Chapter 215: Ashore
Zhang Qiusheng doesn't care about Xie Wuye's feelings, and when the time comes, he will stop the oars and hand over the shift. Xie Wuye rowed alone, and the dinghy swirled on the sea. One lap, two laps, three laps and four laps. No one stopped him, and let him go around like a fool - forcing the boat to spin in place. Niu Changfeng originally wanted to remind Xie Wuye, but when he saw that Zhang and Li were as excited as watching a monkey play, they didn't say anything.
Xie Wuye rubbed his head for a while, only to realize that something was wrong, and he was dizzy. The eyes of those three people tried to look as far away as possible, and it was strange that he was not dizzy when he lowered his head and turned in circles.
Li Mantun looked at Xie Wuye, who stopped the oars, and asked with a smile: "Old Five, don't row?" Keep paddling, and it's really fun to go around in circles like a dog biting its tail like this. Old Five, you see, it's still early, right? We're not in a hurry. How many more laps are you going to play? Hee-hee, hehe, haha-"
Xie Wuye was annoyed and angry, and raised the wooden oar to hit Li Mantun. As soon as the wooden paddle was raised, it was snatched away by Li Mantun, and he was not angry but still smiled and said, "Old Five, I didn't say you." Alas, in the future, it must not be like this. Li Mantun rowed a boat, like an elder educating a child, and said, "You, little fifth son, right?" You do a good job, right? Why do you think of black eating black? It's not a long asshole! Oh no! Your asshole has grown. Then you don't have an asshole when you raise a son. Hey, little five, did you raise a son? ”
Just now, he was angry for Zhang Qiusheng for calling him the fifth child, but this time it's good, he directly becomes a little five, and he is still a little five. What are these things called? Whose disciple is this, if you don't teach you how to be a good person, you will let it out and mess around!
Xie Wuye was calling for wind and rain in Southeast Asia, and he didn't expect to be played by two little broken children as monkeys today. I was so angry that I almost vomited blood, and I wanted to jump into the sea and drown and freeze to death. Beat and beat them, let alone say. This little broken child has nothing to say, so he will say anything. If it weren't for watching the coast get closer, Xie Wuye really didn't plan to live.
In Xie Wuye's heavy depression, the ship finally docked. This is a cliff-lined coast, and the dinghy struggles to navigate between the cliffs. Fortunately, there was no wind or waves, and I finally leaned against a cliff that was not too high. In winter, no one comes here to enjoy the scenery, and no one comes here to touch seashells, sea cucumbers or other seafood, in short, it is very secluded.
Xie Wuye was the first to jump out of the dinghy and climb towards the cliff. It's not too high, but it's as tall as a three-story building. Xie Wuye was hungry for a day, hungry, thirsty and tired, and his eyes were full of gold flowers halfway through. Immediately behind him was Niu Changfeng, Niu Changfeng was the same as him, but it was better if he wasn't crazy and tired just now.
Niu Changfeng surpassed Xie Wuye, climbed up first, and reached out to pull Lao Xie. Xie Wuye had just climbed to the top of the cliff, and he didn't have time to catch his breath, so he was busy looking for a big rock to smash those two little bastards.
There are too many rocks on the top of the cliff, and there are all kinds of sizes and specifications everywhere. Xie Wuye weighed that this piece was too small, and it was a pity that he couldn't move that piece. Finally, he picked up a large rock and turned around to smash it, when the two little bastards had already come up.
Zhang Qiusheng said: "Lao Li, let me just say, some men are very bad outside, but they are good husbands at home." Look at the fifth child, he is so busy on a business trip, and he doesn't forget to pick up a good stone when he sees it. ”
Li Mantun rolled his eyes and said, "Why do you pick a big stone and go home?" and they cannot eat or drink. ”
"Pickles!" Zhang Qiusheng shook his head and said, "Lao Li, you have to learn to live a good life." If you go back to pick up pickles for your wife with a big rock on a business trip, it is more precious than buying her a diamond ring. You know? Learn something! ”
Xie Wuye hugged the big stone, looking indescribably embarrassed. He didn't dare to say, "I'm going to kill you by holding this stone." If you really want to say this, it was he who died first. Finally got ashore and was beaten up by these two little bastards? That's too much to do. He turned around with the stone in his arms, and made a frame pose that was indeed home to pickle pickles, and with a little disdain to talk to you, he slowly left here.
This stone is not too heavy, and it is only about 30 catties. Usually this weight is completely inappropriate, but today I am tired and hungry, and I only feel that this stone weighs a thousand pounds. After walking for about 100 meters, I really couldn't hold it. Looking back, the two little bastards were following him and looking at him with a grin.
Xie Wuye burst into tears, gritted his teeth and insisted. I thought to myself, threw this stone, and said that I had changed my mind, and Lao Tzu's house would not pickle pickles this year. But when I think about it, these two bastards are not reasonable people, they have to pickle pickles at Lao Tzu's house, and there is really no way. In the end, they have to be beaten, alas, ghosts are afraid of beating! Lao Tzu has beaten people for most of his life, and when he met such two masters today, it turned out that Lao Tzu was also afraid of beating.
