Chapter 710: Poor Robber
"Wood, wood, look at it, why is this dumpling sent by Sophie Yin colorful?"
"Wood, wood, this dried meat is delicious."
"Wood, wood, look, what is this? How to eat? No matter how you bite, you can't move? ”
Lin Wangwu has become a foodie, and he is not interested in anything but eating.
The most pitiful thing is Qin Xun, who has to constantly refine his cooking skills for Lin Wang's careful thinking.
Lin Wangwu also joked:
"If we don't cultivate and become ordinary people in the future, we will open a restaurant, you will be the chef, I will be the shopkeeper, I will fool them to collect money, and you will eat well and kill them.
Well, your cooking skills are so good, you must not be able to sell cheaply.
Yes, one hundred taels, no, one thousand taels of silver for a meal. ”
"Who will eat such an expensive meal?"
"It's called art, and as long as you're good enough, someone will come to eat it."
Lin Wangwei looks forward to a better life in the future:
"When the time comes, we will have two children, a boy and a girl.
The girl will let her learn cooking skills from you, and in the future, as long as she likes a handsome male god, she will use her cooking skills to tie his stomach.
The boy asked him to learn from me to be a shopkeeper, and the boy must be able to make money in order to be popular. ”
"I'm not going to make money." Qin Xun looked helpless.
"So only I'm going to ** you."
Lin Wangwu smiled with crooked eyebrows.
"Because you're handsome enough to eat with your face."
"Is it okay for me to wait for dinner?"
"No! Cook the dumplings for me. ”
"I can eat with my face, but I'm still working as a coolie for you."
"Hee-hee. Who makes you unlucky. It's a pity that you've already boarded my thief ship and double-repaired with me, and it's too late to regret it now. Messire! ~”
Lin Wangwei deliberately prolonged his voice, and used the local customs of the thick soil region to call Qin Xun the prime minister.
Hearing the word Xianggong, the smile on Qin Xun's face also bloomed, and while carefully boiling the colorful balls in the pot, he replied to Lin Wangwu:
"Got it, lady."
"Hee-hee. I'm still waiting for someone to call me mother. ”
Lin Wangwu touched his stomach worriedly.
"But my belly doesn't seem to bulge like everyone else. I heard that only when you drum up will you have children. ”
Qin Xun didn't squeak. Just smiling and continuing to concentrate on cooking.
While listening to Lin Wang's thoughts.
Of course, Lin Wangwei has never been able to resist eating.
When the colored dumplings are cooked. Soft and glutinous in front of her.
What kind of child, Xianggong was left behind by Lin Wangwu, and he ate intently, the only thing Lin Wangwu could think of taking the time to say a few words was:
"Xianggong. Such a delicious thing. You have to learn! ”
"Good. When I arrived in Weicheng, I found a restaurant to learn. ”
"Hmm."
Lin Forget continued to eat worriedly and contentedly.
After eating, the two continued on their way.
Because of the grace of saving each other, Zishu and the others were righteous and helped Lin Wangwu and Qin Xun to prepare everything.
At night, the two set up tents again, watched the stars together, and slept together.
Until this time, Lin Wangwei thought that they were already husband and wife. But I don't know, the so-called gift of husband and wife. They never did.
Or hug and kiss, there will be no children.
Qin Xun silently swore in his heart:
"As long as I go back and do the double cultivation ceremony, I will definitely fulfill my duties as a minister."
It's a day like this, and it's easy.
The next day it was lively.
The so-called robbery was really encountered by Lin Wang's good fortune.
Those robbers really wanted to put smoke in their tents at night, as Zishu said.
Lin Wangwu opened his mouth and took a puff of smoke.
And then spit it out again:
"How can you use such an inferior drug, it's too unpalatable."
Afterwards?
The poor robber was naturally robbed by Lin Wang.
The Thick Earth Domain is really good, there is no spiritual space and other spatial treasures, and valuable things are generally carried with you. For example, silver tickets.
"Poor to death, only a thousand taels of silver tickets, you are embarrassed to come out to rob?"
Lin Wangwei complained while excitedly hanging the person from the tree.
"Auntie, little ancestor, fairy, I dare to rob you blindly, please do well, let me down."
"I'm going to sleep, and if I quarrel any more, I'll cut out your tongue."
As soon as Lin Wang's words came out, the poor robber was really quiet.
Look at the two of them, there are tents to keep out the cold, and handsome guys and beauties hug each other and sleep.
Look at yourself again, in the middle of the night, I was hung on a tree by someone to blow the cold wind, and I didn't dare to shout cold.
Isn't that afraid that my aunt and grandmother will cut out his tongue in a rage?
