Qin Shiou didn't expect that this year's Spring Festival Gala would be so pit, it was a deep pit!

When he was recording, he deliberately endured not watching it in order to save the surprise for the evening. Although there were no big surprises in the first two years of the Spring Festival Gala, because of the grand set and beautiful program, it can be watched by people, and it is good to be a family harmony on Chinese New Year's Eve.

But this year's Spring Festival Gala is so bad that Qin Shiou can't believe it, he can't watch it at all, Qin's father and Qin's mother have watched the Spring Festival Gala for more than 30 years, and there has never been a time when they can't watch it, this time they can't bear it, Qin's father took two puffs of cigarette sullenly, and said resolutely: "Change the channel, I'd rather watch those foreigner programs that I don't understand, I can't watch this Spring Festival Gala, it's a shame for the Spring Festival Gala for 30 years!" ”

Qin's mother also said: "Does the director of this year's Spring Festival Gala have a grudge against this show? can make a show that the whole country audience is looking forward to like this, and he can be regarded as having some ability! ”

Fortunately, there are many children and pets at home, they are not short of liveliness, after the melons are full, follow Xiaohui out to set off fireworks, Shirley and other teenagers cooperate to play, and later attracted the little shark and other children of Krakensen, more than a dozen teenagers and children play fireworks together, and the atmosphere of the fishing ground is very good.

Xiaohui is far away from the melon, and every time she looks at the melon before setting off fireworks, she dares to put it after she is sure that she is far away from herself.

But on the other side, the performance of the fishing boys is much more fierce and ferocious.

Shaq did as usual the one who started the war, and he lit a cannon, which would first emit flames, then the flame would go out, and then it would emit a slight white smoke, and then it would explode after a while.

So, when the flames were extinguished, Shaq Jr. slipped the cannon into Gordon's pocket.

It's cold in winter. Gordon wore a trench coat, and his clothes fluttered and he didn't feel Shaq's small movements. Unfortunately, he had some fireworks in his pocket. When the cannon exploded, it ignited other fireworks, so I heard a crackling sound......

Gordon in an instant. It's as stupid as being pointed, although Shirley usually likes to bully him, but she has the best relationship with him, so she rushed up to help him pull his clothes, shouting: "Take it off, take it off!" ”

Xiaohui jumped around in panic on the side, shouting, "Trouble, trouble, call the police!" ”

Gordon's tenacity was on display at this moment, and he gritted his teeth and did nothing. Regardless of the firecrackers in his pockets and the fireworks shining, fortunately, they were all small firecrackers and fireworks with little gunpowder, and the destructive power was not strong, but the pocket of his windbreaker was burned.

In the smoke, he calmly walked to the side and picked up a bundle of sky monkeys, lit them, and aimed at Shaq and let them out.

"Whoa-whoa! Bang! After a sharp roar that pierced through the air, the Sky Monkey slammed into Shaq with precision.

Shaq yelled, "I apologize, I apologize, I didn't know you had so many things in your pocket, don't ...... Oh. Shet! ”

"Whoa-whoa! Bang! ”

"Whoa-whoa! Bang! ”

"Whoa-whoa! Bang! ”

The continuous sky monkeys flew towards Xiao Shaq, Xiao Shaq was beaten, and Gordon gritted his teeth and sneered: "Apologize? Apologies are useful****** why do you need hell? Go to hell for Lao Tzu! ”

"Blow up the bastard!" Shirley had the same attitude as him, and Powell stood in the middle and advised: "Don't, don't." Guys, calm down, will you give me a face? Shet, who the hell even blew me up?! ”

Shaq Jr. has a cannon in his hand. So he lit and threw it at Gordon to fight back, and Powell stood in the center and didn't know what had hit him. There was a roar.

Michelle and the eldest brother were in the same boat, and he took a small rocket launcher and handed it to Powell and said, "Boss." Fight violence with violence! ”

Bazookas are the most powerful of these fireworks, and when ignited, they will shoot fireballs outward, and if they explode in the sky, they will produce beautiful fireworks of color, but if they explode on people, they can set clothes on fire......

Melon was carrying a bunch of spray flowers in her hand, and she was stunned by the chaotic battle between her brothers and sisters.

Xiaohui came over and dragged her to the villa, but the melon was unwilling, and shook the little fat hand and shouted: "You let go of me, I'm going to fight!" ”

The teenagers began to scuffle, and the sound of fireworks, firecrackers, and their roars mixed together in a messy way.

Qin Shiou was chatting with his sister and brother-in-law, at first the roar of the children outside did not attract their attention, and then he didn't know who said strangely: "I heard that the firecrackers and fireworks outside have been ringing all the time, but why are there no fireworks in the sky?" ”

At this time, Xiaohui hurriedly ran in, panting and shouting: "Uncle Uncle is not good, the big thing is not good, there is a war outside, outside!" ”

"What, war?" Qin Shiou hurriedly went out to take a look, and then the teenagers' actions of death surprised him, why am I so fierce with these bear children, don't they know that this thing will burn people if it hits the skin!

Canada's fireworks production has strict rules and regulations, according to the identity of the buyer is different, fireworks and firecrackers for the general public are all small power version, most of them are cold fireworks, it looks beautiful, in fact, it will not hurt people after exploding, it is not gunpowder.

Those really powerful and beautiful fireworks are sold to businesses or government units, such as the fireworks lit by the city hall of St. John's on Christmas Eve and the farewell town government, which are very beautiful and powerful, and those fireworks can hurt people if they explode on people!

The teenagers were covered in smoke and fire, Qin Shiou was frightened when he saw it, he was really angry this time, and shouted: "Damn, what are you doing? What day is it? What are you doing? Do you want me to give you a gun? Do I want to give you a gun?! ”

"Powell, how did you become a brother?"

"Gordon, why ****** you are indispensable in every trouble?!"

"Michelle, ****** you still want to be an athlete? Do professional athletes do such dangerous things? ”

"Shirley, do you still look like a girl?"

"Shaq, Krakenson, you all get home! Hurry, hurry, hurry! ”

Qin Shiou showed his real anger in front of the teenagers for the first time, the teenagers were frightened, and quickly threw away the fireworks in their hands and stood separately, a group of people looked at each other in frustration, seeing that each other's bodies were messy and their faces were full of soot like clowns, and they secretly laughed again.

Seeing the teenagers snickering, Qin Shiou was not angry, he pointed to Powell and said, "Tomorrow, the New Year's greetings are over, you go back to school!" I don't want to see you for the rest of the day! Little Shaq, call your dad over, you all call your dad and mom over to me, I must impress you this time! ”

(To be continued.) )