Chapter Seventy-Four: Mourning After Death

When the good news of "Shang Lord" came, Wan Dianyou was washing his feet, he thought the water was too cold, and he took a hot water kettle next to him. I don't know yet! The person next to him shouted in fright: "Master, master!" Your feet -- "I almost didn't ask" Are your feet familiar?" ”

Wan Dian reacted at this time, screaming and pulling his feet, whistling and blowing, but fortunately he was not ripe. With burn medicine, he can go to bed for a few days.

When Yun Jian heard this, he also sympathized with him, came to see him in person, and asked him in his heart: If you don't like Princess Xueyi too much, tell me directly, and I won't force you too much. There's always something else to think of. Such as......

"No, no!" Wan Dian said categorically, "I am willing to share the emperor's worries." ”

"Are you sure?" Yun Jian asked.

Wan Dian had an old face and a red face, and said loudly: "Someone has to marry the princess!" ”

Yun Jian looked at Wan Dian for a while, laughed, stretched out his hand and patted Wan Dian on the shoulder, shaking his head and laughing.

In this way, Princess Xueyi, who was once thought to be celibate, finally got married. It is very difficult to guess what these two people have taken a fancy to each other. In short, they are all old rivers and lakes who have seen the world, they know what they want very well, and they are happy with each other!

The biggest beneficiary is probably Cloud Sword. Princess Xueyi was willing to be used by him, cooperating with Yun Shi internally and Wandian externally, giving full play to her true ability, thousands of times more than when she was in the Daling Dynasty.

There is just one point, she controls her husband too tightly. Wan Dianyou can already listen to her very much, flattering her like a top boss. Or sometimes I make a mistake and have to be angry with her.

Here's an example. Once Xue Yi went far away, Wan Dian estimated that she would not come back that day, he happened to have a drink with a few good friends, and called Kabuki to come, saying that it was singing, who knows what else to do? In short, Princess Xueyi is back! When the kabuki escaped the door, it is said that they were all disheveled and disheveled.

Why did they flee? Because Princess Xueyi is holding a bright knife in her hand! Don't blame them for being timid. The guests fled faster than they did!

Princess Xueyi was wearing a short beat, and the hairpin ring was troublesome, and she took it all off, so she was so draped. I got a knife out of nowhere. rushed in directly, and in an instant, the Ying Geyan language was scattered, the guests all ran away, and all the people got under the bed!

How did Princess Xueyi teach Wandian a lesson that time. No one out there knows. Anyway, after he came out to meet people again. And they looked in his face. Wan Dian asked, "What for?" The man replied, "I heard that the trellis in your backyard has collapsed." See if you have any scrapes on your face. Wan Dianyou snorted: "It's funny." It's funny. Get lost! ”

People laughed at him, but it was okay. That month happened to be the time when the officials gave the hundred officials a word test. The waiter in charge of this part gave Wan Dianyou a comment: "Women are strong and husbands are weak, and they are rigid inside and soft outside." Monogamy cannot be forbidden. How can the people be purged? If the wife does not cultivate etiquette, where is the spirit of the husband? Take the test. ”

Wan Dian hadn't said anything about this evaluation, and Xue Yi looked for Yun Jian to protest. Yun Jian was as kind as a stream, and asked her, "Then what do you suggest?" ”

After Princess Xueyi's suggestion was transmitted back to the ministry, they were all going crazy: what the hell! Tell us to try out their husband's position? Do you have to learn to lay eggs in order to judge whether an egg is delicious or not? Did this woman's brain get caught in the door? The Holy One will never ......

They weren't embarrassed to say, "The Holy One won't follow his brain and be caught by the door, so he agreed to her, right?" ”

Of course, Yun Jian's brain is indeed not bad. He didn't follow Princess Xueyi's advice, but he didn't completely ignore it either. He proposed a fairer way: the officials would choose the people they thought were suitable to PK Princess Xueyi and his wife.

In other words, the officials don't really need to lay eggs, as long as they prove that they have a good eye for picking eggs.

A rookie in the army is now also a general, and he has a competition with Wandian. First it's heads-up, then it's offensive.

Not only were the people of the capital crazy, but the residents of hundreds of nearby towns were sensational. Those who can come are here. For such a grand event, it is hard to get a ticket. The treasury of the imperial court was full of money. All kinds of vendors also gather here. This meeting directly contributed to a bazaar, and even after the end of the competition, it was still a large set every year and a small set every month. The position of the capital of the new dynasty as the center of north-south trade was established.

That heads-up, Wandian was almost defeated, and then he used his strength to eat milk and made a risky move, but he still won. According to him, he thought that if he lost, he would have to look at his wife's face, so he fought against the water. As for the second level of offensive and defensive battles, Wan Dian has accumulated experience in fighting with Yun Jian for so many years, and Yun Jian has added so many merits to him and promoted so many levels not by human favor alone, and the junior general can't beat him for the time being. He won again.

Princess Xueyi gave another person elected by the ministry to make moves in domestic and foreign affairs. Each of them chose a vassal to negotiate.

