Chapter 9 The so-called petty favors
An oil cake face stepped forward and said happily.
"Don't worry, it's definitely not reluctant. It's just that I want to bother you, little master, and do me a little favor. ”
When he happily Zhu Xi, his thick eyebrows seemed to be rhythmically provoked twice, and he raised his hand and gestured, "It's just a little busy." ”
Zhao Xiaoba, who was in a cold sweat on his forehead, stammered and asked, "Busy?" What do you mean: ”
Zhu Xishi's eyes blinked playfully, and he pulled Zhao Xiaoba happily and told him eloquently.
"You also know that at that time, in the Yuelao Temple of Tianlong Mountain, I saw you being chased and killed by the enemy, and I also risked my life to save your life. You say, is this fate? Neither early nor late, let's meet at the Yuelao Temple."
"Big sister, let's talk about the point"
Zhao Xiaoba, who had goosebumps falling to the ground, had been resisting this threat. But under Zhu Xishi's strong deterrence, he didn't even have the courage to say what he really thought.
"Don't be surprised, there are too many extravagances, but it seems that I am caring about these small favors." Zhu Xishi, who was full of bright faces, put away his jokes a little, and said again.
"Then I'll get straight to the point. You know, at that time, in order to save you, I gave that killer to the Fa-rectification. Although he deserved it, it was a human life; I thought, if I go to court in the future, can you be a witness for me? ”
"That's what you're talking about?"
Zhao Xiaoba, who suddenly came to life, obviously couldn't believe it when he asked Zhu Xi in shock.
"Huh? Or else. ”
Amitabha, great mercy and compassion, finally escaped! Fortunately, Zhao Xiaoba, who was not forced to marry when she was Zhu Xi, clenched her fists tightly, and secretly called herself cool in her heart!
"What do you want? Whether it will help or not, Zhao Xiaoba. You have a word! Who are you saying I'm causing a human life? ”
Looking at Zhao Xiaoba, who was behaving strangely, Zhu Xishi couldn't figure out what he was thinking, wouldn't it be if he didn't save him? ! The smile on his face froze.
Little Eighth Master, you can't ignore it!
Fortunately, I recalled Zhu Xishi's previous words, Fa-rectification?! I'm embarrassed to say that it was you who killed the killer Wuhuan, Zhao Xiaoba suddenly laughed.
"You laugh like a bird, Zhao Xiaoba. I'm serious about talking to you! ”
It took the boss's effort, Zhao Xiaoba put away his teasing, and went back to Zhu Xishi.
"I said this, you don't have to worry about it at all."
When he said it so arbitrarily and relaxedly, Zhu Xishi couldn't stabilize it at all, so it's strange that he didn't worry! You must know that the person who committed the crime was her Zhu Xishi, not you Zhao Xiaoba!
In an instant, Zhu Xishi pulled down his face, and with one move of "Rulai Divine Palm", he overturned Zhao Xiaoba on the bed, and pointed at her with his waist in his hand.
"Don't worry?! Zhao Xiaoba, the offender is not you, don't talk cool there! If the old lady goes to the yamen to eat in prison, you won't be able to escape. ”
"You person, why are you so anxious, listen to me!"
The wolf got up from the couch, and Zhao Xiaoba let out a long breath: This fat woman, the strength is really not covered!
"What else are you talking about, is it possible that you can bring that killer back to life!" Zhu Xishi, who was suddenly deflated, opened his throat on the side of the couch and cried: "I don't want to, I don't want to spend the rest of my life in prison!" I'm not married yet, so I'm so willing. ”
Mom, you were such a stupid second girl in the past! Even at the moment of crisis, he was still thinking about what he had and didn't, Zhao Xiaoba really knelt for this fat woman!
