Chapter 312: Inside KFC
Neither side is a good thing, and they fight when they don't agree. I don't know if I was afraid of being seen by the cultivators, or if I was addicted to fighting in the way of ordinary people in the Qilin City Stadium last time, anyway, Li Mantun and Sun Buwu didn't use any martial arts moves, let alone any true qi internal force. The two were exactly like ordinary middle school students fighting, rushing up to hug each other and scuffling.
Two pairs of four people roll over on the ground, one moment you press me and the next moment I press you. However, Li Mantun and Sun Buwu have good bodies after all, and even if they don't use any moves, they have an overwhelming advantage. It's always the time when they press others and slap others. It is rare for others to press them, and even if they are pressed, it is impossible to slap them.
As soon as the fight began, a man ran over and looked at the collar on both sides, the hair that grabbed this, and grinned at each other's sworn frames. Immediately grabbed the big brother on the table and hid to the side to make a phone call.
Of course, Zhang Qiusheng didn't worry about the loss of these two fights, so he took a leisurely sip of Coke, glanced at the girl, and suddenly felt sour. How great would it be if Lin Ling came with me? I will protect her like those two men.
I've never gone shopping with Lin Ling, let alone going to other places together. I went out of Qilin City to Xishan to play together. But that was with Fat Man, Erya, Wang Changqing and others.
Zhang Qiusheng reminded himself not to think about Lin Ling all the time, this is to find trouble for himself in vain. He stared at the girl but his eyes were dilated, and his ears listened to the man's call, and his heart was filled with unspeakable sourness.
The girl held the juice in her left hand, pinched a french fries with her right thumb and index fingers, dipped it in ketchup, took a small bite, then took another sip of juice, dipped it in ketchup and took a small bite before drinking the juice. Leisurely and complacent, he didn't even look at the four people who were fighting happily next to him.
The third man answered the phone and was shouting into the phone, "Hey, hey, where are you?" Looking for a place to park? Isn't there a parking lot, you care about the money. What's so in a hurry? It's time to fight! Can I not be in a hurry? Two little hooligans bullied Yingying. Come on! If you are taken away by the police, it will be delayed. You call the police not to come? That's good, that's good. Do you have an itchy forehand and want to hit someone? Okay, whatever you want, just come quickly. ”
The conversation between the two sides on the phone entered Zhang Qiusheng's ears word for word. But he didn't take it to heart at all. This little matter of unevenness between the two big yamen, don't mix it up in the future. He continued to think about his thoughts.
The girl felt that Zhang Qiusheng was looking at her, and she was very angry. Beauty, the eyes of men's lust are more or less differently immune. But being stared at like this, the girl was very angry, and couldn't help but look up at Zhang Qiusheng. Well, that's not right! Although the boy's face was facing her, his eyes were confused and he was not looking at her.
The girl was angry again. If you don't know what to say about the girl's mind, don't guess! If Zhang Qiusheng stared at her, she would be very angry. Zhang Qiusheng didn't look at her, and she was also very angry. You don't even look at a beautiful woman in front of you, what are you thinking? Am I so unattractive?
The more the girl thought about it, the more angry and willful she became, so she raised her hand and grabbed the ketchup and threw it at Zhang Qiusheng. With such a technique and such an accurate head, Zhang Qiusheng didn't want to hit him when he fell asleep. Zhang Qiusheng tilted his head slightly and let go.
The girl was even more angry when she saw that she didn't smash it, grabbed a chicken leg and smashed it at Zhang Qiusheng. This time, the accuracy was even worse, fifty or sixty centimeters away from Zhang Qiusheng. Zhang Qiusheng is a person who cherishes food, how can a good chicken leg be wasted? Reach out and take the chicken leg and see if it has been eaten by anyone else. He took a reassuring bite, and then nodded at the girl to thank you, as if the girl had deliberately given it to him.
The girl grabbed the juice in anger and threw it in this direction. Damn, straws and cup lids fall off in the air and juice splashes everywhere. There was no way to answer this, Zhang Qiusheng hurriedly dodged to the person who called, snatched the phone and smashed it to the ground and stomped it again, saying, "If you fight, you fight, what are you calling?" ”
Zhang Qiusheng has a good temper, and he initiates Mao Lai no worse than Li Mantun and Sun Buwu. I didn't recruit anyone, I didn't provoke anyone, why did you hit me with things again and again? Girl, I can't help her, you man has to be wronged.
The man looked at the big brother in one place and wanted to cry without tears, pointed at Zhang Qiusheng and said, "You, you, you wait!" Zhang Qiusheng said: "Why am I waiting for you if I have nothing to do?" Love! ”
After saying that, he picked up the mop next to him, ran to their table, swept all the food on it to the ground, and said to the girl, "Not for anything else, just for you not to smash people with these things." ”
At this time, Zhang Qiusheng didn't care about wasting food or not. If you get this sauce and juice on your body, you can't wash your clothes. Food cannot be wasted, and clothes cannot be wasted, all of which are the fruits of the hard work of the peasant uncle.
