Chapter 344: Toad Gong and Toad Gong

I'm sorry, today's love is low, and I can't get the words. With such a strong push, the number of jù has not improved significantly, and it really can't lift the spirit. The chapter that fell will be made up for when you find an opportunity in the future.

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Sun Buwu walked towards the Korean gang and said, "I found it, and that bastard from Jerson slipped away by shitting." I'm going to go to my Korean classmates right now. ”

Korean classmates can't figure out Sun Buwu's path. Looking at the way he counts money, he is obviously a money junkie. But he kicked his companion. You must know that if you don't kick this foot well, you will lose $10,000 inside and out.

But do you want to say that he has a good relationship with the other two classmates, and does he eat inside and out when his good friends are inseparably fighting with others? But one thing is clear, among the three, the surname Sun is the most powerful, and you can know from the fact that he solved the Japanese classmates in three or two clicks.

Then there are Korean classmates who are really afraid of the unpredictable hug of these three Chinese classmates. Their classmates were obviously ready to prevent sneak attacks, but they were still hugged without paying attention. The key is that as long as they are held, they can't break free. When you go back, you have to ask the master, why is this thing so evil?

No one paid attention to Sun Buwu. The Korean classmates did not lose face, as long as Sun Buwu looked at that, that one would turn his face elsewhere and not give Sun Buwu a chance to speak.

Boss Sun Buwu was bored and walked back in a daze. I saw Li Mantun rolling around with his Korean classmates in his arms. Sun Buwu got angry and said to the ground: "Hey, this classmate! Why are you so dead? Didn't I tell you to tickle Li Mantun? Why don't you give in? ”

Zhang Qiusheng heard Sun Buwu Li Mantun's eggs from a distance, and immediately decided to end the show. This guy has been making trouble for Li Mantun so far, but who would have expected him not to come to blindly after a while? Everyone is an unreliable person, who doesn't know who?

Zhang Qiusheng immediately changed his move, and the head that had been resting on Joseph's shoulder suddenly pressed against his chin, and he rolled over a few more times to the edge of the flower bed.

Joseph's head was pressed against the wall of the flower bed, and his chin was pressed against Zhang Qiusheng's head. Originally, he could inhale with his mouth wide open, but now his chin is pressed against his mouth and he can't open it, and inhaling through his nose alone can't meet his demand for oxygen at this time.

Joseph, already exhausted, now only felt as if his lungs were about to explode, and he struggled desperately, not to resist but to open his mouth and shout surrender. But the mouth can't open at all, but the struggle makes it even more oxygen-starved.

Danny saw Joseph's hands flicking weakly in the air, and he was so frightened that he quickly shouted, "Surrender!" Stop! I surrender on behalf of Joseph! ”

Generally speaking, this kind of handicap fighting, the punter must agree to surrender, otherwise there is a suspicion of cheating.

Danny didn't bet, and his call to stop was invalid. Danny's shouts attracted everyone's attention, and many of his American classmates shouted "Surrender, surrender!" ”

Zhang Qiusheng slowly let go of Joseph. The students played together, and it was not good to go too far, although the punters did not unanimously call it a halt.

Joseph, who had been let go, lay on the ground gasping for breath, and he had no strength to get up. Zhang Qiusheng picked him up and put him on a chair and sat down. The students in Japan and South Korea who bet also have nothing to say.

Seeing that Zhang Qiusheng was over, Sun Buwu lowered his head again and said, "Hey, this classmate!" It's all over there, don't you listen to my advice? ”

Li Mantun was so angry that he scolded: "Get out, don't blindly here with me!" ”

Of course, Sun Buwu was not afraid that Li Mantun would be angry, so he squatted down and carefully studied the battle situation. After the two of them rolled a few more times, they said to their Korean classmates: "No wonder, the down jacket Li Mantun is wearing is too thick, and you can't scratch him." ”

Then he stood up and said to his classmates in Japan and South Korea, "Which one has a knife?" Pencil sharpeners and fruit knives are fine. ”

There were really Japanese classmates who handed Sun Buwu a pencil sharpener, they just wanted to see if Sun Buwu really harmed his companions.

Sun Buwu held the knife and said with a smile: "Hehe, Lao Li, Lao Li, you also have today." Oh haha-"

Li Mantun knew that it was useless to speak, so he simply didn't speak, and let the Korean man press on him. In this way, it is inconvenient for Sun Buwu to cut his down jacket.

Sun Buwu still smiled and said: "It's useless, I'm going to poke the back of your hand now, as long as you're not afraid of pain, you can keep this posture unchanged." ”

Everyone in the audience thought he was joking, but they didn't know that this guy really stabbed the back of Li Mantun's hand. Li Mantun rolled and pressed on the Korean man, so that his back was completely exposed.

Sun Buwu calmly lifted Li Mantun's down jacket and picked it off, and it was cut in half from the hem to the back of the neck. Sun Buwu returned to Japan to help return the knife, and then said to the Korean man: "I can only help you like this, don't blame me if you can't do it." ”

Of course, the Korean man did not let go of this great opportunity, and immediately put his hand in Li Mantun's waist and scratched it hard. Li Mantun was really afraid of itching, and immediately let go of his tightly held hands after scratching a little. The Korean man immediately broke free from the clutches and rolled a few times away from Li Mantun, and a carp tried to stand up.