When he approached Zhu Xi, who was crying incessantly, he clapped her flesh shoulder with his hand and comforted: "Anla, I promise you're okay." ”
"Fuck your uncle, just forget it? Could it be that the Taiyuan County Government is not opened by your family? ”
With a "snap", Zhao Xiaoba's hand was heavily brushed away. He shook the back of his painful hand, and when he was unable to eat oil and salt, Zhu Xishi could only use violence to counter violence, and suddenly yelled at her.
"Say you're okay, you're fine! What are you yelling and howling about? Sue you, the government will not only not arrest you and put you in jail, but will also give you a bounty. Do you understand, fat woman! ”
"What do you call me? I'm impatient with you, Zhao Xiaoba! ”
As soon as he heard the word "fat woman", Zhu Xishi became excited, and his eyes were as sharp as a pig-killing knife, approaching Zhao Xiaoba beside him. Zhao Xiaoba, who was frightened, also knew that he had stepped on her sore spot, so he quickly covered his mouth and apologized in a low voice: "Slip of the tongue, it's a slip of the tongue!" ”
When Zhu Xi, who stopped crying, only then did he listen to his words. It seemed to be incredulous for a while, and he asked suspiciously: "What you just said, but is it true?" ”
"It's true, it's more real than real gold! Okay. ”
Seeing Zhao Xiaoba's righteous words, Zhu Xishi's flustered heart was half on the ground.
"Then tell me what the hell is going on. The government really won't arrest me and put me in jail? ”
"How many times do you want me to say it? Really, really, my aunt! ”
What a barrier to communication! Zhao Xiaobayan suspected that Zhu Xishi's head was filled with pig brains!
"You put one hundred and two hearts, make your buns with peace of mind, and ensure that no one bothers you! That killer Wuhuan, you know, is a wanted criminal with a reward of thousands of gold from the imperial court! If you crush him to death, not only do you not have to fill in your life, but instead take his head to the county office, and the government will give you a large bounty! ”
"Really?" Obediently, you don't have to pay for your life to crush this Wuhuan, but there is a bounty to take, it's really against the sky!
"The Seven Evils of the Jade and Golden Sword Sect are all cold-blooded killers with dozens or hundreds of lives on their hands, and these violent elements are all punished. If the yamen knows, they will definitely give you a gold-lettered plaque of 'eliminating violence and peace' to Zhu Xishi! ”
Hahaha, hahaha! It's okay, don't worry about going to jail anymore. Zhu Xi suddenly smiled and danced. Zhao Xiaoba, who was sitting on the couch, shook his head with a sigh when he looked at Zhu Xi in this appearance.
Virtue.
"Oops!" Zhu Xishi, who was carried away for a while, suddenly shouted out of his voice, and hurriedly ran to the couch and took Zhao Xiaoba's hand.
"What to do? I threw Wuhuan's body in the bamboo forest behind the Yuelao Temple. How much do you think this bounty is going to be? ”
"Let's say a few thousand taels at least."
"A few thousand taels?! It's a big loss, it's a big loss! Hearing this amount of bounty, Zhu Xishi was stunned. I burst into tears, I actually threw so much silver in the wilderness!
At this time, Zhao Xiaoba didn't feel much regret, but suddenly snorted coldly.
"It's a pity that so much silver has turned into water?"
"Not really! Thousands of taels of silver with white flowers, Zhao Xiaoba, are you in the water in your brain? How many years does it take to sell meat buns to have this number! ”
Zhu Xishi was so angry that he stomped his feet, and glanced at Zhao Xiaoba resentfully, why didn't he say it earlier! Thinking about it, whether I want to go to the government and report a letter, maybe it's still too late.
"I advise you to dispel this idea as soon as possible, this silver, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it!"
Zhao Xiaoba was very strict at this time, and when he looked at Zhu Xi, who had lost his regrets, he said with a warning.
"You should be glad that you just threw Wuhuan's corpse into the wilderness, and went to the government to receive the reward without a stupid head."
"Why? How to say this. ”
Looking at Zhao Xiaoba blankly, Zhu Xishi couldn't understand it, what did it mean?