"Scene transition, three, two, one!"

With the sound of the universal scene turner, Zhou Yan came to the space just now.

Zhou Yan picked up the pencil and said, "This time, I want to write the words 'Don't urinate anywhere'." ”

"Okay." The Universal Scene Converter said, "Add a signature, just write down ten numbers." ”

Zero, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

Succeed with flying colors!

Zhou Yan withdrew from the scene transition.

"Zhou Yan's pen is vigorous and powerful, and he is really a grandmaster-level figure that is rare to see in 10,000 years!" Seeing Zhou Yan's pen walking the dragon and snake, so fast that it was almost invisible to the naked eye, Director Luo exclaimed: "Ah! ”

At this time, he had already found a few big words on the paper: "Don't urinate anywhere - Zhao Huang is hunting." ”

Dizzy!

Director Luo was so depressed that he couldn't put it into words, what is this?

Why is the inscription given to Longcheng No. 2 Middle School is a decent "Virtue, Teaching and Educating People", but it is a cheating word like "Don't urinate anywhere" to our Jiucheng No. 1 Middle School?

When our Jiucheng No. 1 Middle School is a public toilet?

Director Luo really wants to tear this word to pieces!

However, this is a super calligraphy work of "power through the back of the paper" and "three points into the wood", which is priceless!

"Hahaha!" Principal Peng finally didn't hold back and laughed.

This made Director Luo even more unhappy, and said angrily: "What are you laughing at? - This is a rare ink treasure! ”

"yes, yes!" Li Yong hurriedly said: "This character can be pasted in the toilet of your school as a treasure of the town toilet......

With that, he covered his mouth - what was going on? This is Chiluoluo's slapping director Luo's face!

I really don't choose what to say.

"This ......" Director Luo put on a bitter gourd face and said to Zhou Yan: "Thank you Zhou Yan for your Mobao, it seems that this thing can only be put in the toilet at home......"

"Who said you can only hang on the toilet?" Zhou Yan smiled: "I was in a bit of a hurry when I was writing just now, can you give me a pair of scissors?" ”

"Scissors?" Director Luo said curiously: "What's the use? ”

"Take it...... Own arrangement. ”

“…… Who's that...... Go to the office and get a pair of scissors...... "Director Luo didn't know what was going on, but according to what Zhou Yan said, let people get the scissors.

"I also need a bottle of glue......

Principal Peng and Li Yong both looked at Zhou Yan with a smile, although they didn't know what he wanted to do, but they had a feeling in their hearts that this must be an interesting thing.

"I've been the host for almost 20 years, and Brother Zhou Yan is the first person who makes me unable to take over." Li Yong said with a smile.

"It's an honor."

With the almighty scene converter as his backing, Zhou Yan is neither humble nor arrogant in front of a big star like Li Yong, and he is quite arrogant.

Glue and scissors were taken.

"Forehead ......" Zhou Yan said: "I was a little distracted when I was writing just now, and I reversed the position of the words, it should be like this......"

He quickly cut out the rice paper with the words "Don't urinate anywhere", and then cut it evenly into six small pieces, which are "no", "may", "whatever", "place", "small", and "poop".

These six words, each word, have their own independent charm, even if they are cut, they all look like high-quality products!

Director Luo smiled: "These words are all high-quality products!" ”

"That's how the words should be arranged."

Zhou Yan picked up the glue, arranged a few words from a new one, and showed it to everyone.

"Small things can't be casual!"

Li Yong was the first to react, gave a thumbs up, and said, "I'll give you thirty-two likes!" ”

Principal Peng didn't even look at it: "You can't urinate anywhere, how to urinate everywhere?" - Can you still defecate anywhere? Hahaha......"

"Small things can't be casual?" He suddenly came to his senses, looked up at the revised text panel, clapped his hands and sighed: "Sure enough, it is a hero who is a teenager - such a change, the artistic conception has been sharply improved!" Two very different meanings! ”

"Bang Bang!" Director Luo was overjoyed and applauded: "Wonderful hands rejuvenation, wonderful hands rejuvenation!" ”

Zhou Yan smiled but said nothing.

Principal Peng looked at Zhou Yan and said in his heart: "No wonder he was able to jump from the top few poor students to the top of the college entrance examination with a full score." He's so wise and too strategic. ”

Principal Peng analyzed it this way.

Zhou Yan was originally a graduate of Longcheng No. 2 Middle School, and he has feelings for his alma mater, so it is normal to mention a word.

Li Yong is the top host in China, and it doesn't matter if he is given a word.

But this Director Luo is the teaching director of Jiucheng No. 1 Middle School, if Zhou Yan still gives him calligraphy and paintings very casually, wouldn't it show everyone that his feelings for Jiucheng No. 1 Middle School are the same as those for his alma mater?

Obviously, Zhou Yan will not have any feelings for Jiucheng No. 1 Middle School, which means that he does not have any feelings for Longcheng No. 2 Middle School!

Zhou Yan's current approach makes Principal Peng very satisfied!

Although I have inscribed the No. 1 Middle School in Jiucheng, I have to play a trick first!

This kid is so talented!

Well, the words he wrote are indeed a rare ink treasure!

Everyone was happy.

"I said." After finishing pasting rice paper, Zhou Yan smiled and said, "Shouldn't we be busy with business?" ”

Li Yong patted his head and said with a smile: "Haha, I got my brother's Mobao, I was excited for a while, and I forgot about it." ”

He is worthy of being a top celebrity, and he smiled at Principal Peng: "Before, Zhou Yan said that it is very important for him to quickly improve his grades and get a full score in all subjects in the college entrance examination because of the set of "Longcheng No. 2 Middle School Quick Learning Method" edited by you. ”

"Hehe, this matter has to start from more than ten years ago...... Principal Peng narrowed his originally small eyes slightly, as if he was in deep thought: "That year, I was still the head teacher of a graduating class, and there was a classmate in the class, and the situation was similar to that of Zhou Yan......"

After that, Principal Peng quoted from the side, talking about the past and the present, which made everyone stunned for a moment - even Zhou Yan himself almost believed that he was really able to achieve such an ungodly college entrance examination result with the help of this set of learning methods!

Half an hour later, Principal Peng concluded: "Although this method is not a panacea, it can indeed make a surprising reversal for children like Zhou Yan, who were originally smart but did not find the right learning method!" ”

"Wow! It's a fantastic learning method – it's impossible to measure its value financially! ”

At this point, he paused deliberately.

"How much exactly?" Many parents of students in the audience who want their son Jackie Chan have long been tickled, and finally heard that this tone is about to be sold, and everyone asked in unison: "As long as there is a price, we can afford it!" ”

In the hearts of Chinese parents, the success of their children is the first thing!

(Pray for all parents in the world!) ）

(As usual, the bowl is set...... If you see it cool, please give me some spicy strips...... Tickets and favorites are a must...... ）