I said, "I hope these days will end sooner, but now what are we going to do with this boring time?" Princess Ruth said: "There are no mobile phones, no computers, and no books here, let's use the most primitive way to pass the boring time, why don't you tell us and jokes, you Donghua Kingdom doesn't have an old saying: Laugh a little, ten years less." I said, "Okay, let me think about it." ”

I suddenly remembered a cold joke I saw on the Internet a few days ago, and I said: "Say, the subway in Beiping is very crowded, and a pregnant woman squeezed out her baby on the subway." The person next to him said that it was not crowded, and that there was a woman who was squeezed and pregnant on the subway at sea. Her Majesty the Queen listened, looked at me with puzzled eyes and asked, "This is not true, is it?" Princess Rousi said: "I have long heard that your Donghua Kingdom is an ancient civilization, and people's concepts are very conservative, how can there be a pregnancy squeezed out." Is it rare that your country is as sexually open as ours? In our country, as long as you like it, you can love anyone you like. ”

I hurriedly explained, "Your Royal Highness, you have misunderstood what I mean, I mean that the subway on the sea is very crowded. Princess Ruth said, "It's crowded, won't you get pregnant?" I couldn't explain it, and I said, "That's passive, it's unwilling." Princess Ruth smiled and said, "When you say this, I will understand." ”

I said, "I don't know much about your country, Your Highness Princess, could you give me a brief introduction to your country." ”

Princess Roulsy said, "You know "Sunflowers", which is Van Gogh's famous painting. I said, "I know." Princess Roulsie said, "Van Gogh, our country." Princess Ruth said, "We still have windmills in our country. I said, "Windmill, I know." "And what else you don't know, we have the Windmill Festival on the second Saturday of May every year, and we also have the Tulip Festival, which is the closest Wednesday to 15 in May every year. I said, "I don't really know." ”

Princess Ruth said, "Do you know what we mean in the Kingdom of the Netherlands? I said, "I think it means the lowlands." "Our country is very low-lying, and half of the land is below sea level. In our country, the project of reclamation from the sea is great. It's as famous as the long wall of your country. And our country is also famous for its black and white cows and dairy industry. ”

I said, "You're so specific, I don't know the exact location of your country." Princess Ruth said, "I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce it." Our country is located in the western part of Europe, is a small, densely populated and highly developed economic country, it is located at the mouth of the three major rivers of the Rhine, Maas and Scheldt, bordering the North Sea to the west and north, and Germany and Belgium to the east. The land area is 42,000 square kilometers, about 300 kilometers long from south to north, and about 200 kilometers wide from east to west, of which the land area is 34,000 square kilometers. ”

I asked, "They all say that your national character is very open. Is that so? "I had a very lively conversation with Princess Rouss, and Her Majesty sometimes nodded her head when she listened, and sometimes she was silent, as if our communication had nothing to do with her, and after a while she lowered her head and took a nap. Princess Joules walked over and lifted Her Majesty from her chair to the makeshift bunk for Her Majesty to rest.

Princess Joules said: "In our country, we are open to **, and there are public red light districts in major cities in our country, such as the red light district in Amsterdam. Streets of Las Vegas. People can see advertisements for scantily clad sexy women everywhere, and those advertisements make outsiders blush and heartbeat, but our countrymen don't think so. ”

I asked, "Are you very strict in your relationship as husband and wife?" Princess Roulsy said, "We value the quality of our relationships. In our country, sexual rights are one of the human rights. Couples attach great importance to the quality of sexual life. Surveys show that more than 45% of divorces are divorced in the Netherlands due to sexual incompatibility. In addition, in our country, cohabiting partners are treated almost the same in terms of law as married couples. Married young people. The vast majority also have a history of cohabitation for several years. Most celibate people also have irregular cohabitation partners. Nude sunbathing and unisex saunas are the most common forms of openness in the Netherlands. In the summer, it is common to see people lying on their backs or stomachs enjoying naked sunbathing in open-air swimming pools and on the beach, both young and old. Some young white-collar women even drove to the beach in professional attire. Take off your shirt, wear only one ** on your body, and lie prone on the beach to enjoy the sun. ”

I asked, "Is it possible that in your country, like the romantic capital of Paris, condom vending machines can be found everywhere?" Princess Ruth said, "Of course, of course." In short, we are very open to sex and **, very casual, as long as you agree, I agree, there is nothing wrong with it. I said, "I'll discuss these issues with you, will you think I'm curious and unserious?" ”

Princess Ruth said: "Curiosity, everyone has it, and I am very curious, for example, I want to know, is there a red light district in your country, and how does your country view and manage it." I'm also curious to know how your country's 10,000-mile wall was built. It's not shameful to talk about sex, it's shameful to be ignorant, and it's also sad. There are not many couples in your country who do not agree with each other, and there are many couples who live together for the sake of children, they do not have a good sexual relationship, and they do not give each other good satisfaction, which is considered immoral in our country. ”

I said: "The cultural traditions of each country are different, and the feudal culture of our country for two thousand years has long imprisoned people's minds, especially about sex and **, there are very few discourses on sexuality and **, and books with this description have long been listed as banned books, and even modern physiology and hygiene classes are not good for us to tell." It is said that there were once two couples who graduated from graduate school, and the two lived together for five or six years, and they did not have a child. After examination, the woman was still a virgin. Is this the legendary nerd, no, this is a mistake in the concept of education, why not tell the basic common sense of life to our young people, our next generation. ”

Princess Ruth said: "Yang, you are a very straightforward and honest person, I like you very much, can we be good friends." ”

I said: "We have an old saying in Donghua: Thousands of miles have a fate to meet, but there is no chance to meet on the other side." We are people who are destined for thousands of miles, haven't we become friends here for a long time, I am very happy to be friends with Her Royal Highness the Princess, and I like you too. ”

Princess Joules jumped up happily when she heard what I said, she smiled happily and opened her arms to hug me tightly and said, "Yang, I like you." Her face rubbed affectionately against mine. I said, "Your Highness Princess, I like you too." ”

At this time, I heard that the hatch of the bottom warehouse was opened, and three people came down. Princess Ruth asked, "What are you going to do?" (To be continued......)

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