Early the next morning, as if he hadn't seen the robber, Qin Xun took care of himself and tested the true qi in his body, learned to practice the sword with physical strength in the way of physical cultivation, and then made breakfast for Lin Wangwu.
When the robber saw Qin Xun practicing his sword, he was about to go crazy, and he wanted to exclaim and admire, when he thought that the female god in the tent was still asleep, in case she was arguing that she would be cut out of her tongue, he still didn't open his mouth obediently, but just kept sending autumn waves to Qin Xun.
However, Qin Xun was called wood by Lin Wangwei, and she had her own reasons.
How could he feel the autumn waves of a person like him.
What's more, it's still an autumn wave from a man.
Lin Wangwu didn't wake up from sleep, but was tempted by the smell of rice.
Seeing Lin Wangwu stretching his waist to eat this thing with a good mood, the robbers on the tree who kept making their eyes fruitless finally dare to speak timidly:
"Lady King, can you put me down?"
"Okay."
Lin Wangwu has something to eat, is in a good mood, and is very talkative.
He threw out a flying knife casually, cut the rope that bound the robber's feet, and after making a circle, he returned to Lin Wangwu's hands.
The robber screamed and fell into a dog to eat.
finally got up, and couldn't care about the embarrassing pain just now, and quickly knelt down in front of Lin Wangwu:
"Heroes, chivalrous. You can take me as an apprentice, I can bring tea and water to the two of you during the day, and I can help the two of you keep vigil at night. ”
"Not interested. My followers must first of all have good character. I hate you guys like you who steal chickens and dogs and harm innocent passers-by.
Originally, I wanted to arrest you and send you to the official, maybe I could get some reward, but what. ”
"But what?" The robbers were frightened, but they didn't expect Lin Wang's delicate little girl to be so hard-hearted.
"But if you can provide me with some useful information, I might consider letting you go."
I said. I said, I'll say everything. ”
"You're from Weicheng?"
"Yes."
"Zhu Gongzi knows, right?"
"Who doesn't know Zhu Gongzi, the Zhu family is the largest family in Weicheng."
"That's good. I heard that Zhu Gongzi recently accepted a beauty. What's it called? ”
"Bian Dandan."
"Yes, it's her, that's the third daughter of my second aunt's distant niece. That is, cousin. ”
"Oh. That's that, no wonder you're more beautiful than Miss Dandan. ”
Can you still get a relationship so far? Do you want to climb the high branches of Zhu Gongzi?
But this robber brother is quite smart. didn't expose Lin Wang's lies. hurriedly echoed:
"I know Miss Bian Dandan, I'll take you to meet her."
"You know her? How did you meet? ”
"I'm ashamed to say that, actually, this, I said don't beat me."
"That's a lot of nonsense, say!"
Lin Wangwu's knife flew back again, this time simply circling around the robbers. Cut off a few hairs.
The robber only felt a chill in the back of his head, and quickly put away the nonsense. Explained to Lin Wangwei:
"Is it so, am I not robbing?
The time I saw a single girl, I had a twisted mind.
Don't look at me like that, Brother Ba, I am a person with discipline, I have never robbed money without killing people, robbing money without robbing sex. This is the principle of brother's life.
I thought about robbing this beauty.
Who knew that two masked bodyguards actually ran out of the beauty's side and arrested me. It's tied to a tree. ”
Lin Wangwu burst out laughing:
"How many times have you been kidnapped?"
"It's not a few times, and I can't count."
"Being a robber to your level is considered dedicated enough."
Brother Ba blushed slightly and continued:
"I think those two people are very powerful, and their expressions are very fierce, much more fierce than you, the female king.
I thought I was going to die. Who knew that those two people, not only did they not kill me, but they also gave me a thousand taels of silver, as long as I sent Bian Dandan into Weicheng and sold it into the Qinglou. ”
"Qinglou? Damn it! You saw Bian Dandan, that is, my cousin, was there anything abnormal? ”
"When you say that, you really have.
When I went to rob, they didn't have time to deal with me, because the beauty suddenly went crazy and started a fight with them.
And I remember that Bian Dan Dan beauty at that time had a very pure temperament, not like now.
Then they won and gave the beauty sleeping pills, and the beauty was quiet.
When I sold her into the Qinglou the next day, Zhu Gongzi happened to pass by, and she shouted for help.
I'm, it's clear that your own people asked me to sell you, and she shouted for help.
Zhu Gongzi almost broke one of my legs for this, and then rescued the beauty back, and gave me an expulsion order, not allowing me to enter Weicheng.
