Chapter 192: The Kiss of the Century

King Ning is not a good comer, all kinds of difficulties Hua Taishi, he also brought his own staff officers, and said: "Su Wen Taishi is only eight buckets, I have a staff general who wants to learn from you!?"

"How can our lord bully the small??" Mrs. Hua said.

"Yes, yes!", Hua Taishi nodded hurriedly.

The staff general played by Ge Wei interjected: "Literary exchanges are not divided into generations!?"

"That's it, just playing! But if you can't make it out, don't blame me! Out of the right!?" King Ning's face was hideous.

The staff general received the instructions of King Ning, and without waiting for Hua Taishi to react, he came out right: "There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and they dare to teach the seven sons, which is very bold!?"

Everyone in Washington who was present was stumped, what to do without culture!

"That's right, what's wrong, if you don't give me face, I'm really going to race!?" King Ning roared arrogantly.

"Let me try!"

Just when Hua Taishi was sweating anxiously, Tang Bohu came in from outside, and he still had words on his lips: "Ten rooms and nine poor get eight taels, seven dollars and six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and they are still half-hearted, and they are first-class and obscene!?"

"It's so neat!" The general of staff admired.

"Hua'an, you came at the right time!?" Hua Taishi was pleasantly surprised, and he looked like a bullied child meeting his parents.

Tang Bohu comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!" ”

At this time, King Ning made a look, and the staff general understood, and said to Tang Bohu, the little scholar who came in: "Under is the champion of the seven provinces and the staff general, nicknamed the "King of the King", who is the opponent of the intestines, Your Excellency?"

"The younger brother has read books for two years, and he is a lost little scholar in the world, Hua'an!?"

"Okay, I'll meet you for a while!"

After speaking. The staff general and Tang Bohu stepped on the seven-star step at the same time, like two martial arts masters, wandering to find each other's flaws, and finally the two, eye to eye, nose tip to nose. Staring at each other, the distance between each other is only two fingers wide.

The people next to him, whether it was Hua Taishi, Mrs. Hua or the menacing King Ning, all quieted down, watching that the two masters were about to start a showdown.

"Wave~~"

The two masters have been facing each other for a long time, and suddenly they kissed each other.

"I'm ~~~~~~~~"

Everyone fell, and all the people of Huafu and King Ning in the film were thundered, and all the audiences outside the film were thundered.

Liu Dehua almost spit out the drink in his mouth, "Ahem, hahaha!" Liu Dehua was choked a few times. Laughing like everyone else. More exaggerated than him was Zhou Yan, half of his brother's laughing body was on Feng Xiaogang's shoulder.

Ge Wei and Wang Xu kissed each other in the air, and was later evaluated as the kiss of the century by netizens who did good things.

Tang Bohu turned his head to face the camera, full of emotion and said: "I'm sorry, we cherish each other and can't help it." ”

"Without further ado, here we go!?" The general of staff said and took a few steps back, and came out of the right place: "In the picture." The dragon doesn't groan, the tiger doesn't roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous!?"

Tang Bohu took advantage of the response. said: "In the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and no horses, and the general is on guard!?"

"Good, that's right! That's right! Everyone in Washington applauded.

The general staff was taken aback and said, "Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Honghong, everywhere is harmonious!?"

"Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, and leaves, twilight, and twilight every year!"

"Hua'an is really good, Hua'an is so good!"?

King Ning saw this. urged: "Hurry up and get out of the right, kill him, kill him!?"

The staff general was already sweating on his forehead, and said, "Ten thoughts, Sijun Siguo, Sisheji!?"

"Eight eyes together. Enjoy the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance! In contrast, Tang Bohu was much more relaxed, and he didn't forget to tease Qiu Xiang.

"Okay, okay—"

The applause of the people in Washington put a lot of pressure on the staff general, and the sweat on his forehead was wiped again, and after some contemplation, he said: "I am superior and majestic, showing a tiger courage."

"You're nasty, revealing half of your glans."?

"My dignified staff general will lose to you a scholar?" The general of staff was furious and said, "Your family is here to plant trees!?"

"Ru's bathtub is for fish!?"

"The fish is ripe in my belly!?"

"Your wife is here to cook!"?

"Huh?!"

The staff general could not withstand the blow, took a few steps back, and spat blood from his mouth. The blood can't stop like a fountain, it's very spectacular.

Some viewers were stunned, it's too exaggerated for people to squirt blood like this, but it's really funny, and it's even funnier if that person is still Uncle Ge.

Ge Wei and Wang Xu, the old and the young, did not disappoint everyone, presenting a wonderful literary exchange. Especially the kiss between the two lingered in my mind.

It's a pity that Uncle Ge is not at the screening scene today, otherwise it would be interesting to look at his own expression.

The film is only halfway through here, and it is really wonderful and hilarious. The second half is also full of jokes, what is unrecognizable, and I am drifting fist, such as Washington's "One Day Death" and the Tang family's "Laughing Half a Step" Who is the world's first strange poison.