How could he just run away? Li Mantun jumped up like a frog with his hands and feet, knocked the Korean man down, and the two hugged each other and rolled.

The Korean man tickled again, and Li Mantun let go again. The Korean man escaped again and wanted to stand up again, but Li Mantun still threw him down, and so on.

The Korean man kept beating like a carp just off the shore, and Li Mantun kept jumping like a toad. The cut down jacket behind him spreads out like wings, and the down that shakes off flutters in the winter breeze.

The onlookers from all over the world were stunned by this strange scene. In the early nineties, there were still many genuine domestic products, and the down in Li Mantun's down jacket was really thick and thin.

The fine fluff flutters in the wind, like snow. A carp is playing and a toad is jumping in the snow, what kind of scene is this?

Sun Buwu was impatient again, and yelled at the Korean man: "Don't worry about getting up, Li Mantun will kick him with his feet, don't kick his lower abdomen, and kick his balls hard." As long as you kick him in the ball, you will win once and for all. ”

Fuck, what's this bullshit buddy called? Even classmates from all over the world who originally sympathized with the Korean man sympathized with Li Mantun. If you make such a friend, you will be moldy for eight lifetimes.

However, some people think, are they not independent accounting? To each man the money he wins, and to every man what he loses. But even then you can't hurt your accomplices.

The Korean man is now obedient to Sun Buwu's words, and immediately curled his legs on his back to the sky, ready to kick Li Mantun at any time.

Li Mantun crawled there like a cheetah waiting for an opportunity to pounce, as long as the Korean man was negligent, he would be hit with one blow.

Sun Buwu squatted beside Li Mantun and asked, "Hey, Lao Li!" Where did you learn this toad skill, did you meet Ouyang Feng? ”

Li Mantun felt that it was much more fun to be like this now than just hugging and rolling, and he was in a good mood for a while. I didn't care about Sun Buwu ruining his down jacket. Instead, he said coaxingly: "Cut, Ouyang Feng has been dead for eight hundred years, where can I meet him?" Do you meet one and show me? I was shopping on Renmin Road that day, and an old man shouted in the back: Hey, the young man in front, please stay, I have something to say to you. ”

Everyone, including Sun Buwu, was intrigued. Although Sun Buwu knew that this guy was, he still asked with interest: "That old man gave you a cheats?" Tell me about it! ”

Being able to write a chapter is a common goal they pursue, and making up stories on the fly can improve the level of composition. Li Mantun just wanted to speak, and suddenly rubbed his nose violently.

It turned out that a gust of wind blew up the down all over the ground, and these thin down drilled into everyone's nose indiscriminately.

Sun Buwu couldn't help but rub his nose, and the bystanders were rubbing their noses. Only the Korean man didn't rub it, he saw Li Mantun rubbing his nose and relaxed his staring at him, how long would he stay if he didn't stand up at this time? In the past, he used to use the carp to try to stand up, but this way definitely didn't work, and now he planned to turn over and get up again.

The Korean man's body had just turned over to the side before he could turn over, and Li Mantun jumped a toad and threw him to the ground.

The Korean man underestimated Lee Mantun too much, and it turns out that any idea of underestimating the opponent is a mistake. The state is back to fù, the Korean man scratches Li Mantun itchy, Li Mantun lets go, the Korean man breaks free from the claws, his legs curl up with his back to the sky, and he is ready to kick at any time, Li Mantun is watching from the side.

Sun Buwu urged Li Mantun again: "Did the old man give you the cheats?" Li Mantun rubbed his nose again and said, "No, you are too deeply poisoned in martial arts novels, and you can ask such a retarded question." ”

Damn, I thought you were going to make it up according to the path of martial arts novels! You block the road yourself, I see how you make it down?

Sun Buwu continued to ask: "Then how did you learn this toad skill?" ”

In fact, this is also a question that students from all over the world have to ask. Now students who can speak Chinese have become fragrant dumplings, and those who do not know Chinese gather around them to listen to translations.

"Keep your dog's eyes open," Li Mantun said indignantly, "Is this a toad skill?" This is obviously a toad gong. ”

Sun Buwu didn't think there was anything wrong with this, they were used to talking nonsense together. The American classmates next to me didn't think anything, the cultural differences between the East and the West were too big. And the classmates of China, Japan and South Korea unanimously despise Li Mantun, isn't this the same thing?

Li Mantun didn't wait for Sun Buwu to ask, and took the initiative to continue: "The old man came to me and said, young man, I see that your bones are strange and talented, and you are a good material for practicing martial arts."

To be honest, I was confused and didn't know what he meant. The old man also said, I have a set of martial arts secret methods to teach you, and it is up to you to defend world peace, save mankind, and resist alien attacks in the future. ”

Sun Buwu knew that Li Mantun's words were all sold from Zhang Qiusheng. But other people don't know that this is the rotten street of the Internet in the 21st century.

More than 100 people looked at Li Mantun with wide eyes, damn, so awesome? That's it, oh, no, it's just this toad work?

There was nothing new in this, and Sun Buwu didn't bother to ask any more questions. But Li Mantun continued smugly: "This old man slapped me on the back of the head three times, and then walked away with his hands behind his back. I wondered what that meant. Did you tell me to wait for him here on the third watch that night? ”