I think my brother Ba has been operating in Weicheng for so many years, and he has also made a hundred and ten younger brothers, but he was actually pitted like a lost dog by that woman and Zhu Gongzi, do you say that I am wronged or not? ”
Lin Wangwu raised his eyebrows when he heard this, Bian Dandan's situation was probably worse than the rumors.
It is rumored that even if Bian Dandan is not powerful in the Dan Palace, there are still many elders who love her, and her own alchemy is no worse than Xin Su, even if she is not the master of the palace in the Dan Palace, she has a very powerful force.
Now, it seems, this is not the case at all.
People are sent to places like the Thick Earth, and they are still controlled and don't know what to do.
It's pitiful.
Thinking of having an intersection with Bian Dandan, and thinking of the old hall master who once gave her Lin Wangwu's Dan Spectrum, so that Lin Wangwu, a layman in alchemy, knew what the real elixir formula was.
Now that Bian Dandan is dead, Lin Wangwu has no reason to ignore it.
There are also benefits to meeting Bian Dandan.
The people who can clean up Bian Dandan are either Xin Su or related to Xin Su, as long as they find Bian Dandan and find Xin Su and Luoyun City, it will be much easier.
It's just that I don't know how much strength they can exert in the thick earth domain.
With their status and status, if they dare to come to the Houtu Domain, they will inevitably have something to rely on.
Lin Wangwu was in a daze, but Brother Ba was interesting and did not bother.
Until Lin Wangwu came back to his senses and continued to ask:
"After that, have you ever seen Bian Dandan?"
"Yes, I was not convinced, so I wanted to go to Bian Meiren to help me intercede and let Zhu Gongzi let me go. Brother Ba, I'm innocent, didn't I do this to help her hook up with Zhu Gongzi?
It's a pity that little slut, ah, no, Bian beauty.
Not only did she not help me, but she also shouted that I was caught as a thief, so that I almost couldn't escape.
You say change, but there really is.
When I first met Bian Meiren, she had a pure temperament and made people pity.
Later, when I went to see her, I felt like an aunt who was ten years old, although she was still beautiful, but she was too charming, and I don't know if she was harmed by Zhu Gongzi.
Hey, woman, when you get married, you become tofu scum. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Brother Ba felt a chill on his scalp again, and the hair on the top of his head was circled around his head by Lin Wangwu's flying knife, and this time he simply shaved his bald head.
"The female king spares his life, I am not talking about you, I really dare not say you.
You will always be beautiful. Young as twenty-eight. ”
"Hmph."
Lin Wangwu pursed his lips, looked Brother Ba up and down, and suddenly laughed.
Brother Ba's scalp is numb, I really don't know what this female god wants?
The goddess is so cruel, and her smile makes people even more frightened.
But Brother Ba was obedient this time, and he didn't dare to speak, for fear that he would provoke Lin Wangwu by opening his mouth, and he would have less hair.
This is still a good skill of the female king, in case of a shake of the hand, not only the hair, but also the blood flow of the head.
The robbery was too unsuccessful.
Brother Ba is very sad.
Lin Wangwu looked at Brother Ba for a long time and said with a smile:
"This time, you will sell me to Zhu Gongzi, saying that the last time I caught it with that Bian Meiren, it was a sister."
"Again? Don't do it, never do it! ”
The consequence of not doing it, the poor brother Ba really became bald.
"I'm from, from, the female king spares her life, as long as you don't pick my hair, what do you say, do it, I listen to you, listen to you."
"That's pretty much it."
After that, Lin Wangwu didn't hurry anymore, and he didn't know what to do in the tent alone.
When she came out again, she and Qin Xun were wearing a mask on their faces, and they were no longer the same as before.
And the standards of these two masks were completely made according to the standards of the Spirit Throne and the Qin Protector when they went to the Evil Cultivation Territory with Bian Dandan.
Although Lin Wangwu's mask is not as good-looking as himself, it is a little more mature and charming, and it is not much less discolored than the current Bian Dandan.
Poor Brother Ba, bare-headed and wearing tattered clothes, walked towards Weicheng again, and as he walked, he muttered:
"Zhu Se, I wish you bad luck, I wish you die on a woman's belly, and I wish you the Zhu family disappears from Weicheng.
Grandma's, if it weren't for you, a pervert, would you be able to get to where you are today? ”
Lin Wangwu didn't bother to pay attention to Brother Ba, and played the role of the abducted girl vividly and exquisitely along the way, as if he was frightened, he didn't dare to say a word.
Qin Xun pretended to be a passer-by and dotted from afar.
In fact, the most painful thing is Brother Ba, where does he dare to do anything to Lin Wangwu, the partial family still pretends to be bullied.
This time it's a beauty again, and I really don't know what other moths can be sold. (To be continued.) )