ACT.1 Like the aftermath of water

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]]acT.1 is like the aftermath of water

Subtitle: No li, no meat, no joy, no desire, no unclean, no water unwilling;

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"My sister was forcibly kissed."

After dinner, the TV broadcast was in prime time, and a well-known news host said with a heavy face.

"We are the most beloved, the most loved, the most charming, the wisest, the most heroic, the best tsundere"

A series of compliments are narrated in a sentence arrangement.,Although this behavior makes the fans of the young girl's sister a little dissatisfied.,But when I think that the person who is praised is Lori's sister.,Such a little flaw was temporarily put down.。

In the middle of speaking, the famous news anchor suddenly paused, and he continued to narrate while pushing his glasses with his hand while trembling like a FΓΌhrer.

His tone was eerily flat, but the audience synchronized around the world through the television heard from his suppressed voice the riot that was by no means peaceful, like the sea before a storm, and like lava about to erupt from the depths of the earth.

"The cutest sister, my lord, she! By! Strong! Kiss! Finish! ”

The TV screen was urgently inserted this afternoon, and the nirvana collision of the three of Lori's sister and the young girl sister and the Dark Dominator was urgently inserted.,After the key picture was subtly fast-forwarded and mosaic coding, it was finally frozen in the appearance of Isna holding Lori's sister's little face and kissing.。

"Bastard! My sister's first kiss is gone! ”

The famous news host suddenly flipped the table and roared loudly.

"Just like this, I was forcibly taken away by this exhibitionist idiot/woman who knew at a glance that it was water/sex Yang/flower, ahhhhh

With angry roars and passionate saliva, the famous news anchor blushed at this moment, and he removed his tie and slapped the overturned table leg frantically.

"Teacher! Calm down! ”

"Teacher, calm down!"

At this time, the staff of the news crew finally pounced on him and grabbed him.

"How calm do you want me to calm down! My sister's first kiss! This is the first kiss! ”

Under the stop of a group of people, the famous news host, whose image was completely ruined, continued to roar unrelentingly.

"You know what!? I'm a true Sisterly Lily Fellow! My biggest wish in my life is to see the young sister of the Double Ponytail Clan, and her sister get married together! ”

Completely lost his mind, the famous news host no longer knows what he is talking nonsense about, are you so good at speaking? Although it is indeed a respectable act to be brave enough to speak out the truth of one's heart, this is a national simultaneous news broadcast, right?

"Soul light! That pervert/pervert girl who doesn't wear clothes! How dare you take your sister! My dream! My dream! My dream"

His words were destined to be unfinished, and I saw the person in charge of the scene knock him out with a kidney blow while crying, and then took over the host of the news program with the same painful face.

"To sum up, in today's battle, our guardian goddess, the Double Ponytail Sisters, once again saved us from the enemy's aggression, not only hitting the monster aliens who came to attack, but this battle even unlocked the tip of the iceberg of the enemy forces for everyone."

The TV screen was switched to the Dark Dominator again, but this time it was not a naked/physical kiss, but at the beginning of the battle, Isna crushed the battle posture of the young girl sister with great strength, the evil scythe, and the waves of darkness.

"Look, this new enemy, the Dark Dominator, is a human no matter how you look at it, but we can't identify with her just because she's human, please look closely, this ominous black fluctuation, this devastating destructive force, this arrogant attitude that no one can see"

By the way, the time when the news crew arrived at the time of today's battle was after the attack on the concert of "Zensha Shadows", which means that everyone present did not know the connection between "Zensha Shadows" and "Ishna the Dark Dominator".

"Attacking the young girl's sister, molesting/molesting the sister, and commanding the alien machine, it is not difficult for us to see that her position is undoubtedly with those monsters of the opposite sex."

Not only that, but after defeating the Sinful Cerberus, Erina and Aika didn't go with Lori to support the younger sister, in other words, they didn't even know Isna's true identity without meeting the Dark Dominator head-on.

"So can we guess that there is still such an enemy on the earth in which we live? If the Double Ponytail Clans are there to protect our world, then are humans like Black Maidens in cahoots with those alien monsters? ”

Now there are only three people who know that Shansha Secret is Isna: Sister Lori, Sister Young Girl and Doelle, but I don't know why, there is no need for the three of them to even discuss this point, and it is a tacit decision to keep this secret for the time being; Sister Lori is purely trying to help Esna.,Help the lonely girl.、Doelle is probably out of guilt for Esna.、I also hope that she can be a partner on her side.、As for why the young sister also chose to hide it, only she knows.。

"That's all for today's show, let's arrange the advertisement next, please don't laugh at Mr. Teacher, his gaffe is for a reason, we should understand him and be considerate of him. I believe that at the moment when the big teacher went berserk just now, many of the audience friends in front of the TV were crying like him, right? It was the cry of his soul, the burning of the soul of a gentleman. ”

The person in charge began to whitewash the host who had no image before, in fact, he didn't need to do it, the audience in front of the TV had already forgiven him, anyway, the famous host just said what he wanted, this sincere belief resonated with many people, everyone was very moved, and then called the police.

So the show, and at the end, the police uncle who heard the news took the host away and said, Photographer, is it really okay for you to do this? If you don't pinch off this paragraph, do you want to do this show in the future?

Before the next show, "Blue Ponytail Warrior Special", the rest of the time is all in advertising.

"I'm really a dog, what is this?"

Unexpectedly, the originally serious evening news also became such a ghost, and Shenji wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist, and picked up the remote control.

"Staring-" X4

It's just that at this time, three different lines of sight are aimed at him at the same time, from left to right, they are Doelle's "Isna will be handed over to you, sister-in-law" gaze, the mother's kind smile of relief, Aixiang's schadenfreude that wants to laugh but dare not laugh, and the inexplicable depression of the stupid brother.

"Why do you look at me like that?"

Being able to read four different eyes at the same time, Shen Er felt that he was in a bunker.

"No, it's okay! Nothing! Pss

Aika walked over and patted him on the shoulder, then couldn't help but laugh.

"Hahaha, Shen Er, you guy also has a day hahaha, no, my stomach hurts laughing!"

She went back to the couch and rolled on her stomach.

"I didn't expect you to be targeted by that kind of idiot/woman! I really want to know the expression on the face of the president now! If she also watches the news, hahahahaha"

"Go! Is it that funny? ”

grabbed a cushion and smashed it over.

"Aixiang, go back quickly! It's all night, don't soak in my house, Mother, don't just sit there and drink tea, you can say something! ”

The mother who was holding the teacup in her hand suddenly showed a warm smile: "The female cadre of the enemy?" Come on, Xiaoshen~~ You must realize the dream that your parents failed to realize! ”

"What the hell are you dreaming of!? Please, is now the time to say such a thing? Your little son is actually very distressed right now."

"Allah, how good is a warm romantic comedy? Mom, I'll just stay aside and watch the development~~"

"Pull it down, don't say that again."

"I'm going to take a shower."

At this time, the total two, who had not spoken at all so far, clenched his fists, and then left the room expressionlessly.

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Ps: I decided that the plot would follow the TV, and after my double ponytail was finished and before the new novel was uploaded, I would write it day and night (push my glasses).

Ps: I'll talk about the pit in the table later.,The plot of the original novel of the double ponytail will be talked about later.,Although I've already written a little chapter on the evil phoenix.,Ista War Spirit was forced to be pushed down by the knotted wing only to attack or something (push glasses)。 (The novel "I Don't Cute Double Ponytail" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner to "add friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up! )