086 "Embarrassment"
086 "Wolf Bèi"
"Oh my God! Girl, you're really good, I've never seen a monkey spirit so miserable~" Xie Xiaoji shook his head in amazement, "In addition to the people in the government, it's the first time I've seen a monkey spirit so afraid of a person." β
Gongsun Jile is the king of stealing, although he is worshiped as a king, he is still a thief. The thief is most afraid of the people in the government, but since he met Wen Shu, Gongsun Jile has one more person to fear.
Wen Shu rolled his eyes, "Is it that exaggerated?" "Could it be that her homemade anti-wolf spray has such a good effect that even the king of thieves bows down to her spray.
ββ¦β¦ Anti-wolf ...... Spray? Although Wen Shu's muttering voice is small, he can't stand these prawns, and their hearing is also god-like, which is very against the sky. Especially the Qianli Transson, it is a fighter in the rooster, two words, tough!
"Anti-wolf spray, what's that?" Xie Da Prawn showed a curious look of the baby, because judging by his years of experience in the rivers and lakes and his bright mind, what is this called anti-wolf spray, it must be something that makes the monkey spirit disarm and has unspeakable suffering.
After that time, the monkey carefully said that he wanted to steal the treasure, and asked him what he wanted to steal, but he refused to say that he was killed. Now it seems that it is very likely that the monkey spirit is stealing this anti-wolf spray.
Wen Shu cried, in fact, this has nothing to do with anti-wolf spray~ It's just that she has nothing to do in her own spare time, and the casualty rate of the point is zero offensive but full of medicine, because she hasn't taken a name yet, and she uses it to deal with the hair thief ~ wolf and the like, so it's temporarily named anti-wolf spray, in fact, it's really not like that at all, and there is no reason.
Can she say it's because she's lazy? If this reason is not acceptable. She can only say arrogantly, her uncle's invention of medicine is too much. There are not a thousand, but eight hundred, and each one thinks about what the name is. All her brain cells are going to die.
Since Xie Da Prawn asked, she didn't mind saying more, not telling the monkey spirit, she wanted to make his heart tickled, and looked forward to him planting it in her hands next time.
Who called the ancient life so boring, the people around her were too bad and had no desire to let her play~ hope. She couldn't bear the people close to her, and it was very coincidental. This monkey is also strange and funny, with first-class resistance to beating, and he has a small and strong attribute, it would be a very wise decision for him to help him complete the great cause of refining medicine.
I should also thank Wen Yuan and Qingxue for today's outing, Wen Shu has had enough days of restraining his nature and living carefully, he always thought that he was not showing his dew, acting low-key in everything, and not taking the initiative to embarrass others. You can get lucky and become a fish that slips through the net and live a quiet life.
Now it seems that even if you keep a low profile and dig into the dirt, there will be no less trouble. There is even a faint tendency to become more and more intense. In that case, why doesn't she live recklessly and fight one by one. How about two kicks in a pair?
Coupled with Wen Wen's later words, she also figured it out. She's not the one someone else won't let her do. People who don't do anything themselves.
On the contrary, she is a person with some ego. There is also a dark side to the character. Of course, she doesn't deny that sometimes she has some Mary Sue herself. The key is to see if the person has an appetite for him, and if he agrees with his eyes, he will have fellowship with his heart. Let her find fault with her, so take some time to play with them. At the end of the day, she's a headstrong person. But no matter whether things are good or bad, and what kind of decisions she makes, she can take responsibility for them.
When I was at home before, the old man used to say that she was a weird girl. has the most serious side, and there is no lack of ancient warmth and sincerity that a doctor should have. But she is really a difficult person to grasp, because of the random switching of two completely different personalities in her, especially when provoked, often arouses the dark attributes of her character.
It's just that the personality has changed a little bit, and I'm afraid that my mother and her old man can't stand it~
If Prince Yong saw her side, I'm afraid he wouldn't want her to be this side concubine when he cried to death? Crying dead and crying? Hehe! Wen Shu made up this picture and smiled happily.
There was another gust of wind, and Xie Xiaoji glanced back, making sure that there were no terrible creatures. But isn't the smile on the corner of Wen Shu's mouth more terrifying than that unknown creature?
Xie Xiaoji moved back, widening the distance between him and Wen Shu, and he slowly understood why the monkey spirit was both happy and afraid of this girl. Even if he doesn't know this girl well, he knows that it is not a good thing to be targeted by this girl. As for the hey, that monkey spirit guy, I haven't met such a fun person for a long time, right?
Especially after Xie Xiaoji learned what kind of anti-wolf spray was, he became more and more convinced of this.
