Chapter 213: Black Little Lori (First Update)
The test papers are issued and the exam begins.
Chen Hao sat in front of Ling Yu, with five positions in the middle, and he couldn't catch a glimpse at all.
"I've read books anyway, maybe I'll do it myself!"
Chen Hao took a deep breath and told himself like this, and then he was engrossed in reviewing the question.
After a while, he slowly put down his pen and said with a smile, "MMP!"
I won't be able to ask a single question!
No matter how stupid a person is, after reading a book, he will write a little bit more or less.
Chen Hao is not, the word intellectual disability can no longer describe his behavior, because no one will read English before taking the high math exam.
With a sigh, Chen Hao drew directly on the scratch paper, waiting for the support of Xiao Lori.
Ling Yu yawned and put down his pen, but unlike the blanks on Chen Hao's test paper, his paper was densely packed, and all the blanks were filled.
Beside him, several students were already dumbfounded.
He ...... Done?"
"It seems to be...... Finished written. ”
"How long did it take?"
"A minute, right?"
"Well, one second of it is signing, three seconds is yawning, five seconds is scratching one's head, and ten seconds are turning the pen. In other words, the time for him to actually do the question is about forty seconds......"
"Even if it's a blind copy, it can't be so fast!"
“......”
"Don't talk to each other during the exam!"
A serious but immature voice sounded, and several students turned their heads to look, but they saw nothing.
lowered his head, only to see a little Lori standing with her hands in her hands, frowning her little brows, looking like an angry and strict teacher, full of a sense of disobedience.
"Got it......" A few people couldn't laugh out loud.
The middle-aged female teacher looked at Xiao Lori's performance and nodded with great satisfaction, but inadvertently caught a glimpse of Chen Hao, frowned, and asked, "What are you doing?"
Chen Hao jumped, hurriedly covered the scratch paper, and said weakly: "No, didn't do anything?"
The middle-aged female teacher saw the blank space on his test paper, and immediately pulled out his scratch paper, and said with a dark face: "What is this?"
There are two things drawn on the scratch paper, one of which appears to be a person, the circle on the top is the head, and the shape similar to the word "big" below is the body, and the limbs are spread out, as if to embrace the world with the body.
The other one is round, with a lot of pens stirred in it, like a ball of graffiti.
The two are entangled and seem to be doing some ulterior together.
Under the gaze of all the students, Chen Hao's old face turned red, and he said: "This, this is the ...... of the stickman battle circle."
"Hahaha......"
There was a burst of laughter.
"Hand tea to the big guy!"
"No, no, no, let's buy two oranges for a big guy to eat. ”
"Then again, the fat man still has some potential for drawing comics, doesn't he?"
"Hey, Xiao Ming, what are you doing with scratch paper? Fog grass, you also draw! What are you drawing? Bumpman vs. Transformers?!"
“......”
"Okay, don't make any noise!" The middle-aged female teacher snorted coldly, and glared at Chen Hao again, "Take the exam well!"
The classroom was quiet, but there were still people holding their stomachs and their faces flushed.
Little Lori glanced at Ling Yu's test paper, her big eyes showed a look of adoration, and she remembered Chen Hao's "Stickman vs. Circle Monster", and the worship in her eyes suddenly turned into disdain.
It's time to send him a code, though......
The corners of Little Lori's mouth rose slightly, her big black eyes flashed with a cunning light, and the two cute pigtails on her head vaguely resembled the horns of a demon.
She walked up to Chen Hao and coughed twice deliberately.
Chen Hao's eyes lit up, here!
The two little hands behind the little Lori made various postures, Chen Hao stared at it, and muttered in his mouth, "ACBA......"
Thirty minutes later, Chen Hao stretched his waist comfortably, his mood was extremely happy, and he secretly squeezed his eyes at Xiao Lori.
Little Lori quietly gave a thumbs up, and her big eyes blinked, meaning-
Steady!
Soon, the exam ended.
Chen Hao shook his blonde hair, squinted around, put one hand in his pocket, held the test paper in the other, and walked to the podium with his head held high, with a heroic posture of a triumphant return.
Syllable!
"Teacher, hand in the papers!"
Sonorous and powerful, full of confidence!
The middle-aged female teacher glanced at him, couldn't help but look at the test paper, and then looked at Chen Hao, her eyes were strange, as if she was looking at a mentally retarded person.
Chen Hao waved away, leaving an unfathomable back.
"Can universities still make people stupid?" muttered a middle-aged female teacher.
After that, Xiao Lori said hello to the female teacher, and walked out of the classroom with Ling Yu.
Outside the classroom, Chen Hao asked with a smile, "Brother, how many points can you score this time?"
Ling Yu replied nonchalantly: "Full marks." ”
Chen Hao was overjoyed, "Okay! Then I can almost get eighty or ninety, let's go, let's go rub it off, I'll have a treat!"
"Yikes!"
At this moment, the little Lori screamed, and her little face showed a look of horror.
"What's wrong?" Chen Hao asked in confusion.
Little Lori pursed her lips, lowered her little head, and looked aggrieved that she had done something wrong, "Ruoruo...... If you get the answer order wrong. ”
Chen Hao was stunned, and immediately opened his mouth, "Mistaken...... How many?"
Little Lori glanced at him apologetically, "All ......"
Rumble!
Chen Hao was struck by lightning, and suddenly recalled the way the teacher looked at him before, and his heart was cold!
However, he naturally wouldn't blame little Lori, she had done her best, and her pitiful appearance made people unbearable to blame.
"It's nothing, if you pass the make-up exam, you won't be a failure, let's go, I'll invite you to dinner!" Chen Hao waved his hand and said very generously.
"Fat Uncle is so good!" Little Lori wiped away her non-existent tears and said in a milky voice.
"Don't worry!" Chen Hao smiled, just about to take a step, but suddenly thought of something.
The little guy didn't have the right order to compare, how did he know that he got the order wrong?
At this time, the little Lori held the corner of Ling Yu's clothes, jumping up and down like a happy little rabbit, and had already walked a few meters away.
"Baba, the A written in the fifth question on the third side of your test paper is so handsome!"
Chen Hao: "......"
Got caught......
Fat man messy in the wind......