Generally speaking, when a person encounters something that he cannot explain or does not want to accept, he will always think that it is not true, and that he is either hallucinating or dreaming.

Professor Shangguan's current situation is exactly like this.

"Professor Shangguan, don't care if it's true or not." Zhou Yan smiled: "You tell me, how many points can I get on this exam paper?" ”

"You tell me first, am I dreaming?"

Professor Shangguan still didn't want to believe that this qiē was real, and he muttered.

"There's a quick way to verify if you're dreaming."

Zhou Yan said calmly.

"How?" Professor Shangguan was in a trance, and for a while, he didn't understand what the method Zhou Yan was talking about.

"It's simple." Zhou Yan said: "Slap yourself hard, if you feel pain, then you are sober." The opposite is true. ”

Professor Shangguan nodded and slapped himself in the face.

"It hurts!"

A second later, Professor Shangguan held his reddened arm and smiled bitterly, "It seems that you are indeed a genius...... Well, wait. ”

Professor Shangguan replied and analyzed: "This exam paper was concocted by me at home in the past few days. You shouldn't see it. ”

He continued: "I also went to the office this morning to print out the exam paper with a USB flash drive, and there was no one around at that time, and it was impossible to leak secrets. ”

"Professor Shangguan, don't think about it." Zhou Yan sighed and said, "Even if I got the exam paper in advance, in such a short time. I might find the answer? ”

Zhou Yan said with a smile: "These questions, if you give them to others. I'm afraid that it may not take a year and a half to research the right answer. Right? ”

Professor Shangguan suddenly came back to his senses.

Fifty percent of the knowledge included in these questions is the result of my painstaking research in recent years. It has never been made public in the world.

In other words, even if these questions are leaked, if Zhou Yan doesn't understand, he will not be able to find the correct answer at all!

Professor Shangguan sighed, "Could it be that this is the difference between a genius and an ordinary person? The above knowledge points are the crystallization of my painstaking research in the conversion and utilization of new energy for more than 30 years. I didn't expect you, a hairy young man who has just come into contact with new energy conversion, to be able to answer perfectly in a month of study! ”

He shook his head and said, "Actually, when I see your answer, I shouldn't have suspected you of cheating. ”

He continued: "There are several questions, and your way of solving them is even simpler and clearer than mine. The basic theory used is also just right -- not that I am boasting, there are definitely no more than three people in the world who can surpass my ability to convert and utilize new energy. ”

"Professor Shangguan, you are humble." Zhou Yan said: "Not only is there no more than three people, but there is not even one person." ”

"If you had said that before today, I would have agreed." Professor Shangguan still had a surprised expression on his face, and of course he was also a little relieved: "But seeing the speed and accuracy of your answers, I found that at least you are much better than me!" ”

"Too modest."

Zhou Yan was a little embarrassed.

Make use of the cheat of the Universal Scene Converter yourself. Wouldn't it be too embarrassing to replace these esoteric exam questions with primary school nature exam questions if you still can't answer them correctly?

"Good, good!" Professor Shangguan sighed and said, "Since you got a perfect score in the exam, then I have nothing to teach you." All my knowledge of new energy conversion. It's all in this paper. You can get a perfect score to prove that your current level is at least as high as mine. ”

Zhou Yan was embarrassed.

Where is your knowledge of new energy conversion and utilization?

I'm just good at nature in elementary school!

"I am a man of my word." Professor Shangguan smiled bitterly: "What I said before must be counted. ”

"What?" Zhou Yan touched his nose and said, "I forgot." ”

Zhou Yan is young. Of course, the memory is not so bad.

The reason why he said this was actually to sue Professor Sù Shangguan. What he said before should only be regarded as a joke, and there is no need to take it seriously.

I forgot!

What are you serious?

"I said it. If you can really get 100 points on this exam, then my name will be read upside down! ”

Professor Shangguan said sternly: "I am a person who believes in my word, and what I have said will definitely come true!" ”

Zhou Yan secretly praised in his heart: "What a man who does what he says!" ”

Professor Shangguan suddenly smiled, took out his work card and ID card from his bag, and said, "From this moment on, anyone who sees me in the future will please read my name upside down." ”

"What's the problem?" Zhou Yan said embarrassedly: "You are just a joke. ”

"A man, stand up to the sky! What has been said, be followed. Professor Shangguan's face suddenly became stern: "Although I have only taught you homework for a month, I am also your teacher." ”

He continued: "No matter what industry you are engaged in in the future, you must remember what I just said. Keeping one's word is the foundation of one's life! ”

"It's like this, even if you don't care what my name is." Professor Shangguan's face showed a hint of pride: "But as a man, I must keep my promises. Got it? ”

How incisive!

What a feeling!

Zhou Yan gave Professor Shangguan thirty-two likes in his heart!

Do what you say, a good man should be like this!

Zhou Yan took Professor Shangguan's ID card, put it aside without looking at it, and said sincerely: "Professor Shangguan, you not only taught me the basic knowledge of new energy conversion and application before, but also benefited me a lot. ”

He continued: "Today, I set an example and made me understand the truth of being a human being. ”

Zhou Yan said: "As your student, but also as a real man. I, Zhou Yan, hereby assure you, although I have done things that I have not believed in the past. However, from today onwards, from this minute onwards, I, Zhou Yan, will definitely have to learn from your Shangguan professor's style of keeping his word. ”

He suddenly raised his right hand, placed it across his chest, and swore: "If you disobey, you will be pointed out by a thousand people!" Find a wife and find a Martian! ”

Thousands of people refer to.

This is a poisonous oath.

As a man, if there are a thousand other people in this world who look down on him and have such a bad reputation, then what chance is there to develop?

Even, I didn't even have a chance to find a wife.

Are there any living species on Mars?

This oath must be kept.

Professor Shangguan nodded: "Well, it would be great if it was like that—you should take a look at my ID card first, and when you see me in the future, you can call me by my new name." (To be continued......)

PS: Sprinkle the bowl with joy......

This time, the bowl is at least 24k titanium bowl, let's look at it......