Chapter 109: The Day of the Barking of the Dog of Shu

"I'm still curious about what it took you to refuse my first date, tell me about it." Wei Yan is very democratic and likes to listen to public opinion.

"Oh, that, there are relatives coming to my house~~" She told the truth.

"Who? Which relative? ”

"Auntie......" she helplessly didn't admit herself.

"Huh?! Is it the one that only comes once a month? He began to snicker, didn't the living treasure in front of him notice it?!

"yes, how do you know...... "Suddenly, no, why are you so indecent—it's true that the eldest aunt said she was coming, the older one than my second aunt, but she said that something suddenly happened to come back next time." ”

"Oh, it's really a big aunt." He was still laughing, and seeing that she was expressionless, he immediately shut up and became serious.

"Really, really, I didn't lie to you." Her eyes were more real than pearls.

"It's a good thing she didn't come at this time." He pretended to be mysterious and grinned.

"What?" She couldn't figure out his way. The man who hides deep is the most evil - evil.

"You'll find out when you get back later." He had a sly smile over the fox~~ So, after going to the cinema to watch half of the movie that had been screened, the two of them walked around the street a few times, and then Wei Yan said that he was tired from walking all day, and he was too lazy to go back to sleep, so he opened a couple suite in a nearby hotel.

After washing up, I was satisfied with eating delicious and tender abalone, eating sweet grapes, and conscientiously completing the glorious reception task of all mankind......

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Early in the morning, she rose from the soft straw mat of her room, her hair unkempt like a sparrow's nest, her eyes as gray as quail's eggs, and her hands and feet as thick as four pythons sticking out of a branch. The snake's mouth opened wide and rushed to the little Hagai on his chest, and just as the little Ha was so frightened that he almost blew his teeth, this beautiful Apollo smile dispelled all the darkness and cold that surrounded it, and it just felt a little hot, and quickly stretched out its tongue to lick his angular smiling face. He scratched its neck hard.

"Are you in such a hurry? I've got you covered for breakfast. Lan pushed open the kitchen door, and before he took off his apron, he walked out with the lunch box he had prepared.

"Yes, we have to go now, and we can't wait to wait." After Wei Yan put down Xiaoha and fed it a sausage bought from Germany, he took the lunch box in her hand and opened the door to prepare to leave. Xiao Ha wagged his snow-white tail and followed up.

"Did you bring the phone? How often can I talk on the phone? Can I call you unsolicited? If it's a child... And when I miss you......" She rested her hands on her belly like a small hill and stroked it gently, like Venus caressing Cupid.

"No. You have to learn to be patient. When I don't come back, I have to take care of myself more carefully," he wiped the tears that flowed to her lips with his left hand, smoothed the folds of the clothes on her belly with his right hand, and said to her solemnly, "You are going to be a mother, don't cry all day long, otherwise I won't be able to carry out the task easily to ......" Xiao Ha sat on the floor. He snorted a few times and looked at him in bewilderment.

"I... Know... Dao...... "Finish." Her tears poured out like a flood bursting her banks, and she reassured herself that this was the last time he wept before he left, so he had to flow his money with pleasure.

"Oh, I can't stand you. Before leaving, I had to cry my shirt into a diaper. His two python-like arms wrapped around her little head in his chest as if they were wrapped around snake eggs, making her cry in her arms.

"You... What the... Time... Can you come back......" she asked, choking up with a sob.

"Heh, how do I know this?" I'm afraid she'll be disappointed. He continued, "If you miss me so much that you're heartbroken, you might be able to move my cold-blooded boss and summon me back, don't you think?" He pinched her red face and said to her unashamedly. The task is the most uncertain.

She listened to him pat his chest vigorously a few times, and said in annoyance:

"It's easy for you to make such a joke when you're so sad." It was an anachronistic remark, but it did wonders for her to stop crying and watch him go with a motherly smile.

"I'm going to see your smile when I come back~~" He sat in the driver's seat of the military Cherokee, looked at her pot-bellied in the rearview mirror, stretched out the car window, waved at her, and saw that she was also waving in the mirror, he started the engine, let the car make a bugle-like sound, injected his own aura, and then, turned into a mirage-like reflection, and disappeared in the green mountains and green fields of Guiyang.

The car drove to the intersection out of the city, Wei Yan braked the car, and the car on the opposite side also stopped, and the two of them invariably pulled down the window, and the driver of the opposite car poked his head out and nodded at Wei Yan's side.

"Brother Wei Yan!" This familiar happy male voice is undoubtedly the voice of our handsome shoes, and he poked his head out and waved at Wei Yan opposite.

Wei Yan also stretched out his arm and made a thumbs-up gesture, while asking loudly, "Are you ready?!" ”

Jun gave him a thumbs up and resolutely replied, "Ready—ready to go," the White Horse's engine let out a predator-like roar, "Are you ready?" "In the 'White Horse', there are still Xi Yuan and three followers.

