206 I was originally a woman!
In a ubiquitous KFC restaurant in the city center, a pair of identical-looking twin sisters with two ponytails attracted the attention of the surrounding customers and the clerk, who chatted with each other and ate the oversized portions of food on the table.
Three spicy chicken thigh burgers, three pairs of spicy wings, two old Peking chicken rolls, a large bag of French fries and a large cup of Coke, this is the food that Mo Yan saw Mo Wei ordered, and at this time she saw the first 'girl' who could eat so much, on the other hand, she ordered a bag of Chinese fries, a pair of spicy wings, a hamburger and a medium cup of Coke.
"If you eat so much, aren't you afraid of gaining weight?" With his left elbow on the table, his palm supporting his cheek to support himself, Mo Yan looked at Mo Wei, who was destroying the food on the plate on the table with a very elegant but very fast speed, and smiled and teased.
"If the prototype of the black light virus will be fat, then Brother A will already have the appearance of a fat man." Licking the cheese sauce stained on the side of her mouth, Mo Wei replied with a charming smile, and Mo Yan also replied with a chuckle: "If you let Brother A know that you hack him like this, what do you think he will think?" ”
"No, no, no......" Who knew that Mo Wei shook her right index finger at Mo Yan when she heard this, smiled and said with an expression of explanation like a worldly master: "I personally think that if Brother A knows that you use disguise skills to become a sister, and then go to work in a maid café, let him know, he will definitely come to you to settle accounts." ”
"So he doesn't know it yet." Spreading his hands, Mo Yan said with a smile: "Now that he is in his own world, he doesn't know what I am doing with the skill of abusing the original form in this world, as long as I don't tell him the truth in person, he will never know about it." ”
Because there are still a lot of people talking in the KFC store, and there are not many customers near Mo Yan and Mo Wei's seats. Therefore, it can be said that only they know the sound of the conversation between the two, and it is impossible for any master who is good at lip reading to observe the two.
"Then again......" Drinking the Coke in his hand, Mo Yan looked at Mo Wei, who had already finished solving the third burger and turned his target to the old Beijing chicken rolls, and said: "I don't remember that I still have the attribute of a foodie, do I think I will become a foodie in ten years?" ”
"Ten years of wandering life in the universe. The twists and turns you can't even imagine. Solving the old Beijing chicken roll in her hand with elegance but speed, the corner of Mo Wei's mouth showed a very calm smile, and said: "For the first nine years, I almost lived on various planets full of monsters, until the tenth year, when I found a tunnel that allowed me to travel through time and space. ”
"Remember what I told you before, about my experience of Jumanji?" Hearing this, Mo Yan nodded to show that he still remembered, and said, "You said that in order to prevent your companions from knowing that you have the ability to torture and kill the original form, you hid in the room with the alien when they invaded the room, right?" In the end, he tried to save his companion, but found that it was too late. ”
"That's right." Eating chicken rolls in small bites. Mo Wei's expression was a little gloomy and said: "Originally, I didn't have the idea of killing my past self at first, because I knew that it was all my own fault, but it wasn't until I discovered that time and space tunnel ten years later that the killing intent in my heart towards my past self suddenly fermented in my heart." ”
"It's like the idea of Red A in "Holy Grail War" who wants to kill his past self, I thought that as long as I go back to the past and swallow and assimilate my past self to replace his position, then I can make up for my regrets, but ...... In the end, he was saved by his past self. ”
"Devouring......" Mo Yan thought that if his future self did not appear, then he would also repeat the mistakes of the other party. The answer is yes, he will kill his fellow people just as well.
"Thank you......" felt like smashing over a five-flavor bottle. Flooded with sweet, sour, bitter and salty tastes, Mo Yan could only give this sentence as a thank you in the end, but who knew that Mo Wei smiled charmingly at her and said, "No...... I guess I'm going to thank you. ”
"You know what? In the tenth year, when I discovered that time and space tunnel, it took me half a year to gather strength, and finally another half a year to travel through that time and space tunnel. The pain at that time made me almost think that I was about to be shattered by the space storm. ”
"Time and space tunnels? Is it hard to traverse? Mo Yan, who has not passed through the time and space tunnel, said that she can't imagine the difficulty of crossing, in her impression, shouldn't it be a very simple thing to travel through time and space? The various dragon aotian-style male protagonists in a certain Chinese network travel through time and space are not all lightning or hit by cars, or chased by the enemy.
And then after death, there is a strong longing for something or someone. As a result, he came to the other world by soul or body, and finally killed all the beauties in the world, integrating all kinds of aura, and he could use the unknown power of the idiot aura to weaken the enemy's strength and IQ.
Well, the above is Mo Yan's understanding of time and space, anyway, in her opinion, Mo Wei is very in line with Long Aotian after traveling through time and space...... Ah no, it's already Long Jiaotian, after all, the strength of level 8 is enough for her to kill in the other world.
"It's hard...... The time tunnel is not as easy to traverse as expected. After sending all the two old Beijing chicken rolls into her stomach, Mo Wei aimed at spicy wings this time, and said with a small bite and a greasy mouth: "The time and space tunnel is actually very small, a little smaller than a football, and the hole is about the size of a table tennis racket, can you squeeze in it and give me a try?" ”
"Do you know why it took me half a year to travel through the time tunnel? If it weren't for being hungry enough to swallow an elephant, I don't believe you could get into it. ”
Mo Yan's brain made up a small hole the size of a ping-pong ball, and then imagined the scene of getting into it, she was sure that even Lori's form might not be feasible, and the worst case was that her buttocks were stuck in the hole, so now she could imagine why Mo Wei had a foodie attribute.
In order to get into the space-time tunnel, I didn't eat or drink for half a year...... This is no longer a problem that can be solved by perseverance, even the world's top special forces will probably go crazy without starving to death, which can also explain why the first thing Mo Wei did after meeting everyone was to eat a lot.
"Then again, since you've come to this plane, why do you keep maintaining Hatsune Miku's appearance, can't you just use your original manly posture as soon as you meet me?"
Who knew that when Mo Wei heard this, the corners of her mouth hooked up a very strange mysterious smile, and said: "You're not right~ Now this form is actually my real body, and the body of the male 'Mo Yan' is long gone." ”
"What do you mean!?" Mo Yan was stunned, and couldn't understand the meaning of what Mo Wei said for a while, what is the current appearance is the ontology?
"In the well...... It seems to be the sixth or seventh year period.,I came to a planet with a strong enemy.,I didn't defeat the other party.,I died once.,Resurrected by relying on the BUFF ability given by Brother A.,And then I looked for a weak enemy on that planet to improve myself.,Finally, I got the strength to barely protect myself on that planet.。 ”
"You know what...... In the past, when death relied on Brother A's BUFF to resurrect, I had the ability to reset my gender once, so after the resurrection, I chose the current body as the main body, which means that I am now...... It's not male anymore. ”
Mo Wei's words hit Mo Yan like a river and a sea in her brain. (To be continued......)
PS: PS1: Today, Xiao Xun originally wanted to watch Google's God of War live, but after seeing him go to Silent Hill with Chimera-kun, I instantly felt that his lofty image in my heart collapsed!
PS2: Sure enough, it's still the cutest horror live in pure black! The people who do the live games of Watch Dogs are definitely not pure black!