"Well, it's a different world. History is no longer the history we are familiar with. ”

The big devil and Siyuan were waiting for the angel sister to take a bath, sitting next to the campfire and chatting about the situation in Europe......

But in fact, the state religion of Byzantium should be Orthodox, headquartered in Constantinople, according to the chronology, the current Constantinople has not yet become Istanbul, but after casually chatting, Siyuan found out that Turkey had eaten Constantinople one hundred and fifty years ago, and now the only seedling of Orthodox Christianity in the whole of Europe is left.

That is, because John VIII believed in Catholicism, he was able to live quietly next to the Vatican, otherwise he would have been destroyed by the birds under the guise of religious wars.

"Looks like we're going to have a good chat with the birdman later." The Great Devil sneered: "How is it?" Do you have an idea? ”

"What can I think, stop making trouble." Siyuan smiled and waved his hand: "Let's communicate well, it's still quite tiring to be an opponent with the whole of Europe." ”

"How can you be tired, just kidding. Aren't the Chinese the best at inbreeding and long-range attacks, haven't you seen that our great emperor Xià has brought a group of strategists? ”

But speaking of which, that Birdman lady seems to have been taking a bath for too long, right? Siyuan calculated the time, and according to the time difference of 1:6, the guy had been washing for about three hours.

"Isn't it dying of lack of oxygen?"

"It's impossible, the birdman's vitality is very tenacious, even if it is chopped, it can be regenerated, how can it be suffocated."

"Or ...... Shall I go in and have a look? ”

"You're crazy!" The big devil grabbed Siyuan: "If you dare to watch her take a bath, it will really be endless." It's like some incompetent Muslims, who still eat pork. But when you see it, you can't say it, and if you say it, I'll beat you. Such an obvious violation of the doctrine really wants you to see that it will be repaid, so let's just wait honestly. ”

To be honest, it's not that Gabriel doesn't want to come out, it's that it's too hard to achieve the "charming orange scent" that the rules of that area require.

Of course. At first, she refused to let her take a bath, but no matter how she destroyed it, even if she cut off the holy sword, she couldn't escape from this bathroom full of white poisonous gas, and Sister Birdman didn't struggle in the end, she wasn't even afraid of death for the sake of the Almighty Lord, was she afraid of those boiling hot water?

So she simply took off her clothes and entered the bath in a posture of suffering, but this time she went in...... It was out of control. In the spirit of humanitarianism, Siyuan customized a bubble bath of the highest grade for her, half of the whole pool is water, and the other half is orange essential oil foam.

Although Sister Angel hasn't taken a bath for a hundred or two years, her skin is extremely sensitive because of physical problems. Although there was a burning pain in the first few seconds of contact with the water, soon when the skin got used to it, the skin that had not been touched by water for a long time was like a thirsty sponge frantically sucking the essence of the water, and the process was so comfortable that she was about to die.

For the first hour, she resisted that she could not bear the dogma of the Lord because of the temptation of the devil, but after an hour, she sank completely, from a landlubber to a big penguin. Crawling around in the huge pool, and carefully washing his wings with the extremely cute pink sponge balls. Make every feather shine.

In this way, between comfort and comfort, she did not realize the passage of time, and at last when there was a knock on the door of the bathhouse, and the voice of the abominable and evil Oriental heretic was heard outside, she realized that she had been seduced by the devil.

"Are you still alive? Lord Angel. ”

"Fuck off, heretic!"

After hearing an angry roar from within. Siyuan finally put his mind at ease, turned around and walked to the big devil and spread his hands: "She is very energetic." ”

The Great Devil whistled, and then said mysteriously, "I'll be mentally prepared later." ”

"What?"

Although the Great Devil refused to say what psychological preparations Siyuan had, when Comrade Gabriel, the archangel, came out of the bathroom, Siyuan knew what he was referring to.

Because the angels ...... It's so beautiful!

Especially the angels after washing. It's really going to shine. The pair of wings that had to be spread out so that it could be blown dry emitted a glowing light in the dark night, like a round and jade Hetian sheep fat jade, and that warm light was not a reflection but an inner glow.

Also, Gabriel's hair was a waterfall-like golden hair after it was washed, and the messy and dry hair before was like a winter weed for horses compared to now. And as an angel, her skin is also so good that she has no friends, among the people Siyuan knows, except for the 10,000-year-old demon king Luo Fu, who can compare her skin, everyone else is a grade worse, after all, no matter how good the skin is, no one can shine like her......