"Heh," Wei Yan sneered, "Let's go!" We're going to get all the lost time back! He bared his teeth in excitement.

"Wait! Wait a minute!! Just as his Cherokee was about to gallop, six people chased from behind, the front five were wearing camouflage uniforms, and they seemed to be well-trained soldiers, and the one behind him was a fat officer, who was wearing a different light gray military uniform, not like the direct commander of the five soldiers in front, but he was not small.

"What are you doing? Time waits for no one, if you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go! Wei Yan rested his elbow on the edge of the window, and said impatiently to the six people who caught up.

"Stand!" The soldier at the head of the line shouted in front of the Cherokee door.

“1,2。” The four soldiers who followed him shouted as they stood upright.

"This adult, could it be the 'Cerberus' Qu Xuan'er Inspector?!" Xi Yuan, who was sitting in the co-pilot seat of the 'White Horse', looked at the fat officer who was panting like a cow opposite in amazement and sighed.

"It's the Lord Qu who is the same as Deputy Captain Xi Yuan's 'Nine Dogs in the Army'?!!" Zhang Ding in the back seat reacted, Liu Jing and Yue Zhen on both sides were infected by his surprise, and the three of them looked at each other.

"I heard rumors that he is the most difficult inspector, or the direct subordinate of the Southern Heavenly King's 'Wooden Cow' Table Yingchao, with a poisonous mouth, a strange temperament, many quirks, and a treacherous and cunning man, often using the soldiers under him as ox carts, and not taking other people's lives seriously - how could he be here?!" Xi Yuan looked at Captain Jun on the left in shock, to see what his mind was.

Jun didn't say anything, just made a "shh~" gesture, signaling him to wait and see, he wanted to see how this kind of fat old man would embarrass Brother Wei Yan.

"What are you running like a Luo Dou (four-chuan-swearing), running so fast!" Master Qu ran to Wei Yan's car window and pointed to the airway on the bridge of his nose.

"Good dogs don't get in the way, be careful of being hit and pee!" Wei Yan honked the horn twice, which frightened Master Qu into a big jump, seeing this, Wei Yan laughed, and the five soldiers around the car also pursed their lips and smiled bitterly.

"All the old people! Try it, Lao Tzu will stand in this ditch today, don't think that you look reckless and poke and poke it, and make Lao Tzu angry, Lao Tzu scoops up the bricks and welds them to the head of your doll's head! "Lord Qu's temper is angry when he says he gets angry, his two fat hands are forked on his waist, his belly is straight, his fat trembles twice, he is full of style and domineering.

"Oh, I'm sorry, it turned out to be Senior Qu~~ I didn't wear glasses and didn't recognize you, are you here to exercise? Or do you want to lose weight? "Wei Yan has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, and he still understands a little bit of Sichuan-dialect, otherwise he wouldn't be able to catch up with Lord Qu's words.

"You kid is not honest~~" Seeing Wei Yan shouting at him the humble appearance of his predecessors, Lord Qu immediately raised his eyebrows, stepped to his co-pilot's seat, pulled the car door twice with one hand, stuffed his fat body like a ball into the car, and closed the car door with one hand "long bang" twice, seeing that the adult got into the car, the five soldiers also moved neatly and turned into the back seat, Lord Qu happily waved his hand and shouted sonorously, "Go!" Towards the land of the Northeast!! Looking at the hairstyle like opening a book, it makes people feel that he is possessed by Jin Sanfat.

"Oh, if you say the east, you will go east, and if you say north, you will go north, all under your command!" Coincidentally, Wei Yan doesn't know the way to the Northeast at all, and it's not bad to have Master Qu's live navigation as a voice prompt. The five soldiers sat in the back, calm and silent.

"You doll mine Xixi (very confused), I haven't been far away, you want me to direct you to the king of Yama? Find a doll who is familiar with the road~~" Of course, Master Qu, who has never been out of Si-Chuan, can't blindly command, Wei Yan gave Jun on the opposite side a look, and motioned for Jun to lead the way. Junhan laughed, gave a thumbs up, and gave a demonstrative "OK!" He drove to the front, and Wei Yan drove away, for fear of accidentally losing it.

The number of users of the Reiki car has been less than double digits so far, and there is no one within tens of thousands of miles on the special channel, which is one of its major advantages.

"Wow la la la la!! The sun, you fairy board, will soon brighten the eyes of the blind man!! When the car drove to the territory of Chongqing, Master Qu, who was pierced by the sun, cursed with extreme displeasure...... (To be continued......)

PS: It's been updated for a month, and I feel the pleasure of being possessed by a rich adulterer~~ June is coming, happy Children's Day, everyone! This June, it should continue to be updated for a month, that is, there is new content to give back to fans every day, and after asking for so long, you Mina: in the end - ready to ?!!