These people design these idiot-like things, and they really think that they are in a trap, but they don't know that they just want to play with them, and they are really self-inflicted.

At this time, at Hu Yan's house, Hu Xiaofei was sitting at the table reviewing her homework, when there was a knock on the door outside, Hu Xiaofei walked over, opened the door, and saw Ye Tiannan, and her face immediately turned happy.

"Brother Ye, are you here?" Hu Xiaofei's face was pleasantly surprised.

"Yes, Xiaofei, I also brought you something to eat." Ye Tiannan smiled with a bunch of things to eat.

Hu Xiaofei was suddenly a little embarrassed.

"Brother Ye, forget it if you come, you always bring these things to eat."

"Hehe, it's okay, let's eat together."

"Okay." Hu Xiaofei didn't hesitate and nodded.

"By the way, Xiaofei, where are you from?"

"My family? My family, like Brother Ye, is from Xijiang. Hu Xiaofei replied casually.

"Hehe, yes, Xiaofei, I didn't tell you, I'm from Xijiang." Ye Tiannan looked smiling, and Hu Xiaofei, who was eating, suddenly froze.

glanced at Ye Tiannan and smiled.

"I remember that I seem to have heard what Brother Ye said." Hu Xiaofei smiled a little far-fetched, but Ye Tiannan looked at Hu Xiaofei with a smile and didn't speak.

"Brother Ye, what are you always looking at me for. I'm too embarrassed to eat it. ”

"It's okay, you eat yours, I'm full."

"By the way, I'll tell you a story."

"Storytelling?" Hu Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, and then nodded: "Okay, okay, I like to listen to stories the most." ”

"This story is about a man who was a thief, and he took a fancy to a bell in front of someone's house, but he wanted to steal the bell, but he was afraid that when he took the bell, it would be heard, so he thought of a way, do you know what the solution is?"

"What's the solution?" Hu Xiaofei opened her eyes wide and looked at Ye Tiannan.

"The way to do this is to cover his ears and steal the bell, which he thinks he can't hear, and no one else can hear either."

"Hehe, this person is so stupid." Hu Xiaofei let out a crisp laugh, but then her smile froze, as if she had thought of something.

"Hehe, this story is to sue us for covering our ears and stealing the bell, we can only deceive ourselves and others, and we can't deceive others." When Ye Tiannan said this, his eyes looked straight at Hu Xiaofei.

Hu Xiaofei, who was a little uncomfortable by Ye Tiannan, quickly stood up from her position.

"Brother Ye, I'll go to the toilet, you eat slowly." Hu Xiaofei said and ran towards the toilet.

"Wait." Ye Tiannan suddenly shouted.

Hu Xiaofei's body was stunned.

"Xiaofei, I have always regarded you as a sister." Ye Tiannan's words made Hu Xiaofei's body tremble again.

Immediately, Ye Tiannan sighed.

"But I regard you as a sister, why do you keep deceiving me and trying to harm me?" Ye Tiannan shook his head as he spoke.

Hu Xiaofei, who was originally facing away from this side, turned his head and looked at Ye Tiannan, with the innocent and romantic look on his face.

"How do you know?" The voice was extremely cold and cold, which was worlds different from Hu Xiaofei just now.

"Hehe, this is not simple, in fact, you have to lie to me, there are too many flaws, on the first day, where you put breakfast, and it happened to be placed in a position where there was no one, there were almost no people in a day, at least after I moved in, I rarely saw anyone eating breakfast there. If you are really a laid-off female worker, and your family is really so difficult, you will not choose to serve breakfast there, and in addition, the acting skills of the extras you invited are too poor, and a few people left directly without paying for breakfast, and you don't seem to see it, is this normal? In addition, those so-called chengguan are just some of the people you invited, by the way, you still put some things in the breakfast to prevent me from escaping when the time comes, and I ran out of the way. ”

"Why do you still believe in us and come back with us?"

"Hehe, I just want to see, what tricks do you want to play, the next act is okay, at least your three subordinates are acting very really, ordinary people really can't tell the difference, do you remember that you are in that food stall, Director Wang Zheng was stabbed, where are you standing, although the expression is very scared, but the eyes are very indifferent, and there is even a trace of pride. In addition, how can a laid-off female worker have such delicate fingers, they should be rough, am I right, Miss Ouyang Meili. ”

The last sentence Ye Tiannan said seemed to hit the point, Hu Xiaofei's body was shocked, and he looked at Ye Tiannan with an incredible expression.

"You already know it, why do you want to fall into the trap we have planted?"

"Haha, I'm not afraid of the thief's care, I'm afraid that the thief will worry about it, if I don't lure you out, how can I beat you to death with a stick."

"Wonderful, wonderful!" A round of applause came from behind the door, and a young man with a pale face appeared.

"Ye Tiannan is worthy of being Ye Tiannan, he is amazing."

Ye Tiannan smiled indifferently and looked at the young man in front of him with a proud expression.

"Your Red Army is really resurrected, and it's a pity that our Grim Reaper didn't wipe you all out at the beginning."

"Shut up!" The young man's face changed, as if he thought of what happened back then, his face was hideous for a while, and then he suddenly laughed nervously.

