Act.10 Then let's form a team
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act.1o: Let's form a team
Subtitle: We a Captain?
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On a new day, in the morning sunrise, the moist wind swept gently, blew in through the half-open glass window, blew slightly, and quietly ran away.
"What! What is this? ”
But it is clear that this breeze cannot sweep away the grievances and anger of a certain girl.
Aika ran to the house of the second and deep second without even saying hello, and then pulled everyone together to watch the news.
"What the hell is going on!"
Forced by her momentum, everyone patiently watched a few news reports, and sure enough, today's news is all about playing yesterday's battle report, the loss of the young girl's sister, the transformation of Lori's sister, and the latest blue double ponytail warrior.
The popularity of the double ponytail sisters is still as high as ever, no, it should be said that it is getting higher and higher.
"Special Feature! Yesterday, the double ponytail sisters once again waved their great charm~~"
As soon as the picture turned, the red-tailed warrior with tears in his eyes suddenly appeared on the screen, which was the helpless appearance of the young girl's sister after being done such and such a thing by the evil demon fox yesterday.
――No matter how you look at it, it's a helpless crying and confusion after being violated!
Shen Er wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist, and he felt that it was necessary to hack into the news media to adjust/teach the world's three views.
"Yes~~ On SNS, there were tearful eyes but still refused to give up after being injured, and they persevered until the arrival of their companions, which was brave and cute~~"
- I don't want to give up my hair! This is obviously a shame pLay! If it weren't for the enemy's teasing, maybe it would be the rhythm of the season!
The next picture is a few median magic released by Lori's sister,Huge meteorite、The thunder of heavenly punishment、The feast of extreme ice can give people an indescribable shock both visually and in momentum,Compared to the computer-synthesized special effects in the movie,The real magic is gorgeous through TV,The courage and power are heart-wrenching。
"My sister may have encountered something in her life, this appearance, her fighting style and character temperament have changed a lot, and she feels more intellectual and virtuous~~"
――Oops, if I turn into a sword demon, will you call me Queen!?
Thinking about it along this line of thought for a while, a bad chill arose.
――Or is Lori better, but what if she becomes an Asura?
Probably [handicapped man, man], but what about the paladin?
- Not enough blood? It's okay, Grandma ♂ ♂ ♂ you ♂~~
Shenji suddenly slapped himself in the face.
- For Mao, I think of the Jewel Knight and King Billy ♂ ♂!?
"The young girl sister who seems to be strong is actually very weak in her heart, but this strong and confident belief in her companions is really touching."
Finally, a commentator uncle who seems to be very prestigious, with a very powerful title written on the name tag on the table, said to the camera.
"Oops, the double ponytail sisters are very cute this time, hehe."
――It's decided.,I'm going to write the script of the old man in the next light novel.,I'm going to heal you well.。
Anyway, he is already a grandmaster-level character in the light novel world of this world (the business of reading people, how can it be called stealing?!) It's called plagiarism! ), Shen Er rolled the dead fish's eyes and began to change the channel, but no matter which TV station, the coverage of the double ponytail sisters is full of positive energy full of love and justice, but the new blue-tailed warriors
"On the other hand, we don't know exactly who this blue double ponytail storage zài is that suddenly appeared."
"Although her outfit bears some resemblance to the younger sister of the double ponytail, it is possible that she imitated the bad existence of the young sister of the red ponytail for the sake of attention."
The picture on the TV is frozen in the plot of Aika destroying the red ponytail, the excited smile on her face (excited because she can fight with everyone), and the trembling of the evil demon fox just now (after all, it is the first time to fight, so the love is a little excited), it seems that these actions have caused the audience's worries and questions.
"Well, it's too early to judge at this stage, and although she is indeed laughing, that very violent look is very worrying."
"Did you see it, she hugged her sister without saying a word, and in the face of the enemy's attack (ribbon), she did not retreat but advanced, as if she wanted to send her sister to the enemy's side."
"Fortunately, my sister's strength is strong enough, and she gave up the thunder attack and turned it into an offensive and defensive freeze, huh? If you think about it this way, is that blue ponytail storage zài really evil!? ”
"I don't know, but the blue ponytail did attack the enemy at the end."
