"Wife......" came and panted: "You hung up my phone, I will immediately rush to the airport, the plane at three ~ o'clock in the afternoon, the imperial capital at half past five - it is not easy to find this place for you, and it took a few taxis to find here." I'm not late, am I? ”

The person who came was the father of winter melon.

Zhou Yan took a closer look, the father of the winter melon is a mature old handsome guy, with tough facial features, and he is a good match for the mother of the winter melon.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!"

The father of the winter melon arrived in time, which made the mother of the winter melon happy, but she immediately put on a straight face.

"Wife, what's going on? Okay, why do you say a divorce to me? ”

Father Winter Melon scratched his scalp: "I said, I didn't do anything wrong at home?" Isn't it just cooking instant noodles at noon today and burning a hole in the pot? You know, I'm not familiar with these kitchen things, so it's better for you to come to the imperial capital to eat and drink spicy food with your daughter, and leave me alone at home......"

It turned out that the father of winter melon made rice to eat at noon today, and after thinking about it, he didn't know how to make vegetables, so he took a pack of instant noodles and cooked it.

Who would have thought that while cooking instant noodles, Daddy Winter Melon fell in love with football - as a result, he became energetic at first sight, until he smelled the burnt smell coming from the kitchen, and Daddy Winter Melon hurriedly turned off the fire......

Mother Winter Melon's face was cold: "It's not about this! ”

Father Winter Melon didn't dare to raise his head, and said with a sad face: "I did pinch two hundred yuan for last month's bonus." But I hadn't smoked in a long time - my throat was so dry that I went to buy a cigarette to smoke. ”

Mother Wintermelon: "No wonder, you've been smelling of smoke for the past few weeks - it's not these!" ”

"But. I can't really remember what I did wrong? ”

"Look up! Such. Maybe you'll know what mistakes you've made! "Mother Winter Melon's voice is very soft. But the words were so cold that Daddy Winter Melon shivered.

"Winter melon, you girl, you don't know how to ......persuade your mother when she is angry" Winter melon's father raised his head and happened to see winter melon sitting next to winter melon's mother......

What the?

Two winter melons?

What's going on?

Dad Winter Melon rubbed his eyes with his hand, yes, it was indeed two winter melons!

Sitting next to the mother of the winter melon, one left and one right, two winter melons!

Father Winter Melon suddenly pinched his big~ leg hard: "I'm not dreaming!" How can there be two winter melons? ”

Daddy Winter Melon thought about it. A word came out of his mouth: "Cosplay? ”

The word cosplay must be familiar to everyone, so I won't explain it here.

However, it is indeed very fresh to spit out this term in the mouth of a forty or fifty-year-old like Daddy Winter Melon.

The winter melon was originally holding back, but when he heard his father say this, he immediately laughed and said, "Hahaha...... Unexpectedly, our two sisters were actually considered cosplay! ”

Zhou Yanzheng said: "Uncle, this is your fault. How can this be cosplay? Even if you're ahead of your time, you can't think of it as cosplay, right? Cosplay is aimed at characters from anime. And Xiao Xiaofeng is exactly the same as winter melon. But they are all real people. It's all your daughters! ”

Father Winter Melon said embarrassedly: "Well, the word is wrong." Fortunately, the little brother pointed it out. That's right, it's a parody show, right? ”

Seeing that there was an ashtray beside Zhou Yan, the father of the winter melon quickly took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it to Zhou Yan: "Come on, come on, they are all good people, light it, light it." ”

Zhou Yan saw that the father of the winter melon was moving quickly, and couldn't help but laugh: "Uncle, your movements are very fast!" The gesture of pulling out the cigarette was very quick. ”

"Of course, it takes a lot of tempering to make steel. I practiced this movement under the supervision of your aunt. ”

Daddy Winter Melon explained: "On weekdays, your aunt does not allow me to smoke. I am only allowed to smoke with guests if there are guests in the house. Haha, can such an action not be fast? ”

Mother Winter Melon said coldly: "Don't worry, no one will care if you smoke or not in the future - even if you smoke pneumonia and tuberculosis...... Nobody cares about you. ”

Father Donggua sneered: "I said wife, what's the matter with calling me over from afar?" Is it just to watch the imitation show of winter melon? I think it's a bit interesting to put it on the southeast platform - it's a pity, our winter melon is famous, but few people have seen her true face! ”

When Dad Winter Melon said this, he suddenly remembered something, and slapped his big~ leg suddenly: "That's right!" If you can go to the southeast station, let us Gua Niuer say on the show, 'Although people are beautiful, but because they are busy with work, they are still single, ......', it is estimated that a large number of sons-in-law are waiting in line for our Gua Niuer! Good idea! Good idea! I'm a genius! ”

Zhou Yan lit a cigarette for Donggua's father and said: "A beauty like Sister Donggua, even if she doesn't go to the TV station to ask for marriage, the handsome guys who like her are handsome." The point is the reason you said before, busy with work, hahaha! In our four groups, there are too many people who like Sister Winter Melon! ”

This is not bragging, on weekdays, when Zhou Yan occasionally clicks on the four groups of great gods, there are many various great gods and winter melons joking, saying that they want to have a relationship with her or something.

(Note: Remind me again, our sister Gua has a happy family, and it is said that she is single, but it is needed by the plot.) Please don't take it seriously. ）

The mother of the winter melon snorted coldly: "Our daughter's affairs, I have to worry about being a mother, but it is not your turn to bother." ”

The father of the winter melon happened to take a puff of cigarette, and when he heard the mother of the winter melon say this, he almost choked for a while: "cough, cough, cough...... , you can't say that. I'm the father of winter melon, my own father! ”

"Now you remember that you're their own father." The more Donggua's mother spoke, the more angry she became, and she said angrily: "When you gave Xiao Xiaofeng away, you forgot that she was your own daughter?!!! ”

"Xiao Xiaofeng?" The second monk of the winter melon father was puzzled: "Who is Xiao Xiaofeng?" When did I give my own daughter to someone else? ”

Seeing that the father of the winter melon was still quibbling, the mother of the winter melon couldn't help but burst into tears: "Okay, you old winter!" You...... You, you...... For the sake of your classmates, you actually gave our little Xiaofeng to your infertile Xiao Moumou and Chen Moumou as daughters! You say, "Who are you doing right?" ”

Speaking of this, she couldn't help but feel sad and shed tears: "My miserable daughter! ”

"What?" The father of the winter melon was inexplicable: "When will I give what 'little phoenix' to Xiao Moumou and Chen Moumou as daughters?" What exactly is this saying? Why don't I understand at all? ”

The expression of the winter melon father does not seem to be fake. (To be continued......)