Also, her standard Yanma figure is very tall, Siyuan paid attention to the smell of guano on her body at the beginning, and didn't pay attention to her height at all, this guy is one meter eight or five high, and he almost looked at Siyuan when he stood in front of him, and the waist and leg collarbone, seriously...... Siyuan has never seen such a beautiful foreign girl.

"Wow...... Siyuan touched his nose: "I can't see that you are so beautiful, Miss Archangel." ”

"Heretics!"

However, Comrade Gabriel didn't seem to accept Siyuan's heartfelt praise, and always looked at Siyuan with that cold expression, holding the sword in his hand, and almost poked Siyuan through the cold.

"We can talk now."

At this time, the big devil came up from behind: "Miss Angel, are you sure you can call the shots?" ”

Although Miss Gabriel is more stubborn, she has been immersed in the European environment for one or two hundred years, and she still has some political wisdom, so after seeing someone cut to the chase, she can't care about those humiliations, but she is obviously very resistant to Siyuan: "Yes, but I don't want to talk to this person." ”

"I'm sorry about that, miss. He is our Pope. The Great Devil was more polite than any gentleman: "So you don't have a choice. ”

After he said these words. Siyuan even heard the voice of Miss Angel grinding her teeth in anger, but this was not a matter for him at all, anyway, they didn't plan to be good people this time, after all, if the big devil wants to engage in research, he must violate the core interests of the Holy See, and now he is just doing his best to be benevolent.

Of course, the Holocaust or anything will not be done. Although the Europeans of this era were not a good thing, they were forced to destroy more than half of the civilization on the planet in the next three or four hundred years, and even distant India and China did not escape their poisonous hands, because their death toll must be conservatively estimated to be two or three hundred million. Now come over and show your might, and let them be careful not to toss around in the future, it can probably be regarded as a victory in building a 7,000-level floating slaughter.

In the end, under the pressure of strength, Miss Archangel was finally willing to sit down with Siyuan and chat slowly. Of course, this is the same refusal as when she started to take a bath, but there is really no way. Miss Archangel is not stupid, she clearly recognizes the strength of the man in front of her, maybe she doesn't know that Siyuan has reached the Cheng dù of the rule user, that is to say, Si Yuan is already the same or even stronger than her almighty master. But this does not affect her specific assessment of her own strength, which is really unbeatable......

"Miss Archangel, you must be tempted to kill me right now." Siyuan poured her a glass of Coke that was extended out of the evil taste of the big devil: "But I still tell you very sincerely, we really want to talk to you, after all, you have seen it." Attacking the Vatican here is even easier than you taking a shower, isn't it. ”

At the mention of bathing, the archangel was again annoyed. But she was not carried away by anger, she clearly heard Siyuan's next words, and after reacting, he asked loudly: "What? You're going to bombard the Vatican? This will ruin you! ”

"If you could destroy Miè, you would have ruined Miè me a long time ago, wouldn't you. Don't you still know how barbaric these Europeans are? Siyuan took a sip of Coke: "By the way, Miss Archangel, you haven't eaten yet." Why don't we have a delicious dinner together? ”

"Nope. I refuse. You devil-like people will never have any good intentions, and you will use those temptations to corrupt me, this is the devil's method! ”

"Oh? Devil? ”

The Great Devil laughed, and then his skin slowly began to turn red. Two huge horns also grew on his forehead, and in this way, he turned into a completely evil and terrifying devil in front of Miss Archangel.

"O my lord!"

Miss Angel screamed, then drew the sword in her hand, and without saying a word, slashed at the head of the Great Devil. In the process, Siyuan was drinking Coke, and the big devil just sat there with a smile on his face.

Sure enough, when the sword slashed at his head, not only did it not cause him any damage, but the holy sword, which was comparable to the sword of the Victory Oath, actually shattered into patches of light and gradually dissipated into the air.

Seeing this scene, Gabriel was blindfolded at that time, and then a terrible thought surged in her mind - the demon king Satan! The devil who only exists in the legend is as powerful as the Almighty Lord.