"The magic of the so-called anti-wolf spray is not in the formula, but in the application method. With the monkey's skills, according to normal methods, he wanted to give him any medicine, but if he didn't put him down, he might have softened first. β
Xie Xiaoji nodded approvingly, "That's right, whoever called that monkey spirit the most powerful is the kung fu of escaping." "In addition, his job is to steal or steal the king, in addition to that pair of empty hands, he also has the ability to perceive dangers in the outside world, and he is also superior to others. Otherwise, he would have been sitting through the bottom of the six doors long ago.
"I watched for a long time, and knew that he had spotted the doll in my hand, so I put the medicine on the doll. Don't ask myself why I'm okay, this medicine is anti-wolf and anti-theft, am I like a wolf and a thief? β
"......" Xie Xiaoji's eyes widened, because he understood the meaning behind this sentence. Can you still decide not to poison that person after you have been drugged? β
After being drugged, many things should be decided by themselves, and according to her, some people will be poisoned when they touch that rag doll, while others will not.
And looking at her appearance, it is not that she will detoxify others after they are poisoned, but that she will not find any abnormalities at all if she should not be poisoned, and there will be no abnormalities.
This kind of thing, how to think about it, how incredible.
"Uh-huh, that's what it means." Wen Shu snorted very tuggingly, and decided to be angry with the chick, "But Xie Xiaoji, guess what, if that rag doll is in your hands, will you be fine?" β
"Third Miss, Xie didn't offend you, you forgave me for what happened just now, what kind of anti-wolf spray you can make to the monkey spirit, I won't bother you to entertain you with such a good thing." At the critical moment, I can't care about any brotherly friendship. Monkey spirit, monkey spirit, don't blame me, you were unkind to my brother first, so don't blame me for being unjust.
Wen Shu knew that Xie Xiaoji was a master, and he would not really be afraid of her, and he made this kind of scared appearance just to have fun with her, since this was the case, she was not polite. If you don't hit him at this time, you won't have such a good chance next time.
"Although you Xie Xiaoji is not a wolf, just a chicken, but a merry flower ~ heart chicken. You are the most important, how many girls will be poisoned by you, not a weasel, but a full color ~ wolf, my anti-wolf spray is specially saved because of guys like you! β
Xie Xiaoji complained bitterly, with a wry smile on his face, "The third lady looks up to Xie too much~ At this time, let's discuss the topic of pretending to be a dead corpse just now, what do you think?" He would rather pretend to be dead than be stared at dangerously by this girl, as if he would be the sacrifice of her precious medicine in the next moment, the third lady of the Wen family, is really a terrible being.
Although he still wanted to know how the anti-wolf spray did that kind of unbelievable Cheng dΓΉ, he thought that Wen Shu would not say it again. It's like a unique secret recipe of a century-old store, which can be easily leaked. It's her medicine, you should have a good relationship with her, get some from her. With this, the monkey spirit is still not obedient?
What kind of eyes is he, the last time I saw her in Lao Kang Teahouse, he would have thought that this girl was a rare gentle and good woman. often made fun of the Admiralty Tower behind his back, matched him with words, and married this girl. Looking at this posture now, for the sake of his best brother, he still persuaded the Admiralty Tower to find another good fate, right?
But Xie Xiaoji thought about it again, for the sake of his own safety in the future, so as not to fall into the monkey spirit's field, let the Golden Bell Tower deal with her.
If one person has to jump into this fire pit, it's better to let someone else do it. He thinks it's a fire pit, and people may think it's a pin ~ soul nest. In front of her sweetheart, this girl may recall a little girl's self-consciousness from her.
"What, do you really want to pretend to be dead?" actually changed the topic for her, and played tricks again. Wen Shu decided that the corpse for a while should make him look a little more thrilling, how about bleeding beyond recognition?
It's not good, it's better not to joke about this kind of thing, it reminds people of sad topics. Wen Shu switched to Mary Sue mode again and decided that it would be better to be merciful to this chick's men. With such a handsome face, she was ruined by herself, how many girls would sharpen her knives Huo Huo to Wen Shu, and she couldn't do it herself, right?
"Third Miss's orders, how dare Xie Xiaoji disobey?" So even if it's a dead body, he lets it go.
"Xie Xiaoji, are you very good? Is there something to ask for so much hospitality? "It's just too much diligence, should Wen Shu say that he is very flattered?
"It should be, it should be, teach the monkey spirit a lesson, Xie Xiaoji is duty-bound." This time they joined forces, and they didn't capture the monkey spirit?
"You brother deserves it, it's really interesting~ This moment I sent people into the fire pit again, and I joined forces with people to deal with them for a while, what should I do, I began to feel a little sympathy for that monkey?"
"Third Miss, what you said is right, just one point, that monkey spirit is not worthy of sympathy." Xie Xiaoji flashed, sat down, and squeezed his eyes at Wen Shu.
Wen Shu had the urge to stroke his forehead, but he still had to admit it, "Xie Xiaoji, you're right, that monkey skin is indeed itchy." β
"So ......"
"So let's join forces and teach a lesson."
β¦β¦β¦β¦ (To be continued......)