Chapter 157: How to be a thief
Isn't that the voice from the woman before?
Why did she run back again?
Liu Ming looked back, and sure enough, it was the woman just now.
At the moment, she sat there without an image of eating and drinking, and her face was full of youthful smiles.
Those who don't know must think that this girl has picked up the money. Because of her expression, she was so happy, so happy!
"Beauty, what's so good? Say it and share it with my brother? ”
Suddenly, a young man in his twenties walked over and asked with a squint.
The young man turned out to be bald, wearing a T-shirt, and leather shoes under his feet. However, judging from Liu Ming's frequent buying stalls, these leather shoes must be less than fifty yuan!
"Fuck off, my mother doesn't have time to pay attention to you!" The woman scolds when she speaks, and she has nothing to do with her beautiful image!
The young man was stunned for a moment, and then scolded: "Cao, Lao Tzu is kind enough to talk to you, but you dare to scold me?" Believe it or not, Lao Tzu dragged you to the hotel and worked for three days and three nights? ”
When the woman heard this, she laughed instead, squinted at him and said, "Can you last three days and three nights?" Still is...... You're a fake, with an iron rod on it? ”
"I'm cāo!"
The young man was furious, straightened up and said, "Since you think Lao Tzu's thing is fake, then let's go to that hotel and try it!" Lao Tzu promises to make you ****! ”
As he spoke, he reached out and grabbed the woman!
Many people have seen it, but where do they dare to care? After all, if the average person shaves his head, he doesn't give a good image.
When the woman saw him arresting him, she cried out "ah" and ducked back.
But at this moment, an angry roar said: "What are you doing! How dare you bully my girlfriend? Looking for death! ”
This call stunned everyone.
Especially the beautiful woman, who was stunned as she looked at the young man who appeared, and there was only one thought in her mind: Why is he here?
A trace of panic flashed in her eyes, then disappeared, and she laughed again: "Ah Dan, why are you here!" I almost got bullied! ”
As he spoke, he glanced at Liu Ming.
Liu Ming secretly praised that this girl reacted fast enough.
It's just, what is "Ah Egg"? It won't be my name!
He couldn't cry or laugh, every time he pretended to be someone else's boyfriend, he would definitely be given a disgusting name. Depressed!
"He's your boyfriend?" The bald head was stunned and asked in surprise.
"That's right, he's my boyfriend, called Ah Dan." The woman grinned and said, "Secretly sue you, although he lasted less than three days, he could last more than three hours at a time!" How's that, awesome, right? ”
The corners of the bald head's mouth twitched slightly, and the corners of Liu Ming's mouth also twitched slightly.
This woman is angry with her intentions.
However, her wallet should have been stolen by her, how could she make her feel better? But for now, it doesn't hurt to help her first.
But she was disgusting to herself, and she had to be disgusted with her.
Therefore, Liu Ming smiled and said: "Ruhua, how can this kind of thing be said casually?" If you let other women hear it, and then run after me for enjoyment, then I'm not bad? Alright, come home with me! ”
Reach over and grab it.
The woman wants to hide, but where can she compare to Liu Ming in speed? After being caught, he wanted to struggle, but he couldn't break free, so he immediately gritted his teeth.
The bald head looked at the two of them in a daze, and when he saw that they were leaving, he suddenly scolded: "Cao, your girlfriend scolded me, and you want to leave now?" Are you a bully to me? ”
Liu Ming looked back and smiled: "Then what do you want?" ”
"Two choices." When the bald head heard this, he thought that he had a chance, and said with a lewd smile, "One, let your girlfriend accompany me to the hotel." Second, give Lao Tzu 10,000 yuan, and that's it. ”
"You think so beautifully!" Liu Ming smiled and said, "Give you a piece of advice, hurry up and get out, otherwise my girlfriend will start a fire, don't say that you will hold on for three minutes in the future, I'm afraid it won't work for three seconds." ”
Then he deliberately lowered his voice and said, "Do you know what my girlfriend does?" ”
The bald head was startled by Liu Ming's eyes, and immediately asked in a low voice, "What are you doing?" ”
"Foreskin!" Liu Ming smiled secretly, but what he said was just enough for the woman to hear, "Think about it, can she cut the foreskin, but can't she cut that thing?" ”
The bald head immediately shuddered, and looked at the beauty a little speechless.
A good girl actually cut that thing for a man, isn't it disgusting!
Disgusting of course!
Not only did the bald head feel disgusting, but even the beauty herself was disgusted.
She didn't expect that Liu Ming's face could say such vulgar words, and as soon as she was angry, she immediately pinched him.
Liu Ming was in pain, so he pinched her back.
The two of them were already holding hands, and this time they pinched each other, they really clasped their fingers, in the eyes of outsiders, not to mention how sweet and loving a pair they were!
The bald head saw it, and he was a little envious. After all, he didn't dare to say that he wanted the beautiful woman to accompany him to the hotel, but he patted Liu Ming's shoulder with emotion and said, "Brother Egg, don't say that my brother didn't remind you, you should ask for more blessings!" ”
After saying that, turn around and leave, without taking a trace of the cloud with you.