"Ye Tiannan, do you still think that our Red Army is the Red Army back then? And you, Ye Tiannan, are no longer butchers. In my eyes, you are now like a lowly wretched worm, I can play you to death as much as I want! Do you want to know what happened to your women? Ha ha! ”

Ichiro Nakayama let out a terrifying laugh, then stopped laughing and looked at Ye Tiannan.

"You know, how many days and nights, I've been trying to dig out your heart and eat your meat, but unfortunately, I haven't played enough, and you yourself have been exposed in advance, but it doesn't matter, what I want is not only the process, but more importantly, the result." Ichiro Nakayama walked over as he spoke, and sat down next to Ye Tiannan.

"If you sit so close to me, aren't you afraid that I will kill you at once?" Ye Tiannan smiled.

"Really? Haha, I didn't expect that I would be able to have a face-to-face communication with the captain butcher in the Grim Reaper, which is really my honor. Ichiro Nakayama patted Ye Tiannan's face with his hand.

"You hit my cartilage powder, it is the physique of a fairy, don't think about moving within five hours, your Ye Tiannan's physique is good and the crazy old man gave you a poisonous body, but so what, I can still make you unable to move within half an hour." In this half an hour, I can do many, many things, including cutting your flesh off your body piece by piece, so that you can experience that kind of pain, this method, didn't you Celestial Empire people invent this method? Surely you'd love to try it too. When he said this, Ichiro Nakayama's face was full of hideousness.

"Who said I couldn't move." Ye Tiannan stretched out his hand like lightning and grabbed Ichiro Nakayama's neck with one hand.

Hu Xiaofei over there just wanted to move, but Ye Tiannan exerted a little force, and Ichiro Nakayama's face immediately turned the color of pig liver.

"Sister, I can pinch a steel plate with my hands and feet, and it is definitely easier to pinch your brother's neck than to pinch a french fry, if you want to try, I can do what you want." After Ye Tiannan finished speaking, he neatly broke Ichiro Nakayama's neck, and didn't even say a word.

Until he died, Ichiro Nakayama didn't figure out how Ye Tiannan escaped the cartilage.

Ye Tiannan clapped his hands and stood up from his position.

"Isn't it strange why I know so thoroughly, is it because we have someone inside?" Ye Tiannan smiled. A man walked in through the door.

Hu Xiaofei, to be precise, should be Sakurako Zhongshan, when she saw the person in front of her, her eyes instantly widened, and her eyes were full of disbelief.

When I returned to the Longcheng community, it was already the beginning of the Chinese lanterns, looking at the moon overhead, unknowingly, it had been almost a year since I came back, and it was soon the traditional festival of the Celestial Empire, Chinese New Year's Eve.

Only this year's self, will feel a little lonely, at this time of the year, there is no concept of Chinese New Year's Eve abroad, almost how much to spend, when there is no task, all night long, play women, eat, spend money, what is expensive to buy, what women are the most beautiful.

When I returned to China, I seemed to have changed, although I became free and not so restricted, but there was a trace of indescribable melancholy.

"What do you think? Uncle? Luo Li walked over and glanced at Ye Tiannan.

"Didn't think about anything, why don't you go and play mahjong?"

"I won't, and there are just eight of them, so I can't get in." Speaking of this, Luo Li curled her mouth a little unhappily.

"It's not easy, there's nothing to play, let's play poker!"

"Okay, uncle, let's play with money, a hundred yuan a handful, how about it." As soon as she heard this, Luo Li was immediately very happy, turned around and walked inside.

After playing crazy all night, it wasn't until the second evening that Ye Tiannan woke up, rubbed the forehead of a little bastard, and pushed Luo Li who was pressing on him aside, Ye Tiannan walked out with a big yawn. I glanced at the sky outside.

It was already dark. Ye Tiannan stretched his waist, and was just about to go back, when he suddenly became alert in his heart, Ye Tiannan lowered his voice, and there was a snapping sound behind him, as if something had been knocked down.

Ye Tiannan turned his head to look, and a hole like half a fist appeared on a fancy bra, and the surrounding area was obviously turned black by the heat carried out by the bullet.

"Damn, it's a heavy obstacle." If there is anything that can threaten Ye Tiannan at this time, not to mention those weapons of great destruction, the number one will definitely be a heavy obstacle.

If it weren't for the habit of being on the battlefield for many years, he would have this ability to sense danger, but I was afraid that at this time, he would have a big hole in his chest, kick his legs, and burp.

Bend down, keep your head down, and walk quickly to the front, the opponent's blocker, even if he has great skills, it is impossible to change the angle of the bullet and hit it inside.

There was another burst of vigilance in his heart for no reason, Ye Tiannan rolled on his side, the whole person turned to the side, and there was a fist-sized hole on the ground.

"I'll go!" Ye Tiannan glanced at the hole, didn't dare to stay, immediately ran inside, rushed into his bedroom, Ye Tiannan pulled out two shields from the ground that were more than one person high.

This is also a good habit that Ye Tiannan has developed No matter where he is, even if this place is safe, Ye Tiannan must leave some weapons to defend himself, offensive weapons are necessary, but this is also necessary.

This special steel shield can withstand the bullets of long-range sniper rifles, and even rockets. Of course, resistance is resistant, that is also tested, as for whether it is true or false, but no one has tested it.

Flipping to the side of the cabinet, Ye Tiannan pulled out a white sleeve from it, spit some saliva and smeared it, and immediately a row of buttons appeared, Ye Tiannan did not pause, and quickly pressed the case above.