"That's just a head-grabbing, isn't it? Obviously, my sister has frozen that monster, and the blue ponytail has snatched the last blow, look carefully! It seems that you have to end the enemy's attack to get that lens, right? ”
The picture is frozen in the scene where Aika takes away the ribbon attribute jade.
"If you say that, judging by the color, the double ponytail sisters are all warm colors, and if you say the blue ponytail, will she just have a cooperative relationship with the double ponytail sisters? Not really a partner? ”
"In short, it's still unclear whether this blue girl is an ally or not, we have to keep a wait-and-see attitude."
- Mom, Ji, these funny comments are getting more and more outrageous
Fukaji opened his mouth, wanting to say something but gave up.
Doel looked like he was smiling wryly, but he was actually smiling happily: "I don't know what other popular science TV stations are doing."
She changed to several other very authoritative popular science channels, and the other news reports were similar, but no matter which TV station, all of them were broadcasting the news of the double ponytail sisters, as if broadcasting a special program for election vote reading, and all the channels were occupied by the double ponytail sisters.
"Well, that's a real headache."
Fukaji shrank with a dry smile, allowing himself to move slightly away from Aika's attack range.
"I just have a headache. Why is it all positive news about the two of you!? is also a partner of justice, why is it only my evaluation so bad! Whether it's on TV or on the Internet, everyone doesn't like blue ponytails! ”
"Network? Have you even read it online? Shen Er was a little surprised, "No wonder Aixiang, why are your dark circles so heavy, it seems to be the result of surfing the Internet all night." ”
"I thought the online reviews were already so bad, and the TV should be better! Anyway, many people on the Internet have unclean mouths, but the result is like this!! ”
"I thought it was going too far on TV, uh, is there anything more powerful on the Internet?"
"It's really excessive! As soon as I wrote a sentence praising the blue-tailed warrior on the forum, someone immediately replied with a 'self-directed and self-acting' in seconds!? ”
"What kind of forum are you messing up with? Do you want me to hack it for you? ”
"I was also told, 'Hello, me.'"
"Subtle poking at the truth."
"In the end, I also set my ID into the barrage blocking list of the animation website! It's excessive, isn't it!? ”
"Huh? The gentleman and lady at station A and the Lily at station B shouldn't do this, right?! Ninetico's Li Dog Egg or the Boys' School Girl is not so excessive, right?! What a fierce battle you've been through in just one night?"
This picture is too beautiful for Shen Er to imagine, it's just a race over♂ the TF kid sticker bar's sealing battle.
"You don't need to do anything like that, you don't want to be famous anyway." Shen Er tried to comfort her from the original intention of the problem.
"You and the second are so easy because of popularity! I just finally went on TV and no one praised me, so I'm very unhappy! ”
"Understood, 'Because there is an expectation but the reality gap is too big, this cruelty makes you unwilling and ashamed' I'm right, right?"
Looking at Aixiang, whose eyes were bloodshot, Fukoji sighed.
"Anyway, we have set up a double ponytail team, your last words in front of reporters have been recorded, although we have not yet confirmed the captain in front of the public, but let's show more in the future, this can only be proved by time, to prove your kindness and determination."
Speaking of this, he looked at his stupid brother who hadn't spoken much all this time with some suspicion.
"Speaking of which, the second idiot, what's wrong with you today? There was neither complaining nor complaining, why is it so silent? ”
"Huh?! Me?! No, nothing."
The total two turned his head very suspiciously.,But the eyes are still secretly looking at the TV.,Shen Er also followed his line of sight and forgot about the past.,Now the picture is fixed on the picture of Lori's sister helping the young girl sister untie the tortoiseshell.。
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Sighing inexplicably, Shenji walked over and patted him on the shoulder.
"You've reached this time, too, although the YY object is not a normal self."
"It's, it's not!" Soji blushed and roared loudly, "I didn't pee out yesterday!" ”
"! What do you say?! (Chinese)
"Huh? Why do you speak a foreign language again? ”
“hat_the_fu♀k!?”
"It's English again, isn't it!?"
