375 Little Bird Says Early ~ Why Are You Carrying a Bag of Explosives?
"Many students can get ideal scores in other subjects, but only in the course of learning English is very difficult, everyone's English scores in the final exam of the last semester are mostly half of the students in the class are failing, a small number of students can hover in the passing line, but such results can only fool the exam is completely useless for communication, only a small number of students have good English scores, and there is no mistake in writing a diary within 100 words in English in the end."
English Lessons...... Zhou Lu sat on the back chair behind the podium, holding his hair in his right hand and the transcript he got from Feng Buyu in his left hand, when he said these words, many students under the podium who were failing English lowered their heads in shame, facing the English scores in their forties or thirties, Zhou Lu no longer knew what to say, in his opinion, this score should still be obtained by multiple choice questions and judgment questions.
"But English is really hard!" One female student didn't care about it or was on the way to class, holding her head and crying, and the others (she) followed her action and hugged their heads and wailed, twenty-six letters I believe most students who have been exposed to English can read and write, but when these letters are combined to form a word, they are all dumbfounded.
"What about you, teacher, how did you learn English in the first place?" Faced with the question of the female student, Zhou Lu's eyes shifted, as if recalling his experience of learning English, and said, "Me...... I was completely forced to learn English by others, and I had no interest in this foreign language at all, and in my opinion, as long as I could speak Chinese, I would also be able to speak English. ”
"What kind of logic is this!?" In the face of Zhou Lu's words, the hearts of many students who failed English roared wildly, and then the female student asked again: "So Mr. Zhou, how long did you learn English, and who taught you to learn English?" ”
"It took me about half a year to learn English, and in terms of teaching...... I learned spoken English by myself by buying English books at Xinhua Bookstore. As for speaking, I learned it from the Internet, and although I can't say that I am in authentic English, I still have no problem conversing in English. Zhou Lu's bland words were like sharp arrows, piercing the chests of many students in the class who failed English.
"Half a year...... It's really shocking. Tang Yu smiled bitterly and whispered, for him, who has been in contact with English since the fourth grade of primary school until the second year of high school, he has been completely ignorant of English for more than seven years. Of course, you can't say that you can't say anything, at least you can still speak a few English, and the English he says the most is 'Maazel Farker Sang Bichi', which is definitely not used for communication even if people who don't know English.
"Forget it......" After reading the English results and being speechless, Zhou Lu pressed the report card under the lesson plan he prepared with an indifferent look, and said: "Anyway, I am just your English teacher for a week, during this time I will try to try to improve your English level, as for how much you can improve that is your problem, I just hope that there is no 'monster parent' among your parents." ”
What is a Monster Parent? This is a kind of existence that is even more feared than the rich second generation. At least when dealing with the rich second generation, Zhou Lu can also bring him to the interrogation room and have a good exchange ♂, but he can't do anything in the face of the impact of the monster's parents.
Parents who make unreasonable demands on the school again and again, obstructing the normal management of the school, this is the so-called monster parents, it is said that as long as there is one of them, it is enough to destroy the school, when their children do not get good grades, these parents will not put the responsibility on the children in the first place, but instead blame the teacher, thinking that they are not qualified as teachers and should resign immediately.
Of course, most of these parental haunts are elementary schools. The chance of haunting high school is very small, so many students smile back in the face of Zhou Lu's ridiculous words. Then, Zhou Lu smiled and opened the English textbook in his hand, and began to teach the students as a teacher for the first time.
It stands to reason that you must have a relevant diploma to become a teacher, otherwise no school will hire you even if you have real materials, but unfortunately the principal of Wuwang High School has a strange personality, obviously a person of a handful of age is extremely obsessed with the second dimension, and even according to the vice principal, he also saw him playing the game of "Ghost Father" in his office, and it is not impossible for Zhou Lu to temporarily serve as an English teacher with his strange character.
What is the time for the lunch break...... Many of the students who were still picking up things in the classroom were talking about the new English teacher, Zhou Ji. After hearing that his job is a police officer, and that coming here to be an English teacher is just a request from a friend, not only girls but even boys have shown their star eyes to him, after all, many boys did not have a dream of catching bad guys when they were young.
"Ah~ It's troublesome this time, that guy actually came here to be an English teacher. Anyway, for a week I wasn't sure at all. In the quiet corner of the library, Mo Yan was eating a bread lunch bought from the commissary, looking at the comics in his hand but feeling a little funny, because he was in a very chaotic mood now.
It's okay to face Zhou Lu this morning, after all, he is not called Chu Xuan, but it is difficult to guarantee that this guy will not discover the secrets on his body for a week, and the two of them have to work together in the maid café at night, at this moment Mo Yan felt a dark aura gushing out of his heart and wrapped him, just when he had 'Do you want to come directly with thousands of tentacles?' When it came to an end to the idea of destroying this school, an unexpected figure appeared.
"It turns out that classmate Mo, you are here, don't you go home during the lunch break?" Looking at the figure of Zhou Lu holding a book of Greek mythology stories in front of him, Mo Yan pointed at the other party with his mouth closed one by one and shouted incomprehensibly: "Zhou, Zhou Lu!" ”
"Anyway, my current identity is also your English teacher, don't you think it's rude for you to call the teacher by my name like this?" Being pointed at by the student and shouting his name, the corners of Zhou Lu's eyebrows twitched and he said stiffly, and Mo Yan remembered the current identity of the two, and suddenly made a big red face, and he got up and bowed to Zhou Lu and apologized.
"Teacher Zhou, why don't you go home at noon?" Faced with Mo Yan's ruddy face asking this question, Zhou Lu replied: "My home is too far away from here, so I won't go back, but why don't you go back?" ”
"My reasons are the same as yours." Mo Yan, who didn't want the other party to see any clues, tried his best to calm down his expression and tone quickly, and at this moment, Zhou Yan looked at the Greek mythological story in his hand and asked a question that caught Mo Yan off guard.
"Do you know a girl named Mo Yan at this school? Jasmine's jasmine language of the words. Zhou Lu's question suddenly reminded Mo Yan that he was also studying in this school as Mo Yan, and he shook his head with a red expression in a panic, and hurriedly said: "I don't know, I don't know!" ”
"Why are you so flustered? If you don't know each other, you don't know it, I thought you two had the same name, so you would know her, speaking of which, I looked through the list of students in this school from the principal, and I didn't see the name Mo Yan at all, or did she play tricks on me, but I obviously saw her in this school. ”
The first half of the words were said by Zhou Lu to Mo Yan, and the second half belonged to his own words when he left, so he didn't see that the cold sweat on Mo Yan's forehead behind him had already wet the comics on the table, and then ......
"What should I do, what should I do, Mo Yan! That guy has already started his investigation, if he finds out that I am Mo Yan...... Ahhh Like a sheep seizure, Mo Yan made a lot of funny poses like cramps, and the corner of the table made him unconsciously smash.
"No, no, no! Mo Yan, you must calm down...... Sure enough, let's destroy this school! In order to keep his secret, Mo Yan's heart felt darkness and began to expand rapidly in his heart.
Not only to destroy the school, but also to make a few people shut up forever, if Zhou Lu asked Tang Yu and Long Aotian who knew their secrets, they would definitely tell each other, after all, they had used Mo Yan to act as their girlfriends! (To be continued......)