820.Chapter 820 (5)
Golden Rice Kid's Shoes are really a mess of happiness.
Back at the residence, he lay on the soft couch while nibbling on the barbecue that Ling Feng gave him, and pouted his ass to let Ling Feng stick cucumber slices on his warped buttocks!
"Why didn't I see the freckles on your buttocks?" Ling Feng gently pasted the cut cucumber slices on the golden rice butt one by one, if this work was changed to the past, if anyone dared to ask him to do it, he would be crazy to the point of wanting to kill!
But now, he not only made it for the golden rice, but also made it so thoughtful and thoughtful!
"Did the doctor look at your ass with a microscope?" Ling Feng was sure that he had studied the ass of Golden Rice for ten minutes, and he didn't see a single freckle!
Jin Rice didn't want to tell Ling Feng about bedwetting eczema, he just asked very implicitly while eating: "Have you seen three little red beans?" β
"See!"
"That's the freckles of the future!" The golden rice was so enjoyable, and the food on the baking stall was very fragrant, much better than the milk in the bottle and the children's meals that the chefs at home used to make for him!
"Fallacy!" Ling Feng looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, the golden rice was full of cucumber slices!
Alas...... He's such a good man!
Ling Feng sighed, it's just that he didn't meet a girl with vision who took a fancy to him!
In this world, the most visionless girl is none other than Zongzheng Xiaowu!
He's so good, she doesn't want it, she has to be that savage who can't even finish speaking!
It's really a needle in a woman's heart, Ling Feng grabbed a string of chicken wings and ate it hatefully, Nima, he is here to be cheap, he needs to watch his sweetheart show affection with her sweetheart constantly, and he has to take care of a little fart at night, all kinds of worries and fears to endure the smell of urine and cucumbers on his buttocks, he is actually willing to stay here and don't want to leave......
Once I leave, I'm afraid that with that visionless girl will really be indefinite!
Sometimes the world is small, sometimes it's big......
Between people, as soon as you turn around, it may be the end of the world that there will be no aftermath!
Ling Feng's heart is stuffed, and the speed of eating chicken wings is much faster than golden rice!
He stayed here, just to see her a few more times, even if it was heartbreak repeated over and over again!
"It's so good to eat!"
It was really uncomfortable to eat golden rice on his stomach, so he simply stood up, and the cucumber slices on his butt immediately fell off a lot!
"Hey, don't you need beauty for the freckles on your butt?"
Ling Feng squinted at the golden rice, "Don't ask me to help you paste it next time, it's annoying!" β
"Actually, the doctor also said a remedy!" Golden Rice didn't stop cooking, just sat down, and if he didn't take action, the barbecue would be eaten up by Ling Feng, so he had no choice but to be forced to tell the doctor's truth and make trouble...... "The doctor said that as long as I don't wet the bed anymore, or urinate a little less, the freckles on my butt will disappear automatically!" β
"Humph!" Ling Feng picked up a string of explosive big squid and took a hard bite, "I wish you to find a wife with freckles on her ass in the future!" β
"When I'm done eating, I'll go tell Aunt SΓΉ Wu! You say her daughter has freckles on her ass! "Golden rice is really busy and easy to eat while dealing with Ling Feng while eating it seriously!
"Well, I warn you...... What if the boy of the little dancer is born? Just like you, a little Tintin! β
Ling Feng crossed his legs, eating happily, and was happy to quarrel with Golden Rice, "And let me remind you, Xiao Wu may keep giving birth to sons, giving birth to one after another, giving birth to litters after litters, she gave birth to a son of a football team, but she can't give birth to a daughter, what should you do?" β
"Uncle Ling, this last string of pigeon breast meat is for you to eat!" Golden Rice handed a bunch of bright yellow, scorched skewers to Ling Feng with both hands......
Hehe, Ling Feng was immediately happy, this guy deserves to have the excellent genes of the Jin family, just a word of the click, he will be enlightened!
"My parents said that if Aunt Wu can't give birth to a daughter, let you find a wife to give birth, and give birth to me as a wife after birth!"
Golden Rice is a child after all, and he thinks that if someone offends him, but suddenly someone gives him a string of fragrant kebabs, he will immediately be happy to forgive that person!
Therefore, he also took it for granted that Uncle Ling was eating skewers now, and he must forgive him for his disrespect just now!
Ling Feng chewed pigeon meat in his mouth and said, "I don't plan to find a wife in this life!" β
"So what should I do?" Jin Mi was a little sad, and even slowed down the progress of eating, "If Aunt Wu can't give birth to a daughter, and you don't find a wife, can I only grow up to be a poor stupid bachelor like you?" β
Poor stupid bare?!
Ling Feng decisively spit out the pigeon breast meat in his mouth...... "I said little things, where do you think I am pitiful!" β
He's just a tendon until the end, and he only likes Xiao Wu and a woman......
If he wants, just nod his head, I don't know how many women want to marry him!
"Aren't you stupid? Aunt Wu doesn't like you, and you still follow her every day! Golden Rice sniffed, as if he were the one who was hurt by love, "And, you find it no, you are with me, those girls like me and don't like you!" β
"Yes, I'm holding you, people still think I'm married and have children, I'll go out alone from tomorrow, maybe I can meet beautiful women! I'll take her for something delicious! β
Ling Feng lay down again and lifted Erlang's legs, his face was longing and yearning, and even his eyes lit up a lot...... "I heard that there are several tribes on this island, not to mention the many beauties, and there are so many delicious things that they can't do!" β
Jin Mi looked at Ling Feng with his big cute eyes...... Uh, did he offend Uncle Ling?
"Ah...... I don't want to be a stupid bachelor again! Ling Feng lay himself down in a big zigzag, "Starting tomorrow, I'm going to be a smart bachelor, by the way, Golden Rice, you can sleep alone tonight, don't make me smell of urine all over my body, and affect me to pick up girls!" Thank you for your cooperation! β
Ling Feng seemed to be looking at the ceiling, but in fact, the corner of his eye had been observing the golden rice.
This kid's appetite seems to have been affected, and he actually lost the skewers and stopped eating them......
"Uncle Ling, do you think this is good?" Golden Rice also slept beside Ling Feng, his legs were wide apart, his hands were spread, and he lay in a small big zigzag shape......
He discussed with Ling Feng: "Starting tomorrow, you take me shopping together, if there is a beautiful girl looking at me, I will take the initiative to talk to me, if you like it, I will help you chase her back!" β
Ling Feng tilted his head and glanced at the little elf...... It's a good plan, it's so small that it will be dismantled!
Just at a glance, when he saw a little Ding Ding who was only standing between his legs, he deliberately shouted: "Oh, it's okay if a big man doesn't wear pants, why do you spread your legs apart?"
Pretending to be embarrassed, in fact, Ling Feng turned around and burst out laughing, this little thing actually lay in a big shape like him, but is it really good for him to lie like that without pants?
As soon as Golden Rice heard Ling Feng's words, she immediately tightened her legs, Emma...... The conversation was so annoying that he forgot the fact that he wasn't wearing pants!