This is probably a spoiled and spoiled woman, and probably no one has ever treated her like this. The girl lay on the table and cried loudly, and the man who had the phone smashed went over and patted her on the back and said, "Yingying, don't cry." Ren Shao will come right away and let him avenge you. Such comfort did not serve the girl, and the cry became louder.
Zhang Qiusheng was most afraid of the girl crying. But this time I didn't feel at a loss. This girl is too much, she didn't provoke you, why do you want to hit me with food? Besides, I didn't touch you either, I just took away the murder weapon you beat people, why are you crying? I think so, but I still can't avoid a little humility. In order to cover up the displeasure in his heart, he took out a cigarette and lit it, and made a special appearance of dragging.
Li Mantun and Sun Buwu saw Zhang Qiusheng fluttering, and their spirits lifted up and turned over at the same time to press the opponent down. Sun Buwu slapped him down and said, "Tell you to dig out Lao Tzu's eyes, you dig it!" Li Mantun slapped him and said, "Don't let the beauties see it, you take it at home." You don't go out of the door! ”
Sun Buwu slapped him and said, "The beauty is not allowed to see, you should wear a veil when you go out!" Li Mantun slapped her and said, "It's okay without a veil, you use a burlap bag to carry her!" ”
The girl stopped crying, and the men around her stopped talking, and they all watched in amazement as their companions were slapped and listened to the nonsense of the two parallel traders.
Li Mantun and Sun Buwu were slapping others, and three people came in outside the door. The man next to the girl pounced on her like he saw his relatives in the People's Liberation Army, and shouted: "Ren Shao, you're here!" It's terrible, it's a human life! ”
The man named Ren Shao froze when he saw Sun Buwu, and stood on the spot without saying a word. Sun Buwu didn't care about this, he still slapped and said nonsense: "Do you have a bubble like you?" Yes! Li Mantun also slapped others in the same way, and continued to talk nonsense: "I've seen food guards, but I've never seen food guards like you." Yes! ”
Ren Shao finally came to his senses and hurriedly shouted: "Sun Buwu, Sun Buwu." What are you doing, as for you! "Sun Buwu stopped slapping, but he was still riding on his opponent and said to Ren Shao;" It's not bad, ah, it's a big head. Upgraded to a young master? Or did I go back to before the liberation, and the young master ran all over the street? ”
Ren Shao ignored Sun Buwu's ridicule and said to him: "You get up, get up and talk, okay?" Sun Buwu shook his head and said, "It's not good." This guy has a fat belly, and it's quite comfortable to sit on. ”
Before Ren Shao could speak, Li Mantun shouted: "Damn, my body is full of bones, and it hurts to sit on it." Come on, come on, old grandson, let's change it. Sun Buwu smiled and said: "Don't change, why do you want to change the good ones?" ”
Li Mantun was provoked, took out his anger at the person under his buttocks, slapped him and said, "Why don't you grow meat?" Ah, eating doesn't grow meat, isn't it a waste of food, ah! ”
Ren Shao doesn't seem to pay much attention to the people under Li Mantun's buttocks, and he doesn't care if he is beaten. Or said to Sun Buwu: "Sun Buwu, give face, get up and talk, okay?" ”
Sun Buwu couldn't get up, and said to Ren Shao: "Face? I just look at a beautiful woman, they are going to gouge out my eyes, do they give me face? ”
Li Mantun still didn't wait for Ren Shao to speak, so he preemptively said: "We have countless pickled girls, ah!" Other people's wives and we are not a few, ah! I have never seen such a food protector. If you don't pay it back after you don't fight, doesn't this hurt the hearts of the majority of sex friends? Yes! ”
Sun Buwu immediately responded, saying, "That's it, that's it." My buddy was also on bed when my husband was in front of me, and my husband didn't say anything, ah! I've never seen you protect food like this. ”
These two guys are not right. In fact, they don't even have a girlfriend, and they have never been a girl. They do not think it is honorable, but it is disgrace. I haven't soaked in such a big girl, and I can't afford to lose that person when I say it. So the two of them are blowing the conch here. Zhang Qiusheng knows about these two people, but others don't know! Everyone present believed their nonsense.
The person who was sitting under Sun Buwu shouted: "What kind of food, I'm her brother!" Sun Buwu quickly turned over and got up, and pulled the person up again. patted the ash on his body and said, "I'm sorry, brother-in-law." You said it earlier! The man was confused, pointed to the one on the phone and said, "He's the brother-in-law, I'm not." ”
Sun Buwu continued to shoot the ashes and continued to ask: "Then you are the brother-in-law?" The man seemed to sense that this was wrong, but he did not reply for a moment, and nodded vaguely.
Li Mantun grabbed the person under his ass and asked, "What about you, how many brothers-in-law are you?" The man replied, "I'm not, I'm my brother-in-law." Li Mantun slapped him again, got up and said, "Aren't you brother-in-law making a fuss, it's taken me a long time!" ”
The eldest brother-in-law came back to his senses first and scolded: "Who is your brother-in-law, stinky and shameless!" Li Mantun patted him on the shoulder with a smile and said, "Brother-in-law's title is a bit weird." It's up to you to want it or not. As long as your sister becomes my horse, then you are my brother-in-law, and you can't run. ”