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act.11I want to fly the crane!

Subtitle: If you can't get a crane as an admiral, what's the difference between that and salted fish!?

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"Aika! Please, control the point, okay! ”

Time is after the battle, the three of the red, yellow and blue ponytail team returned to the underground base to hold a reflection meeting as usual, but for some reason, like today's situation, the young girl with the red ponytail seems to be a little emotional and can't keep the usual silence.

She came to Aika, who had been released from her transformation and returned to human, and began to condemn her actions dozens of minutes ago.

"Anyway, you went too far today!"

"They're a danger to humanity!? You don't need to show mercy to them! Could it be that the slightest threat from the police will turn the gangsters into bad guys!? Ai Xiang retorted confidently.

"I see, it seems that Aika explained her atrocities in this way, but we have to consider the perception of society."

The young girl with a red ponytail is righteous in her words.

"Just imagine, a bad police officer who chews gum and plays with the baton in his hand uses all kinds of dirty means to force the gangster into a no-man's alley, and then inflicts all kinds of atrocities on him that are beyond the allowable range Aixiang now, you are probably this kind of character in the eyes of the public!"

I didn't expect the young girl sister to say such a thing, Aika couldn't help but exclaim: "What, what-"

"Even if the same police officer is dealing with a criminal, the perception of the two is very different! Take a good look at how society views the blue ponytail warrior now! ”

The rally that didn't give Aika to continue to refute, the young girl's sister picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.

It's prime time after the news ends, but it's not a prime-time variety show on TV, but a specially restructured special episode of the Double Ponytail Team, and no matter which TV bureau has been there recently, there will definitely be a program about the Double Ponytail Team at a certain time.

As for whether the content of the show is positive or not, it is not necessarily.

Today's broadcast is a special episode of the Blue Ponytail Warrior, and the battle situation shown is the situation of the Blue Ponytail Warrior stepping on the death penalty demon flea with his foot today, and the key parts are still coded by the Bare Foot Bureau for artificial harmony, but it is just a documentary to show the audience the process of "Blue Ponytail Stepping on the Dead Flea".

- Damn, are you spending all this money to deal with this?! And where the hell did you record the shooting!?

At the end of the documentary, I saw big subtitles popping up on the screen-

If you meet a blue ponytail warrior

Of course, the subtitles that follow the title are not the words "I'm really happy", but the very suspicious words FBI, waRIng, and KeeP♂ouT.

The main purpose of today's program is to introduce the methods of fighting the blue ponytail warriors. That's right, although the existence of attribute aliens has gradually been accepted by the public, the world's understanding of them is at most to the extent of "slightly perverted/metamorphosis alien monsters"-

Use anti-crime items to intimidate.

Use a communication device such as a smartphone to notify the police.

Wait for the rescue of the Double Ponytail team.

That's all there is to it for the Attribute Alien, and while this situation is a bit worrying, I don't mind it as long as it doesn't cause too much commotion.

However, when meeting the Blue Ponytail Warrior, it is not so simple-

Climb into a tree and hide.

Pull your legs and run wild.

Immediately take refuge in the nearest resident's home.

When the host marked all of these methods with a big X, the guests began to discuss other countermeasures. To them, meeting a blue ponytail warrior seemed as desperate as walking around the corner with friends on the way out of school, only to run into a hungry lion.

Not only that, but the program also mentions the ecology of the Blue Warriors that the relevant agencies have investigated so far.

Hippopotamus: 40 kilometers per hour.

Ostrich: Seventy kilometers per hour.

Cheetah: 100 kilometers per hour.

Blue Ponytail Warrior: 180 kilometers per hour.

I saw the foreign critic on the screen covering his face with his hands and sighing with an exaggerated "oh-" movement.

The crown of the fastest creature on the ground that humans gave to the cheetah without permission has now been taken back by humans without authorization, and if there is a man who drives an F1 car to surpass the cheetah today, I am afraid that no one will praise him "You are faster than the cheetah".

But the Blue Ponytail is different, she has already been compared to wild animals.

Not only that, but the host also used the streamlined appearance of the stealth fighter to compare the chest of the blue ponytail warrior, making the guests nod their heads, and a group of well-known scientists wasted a lot of time discussing these things.

"Look at Aika! Your reputation has been ruined like this, and if it gets worse! ”

"It's a little bit of a little thing to endure and pass, anyway, they'll understand sooner or later, I don't care about it."