"Okay, I'll do it all over again," after digesting the stupid brother's explosive words a little, Shenji took a deep breath, "What are you telling the truth!?" ”
"Nothing!" The second general slapped away the hand of the second deeper, "Total, in short!" Look no further! That's a stain on my life! Hurry up and let me forget jì! ”
"Okay."
On the other side, Doelle couldn't help but laugh.
"Ahh
She was holding the high-tech projection computer, maximizing the heroic posture of the blue-tailed warrior projected on the browser.
"The blue-tailed warrior is also very popular, you see."
The touchscreen moves with her fingers, and the window moves to reveal a small blue profile photo in another window, followed by a large number of articles.
・Boobs Ichima Hirakawa is still wearing this kind of clothes that expose his chest, is this shaking m? Is she shaking?
・I still felt sexy/sexy for a moment, I was wrong.
・Even though she's a poor breast, she wears such sexy clothes, and the blue-tailed warriors are all over the ground
The page is full of heart-warming messages of solidarity, and there are so many comments on the page that no matter how much you pull down, you can't see the end, almost like an incentive for runners who run for 24 hours straight.
"Find me the person who wrote this right now! Doelle! Surely you can do it! Find out for me! I'm going to rush to them right now and kill them! ”
"No! I can't do it in good conscience! Personal information should be protected! ”
"Then protect my people's troubles! Why do the total two and deep two become young girls and Lo/Li after they transform, but I haven't changed at all?! Since the chest is exposed, the suit is made on the premise that the person wearing it is huge, right!? ”
"Probably, Miss Aixiang's 'poor milk' attribute power has surpassed the power of the utopian armor core, poof, huhu."
"Small boobs are also attribute power?"
"As long as Miss Aixiang wants to, then naturally it can also be used as attribute power."
"It's possible, since the type and decoration can be regarded as attributes, then the figure is naturally the same," Shen Er scratched his cheek, "Saving zài is reasonable, this sentence is actually very good." ”
Aixiang reluctantly raised her mouth when she heard this, and clenched her fists by the way: "It's true"
"Ahh It's because of Miss Aika that you get angry all of a sudden! That's why others say that his eyes are vicious! ”
"Woohoo." Her fist above her head trembled.
As if to appease her anger, Duo Er babbled and said: "Miss Aixiang's character without a sense of justice has long been seen through by people all over the world~~ If you feel unwilling, you must first change your habit of beating people~~ When you change it, everyone will definitely recognize the blue as a supporting role for red, oh hehe~~"
Aika smiled and gave Doel a cute V-gesture, to be precise, the two fingers pierced Doelle's glowing eyes without hesitation.
"Ahhh Don't let others do this kind of thing just after they finish speaking!! ”
"Because, after hearing your words, my hands and feet had a chemical reaction before the electrical signals in my brain were transmitted."
"From electrical signals to chemical reactions, you're still not a living being, maybe Miss Aika is a killing machine that was teleported from the future, and she was sent to modern times to kill me who was going to guard the world with the second lord."
The interaction between these two people felt more and more off topic, and Shenji covered his face: "You're talking about the stalk of "The Terminator", right, Doelle, if you look closely, you also have a little dark circles?" Although you have wiped the powder to cover it up, did you stay up late last night and do anything? ”
"W-nothing!" Duo El suddenly panicked and hugged the projection computer into his arms, giving people the illusion of covering his ears and stealing the bell.
"Do you mean?!" As if she had been apocalypnotized, Aika grabbed the laptop in her hand with absolute violence, "Hey! That pnetbsp; She used her right hand to knock Doelle, who was struggling to snatch the computer back, and her free left hand quickly and deftly manipulated the keyboard and trackpad.
The browser search bar on the screen first appeared in the pinyin, and then press the space, the input method with the association function gives the association is-"self-directed and self-acting".
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Aika and Doelle suddenly fell into a deathly silence, and Shenji and Soji were a little curious, and couldn't help but lean their faces closer to the computer.
Aika minimizes the browser, then clicks on a document called [] on the desktop, and a draft message to the Bluetail appears neatly on the screen.
Even "Are you shaking?" That line is also written on it.
"Is that you! The guy who quarreled with me last night and was against me! ”
"W-it was revealed so quickly!?"
