Chapter 39: The Pig in the Police Car
Out of Qiyue Mountain, everyone's mobile phone has a signal, and the little policeman/cha on the neck saw a notice about the pig search for Sanfat, and with Jiang Hui's consent, the policeman/cha decided to drive a police car alone and send Sanpang back to Qijiazhai.
Zhuang Yi is still very happy to be able to leave Zhang Zimo, a female star.
It's not that he's afraid of Zhang Zimo killing him, after calming down, he thought about Zhang Zimo's words, Zhuang Yi felt that Zhang Zimo didn't actually plan to kill him.
"Knowing the true face of the 'Thorn Society Eleven', there are only a few people living in this world, and it seems that you can't become one of them."
Zhang Zimo's words made it clear that he was willing to let him go, and Gu Yuan and Ruan Qing's bullets, if Zhang Zimo hadn't rolled around with him and dodged away, most of his head would have been shot. Even with the shot he blocked, Zhang Zimo moved his position to avoid him from being shot.
Realizing that he was actually excusing the cold-blooded female evil star, Zhuang Yi hurriedly shook his head: You remember his Zhuang Yi! Anyway, that's the woman who used you as a body armor! Even if you are left alive, you will inevitably suffer, look at the fate of Sun Zhongzi's two shortcomings!
Sun Zhongzi was knocked to a concussion, the back of his head was swollen with a big bag, and when he turned his head a little violently, he screamed that the world was spinning.
This is exactly what Zhuang Yi fears.
And women are creatures with a head full of questions, and if you answer one question from her, you have to be prepared to answer her next thirty questions. For example, during the Spring Festival, she is replying to a group message from a female friend, and she will ask who is your woman? Why do you want to text you for the New Year? Are you in the same class? Are you in the same office? What is your relationship? ……
If he tells Zhang Zimo that he is a person, and his soul passes through and becomes a pig, I am afraid that in the end, he will even connect the Stygian Stone, the Soul Core, the Qi Regiment, the Energy Light Body, and He Lao Dao...... I have to say it all again, the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse can be explained clearly!
Fortunately, he has been on guard with the police/inspection army in the past few days, and Zhang Zimo has not looked for an opportunity to attack him, but if he goes out of the mountain with Zhang Zimo, it will be difficult to say.
When the little policeman/inspector drove him away, Zhang Zimo stood behind Jiang Hui and watched him all the time. Zhang Zimo is well disguised, it is easier to avoid Judaotang when she goes out with the police force, and she will not entangle with him too much now, as for whether she will go to Qijiazhai after getting rid of Judaotang, she will consider it when the time comes. What if he had found the new rules of the Soul Piercing Game and wore it back?
The little policeman/cha drove south, maybe not in the mission period, and the scenery on the side of the road was very good, the little policeman/cha was very happy, for a while he was watching and singing, and for a while he was talking to Zhuang Yi, regardless of whether a pig could understand or not.
Silly fork. Zhuang Yi lay in the back seat and slandered the noisy little policeman/detective, remembering that most owners also like to confide in their pets, talk bad about their bosses or teachers, and play all kinds of shame p1ay that never dares to show people in front of people.
The scenery on the side of the road swished back, and Zhuang Yi thought about countermeasures.
He didn't want to go back to Qijiazhai for the time being. It's not that he doesn't miss Qi Lei's group of bear children, but he feels that he has been lucky enough to go out this time except for two bullets in the leg, and the most hopeless Stygian Stone clue has also found one, he wants to dangle in Qi Yue Mountain again, maybe he can find the front and back parts of the sentence "Death and life are adjacent, life and death depend on each other".
Zhuang Yi looked at the little policeman/inspector in the front seat, and had to think of a way to make this kid unable to get to Qi's village.
Driving from here to Qijiazhai, the mountain road is winding and difficult, it is estimated that it will take more than half a day, and it is impossible for the little police/inspector to drive all the way, and he has to rest at least several times on the way, so he decided to find a gap in it to escape.
There was a police hat in the passenger seat, and Zhuang Yi suddenly thought of a brilliant idea.
God forbid, about two hours later, the little policeman/detective was in a hurry, parked the car at the edge of a dense forest, turned on the double flash, and after turning off the engine, he didn't even dial the car keys, and rushed out of the car and ran towards the woodland.
Zhuang Yi made a decision, drilled directly into the driver's seat, pulled the seat to the rear, sat on the buttocks on the footpad, stepped on the clutch and accelerator with the back hoof, crossed the steering wheel with the hoof, ignited, shifted gears, and the throttle was lifted twice with one hoof.
Luckily, two or three years ago, I drove my brother's broken Santana a few times.
Zhuang Yi crossed the steering wheel and turned around, all the way to the north. The mountain road is difficult to walk, several sections of the road next to the cliff, after a few years to touch the car, hand life, not to mention that there is no hand now only two hoof forks, Zhuang Yi carefully forked the steering wheel, deeply felt that he was driving a moving coffin, did not dare to soar too fast, Rao is so, a few sharp turns did not turn in time, almost fell off the deep cliff.
Fortunately, there were no cars on the road, and no one saw this scene of pigs driving police cars and busy hooves.
Zhuang Yi was lucky, but he didn't know that a black off-road car was flying behind him.
"What's so fun about the car/shock, I've played it twice." The bewitching woman sitting in the passenger seat turned her fingers and said with a reluctant expression.
"Be careful, little baby, the first two cars/shocks were either in the parking lot or on the side of the avenue, which is exciting enough, but it's not emotional." The man driving the car said, his head was a little bowed, his stomach was also bulging and tall, a typical image of a middle-aged man with a rich figure, "This time is different, deep mountains and old forests, fresh air, rock music, and birds chirping pheasants, tigers roaring wolves, the experience is definitely not ordinary!" ”
"But people want to play with ship shock, and they want to play machine shock." The voluptuous woman pursed her lips.
"Next time, next time I will definitely play! Next time, we will not only play ship shock, but also parachute shock! ”
"Skydive shock!?" The bewitching woman's eyes immediately lit up, "Parachuting is good!" The ship shock machine is not needed, next time we will directly parachute the earthquake! ……”
With hope, the bewitching woman no longer looks scared, and opens the car window to look at the scenery comfortably.
Covered in silver, snow-capped, the forest scenery in winter is different, the eyes are full of pears and white snowflakes pressing dead branches and evergreen pines, the bewitching woman is smiling, and a police car suddenly appears in her sight, and a pig's head flashes in front of her eyes when the car is in front of her.
"Pigs?!" The corners of the bewitching woman's raised mouth stiffened, and she turned her head sharply to look back, a huge pig's head was impressively in the driver's seat, wearing a police hat looked ridiculous, and there were two hoof forks on the steering wheel.
"Pigs! Pig! The voluptuous woman exclaimed.
The middle-aged man was happy: "Oh! Be careful with the liver baby, is Pig Pig my new nickname? ”
"It's a pig——! It's the pigs who drive the police car! The voluptuous woman pointed to the back of the car.
"Baby, you're saying that, it's a pig driving a police car, and it's a pig wearing a police uniform." The middle-aged man grinned, "Baby, you call Pig Pig so nicely, I'll scream hard later!" Scream! ”
"Who's going to talk to you about the bed! What a pig in the back of the police car! "The bewitching woman is on fire.
The middle-aged man looked in the rearview mirror, and at this time, the black off-road had turned a corner, and the police car and the so-called pig driving the police car had all disappeared.
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