(16) Scoundrels
The cousin was naked in the pool, and the cowherd was waiting outside with his clothes. The cowherd said, if you give me a wife, I will return the clothes to you. My cousin said, you give me back your clothes first, and then I will be your wife. The cowherd said again, since you agree to be my wife, you don't have to wear it, I will take it off to accompany you.
Later, this was sung by shameless mortals through the ages and became a good story.
Naturally, a little mortal can marry a woman from the Heavenly Clan, and he always has to be proud, and he naturally has to beautify the shameless cowherd and the crazy cousin. Therefore, in Chenhua's view, this paragraph is really shoddy, and there is no scientific basis for making it up.
First of all, although they often slip down to play, it is impossible to bathe in the mortal world, the foul air, the muddy and dirty water...... Tsk tsk, that cousin left a good Tianchi without washing, and specially went to the mortal world to take a bath?
Second, even though the cowherd took his cousin's clothes, his cousin is an immortal, he is a human, and he can be pinched to death by any spell he doesn't know how many hundreds of times, and he can still be coerced?
This gossip is admittedly full of loopholes, but there is one thing that makes Chenhua feel excited, and that is the trick of the Cowherd - find a girl who is taking a bath, take her clothes, and then tease her.
He is pretentious, as long as he makes a move, there is nothing he can't take down. After a long time, it is natural to feel a sense of loneliness that is too high to be far away. All kinds of flirting tricks, Pingshui meets, heroes save beauty, and overlords are hard bows...... I've also played, and the only thing I think is a little fresh, is this one who steals clothes in the bath, but I didn't expect to have a chance today to reproduce the classics.
When Chen Hua heard that the little girl in the coral bush was really hiding and bathing, and her clothes were already in her hands, she couldn't help but be overjoyed.
He happily waited for the girl to come to him with cowardice and charm, which left a strong and commendable mark on his romantic history...... In the midst of infinite anticipation, he suddenly felt a numb cheek, and was slapped hard, and then kicked himself from where he was sitting.
Chenhua's martial arts are actually good, but this series of changes is too fast, and he is daydreaming again, so he catches the road. When he reacted, a petite girl with her hands on her hips was standing in front of him menacingly.
"Please, sister!" she scolded, "You stinky rascal, you rob me of my clothes, and peek at me taking a bath! Let me beg you? You're in the Dragon Palace, and your brain is in the water, aren't you?"
Chenhua sat on the ground, a little stunned by the scolding. This woman from the West Sea is really strong, he has never seen such a strong person in the Nine Heavens. Hmm, don't say it, this little hottie looks really good, although she's a little smaller, but she has all the places she should have. She has a small face, a small nose, and a small mouth, and only a pair of eyes that appear to be very large, agile and energetic, like two precious black gems hidden in the depths of the sea, with an angry expression on her face, spewing out a raging fire.
She was only wearing a moon-white close-fitting short skirt, her white arms and thighs were exposed, and she was petite, but the girl's delicate and plump posture was enough to make people's blood flutter.
Chenhua was kicked by her and sat on the ground, and suddenly felt that his heart moved at that moment.
That feeling is not clear, I only feel that I have seen so many stunning and moving women, ring fat and thin, everyone's faces are blurred, and the only thing I remember clearly is the little girl in front of me. Well, she looks good in a little short skirt, she looks good with her waist crossed and staring, and she scolds herself for not mentioning how good-looking.
Ah Mo pulled a skirt and put it on her body casually, seeing that he was still sitting motionless on the ground, looking at herself stupidly, but she was a little panicked.
"Hey, why don't you speak?" Ah Mo said with a little apology, "You...... I can't have been kicked by me, is there any pain?" she walked over and kindly helped him up, explaining humbly, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I don't usually practice very hard, but my talent is too high, I can't help it, just practice a few times and it's very powerful. ”
Chenhua leaned into her arms, pointed to his chest, and said with a sad face: "Here." ”
Ah Mo felt strange, she slapped him in the face, kicked him in the crotch, and he actually had chest pain? Could it be that the wind in his legs was too strong, and he was tired and suffered internal injuries? She rubbed him patiently and said, "Is it better?"
Chenhua shook his head and looked at her with a peach smile in his eyes, "It's not okay, the girl stole my heart, and I will suffer from lovesickness day and night in the future." What do you say?"
Ah Mo scolded "scoundrel!" and left him.
As soon as she took two steps, Chenhua had already stopped in front of her. Ah Mo's face sank, and he changed his direction again, but strangely, he didn't see Chenhua raise his legs, but he actually came to him one step earlier. I tried two or three times, but he stopped me with a grin.
Now Ah Mo is on fire, she knows that this boy who looks harmless to humans and animals is too much higher than herself. But she has been rampant in the West Sea since she was a child, whether it is her father or her brothers and sisters, who doesn't hold her in the palm of her hand? Although she has always been very arrogant and has no swagger, but the identity of the princess is here, how can she have been bullied like this? Today she is really bullied by dogs in Pingyang, and she has no equipment on her body, so she actually teased this kid who came from nowhere!
She stiffened her face and said indignantly: "Where are you from, do you know who I am?" She usually rarely fights the banner of this princess, according to her words, she wins by strength, but today she is really back, and she has to use the name of this little princess of the Canglong clan to make him retreat.
Chenhua smiled elegantly, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and a few extremely neat teeth were vaguely exposed, which showed that since the small brocade clothes and jade case, Zhong Ming was eating. It's a pity that such a graceful and tried and tested signature smile didn't make Ah Mo's heart move much, she still puffed up angrily: "You, listen to me! I'm this Xihai Ah Mo, don't get out of the way quickly!"
Chenhua Zhengse said: "It turned out to be Her Royal Highness the Second Princess of Xihai, who is in the ......."
Before he finished speaking, he only heard Qinglan's slightly anxious call from far and near, "Ah Mo, Ah Mo, are you here?"
As soon as Ah Mo heard that the rescuers had come, he immediately ran to Qinglan's side, pulled his sleeve, and said aggrievedly: "Brother Qinglan, this bad guy bullied me!"
Qinglan looked in the direction she was pointing and was stunned, "Third Highness!"
Qinglan didn't return from an errand in Heavenly Court for three years, and finally took a month's leave. coincided with my father's birthday, and there was no war in Heavenly Court, so I planned to wait until I ate my father's birthday wine before returning to Heavenly Court. Sure enough, as Qinglan expected, the beauty of this congratulatory gift as an image still fell on Chenhua. They were officials in the same dynasty, and the Canglong King Yuli asked Qinglan to be responsible for greeting the three princes of the Heavenly Clan. He turned around and found that Chenhua was gone, and he was afraid that he would get lost because he was unfamiliar with his life, so he followed. When I walked here, I saw Ah Mo's clothes and hairpins thrown on the ground, so I nervously searched for them.