"Then why are the armrests on both sides of your chair twisted?"

"Long-winded! You have to take care of it! ”

"However, it's really violent," Hui Li shed a cold sweat, "Tsubebe-san's fighting appearance, if you look at it this way, I feel that the blue ponytail warrior is the villain who is violent." ”

"I just don't want to be put into battle, so I have to take off my clothes and then blow up on a large scale, you say that!"

"No matter what, next time Aixiang, you have to pay attention to the opinions of the masses!"

Lifted the transformation of the double ponytail uniform, but only recovered from the young girl sister to the appearance of the girl sister, she naturally stroked the hair strand on one side, and the other hand crossed her waist to preach to Aixiang.

"I know, I know," Aika waved her hand perfunctorily and replied nonchalantly, "But please don't preach me like this, okay?" I always feel so awkward. ”

"Huh? A girl's move? ”

The speaker had no intention of listening to the heart, and the girl sister who was caressing her double ponytail couldn't help but pause, but before she could think about it, at this time, new footsteps had come from the elevator of the underground base.

Holding a plate of snacks in his hand, Shen Er's figure appeared over there, his gaze swept over the three people present, and finally paused slightly on the little hand of the girl's sister with curly hair.

"It's been a great day, everyone."

He quickly withdrew his gaze, and his face was as calm as ever.

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Between the Lines –

Today's battle report video is played on the huge projection screen, and the process of the battle between the Sin Demon Flea and the Blue Ponytail Warrior is quickly skipped, and the picture is finally frozen in the happy and satisfying ** death of the Sin Demon Flea

In an instant, an atmosphere of despair enveloped the venue.

Seeing the tragic sacrifice of their compatriots on the screen, the soldiers present looked at each other, and as the suppressed discussion gradually opened, the conference hall in the center of this base, where some attribute aliens had been completely dominated by fear.

"It's so murderous, it's like covering the whole earth!"

Even if it is the troops directly under the four hearts of the United States who have just joined the power, and the soldiers who have fought in all directions and invaded all kinds of different worlds, they can now see this tragic battle situation that people can't bear to look at.

They were also silent for a long time, not daring to speak, and their momentum was completely suppressed by the ghostly terrifying power of the blue ponytail warrior.

"That kind of monster is simply the nemesis of our attribute aliens."

"The best of the best!"

"Although humans are not to be feared, the blue ponytail warriors are too terrifying!"

Finally, driven by a sense of fear, everyone confided their hearts.

In the past, the old warriors of the Sin Demon Dragon, the Sin Sea Dragon, and the Sin Jellyfish would turn quickly as soon as they saw the blue ponytail warrior in the film, and the blue ponytail warrior in the data was skipped, and even the model of the blue ponytail warrior refused to be made.

As a result, the new entrants of the Insecta Attribute Aliens, the members of the Four Hearts of Beauty, have completely unrealistic assessments of the Blue Ponytail Warrior's combat prowess.

Coupled with the superb strength of the younger sister's sanity and strength, the weak but hard-working unyielding will of the young girl's sister, and the yellow ponytail warrior's milk volume and the outstanding performance of the other double ponytail warriors attracted all their attention, and subconsciously ignored the blue ponytail warrior.

But this group of people could not have imagined that it would be a big mistake to do so, careless hearts and wrong assessments, and at this moment, the warriors finally realized the horror of the blue ponytail warriors.

"Shura! The blue ponytail warrior is the living Shura! ”

"O God! Why did you make the Blue Ponytail so murderous! ”

"Obviously, those pairs of double ponytails are also very good."

"Comrades, this is the fifth consecutive Beautiful?heart warrior to be defeated at the hands of the Blue Ponytail Warrior."

Speaking was a locust-like warrior - Beautiful?heart counselor, the evil locust, who could be seen to have a slight disapproval in his bright red compound eyes as he reported the battle to his compatriots.

"Hmm, I didn't expect a nameless poor milk warrior to be able to exert such a strong explosive power"

Although fearful, it is precisely because of the infection of this emotion that the attribute aliens who are fighting for attribute power have ignited an alternative fighting spirit.

"It's time for us to deploy strategically against the Blue Ponytail!"

"Seconded."

"Seconded—"

"Seconded"

"Hmmm! It's all for the journey of our mentor, the Sin Demon Spider's Hypocrite! ”

“all_hail_Futaing！”

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PS: Well, there's another shift at midnight, probably after 00:00 (laughs).