"Shameless admit?! Obviously, there is science and technology that travels through the world, so don't do anything on the Internet! ”
"Miss Aixiang, you won't understand! Even the network of the last spiritual abode of the powerless has to interfere, so it's really annoying to say that it is now charged! ”
"Don't treat slander others as a spiritual abode!"
"And then I was seriously injured by you?!"
"Good! As you wish, you perverted idiot/girl! ”
"Ahh ♀
Civilized language exchange has once again become a full-fledged martial arts, although it is still Aika who uses her joint technique to crush Doel to the ground.
"Forget it, I'll go and help my mother prepare breakfast," Shen Er felt that his stomach hurt, the amount of information he received this morning was too large, "Zong Er, I'll leave it to you here." ”
"Huh? Oh"
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Dark space, obscure fluctuations, distorted worlds
A battleship that looks like a grimace, this is the headquarters of Elemerion, and in the halls of the Sin of the End base, the meeting begins again.
"Above, the number of compatriots who have been defeated in these more than 20 days has reached a very strict number, including 27 team members, and 458 combatants."
"Hmm~~Hmm."
"Is it that powerful, twin ponytail sisters?!"
The Sin of the End is constantly putting new combat power into it, and it has not slowed down at all.
"Now it's not just the twin ponytail sisters! The blue ponytail with an unknown position seems to have officially cooperated with our goddesses! They're rebelling against us like a clan! ”
"If you say that, think about it carefully, since we came to this world, we have not gained any attribute power, and even if we temporarily capture the attribute power, it has all been taken away by the double ponytail clan."
"Oh oh, then it's good to capture the holder of attribute power, and then immediately retreat for a while, right?"
"Isn't this the same as the meaning that we are afraid of the double ponytail team and flee with our tails between our legs!" One of the attribute eccentrics banged on the table in a rough voice.
"But you can't sit back like this forever, can you?"
"They are all very powerful, the double ponytail sisters needless to say for the time being, even the newly joined blue-tailed warriors, although their attribute power is relatively poor, but they kill decisively when attacking, maybe they are pure saboteurs all day long, right?"
More than 20 days have passed since the invasion began, but it has suffered one setback after another, and the final sin has finally begun to become anxious.
Looking at the double ponytail team on the screen, the Sin Demon Dragon crossed his wrists and bit his jaw with a click.
With such a sound, all the people on the field were like being held to the neck by a knife and could not move, shrouded in extreme tension, and the scene was like being too useless and being severely blamed.
"The blue two-ponytail warrior, could it be said that he was a warrior at that time?"
Not caring about his subordinate's round, the Sin Demon Dragon nodded thoughtfully.
"So, guys, we need to talk about what to do."
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ps: The number of al-Qaeda casualties is selected from the anime rather than the original novel (the number of original novels is very small), and now that there is one more deep two, the casualties at the gentleman's headquarters will naturally be more.
ps2: There are a lot of names about the protagonist Shen Er's twins.,"Total Second Brother", "Second Brother", "Stupid Ernie" and an alternative name for her after the transformation of the total two.,"Stupid sister", "Ernei", "Idiot/female sister",Some book friends told me that it's good to call my sister brother directly.,Too much is cumbersome.
PS3: So I'll explain, I always think that the diversity of titles is also a major feature of the role of the second year.
PS4: Popular Science -
Brother:お哥さん (o-ni-san calls his brother,Call a young man you don't know),おbrotherちゃん (o-ni-neti when you talk about your brother to others),おbrother?? (The Oni-Sama royal family calls their elder brother or someone who is slightly older than themselves, quite respectful and affectionate), Brother Elder (a-ni-u-e Imperial Family calls their elder brother), Brother Gui (an older male who is not related by blood, the eldest brother, or someone who takes care of and protects him)
Sister: お?? さん(o-ne-san),お?? ちゃん(o-ne-nete),お?? さま(one-sama),?? Upper (a-ne-u-e),?? expensive (a-ne-ki), the difference is basically the same as above.
Brother: Brother (o-to-to-to when someone talks about one's brother), brother さん (oto-to-san when referring to the other person or someone else's brother to show respect for the other person)
Sister: sister (i-mo-to), sister さん (i-mo-to-san) The difference is basically the same.
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