In the end, after all kinds of tests, Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang finally got married, and finally got married.

Tang Bohu looked at Qiu Xiang affectionately and said, "Qiu Xiang, it's really a few twists and turns, we --?"

Qiu Xiang was shy and said, "Finally, a lover finally became a family." ”?

"Your wife's red lips are dripping, and her face is full of peach blossoms, why don't you kiss her soon?!?"

Tang Bohu listened to the words of the Taishi and wanted to kiss Qiuxiang. Suddenly, Qiu Xiang's face became serious, and she said, "Hey, slow! Draw two punches first!?"

"Huh?!" Tang Bohu was surprised.?

"Won't this be?! Mahjong, pai gow, dice four-color cards you will always be the same, right? ”

"Ahh

Tang Bohu screamed miserably and fell to the ground.

The whole film is over!

The lights on the stage came on, and acknowledgments appeared on the screen.

Suddenly-

"Boom!"

The explosive applause suddenly rang out, and everyone stood up and gave the warmest and most sincere applause to the main creators.

"Thank you, thank you!"

Wang Xu. He Jiong, Chen Baixiang, Liu Shishi and other main creators all stood up, applauded, turned around and clasped their fists behind them, left and right, and bowed to thank them!

Then. Many celebrities came over and said hello to the creators in person.

"Brother Sledgehammer, congratulations, it's really wonderful, I really want to watch it again." Lin Zhiling was the first to walk in front of Wang Xu, with a smile on her face, and her beautiful eyes did not hide her admiration.

"Oh, sister, your praise voice is the most beautiful voice in the world!" The joy on Wang Xu's face couldn't be hidden.

"Giggles. You're not afraid of Fluttershy's jealousy! Lin Zhiling glanced at the little woman who was snuggled next to Wang Xu with a proud and excited face, Zhuang Xiaodie.

"I'm telling the truth, Fluttershy, do you agree?"

Wang Xu looks at Fluttershy, and her answer is a smile. At this moment, Wang Bo came out, frowned, and said, "Sledgehammer, it's all your fault." I'm so weak that I can't go home? ”

Wang Xu watched the whole film. I feel a little tired, which is the reason why I laugh a lot. Many viewers are actually like him, if you look closely, there are many people sitting in the back drinking saliva and taking a breath first.

"Oh!" Wang Xu's expression became cute, and he spoke like a woman. said: "Handsome guy, I don't like you, can I take you home?" ”

"How bad are you, let's go to the family first, well--" Wang Bo pursed his mouth.

"You dead shemale. Go to hell! Wang Xu pretended to punch Wang Bo in the shoulder, and both of them couldn't help laughing.

Immediately afterwards, Wang Xu opened his arms and happily hugged Zhou Yan and Liu Dehua. Before he could speak to his two brothers, the audience behind him suddenly burst into shouts.

"Tang Bohu!"

"Tang Bohu!"

"Tang Bohu!"

Wang Xu turned around and saw all the audience, including many celebrities, standing up and shouting his name together.

At this moment, Wang Xu became excited.

"Wow!"

Wang Xu screamed, and before he could react, he was carried onto the stage by He Jiong, Wang Bo, Chen Baixiang, Qian Feng and others.

When Wang Xu was put down by several people, stood with all the main creators of the film and faced the audience, and bowed together to thank him, the applause, screams, and cheers had already drowned out the entire hall.

The commotion lasted for more than a minute before it gradually subsided.

At this time, Wang Han, Li Weijia, Xie Na, Liu Yan, Qian Feng, and the six emcees of Tianyuan came to the stage together.

There were about 20 of them, and they just sent a bouquet of flowers to every main creator on the stage.

"Thank you! Thank you to our lovely hammer fans! When Wang Han said thank you, he looked at the 6o Hammer Gang fans on the right side of the audience near the media area, they had been waving the light sticks in their hands vigorously from the end of the film to the present, and many little girls were still wiping sweat with one hand.

Wang Han said to Wang Xu: "Wang Xu, look, I just noticed that your fans have been standing and waving their hands, and you see that they are all sweating, which is really pitiful for me." Talk to them and sit down and rest. ”

After Wang Xu listened, he really saw the girls with hammer powder.

"It's hot, you guys be careful of heat stroke, you" Wang Xu said as his eyes turned red, and he was happy, excited, and moved.

"Bang Bang!"

Applause interrupted his words, and all the audience saw that Wang Xu was emotional, and couldn't help but encourage him with applause. And the group of beautiful girls of the Hammer Gang saw that Hammer Hammer's eyes were red for them, and they all shouted his name excitedly.

"Shhhh "All good, sit down and rest for a while. I have felt your love, and I love you! ”

Saying that, Wang Xu bowed again, and this bow was given to his loveliest fans. (To be continued!)

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