How long does it take for a person to spend their first money after teleporting into a new world?

Everyone's situation may be different, but in Lin Sanjiu's body, the answer is four seconds. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

More precisely, the money was spent before she opened her eyes in the new world.

"Hey,"

a hoarse voice that seemed to have smoked too much tobacco seemed to sound faintly from a very distant place; With the touch of a hard object on his arm, Lin Sanjiu's misty consciousness gradually regathered.

"When did you come in?" the dumb voice urged, "when did you come in?" ”

By the time she opened her eyes, the neuromuscles had already responded; Lin Sanjiu leaned over and jumped up - but then the back of her head hit something with a "bang", and a heavy muffled sound suddenly echoed in her brain, and a Venus floated in front of her.

"What's wrong with you?" The dumb voice raised slightly, and asked in surprise, "Do you have traumatic stress disorder?" ”

What the?

Lin Sanjiu pressed the back of his burning head, and his vision finally became clear. a fat, dark-skinned woman, wrapped in a gown, water-red gauze skirt studded with gold threads; Her thick black braids swung over her towering breasts, shiny and shiny.

The dark-skinned woman was now hunched over her head, looking her up and down, her thick lips drooping unhappily; As soon as he opened his mouth, the low and hoarse voice rushed out with the smell of tobacco leaves: "Ask you, how did you get in?" ”

Lin Sanjiu didn't answer, and looked around first.

She was half-kneeling and half-sitting in a cramped, white mud hut, the distance between the ceiling and the floor probably not enough for a ten-year-old child. The pillows and sheets were rolled aside, thrown in the corners of the tatami floor, and there was nothing left. She had to bow her head and curl up, for the other half of the room was swollen and swollen with the dark-skinned woman, as if it was about to burst the white mud hut.

"I ...... Where am I? "Lin Sanjiu is tall and long-legged, and when he moves slightly, his limbs knock several times on the surrounding walls." Who are you? ”

The dark-skinned woman in a gorgeous gauze dress suddenly collapsed.

She shook a short bamboo pole in her hand—it must have poked Lin Sanjiu several times just now—and her round body pulled out of the room with an incredible agility, as if a fat otter had drilled out of a hole, revealing a door frame much narrower than her body. She took a deep puff of cigarette outside and scolded in a low voice: "I've stepped on, and I'm here for another drug." ”

"What?" Lin Sanjiu hurriedly crawled to the door, "Wait, I don't have any drugs—can I still take drugs?" What kind of medicine do you take? Forget it, I mean, I just teleported into this world...... This is Biluo Yellow Spring, right? ”

At that time, the gift bag insisted on sending her to the Twelve Realms, so she chose Biluo Yellow Spring along the way; After all, it is indeed safer to go to the bamboo forest after inquiring about the news in the Twelve Realms - just by the moment of consciousness, you are already in another world.

The dark-skinned woman paused, then suddenly bent down again, blocking the door of the hut, staring at her for half a second with a pair of big black eyes with long eyelashes.

"That's my misunderstanding," she finally laughed, the mist of bad tobacco permeating her scarlet lips, "yes, this is Biluo Yellow Spring." You're really picky, and you're a lucky guy. ”

Lin Sanjiu looked at her suspiciously for a while, and then "Huh? "Yes.

The dark-skinned woman patted the door frame vigorously, smiling all over her face: "Teleportation, you also know, if the location of the teleportation is not good, it really won't even be able to catch a clear death." Especially if you teleport into our Huangquan District, it is even more dangerous. A few years ago, there was an overground train here, and there was such a thing...... Well, an unlucky ghost suddenly teleported on the track where there was no one, and in the blink of an eye, a train came by, and the poor man didn't even open his eyes, and was killed with a bang. You say, are you teleporting very well? ”

Looking at her appearance, it seems that Lin Sanjiu was not killed before opening his eyes, and it was all the credit of this dark-skinned woman.

"Where am I teleporting?"

She coughed, brought the paper between her fingers closer to her lips, and took a hard sip, sinking her cheeks. When the cigarette melted into her internal organs, the dark-skinned woman grinned and stretched out a round arm with an unknown number of gold rings: "The shop is a 'lost dog' capsule hotel, and I'm Dali, the owner here." ”

With such a name, will there really be guests coming to stay?

Lin Sanjiu lowered his eyes and looked at the hand.

The other party didn't look like he was going to shake hands, because the palm of the hand was flat in front of her, with a large ring, red silk rope, and palm prints...... It's all clear.

When she raised her head again, the boss of the "lost dog" was a little impatient and shook her chubby hand: "Huh? ”

"What?" Lin Sanjiu asked blankly.

Dali rolled her eyelids, and a pair of eyes that were two circles larger than ordinary people bulged out: "You used my room, don't you have to pay the room fee?" ”

"I'll teleport and ...... in a few seconds" Lin Sanjiu couldn't help but rub his temples and sigh halfway through his words. Looking at Dali's appearance, if she doesn't charge her for the room, she probably won't let her leave the hotel easily: "How much?" ”

"What coins do you use to pay the bill?" Dali smiled again, "Red Crystal? Not expensive, stay for 24 hours, just two medium-sized ones are enough. ”

This price doesn't seem to be low in the Twelve Realms.