Although the boundaries controlled by the Han people in the Central Plains have nominally been subordinated to the imperial court, many places are actually in their own affairs, similar to the Jiedu envoys. Yun Jian made them all vassals, hoping to gradually bring them all under the jurisdiction of the imperial court, but he didn't want to force them to rebel. Boiled frogs in warm water, how to adjust the temperature of this water, very particular. Princess Xueyi's focus during this period of time has been doing this, and she has achieved remarkable results. She is more than this job with the officials of the department.

The officials completed the work in a decent manner, not only did not break out of conflicts, but also won more benefits from the hands of the feudal marquis. The officials were very happy and felt that they would not lose this time.

Princess Xueyi's results were even stronger: the vassal she was in charge of went directly to the court to meet and was willing to accept all transfers! I've given the entire domain to the Imperial Court!

The officials were very unconvinced: that vassal was actually a loyal minister of Daling! For the sake of Princess Xueyi's face, I will return to obedience! Princess Xueyi took advantage of her background, and this is how she won! How can someone else beat her?

Yun Jian replied: "It's not bad about Princess Xueyi's identity, helping her score points is not helping her lose points." ”

There are sensible ministers, so they go to scold those fools in the Ministry of Officials: "Why do you think the emperor is so reasonable to Princess Xueyi?" ”

Regardless of the black cat or white cat, it is a good cat to catch a mouse! Princess Xueyi and his wife can make meritorious contributions to the court, do you care who overwhelms whom behind closed doors? Why do you rate them as inferior?

The officials came to a big change. Taking this as an opportunity, the politics of the new DPRK were mainly practical, and few people talked about those false texts of great truths.

Although no one talks about fiction, there are still people who pat horses. A Xue Zhi, since Yun Jian came to power, the whole family has avoided Yun Jian. The so-called avoidance is the words Yun Jian's name, which he regards as sacred and cannot usually be talked about. In fact, Yun Jian knew that his name was ordinary, and he didn't want to change his name, and he didn't care about this, so he didn't ask others to avoid it. You said that if "thank you" has to be avoided as "more generous intentions", "cloud" has to be avoided as "Tianfu", and "sword" has to be avoided as "Qingfeng", don't be awkward?

If you want to be flattering, you can't care about being awkward.

He ordered all his family members to avoid the honorific title of the new emperor, and when they heard that anyone accidentally broke the taboo, they would whip and reprimand him. It's a pity that these words are indeed too common, and sometimes he is careless, and he accidentally says it, so he hits himself in the mouth. Flattery is so, and he hopes to reach heaven. The boss accepted his benefits and really helped him play. Yun Jian's evaluation after reading it was: The imperial court chapter writes these? Doesn't their department have anything more worth declaring?

The boss lost points in the current evaluation. And Na Xue engaged in his own evaluation, how should it be, and he didn't get any benefits.

There is a Zhu Yushi, who may think that this Xue is ineffective in making sycophants, because he can't shoot well. He heard that Mrs. Xie, who is now the queen mother, unfortunately contracted a minor illness, so he took all the people around him to eat fasting and pray. His wife accidentally brought a meat dish up, and he directly threw the vegetable bowl on the ground and scolded his wife: "Don't you know that we fast and pray for the Queen Mother?" How dare you touch meat! Disloyalty, unfilial piety, and lack of people's hearts, that's it! On this ground, he divorced his wife.

This matter between husband and wife falls within the scope of responsibility of the relevant departments. See that Princess Xueyi and Wandian have that kind of thing, even if the husband and wife fight, they can ignore it, divorce their wives, and it is for the queen mother, this must be heard by heaven.

After Yun Jian listened, he was also very humorous: "Zhu Yushi is really a piece of filial piety. Then use what you need. ”

How to measure the material? Since he is so filial to the eldest lady, then go and wait for the eldest lady!

When Zhu Yushi heard this, he was almost frightened**: In the past, Mrs. Xie did not have a manservant by her side, but now she is the queen mother! Can the waiter around him be a man? Didn't the man have to be castrated to send it in?

People also have to joke with him: Anyway, you have sent your wife away, it seems that you are ready, and now you are castrated, and you have nothing to worry about.

Are you kidding! How can this thing under the crotch be without care. Not everyone can be so cruel to themselves! He dared to send his wife away, just because he felt that there would be a better woman in the future! Let's not mention women, castration itself is also dangerous! Boom, Second Master Xie is a lesson from the past. Although the emperor sent Second Master Xie to the mountains for confinement and reflection, he also gave an explanation to the deceased...... Zhu Yushi doesn't want to be a dead person! It's all dead, and there's still a hairy use for it!

Some people say what mourns after death...... However, the death of Yuting, the final verdict was that he flattered the second master Xie and asked for advancement, but the second master Xie did not accept it, and really called the eunuch, but unfortunately missed. This kind of verdict, what kind of ghost sorrow?

Zhu Yushi thought that if he died, it would be such a foregone conclusion. He flattered the emperor by himself, and wanted to castrate himself to serve the queen mother, but unfortunately died...... People don't have to laugh at it!

He wanted to cry. (To be continued......)