The monkey sneered, "It's so stupid!" My old grandson went to 108,000 miles with a somersault. His palm, less than a foot in circumference, how could he not jump out? ”

Immediately, he said loudly: "In that case, can you make a claim?" ”

The Buddha said, "Do it!" Do it! Stretched out his right hand, but it was the size of a lotus leaf.

The monkey took the wishful stick, put his body upright, stood in the palm of the Buddha's hand, and said, "I'll go out too!" ”

Then, driving the somersault cloud, all the way to the clouds, without a shadow and invisible.

After flying for a while, the monkey saw that there were five flesh-red pillars, supporting a stream of green energy, and said in his heart: "This is the end, this time I go back, if I come to testify, Lingxiao Hall must be my seat." ”

Then he pondered and said, "Stay! Wait for me to leave some marks before I can talk to Rulai. ”

Pluck off a hair, blow fairy breath, and call "change!" He turned into a tube of thick ink and a double-millimeter pen, and wrote a line of big characters on the middle pillar: "Monkey King, come here." ”

After writing, the monkey collected the hair, smiled, sprinkled a bubble of monkey urine under the root of the first pillar, flipped the somersault cloud, went back to the place, and stood in the palm of the house: "I have gone, and now I have come." You teach the Jade Emperor to let the Heavenly Palace and me. ”

Rulai laughed and scolded: "I'll take you urine monkey!" You've never left my hands! ”

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The monkey said, "You don't know. I went to the end of the sky, and saw five flesh-red pillars, supporting a breath of green energy, I will keep a note there, do you dare to go with me to see it? ”

Rulai said: "Don't go away, you just look down at yourself." ”

The monkey looked down, and the middle finger of the Buddha's right hand read, "Monkey King, come here." "In the big fingers, there are still some monkey pee.

I was shocked: "There is such a thing! There is such a thing! I wrote it on the pillar, but how did it end up on his finger? Could it be that there is a spell of an unknown prophet? I will not believe it! Unbelief! Wait until I'll come back! ”

The monkey jumped out again, but was pounced on by Rulai, pushing the monkey out of the West Heaven Gate. Turning the five fingers into five mountains of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, calling him the "Five Elements Mountain", he gently pressed him.

All the thunder gods, Ah Da and Ka Ye, clasped their palms together one by one and exclaimed: "Good! Good ......"

If you come to collect the demon monkey, you will call the Wu and Ka Ye to go to the Western Elysium together. From time to time, there was a canopy, and Tianyou hurriedly came out of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and said: "Please stay less, my lord will come." ”

As I heard it. Looking back and looking back, after a while, I saw the eight scenes of Luanyu, the nine light treasure cover, the sound of the song and the music, the immeasurable god chapter, the scattered treasure flowers, the spray of real incense, until the Buddha Xie said: "Domeng ** collect the evil spirit." Hope for one less day. Please make a feast for a while and give thanks. ”

If you don't dare to disobey, you will clasp your palms together and thank you: "The old monk Cheng Da Tianzun announced that he came here, what is the magic power?" Or is it the heavenly deity and the gods Hongfu, dare to work and thank you? ”

The Jade Emperor passed the decree, that is, the gods of the cloud department, separately invited the three Qing, the four emperors, the five elders, the six divisions, the seven yuan, the eight poles, the nine Yao, the ten capitals, and the thousand true saints, to come here to the meeting, and thank the Buddha.

He also ordered the Four Heavenly Masters and the Nine Heavenly Fairies. Open the Yujing Golden Gate, Taixuan Treasure Palace, Dongyang Jade Pavilion, please come and sit on the Qibao Lingtai.

Seats will be assigned to each shift. Arrange dragon liver and phoenix pidony, jade liquid peach.

Dignified heavenly court, naturally not only those newly ripe peaches on the tree, there are still some that survive.

The gods and Buddhas were eating and drinking all over the world, and Lin Yang sneaked down to the heavenly court and came to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain. That is, the famous Five Finger Mountain.

As soon as I came to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, I saw that the monkey was struggling to get up, trying to "arch" the Five Elements Mountain that was pressing on his body, and at this time, a post flew from the sky. It landed on the top of the Five Elements Mountain and clinged to a square stone.

There are six golden characters on it: "Om, Ma, Why, Horn, Mi, Sigh." ”

As soon as the post arrived, the Five Elements Mountain was immediately calm, and no matter how the monkey broke free, it was in vain.

Seeing the monkey struggling with an unangry face, but the Five Elements Mountain did not move, Lin Yang turned around and said with a smile: "Don't struggle!" ”

When the monkey heard this, he showed a look of surprise and asked again and again, "Big brother?" Where have you been? Why did you suddenly disappear that day? ”

"I can't tell you clearly for a while." Lin Yang didn't explain, and said with a smile: "How about it, you know that a mountain is higher than a mountain, right?" ”

The monkey glared and said, "Then you come to lie to me!" ”

Lin Yang said speechlessly: "People would have magical powers such as the Buddha Kingdom in their hands, and they have ** power, and you are stupid to jump into it." ”

The monkey said with a bitter face: "Then what now?" Big brother, go to Master and save me......"

"Don't worry, I'm here to save you! In the future, you can get a long snack, you must know that there is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the people. ”

Looking at the monkey with a bitter face, Lin Yang shook his head amusedly, stepped forward, stretched out his hand and pressed on the monkey's head, and with a movement of his mind, he took the monkey back to modern times.

Only a hollow hole under the Five Finger Mountain remains.

The monkey looked at the surrounding scenery and suddenly changed, he had already escaped from the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, and moved his body, the monkey's face was full of surprise, "Where is this?" ”

Big brother's mana is already so profound? rescued him from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain so lightly, and turned the world upside down and went to another realm?

"It's another world." Lin Yang explained, looked at the monkey's tattered clothes that were crushed by the Five Finger Mountain, and said with a smile: "Okay, you will first transform into a human form, and in the future, in this world, you will consider yourself a human being." ”

The monkey nodded thoughtfully, and then performed a transformation method, transforming into a human form.

Lin Yang saw that after the monkey turned into a human, his eyebrows were really similar to Liu Xiaolingtong, and then he took out his own clothes and threw them to the monkey and asked him to change them.

Lin Yang took out his mobile phone from the bedroom and called his younger brother Hou Tao, the phone was quickly connected, and Hou Tao's voice came, "Lin Shao, what do you command?" ”

Lin Yang said lightly: "Go buy me a copy of the original Journey to the West and send it over, on the top floor of the Imperial Hotel." ”

Hou Tao's voice came out, "Yes, Lin Shao, do you have any other orders?" ”

"It's gone." Lin Yang said and hung up the phone, the monkey was already staring at his mobile phone at this time, and looked at it with fiery eyes.

The monkey's fiery eyes were practiced in the gossip furnace not long ago, and he could penetrate a qiē delusion, but he stared at the mobile phone in Lin Yang's hand at this time, but he couldn't see any clues, and after a while, he asked in surprise: "Big brother, what kind of magic weapon are you?" Can you travel thousands of miles? ”

Lin Yang said with a smile: "This is called a mobile phone." ”

The monkey was very surprised, staring at the phone, scratching his ears and cheeks, and asked again and again: "Mobile phone? What is the magic weapon? ”

"See for yourself!" Lin Yang casually threw the phone over, and the monkey hurriedly caught it, took it in his hand and looked left and right, but he didn't understand how to use it.

The monkey grinned and said, "Big brother, quickly pass on the mantra of this magic weapon to me." ”

"......" (To be continued......)