"I wondered what I would do if one day I did run into an angel who was long extinct. But helplessly, in my world, angels have long been extinct. Now when I see you as beautiful as you, I suddenly think about how I should treat a celestial master. The Great Devil slowly walked up to Gabriel's side, his body bubbling with flames from hell: "I will pollute you, and then make it impossible for you to never return to your heaven, do you think it is good?" ”

"No...... No! The archangel let out a girlish scream, but under the momentum of the Great Devil, her scream was extremely weak: "The Lord Almighty will punish you!" ”

"Alright, buddy." Siyuan couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't bully her, you are beating a child." ”

Hearing Siyuan's words, the Great Devil sighed in frustration, and then slowly returned to his position, restored to his original appearance, and said lazily: "What an archangel, weak explosion." Gabriel I know ......"

The big devil paused suddenly, his expression darkened for a moment, and then he raised his head: "It's okay, little girl." I'm just kidding you, you can continue to be holy. ”

"Yes, you sued me." Siyuan looked at the big devil with a playful look: "Your girlfriend is Gabriel." ”

"But she died in the Chosen One 1,300 years ago." The Great Devil smiled bitterly: "But I accompanied her when she died, and she walked peacefully." ”

"I really envy you for telling such a heartbreaking story so easily."

"Nothing, that's the price of maturity." The Great Devil sighed: "I used to tease her like this, but now that I think about it...... It's like a world away. ”

The archangel who was cornered had no idea what they were going to do, but judging by the evil and lustful expressions on their faces, they certainly weren't saying anything good.

Suddenly, something terrible came into Miss Gabriel's mind that made her feel like she had fallen into an ice cave, and then her face turned pale, her hands clutched tightly on her breast, and her eyes were frightened like a frightened kitten.

She really regretted it now, if her holy body was defiled by the two demons in front of her like this, then she would definitely not be able to serve the great Lord anymore...... So she began to fantasize about what would happen to her after she lost her wings, and maybe she would become a toy for these devils...... She would be sold into a brothel to be the object of vent for the vulgar mortals, and she had no doubt that the nouveau riche of Europe for plundering would give her a hundred thousand or even two hundred thousand gold francs in exchange for a night of venting on her.

"She's definitely thinking about being raped by us." Siyuan covered his forehead: "I'll let you be about the same, I'll scare people, are you really going to bombard the Vatican?" ”

"Oh...... It's too much fun. The big devil also patted his head, looked at the angel who was already in tears, and said to Siyuan: "You go and comfort me, she will bite me eighty percent in the past." ”

Let's be honest...... It's really nothing for these two old men to bully a little girl, Siyuan can still say it, the messy years add up to fifty or sixty years of experience, but the big devil can't be said, it's thousands of years old...... Bullying a little angel who is one or two hundred years old, is this as good as a forty-year-old uncle flirting with a fourteen-year-old Lori, very shameless.

"Ah...... That's what. Siyuan handed the Coke to the archangel who was hugging his knees and crying in the corner: "We're really just kidding, don't you cry." We have important things to say about the rest of the year. ”

But when it came to this, this girl was still crying...... After thinking for a long time, he suddenly opened his throat and shouted: "Pass the order, bombard the Vatican, and blow them up!" ”

"No!" The archangel suddenly raised his head, knelt on the ground and grabbed Siyuan's sleeve, and said with teary eyes: "Please let them go, you can let me do whatever you want." ”

"Say it earlier." Siyuan Ping retreated from the herald who had already come in and was on standby: "So, can we talk well now?" ”

The archangel nodded pitifully......

"Drink this and rest for a while."

Siyuan pointed to the bubbling Coke like poison, and in the eyes of Miss Angel, this thing was obviously the blood of the demon in the record, the evil purple ...... That foul foam......

But now, if you can use your body to buy a little time for the parishioners, I'm afraid this is not a bad thing...... And sacrifice is probably one of the responsibilities of the archangel.

"I drink ......"

Miss Archangel snatched the cup with her hand, drank a large glass of Coke in one gulp, and then collapsed to the ground under Siyuan's frightened eyes, quietly waiting for the corruption to come......

"There's a lot of this girl." Siyuan looked at the Coke that still had half a cup left in his cup: "Coke can also be stuffy ......in one sip"

"She'll regret it later."

Sure enough, less than thirty seconds later, with a long and very unladylike hiccup, Siyuan and the Great Devil finally couldn't help laughing...... (To be continued......)