Ramen!

Zheng Xiaotian, Lin Ziyan, Li Yuncong, and the three of them sat next to a small table.

Between Zheng Xiaotian and Li Yuncong, as always, they are staring at each other.

"Your turtle shell is very interesting, huh, can you retract back into your body?" Li Yuncong smiled and looked for a topic without words.

"That's, that's!" Zheng Xiaotian nodded, and he said with a straight face: "With the turtle shell, your martial arts are equivalent to being wasted, just burn it for you, you can't do anything about me." On the contrary, I can spank you as hard as I can, and when you were a child, your parents owed you, and I helped them pay you back. How nice! ”

"You ......" Li Yuncong slapped the table, and suddenly, he got up angrily. The last thing he is willing to do is for others to mention his parents, and now, the other party has mentioned it. So, he was upset.

"What am I?" Not to be outdone, Zheng Xiaotian stood up and said, "Otherwise, it's just a heads-up." ”

To be honest, Zheng Xiaotian was a little unhappy. The other party's tone was too arrogant, so he was unhappy.

"You two sit down for me." Lin Ziyan said.

Zheng Xiaotian and Li Yuncong glanced at each other and didn't sit down.

"Do you want to pay for it?" Lin Ziyan looked at Zheng Xiaotian.

Zheng Xiaotian sat down. Salary, not to say that it is his lifeline, but what belongs to him must be wanted. The other party's current meaning is obviously threatening him. If he doesn't sit down, the other party will be in arrears. In arrears, it's not that you don't give, it's just that you owe you for a lifetime, and when you die, buy some paper money and burn it for you, which is considered giving.

"It's a sample, and there's a handle." Li Yuncong looked at Zheng Xiaotian with provocative eyes.

"When you were a child, I went to tell my girlfriend about bedwetting?" Lin Ziyan looked up at Li Yuncong.

"Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!" Suddenly, Li Yuncong sat down.

"Okay, I've finished eating such a bowl of ramen well, don't make any more trouble." Lin Ziyan said.

Li Yuncong glanced at Zheng Xiaotian, and then said, "I'm giving my cousin face." ”

"In other words, bedwetting has already been proposed. If you think about wetting the bed yourself, will you be able to eat for a while? You don't just compare the color of the sheets to the noodle soup? Zheng Xiaotian raised his eyebrows.

"You ......" Li Yuncong was furious.

Lin Ziyan glanced at Li Yuncong.

"I'm eating, I'm hungry!" Li Yuncong didn't say anything.

Three bowls of ramen were served.

Chu Ling'er went out, didn't eat much, and was a little hungry. She's at the noodle stall!

"Boss, bring me a bowl of noodles!" Chu Ling'er said.

"You sit down for a while, and I'll be here in a moment." The proprietress said to Chu Ling'er, a regular customer.

"Okay!" Chu Ling'er turned around, and at a glance, he saw two acquaintances. She searched, sat by herself, sat together, and walked over.

"Lin Ziyan, I have eaten noodles at my doorstep. You're in good taste, that's good! Chu Ling'er sat down.

Li Yuncong's eyes were straight at this moment, he looked at Chu Ling'er and said, "Ling'er, what about eating noodles?" "That's it, there's a ramen stall, and there's nothing else, what can I eat if I don't eat noodles?" Chu Ling'er smiled.

"I haven't eaten it yet, so I don't have to wait, take it!" Li Yuncong pushed the face in front of him in front of Chu Ling'er.

"That's good!" Chu Ling'er smiled.

He mainly remembered the color of bedwetting when he was a child, and then looked at the noodle soup and felt a little wrong. Eat it, you can't eat it, so when you come, he will give it to you. Zheng Xiaotian interjected.

"Huh?" Chu Ling'er glanced at the noodle soup, at Zheng Xiaotian, and finally at Li Yuncong's body.

"Don't listen to him!" Li Yuncong blushed. The matter of bedwetting, the three of them know it, and the world knows that it is just a matter of returning, the key is that if the sweetheart knows, he will not be willing.

"Then is your bedwetting fake thing?" Chu Ling'er looked at Li Yuncong.

"......" Li Yuncong was speechless. If it's true, how faceless is that? Isn't that the rhythm of false lies when it is false? The answer is no, and if you don't answer, it's a dilemma.

"Lin Ziyan broke the news, can there be any fakes?" Zheng Xiaotian shrugged.

"Damn, why are you everywhere?" Li Yuncong stood up, a pair of eyes, staring at Zheng Xiaotian's cheek angrily.

"I'm still wondering why you are everywhere." Zheng Xiaotian was neither humble nor arrogant, and stood up.

Zheng Xiaotian and Li Yuncong entered the mode of staring at each other with big eyes.

"Salary!" Lin Ziyan spit out two words.

Zheng Xiaotian sat down.

Li Yuncong said in his heart, he is already wetting the bed, what other materials can I explode? At this moment, who am I afraid of? At this moment, I am not afraid of anyone anymore.

"Surgery!" Lin Ziyan spit out two words again.

Li Yuncong sat down. At this moment, he was afraid of Lin Ziyan.

Surgery? In Zheng Xiaotian's mind, he was pondering these two words. Brain surgery? Heart surgery? Which one of the surgeries on the body makes a man care so much? Penis? Wow, the truth, this is the truth. Little brother, said it was a transplant, so it was not necessary, and it was difficult for a woman to become a man. That is, skin incision.

Zheng Xiaotian wanted to praise himself. Obviously, he is already the truth through and through.

In the early years, the level of the Celestial Empire was average. So, that's what a vote of people do. All day long, the newspapers are full of skin surgery, lasers, and treatment at any time. Later, in the 90s, the medical level was already advanced, and the birth of a child was dealt with by the way, so this advertisement probably did not involve the post-90s.

Zheng Xiaotian compared the age of this cousin, that is a post-80s, a big deal is an eighty-nine year, anyway, there is something about the other party. With the word surgery, the truth was exposed.

"How old are you to have a skin cut?" I've heard that the smaller the better. If you are nine or ten years old, if you are seventeen or eighteen years old, it is simply easy to be infected. Zheng Xiaotian looked concerned and said to Li Yuncong.

Lin Ziyan tilted her head and looked at Zheng Xiaotian. She said in her heart, do you dare to be less smart?

Chu Ling'er immediately understood when she heard this, she looked at Li Yuncong. She said in her heart, this child wets the bed and cuts the skin, and life is very exciting when he is young.

"I'm going to go it alone with you!" Li Yuncong stood up, stretched out his right index finger, and pointed at Zheng Xiaotian angrily.

"Salary!"

Yes, Zheng Xiaotian doesn't have to get up.

"What about you?" Lin Ziyan didn't say the key word of threat, but just looked at Li Yuncong.

Li Yuncong gritted his teeth and sat down.