Liu Ming sweated and laughed.
This guy is also quite interesting, no more than those little gangsters, who will even take the initiative to give up, and even "admonish" himself. What a man!
Liu Ming was moved to tears, and the beauty suddenly said viciously: "Bastard, everyone is gone, you still don't let go of me?" ”
Liu Ming said lightly: "It's not impossible to let you go, but you should know why I'm looking for you, right?" ”
The woman pouted, "Because I'm pretty?" Hmph, you stinky men, do you really treat your mother as a casual woman? Sue you, let me go, or I'll shout! ”
Liu Ming was happy and said with a smile: "You shout, see who will be a hero to save the United States?" ”
"Ahh Ah, indecent! Everyone, come and help! ”
The beauty suddenly shouted, startling Liu Ming.
Liu Ming was just about to let go of her, but the stall owner, a middle-aged woman, smiled and said, "Girl, that little rascal has already run away, what are you shouting?" Isn't your boyfriend right next to you? Hey, the little girls now, all of them are so beautiful, they are easy to be bullied! ”
said with emotion and said to Liu Ming: "Young man, you have to take a good look at your girlfriend, don't let her be bullied!" ”
"Auntie, don't worry, I know." Liu Ming nodded vigorously, with a sincere expression.
The beauty was dumbfounded.
She didn't expect that her shouting would be exchanged for such a result, damnable!
But she suddenly rejoiced again, for she saw a policeman approaching her.
The policeman seemed to hear the shouting and asked, "What are you shouting, what is going on?" ”
Before the beauty could answer, the people who were eating laughed and said, "Just now there was a little rascal who wanted to bully this beauty, and his boyfriend drove him away." It's okay now. ”
The policeman nodded, reminded the beauty to "be careful", turned around and left.
The beauty is completely speechless!
What the fuck is going on!
The one you drove away is not a hooligan, this guy you think is my boyfriend, is the real hooligan, okay!
Liu Ming laughed wildly in his heart, but he was not in a hurry to leave, but pulled the beautiful woman to sit on the table where he had eaten before, and then let go of her, and chuckled: "I'll let you go first." But you have to believe that as long as you're under my nose, you won't be able to escape. ”
The beauty pursed her lips and said disdainfully: "Why did this girl run away?" ”
"I think you should know what I kept you for." Liu Ming said lightly, "Have you heard a word?" ”
"What?"
"The beautiful woman ......" Liu Ming didn't say the next sentence, it was called "how to be a thief". But he believed that this woman had heard of it.
Sure enough, when the beauty heard this, her face changed slightly, and then she laughed and said, "You think I'm a thief?" ”
"Don't you think so?" Liu Ming raised his eyebrows, and then laughed, "Then it seems that your realm has reached a certain point." There is a thief in his hand, but there is no thief in his heart! ”
"Phew!" was ridiculed by Liu Ming, and the woman couldn't help but take a sip.
Liu Ming ate the rest of the grilled fish before he said, "There are a total of five thousand four hundred and eighty yuan in cash in the wallet, and I can give you those pieces." But you have to pay me back your ID card, bank card, etc. I'm kind about that, right? ”
"What five thousand four, what ID card bank card, I don't know what you're talking about!" The woman refused to admit it.
Liu Ming sighed and said, "Do you know, in fact, I have countless ways to target you. But today I made my own mistake, so it's no wonder you got it. That's why I decided to let you go. But you have to believe me, my patience is limited. ”
Liu Ming seemed to be talking to himself, and seemed to be comforting this beauty.
Anyway, this feeling made the beauty very unhappy, and she said even more disdainfully: "Why, in your eyes, you think I'm a thief?" Besides, I stole your stuff, and you have a way to get it back? You're insane! ”
"Don't rush to curse." Liu Ming smiled and shook his head, "I can give you one night." After the night, you decide not to pay me back. ”
The beauty's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she said, "Give me a night?" Then I can go now, right? ”
"Let's go? Of course! Liu Ming smiled, "Let's go together." ”
"What?" The woman was furious and asked.
"Am I not your boyfriend now? What's wrong with walking with you? Liu Ming smiled lightly, very innocent, very innocent, so that people can't find the slightest insincerity.
The woman's face changed slightly, and she snorted coldly: "Let's go, who is afraid of you!" ”
She stood up to leave, and Liu Ming suddenly shouted: "Ruhua, I just came out in a hurry and left my wallet at home." You can pay for this meal for me! ”
The sound was so loud that many people heard it.
The proprietress naturally heard it and walked over.
When the beauty saw the proprietress staring at her, she wanted to say that she didn't bring any money.
But she just ordered so many things, even if she didn't help Liu Ming pay the bill, she had to pay for herself!
She gritted her teeth and pulled a purse out of her pocket.
Liu Ming's eyes lit up, and he was sure that it was his wallet, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief!