Chapter Fifty-Nine: The East Wall of Qi Delong (The Fourth Watch Has Been Completed, Asking for Reward)
People's inspiration often blooms in an instant.
Just when Zhou Yan was scratching his ears and cheeks, he suddenly had an inspiration.
He suddenly remembered a bridge in the middle of a sketch in 2008 when Zhao Bensan and Song Danshan were together.
- "A friend in the audience surnamed Qi called and asked two flag bearers to help give the newborn baby a name...... the host said.
"Zidron." Zhao Bensan.
"Elegant but not loud enough." Compere.
"Qi East Wall." Song Danshan.
"Loud and not urbane enough." Compere.
"Qi Delong East Wall!" Zhao Bensan.
Zhou Yan patted his head, it turned out that the answer was here!
He withdrew from the scene transition, smiled and said to Qi Delong: "This question is really difficult to ......."
When everyone heard this, they secretly regretted: "Such a genius boy would be stumped by this question?" What a pity! β
Although everyone couldn't do it, their subconscious admiration for the strong made them all think that Zhou Yan would definitely be able to give the right answer.
Now when I hear Zhou Yan say this, I feel sorry.
"Really?" Qi Delong was also slightly surprised and said, "You can't do it?" β
"I just said that this question is difficult, not that I can't do it." Zhou Yan smiled faintly: "With my IQ of one hundred and seventy-nine, how can there be a reason why I can't do it?" β
"One hundred and seventy-nine IQ?" Qi Delong was stunned: "The person with the highest IQ in history is Albert Einstein, his IQ is as high as one hundred and eighty, and your IQ is one hundred and seventy-nine?" β
Zhou Yan smiled faintly and said nothing.
"Son!" Mom smiled in surprise and said, "When was it tested?" I really didn't delay an egg a day to supplement nutrition when I was pregnant with you - the doctor told me at that time that pregnant women eat an egg every day, which is very good for the brain development of the fetus......"
Zhou Yan didn't dare to say anything, what IQ is one hundred and seventy-nine? How does he know what his IQ is?
I just talked nonsense, but I didn't expect everyone to take it seriously!
(As an aside, just because of Zhou's mother's words, in the next few years, the price of eggs in Jiucheng skyrocketed and was in short supply - all of them were fried by pregnant women who wanted to be Jackie Chan!) οΌ
"Well, let's get back to the point." Zhou Yan said: "Not only do I know that you must have a younger brother, but I also know that your brother's name is Qi Delong, well, it's still a twin brother......
"That's amazing!" Qi Delong was slightly stunned, and then applauded: "What else can you deduce?" β
"Although your accent is authentic and standard Mandarin, I believe that your hometown must be in the Northeast region!" Zhou Yandao.
"How did you come up with that?" Zidlong asked.
"This is very simple," Zhou Yan said with a big grin...... "Your father must like to watch the two of them turn around if he wants to come, right?" β
"Oh!"
Everyone in the audience suddenly realized.
Qi Delong's east wall, isn't it a common saying in the two-person turn?
"Admire, admire." Qi Delong nodded, with a smile on his face: "Qi Delong's east wall is a common saying among our Northeast two-person turn. When my mother gave birth to my two brothers, my father was watching the two of them turn ...... in the yard."
This dad is really the best, his wife gave birth to children, and he is still twins, and he can sneak out alone to watch the two of them turn.
It's really a high-class wonder!
"At that time, my mother gave birth to the two of us, and asked my grandfather to go out and ask my father what our names were." Qi Delong was a little depressed: "At that time, my father was humming with the actor, and casually sang: 'Qi Delong's east wall is ......'!" That's what we're called! β
There was an uproar in the audience - this dad is so irresponsible! It's funny!
"You might think I'm joking with Zhou Yan." Qi Delong said: "Actually, this question tests two knowledge points. β
"The first is to understand the folk customs of various parts of China." Qi Delong continued: "Zhou Yan has done a good job, it can be seen that he must be very familiar with the folk customs of various places, so that he can know the ...... of the 'Qi Delong East Wall' in the middle of our Northeast Two."
"Oh!"
There was a round of applause from the audience.
"This is exactly what I want to see, I know that in the modern education environment, many students have formulas, theorems and other things related to the college entrance examination in their heads." Qi Delong said: "Because geography and folklore knowledge do not need to take the college entrance examination, many students know almost nothing!" β
He lengthened his voice and said: "But it is these things that have nothing to do with the college entrance examination that are often some important assistants to succeed in doing things in the future!" Zhou Yan's college entrance examination ability is beyond doubt, what I tested was actually whether he was erudite! β
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I don't know who took the lead, but there was a round of applause from the audience, which was deafening.
"Second, it's a reasoning ability." Qi Delong continued: "The ability to reason is undoubtedly used to a greater or lesser extent at all stages of life. Generally speaking, the stronger the reasoning ability, the greater the success in the future career! β
"Huh?"
Speaking of this, many people in the audience were puzzled.
What does this question have to do with reasoning ability?
"Everyone must have understood by now, Zidlong East Wall. My name is Qi Delong, and my brother will definitely be called Qi Dongqiang. Zidlong continued: "Here, in fact, I deliberately laid a trap. If Zhou Yan only deduced that I have a younger brother named Qi Dongqiang, but did not say that he was a twin, then this question cannot be regarded as completely correct. β
Looking at everyone's puzzled eyes, he smiled and said: "The phrase 'Qi Delong East Wall' is obviously said by my father, if it is not a twin brother, how can I be called Qi Delong?" β
If it weren't for the twins, it is estimated that Qi Delong's grandfather would have asked his father to have another name.
How can there be a person with a five-character name?
Speaking of this, Qi Delong suddenly thought of a question: "By the way, classmate Zhou Yan." How do you know that Qi Dongqiang is my brother and not my sister? β
Zhou Yan smiled: "Could it be that you would be willing to let your daughter be called Qi Dongqiang?" It's so indecent! β
Qi Delong was embarrassed, why didn't he think of it?
Qi East Wall, Ride East Wall!
How could such a name possibly play on a little girl? Hahaha!
"Divine logic!"
"Zhou Yan, Zhou Yan!"
"Zhou Yan Zhou Yan I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!"
At this time, the atmosphere in the audience has risen to the highest point, and many boys and girls can't help but shout slogans!
At this moment, an anxious shout suddenly came from afar: "Quick! Take a rubber mat and spread it downstairs in Huaqing! β
Huaqing Building, a teaching building in Longcheng No. 2 Middle School, is close to the playground.
What's going on?
Why use rubber mats to lay downstairs in Huaqing?
Everyone looked over curiously......
(The two dear helmsmen are big, Brother Digital and Brother Yunwu, what about the good reward?) Hahaha! I can actually update four chapters a day!
Even I began to admire myself - depressed, my fingers were numb...... Well, it looks like all ten fingertips have calluses!
If you look cool, please reward me hard!
The recommendation ticket is smashed - it is better to smash me out - even if I am dizzy, it is still happy......
Thumbs up is the virtue of reading novels, brothers, everyone is a civilized person, you must like it, okay?
Finally, the most important collection, your collection determines the fate of this book! You get the idea! οΌ