Xie Lao Wu turned his head to look at Niu Changfeng and wanted to ask him for help. But Niu Changfeng was also faltering, barely supporting himself to move forward. Only the two little bastards were in good spirits, talking and laughing. Ma Jiao, you have two steamed buns per person, a good white flour steamed bun, and half a pot of water. After eating and drinking, I was energetic, and I was happy with Lao Tzu's poverty. Alas, why did this broken stone sink so much?
Finally on the avenue, Xie Wuye turned his head and asked Zhang Qiusheng: "Which way are you going?" "He made up his mind, Zhang Qiusheng will go west when he goes east, and he will go north when Zhang Qiusheng goes south. You can't be with these two damn bastards anyway.
Before Zhang Qiusheng could speak, Li Mantun hurriedly asked, "Which way are you going?" "Uh, which way am I going? Can I tell you which way I go? I'm going to say go south, and you're going to go south, how can I get rid of you two bastards?
Without waiting for Li Mantun to ask again, a large truck drove from north to south. Zhang Qiusheng didn't say much, and flew into the car. Of course, Li Mantun also followed.
Xie Wuye saw that the big truck was galloping, and the dust was driving all the way away, so he threw away the big stone. I exhaled a long breath and sat on the ground with my buttocks, only to feel that the bones in my whole body seemed to fall apart. Looking at Niu Changfeng again, he found that he had gone away, leaving him sitting here alone.
The place where I got on the bus was not far from the county seat, and it didn't take long to arrive. Zhang Qiusheng and the two didn't care what kind of place it was, and jumped off the train when they saw a place that looked like a station.
rushed into the station, okay, okay, there was a bus to Zixu City in thirty minutes. Although Zixu City is still 108,000 miles away from Qilin City, Zixu City is close to the big river, and there are steamers that go directly to Qilin City.
The most critical problem is that they only have enough money to get a ticket to Zixu City. Anyway, going to Zixu City is finally one step closer to home. What should I do if I still don't have any money when I get to Zixu City? Let's talk about it when we get there, let's eat turnips, peel one section and eat another.
After buying the ticket, there are still eight yuan left on me. Fill your stomach first, and then talk about it, your hungry chest is close to your heart. Li Mantun didn't practice Bigu, if it weren't for the two steamed buns given by Zhang Qiusheng at the bottom, he would be able to bite two bites of pebbles now.
Sitting at the food stall in front of the station, one person asked for two bowls of beef noodles. At that time, the price was cheap, and the beef noodles were only two yuan a bowl. Now there are only a few cents of steel hammer left on his body, and the future is very bleak. The noodles had to be slowed down, and the two of them took a large noodle bowl first, and drank the boiled water vigorously without costing money.
The two of them drank so much that they were refreshing, and they sucked all the way. I didn't know it, and I thought they were drinking chicken soup. There are really people who wonder in their hearts, the food stalls still sell chicken soup? Touch them and see,, boiled water. Can you make such a big move by drinking plain water?
Someone asked, "You two just came from the Sahara Desert?" Li Mantun said without raising his head: "Almost, I just came from Taklamakan." After saying that, he continued to drink, sucking and sucking, without delaying the time to drink water at all.
When the noodles came, the two of them were reincarnated like hungry ghosts, they ate quickly, and they were not afraid of being hot, and they were very happy to eat. Zhang Qiusheng is usually in broad daylight and never conducts a divine search. If he searched, he could find that Niu Changfeng and Xie Wuye were here. Xie Wuye is in the east, and Niu Changfeng is far in the west.
Not long after Zhang Qiusheng and the others got into the car, another car came over. Xie Wuye struggled with the last remaining strength of his body and reluctantly climbed into the car. After walking for a while, Niu Changfeng also climbed into the car. The two also jumped down when they saw the station, hoping to buy tickets elsewhere. The most urgent thing is to have a full meal and drink water.
As soon as I approached the station, I saw that the two goods were eating beef noodles. Frightened, he quickly hid aside, for fear of letting these two goods see it. They made the right decision. Although Zhang Qiusheng and the two are shrewd, they are young after all and have always been careless. When they broke up just now, they forgot to search for Xie and Niu. After buying the ticket, I regretted it when I found that I had no money on me, but it was too late. Now if Zhang Qiusheng discovers them, he will have to search their whole bodies.
Two bowls of noodles per person, eaten in less than ten minutes. The two drank boiled water in a noodle bowl again, and drank bowl after bowl. The food stall owner looked at these two people helplessly, the boiling water had been drunk by these two boys, and he had to find other stalls to borrow water. A middle school student like Zhang Qiusheng, who is not big enough to be a small boss, is generally reluctant to provoke. If they can pay after eating, they are good boys.
Xie and Niu were hungry, looking at Zhang Qiusheng and their Sanyang Kaitai, eating and drinking. I'm so angry in my heart, let's get out of here after eating, what boiling water do you want to drink? Drink one bowl and you'll get it, and you will drink two bowls, three bowls.
It's just a matter of drinking water, you are still young and do not study well, and you still smoke. Smoking and drinking with your thighs crossed, you are so poor. Don't you know that Lao Tzu is hungry and thirsty now, just waiting for you to leave?
This boss is too, selling beef noodles and selling beef noodles, and getting a lot of boiling water to put on the stall? You should make a rule that each person is only allowed to drink one bowl of boiling water. If there is more, there is no money.