Dali threw away the cigarette butt, happily took the two middle crystals, tapped them lightly, and carefully put them into the bag around her waist. The boss was fair, and as he stepped out of the doorway, he instructed, "It's only ten o'clock in the morning, and you can stay until this time tomorrow." ”

Lin Sanjiu came out of the dog-hole-like door with his waist and stepped into the corridor. It really deserves to be a capsule hotel, and it is just as cramped and crowded when you get out of the room: the horizontal and vertical white mud walls are separated by many passages in this space three or four meters high and hundreds of square meters; On every wall, there were small doors, high and low, scattered all over the room—except that the rooms were distributed in such a way that there were two or three doors here and none there, as if the person planning the room was drunk.

In the distance, a male evolutionary dangled from the end of the hallway with a toothbrush in his mouth; There was a faint sound of music behind the door of a nearby room, and the singer's singing was completely out of tune; There was also a girl, poking her head out of a high door, begging her friend to buy her something.

No matter what kind of catastrophe and hardship it has experienced, it seems that with just a spark of opportunity, human beings can take root and be reborn again, and thrive through the narrow gap of fate.

If Nuwa were here, she would definitely say, "The more unpopular things are, the more they can't get rid of them."

Lin Sanjiu looked at the various people in the hotel and was stunned for a while, turned his head to look, and found that Dali had already paced away; She hurriedly followed after a few steps and shouted, "Boss! ”

"How?" The round, dark-skinned woman asked, holding a notebook she had pulled out of nowhere.

"I'm new here, and I want to ask you about Biluo Yellow Springs. You just said that this is Huangquan District? ”

"Room 225," Dali replied, looking down at her notebook, "yes, your first time in this world?" It is divided into two districts, Biluo and Huangquan, eh, No. 228 should also be urged...... But it's all privately shared by the evolutionaries, and you can't actually find any walls or anything like that. ”

"Why partition?"

"Ahem, have you heard a word? Where there are people, there are classes. Dali said without looking back, "Let's put it this way, Biluo District is not the same as here...... You just stay in the Yellow Springs, and there's everything here anyway. ”

Lin Sanjiu followed her step by step—those two Zhongjing just now couldn't be paid for nothing—and continued to ask, "Then do you know where I can check the release information?" Also, where is the Association of Visa Officers here? ”

Dali let out a "hmm", suddenly stopped, stretched out her arms, and knocked on a door above her head.

"Wooden Fish Forum, you know, right? Chain stores, most of the twelve realms are there. The countless rings of gold on her arms rattled for a while, and no one knocked on the door. Dali raised her voice and shouted, "Collect the house!" Chao Lin Sanjiu said: "You are tall, help me push the door to see if there is anyone inside." ”

"Nope." Lin Sanjiu replied; This room, like hers, looks like a washing machine drum.

Dali closed the door, turned a large emerald ring on her finger, and slammed the metal edging in the corner of the door with a green stone—like a movie special effect, and the door bent and swooped into her ring.

The white mud walls were so empty that there was no room in the room.

Dali's "taking the room" is really a literal "taking the room away" - Lin Sanjiu began to understand a little why the rooms in this capsule hotel were so casually distributed: "When someone wants to stay, they will embed the room in the wall again?" ”

"yes, so when I saw you, I was really surprised, I don't remember opening you a room. What are you asking...... Oh, the visa officer association in Biluo Huangquan is not open to the public," Dali crossed out the "225" in the notebook, "If you want a visa, go to the Muyu Forum, and you can solve it in one breath." All the visa officers posted the information for sale there. ”

Lin Sanjiu exhaled. In this way, the location of her teleportation is indeed good; At least in this unfamiliar world, she can inquire about the news for a little money.

"Where's the Muyu Forum?" She asked, "How should I-"

Before the word "go" could be spoken, a "boom" suddenly erupted from the corridor deep in the hotel, and the tongue of fire and the fragments of the door sprayed into the corridor in the blink of an eye.

"There are always such brainless bastards!" Dali cursed angrily, put the notebook in her arms, and hurried towards the burning room; She was so anxious that a layer of sweat appeared on her forehead, where was she still in the mood to deal with a tenant with a stomach problem, and pointed behind her casually: "After you go out of the door, you can find someone to ask yourself!" ”

"Thanks, then I'll go, you be careful!" Behind her, Lin Sanjiu shouted from afar.

The cause of the fire is not very unusual among the Twelve Realms: a guest has just been given a special item, and while testing its performance, one of them accidentally burned half of the room. The special item that caused the trouble ended up in the hands of the owner of the "lost dog" inn as compensation for the damage to the room - a reluctant solution that both Dali and the tenant were very unhappy with, and both felt that the other had taken advantage of the other.

It wasn't until all the chores were taken care of that the chubby boss vaguely remembered the windfall this morning, and the tall woman who had never returned since she gave it to her.

"Did I tell her I couldn't go through the back door?" Dali subconsciously stroked her long thick black braids and said to herself: "I seem to have said it, right?" ”