway, he has never heard of killing donkeys during the New Year, of course, this is just his speculation according to common sense.

Chen Er laughed and said, "That's what the donkey thinks, killing the pig doesn't have to die." After more than ten seconds, the two girls reacted first, and then Chen Er laughed. Li Jun scratched his head for some reason, and it took a few more minutes before he turned over the stuffiness, and said with an unhappy face: "Second brother, you actually said that I am a donkey, I am angry, I don't kill pigs and donkeys." ”

Li Jun's answer quickly caused a burst of laughter from the three of them, and even Murong Wan, who usually pays more attention to maintaining the image of a lady, laughed back and forth, not to mention Chen Er and Wen Jing. At this time, the entire research room was filled with the laughter of three people. Only Li Jun stood there stunned.

At this time, Wen Jing walked over and patted Li Jun on the shoulder and said, "Don't answer, you haven't figured it out yet, that's what you think about killing donkeys and pigs, no matter which one you answer, it's not right, this is obviously an answer trap." After a quiet speech, Li Jun finally figured out the Tao inside, and said to Chen Er angrily: "Second brother." You're so unkind, didn't you mean to make me look ugly. ”

Chen Er said with an innocent expression: "Li Jun, you can't blame me, I originally wanted to tease the two girls, who knew you answered so quickly." Besides, with your ingenuity, you should be able to figure out what the problem is, I made you sure, but you haven't changed it. Why is this to blame me again, I am even more wronged than Dou E, do you think about it yourself? ”

Chen Er, an invisible little pony, slapped Li Jun had nothing to say, he could only consider himself unlucky. The four of them talked freely for a while, and then went back to their houses to get ready for bed. Chen Er was lying on the bed, but he was still thinking about the joke just now, and he said that he didn't wear a fart for thousands of years, which was really not false at all. It's a person who has his own vanity, and a word or a small act may be able to get the favor of others.

It is not surprising that the twenty-first century is so. I didn't expect it to be like this in this era. It seems that the phrase "loyalty is good for deeds" is always easy to forget, but Chen Er secretly made up his mind at this time and took this sentence as his motto. In their line of work, there is no room for the slightest mistake in any link, and sometimes advice is the best spur for yourself to move forward.

Besides, Murong Wan couldn't sleep on the bed for a long time after returning to her room, and she couldn't explain Chen Er's feelings clearly. Thinking about the past along the way, at first it was hatred and disgust for Chen Er, but then it slowly turned into curiosity. Now Chen Er seems to be a bottomless pit full of infinite attraction. I am already trapped in it and can't extricate myself, maybe this is the fate arranged by God.

There was nothing to say all night, and Chen Er got up early the next morning, since Li Jun had already told him about the research yesterday, he naturally had to take it to heart. Since crossing here, Chen Er has also developed a habit of exercising for about half an hour every morning, of course, there is no special equipment here. He had no choice but to use local materials.

Li Jun was snorting when he came out, and when he saw Chen Er doing push-ups on the ground, he walked to the side and moved a chair and sat down, and said, "Second brother, are you tired of exercising every morning." If you want me to say that I have that time, it would be better to rest a little longer. ”

Chen Er also finished a hundred push-ups at this time, wiped his sweat after standing up and said: "I think you kid should also exercise, don't forget that our work is also a physical work, and it is not possible without a good body." Li Jun said indifferently: "My body is absolutely great, I can eat and drink every day is a good body, I can't compare with you second brother, I would rather sleep a little more when I have that time." ”

For Li Jun and Chen Er, he can only be helpless, and it seems that he can only slowly change him in the future. Maybe this problem can be easily solved, this kid is really too lazy, and I believe that he can change it after he becomes a family.

At this time, Murong Wan and Wen Jing also opened the door and walked out, said hello to Chen Er and the two of them, and went straight to the canteen with the lunch box. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. For mobile phone users, please go to read. )

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